Kill, Sex, Marry

Kill Martin (only by way of Heroic Sacrifice)
Dump Partridge
Besties Boromir
Be intimate with Odysseus
Marry Ned

And now, with the besties option:

Athena, Claptrap, Nisha, Wilhelm

Kill Wilhelm, Sex Nisha, Marry Athena, Besties Claptrap.

Skyrim villains, with besties and dump options.

Alduin, Mercer Frey, Elenwen, Lord Harkon, Miraak.

Sex, kill, marry, kill, kill ...In That Order

Myotismon, Sheogorath, Madam Mim, Judge Drace, SCP-682

edited 13th Oct '14 11:25:33 PM by Ghostninja109

Kill SCP-682 (and fail horribly)
Dump Myotismon
Besties Drace
Sex Mim
Marry Sheogorath (seriously, what more do you expect?)

With a Besties option:

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo

Marry Leonardo, sex Michelangelo (I know, but... I wanna be besties with Donatello!), Besties Donatello, Kill Raph...

Gwen Stefani, Me, Adam Levine, Weird Al with besties option.

Marry Gwen
Kill you (no offense)
Sex Adam Levine
Besties Weird Al

With besties option:

Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, Uriel.

Sex Michael (is that even possible?), kill Gabriel (again, is it even possible?), marry Uriel and besties Raphael

Incognito, SCP-2845, Quarry, Mercurymon, Venat

edited 15th Oct '14 1:01:13 AM by Ghostninja109

Murder SCP, Dump Quarry, Shag Mercurymon, Marry the first, and Besties with the last.

The credits at the end of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame:

UK Version by Eternal, American version by All 4 One, The Spanish version by Luis Miguel...obviously in Spanish

edited 6th Dec '14 11:05:56 PM by terlwyth

Sex the Spanish, Marry the British, Kill the American.

Belmonts, with besties and dump involved: Leon, Trevor, Simon, Juste and Richter.

edited 15th Jan '15 9:24:31 AM by FergardStratoavis

Gonna have to go with

Marry Simon
Shag Trevor
Besties Richter
Dump Juste
Kill Leon

Franklin, Michael, Trevor

Kill Trevor, sex Franklin, marry Michael. Or something,

Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, David Gilmour, Richard Wright, and Nick Mason (with added Besties and Dump option)

Gonna go... sex, dump, kill, besties, marry.

With besties and dump in: Jinpachi, Heihachi, Kazuya, Jin, Lars.

Bumpity.

Kill Heihachi and Lars, sex Jinpachi and Kazuya, Marry Jin.

Frieza, Cell, Buu.

Sex, kill, marry

Supergirl, Starfire, Wonder girl

Sex Frieza, Kill Cell, Marry Buu

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles

Sex Sonic, Marry Tails, kill Knuckles.

A female teacher, A female firefighter, A female butcher

Kill, sex, marry.

Hitler, Mao, Stalin.

You bastard!

Kill Hitler (There's many of those in Steelport)
One-night stand with Mao (then Kill)
Marry Stalin (then promptly divorce and kill)

The Boss, Johnny Gat, Pierce

Sex The Boss

Mary Pierce

Kill Johny Gat

Leomon,Mervamon, Beezlemon

edited 30th Aug '15 5:22:32 PM by YOLOisfox

Kill Beelzemon, sex Mervamon and marry Leomon

Alucard, Kenpachi Zaraki, Revy

edited 30th Aug '15 7:25:55 PM by Ghostninja109

Kill alucard, sex zaraki, marry revy.

Mikasa, Leon Kennedy, solid snake.

Solid Snake: Sex

Leon Kennedy: Marry

Mikasa: Kill

Harry Potter, Ned Stark, Luke Skywalker

edited 31st Aug '15 7:56:27 AM by MonkBarbarian

Kill Harry Potter, Sex Luke Skywalker, Marry Ned.

Julius Caesar, Alexander the great, Genghis Khan.

Kill Genghis, Sex Alexander, Marry Caesar.

With Besties and Dump in: George Washington, Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, JFK.

Dump George, kill Jackson, Besties franklin, sex teddy, marry JFK.

Morgoth, Smaug, Sauron.

edited 1st Sep '15 8:17:20 AM by Superjohn