Rico: The Defense
- "OBJECTION!"
- "If she's in another castle, then he didn't kidnap her. Less so if it's not his castle."
- Rico happily chums on fish before leaving.
- Defendant: Zig and Bernie.
- Crime: Kidnapping, attempted murder and sophontophagy, as well as thievery.
Ship Cephalon Ordis: The Defense
- Ah, so you're telling me I must defend these pieces of cr-aa-a-a wonderful sapients? Let us begin.
- As you are certainly aware, legal administration has not caught up to the presence of sapient entities other than Humans, Grineer, Corpus, and Tenno. As such any allegations of kidnapping cannot be pressed further.
- Further, any charges of murder will be summarily torn to pieces filed and put at the end of a century-long backlog, coming directly after humanity's genocide on terrestrial life, as well as the outcome of Grineer-Corpus skirmish #152736.
- Now, for this "sophontophagy," may I remind you that I can send Tenno assassins after you? animals have consumed weak humans for millenia, and yet nobody bats an eye? I hardly see any difference in this case.
- Defendant: Vayne Aurelius
- Charges: Excessive Reality Warping, attempted mass-murder, destruction of school property.
edited 20th Apr '17 3:08:39 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenCooler: The Prosecution
- So this guy may appear innocent but according to the evidence he has an evil side to him. Just because this evil side of him may be a different character doesn't mean that his body is innocent of the crimes. I don't want the world-destroying competition, so do with him as you will.
- Defendant: Satan
- Crime: Conspiracy to commit murder, manipulation of humanity.
edited 20th Apr '17 4:22:36 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesMaou: The Defense
- " Ahem. I must say that, for his appearance in human culture, Satan is very much a tragic figure, and his efforts in asserting his will against the tyrannical human god, Yahweh, are truly beautiful and perfectly understandable. His manipulation of humanity is but an accusation by the most idiotic of humans, and it's his job to torture the filthy humans. "
- " Wait, what do you mean I am the defendant? I, the Demon King, will- "
- Defendant: Maou
- Crime: Hoo boy. Let's see... attempted conquest, conspiracy to commit genocide, attempted murder/execution of two children, indirect genetic mutilation of countless children via poisoning, attempted mass killing of countless humans, numerous Jural rights abuses (including murder of an otherwise loyal assassin who could not carry out his orders and murder of a Juralian political dissident), disregard of human and non-human life alike, (possibly) pedophilia, murder of an innocent family, numerous instances of kidnapping and having an entire race of illegal aliens reside on Earth without registration.
Derana: Prosecutor
- "...Whoa, this guy sure is a whole mess of crimes... this could be an interesting trial to have the hero try to somehow win, hehehe. After all, isn't the prosecutor usually the antagonist in this type of game? (Sure will make it easier for me...)"
- "Anyway, what have we here... countless murders both performed and attempted, genocidal plans... even genetic mutil- jeez, there's some heavy stuff in here! Even by the standards of this terrible and feared villain right here *points to self* some things are just going too far."
- "Now some of you might argue that certain of his actions and plans could be seen as acting in a form of self-defense as the leader of the Jurals, against that brutal little kid who's clearly out to kill every member of his species, but... there's still too much unneccessary cruelty here to just let it slide. Well...good luck, defense!" *leans back*
- Defendant: Konami
- Crimes: Mistreating and abusing her employees, erasing the identity of a certain past employee out of petty spite, killing own franchises.
Wilson: The Defense
- "..."
Needless to say, the defense failed.
- Defendant: Lord English
- Crime: Seeking to destroy all of existence for all of eternity, mistreatment of women, vaporizing people's body and souls with his double-death breath, killed his own sister just to take control of their shared body, killed the author of the webcomic he's from, and willingly neglecting his own followers, even summoning him required his most loyal follower to die and he didn't even care.
- Bill Cipher:Defense:Guilty...for making me jealous!
- Defender: Cinder Fall
- Crimes: Multiple charges of Robbery, attempting to (and later succeeding) in stealing a Maiden's power, murdering a fellow student, letting loose various dangerous Grimm in a populated area, and causing a casualty in an arena fight.
edited 28th Sep '17 8:41:27 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Wavey: The Prosecution
Wow, okay. Do I even have to say anything here? You've committed so many crimes, and there is so much proof! What—what do I even say? I don't think this is a debate at all, who could be defending this girl?
- Defendant: Roger (AKA The Janitor)
- Crimes: Holding kidnapped children captive, murdering children, and assisting in cannibalism(?).
edited 16th Oct '17 2:29:38 AM by Penroses
heyAnomalocaris: The Prosecution
- ....
Needless to say the defense won.
- Defendant: Dr. Josef Heiter
- Crime: Creating the so-called "human centipede", resulting in horrifically body mutilations and death as a result.
edited 16th Oct '17 2:50:17 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesDipper: The Prosecution
- “I don’t see how this is even debatable.”
- Defendant: The Reptilians
- Crime: Enslaving The Greys, stealing livestock & conspiring to overthrow mankind.
edited 16th Oct '17 4:29:45 PM by Spinosegnosaurus77
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Devil Ned The prosecution
- Shake my hand and we can get this hiddly diddly over with!
Evil Morty Crime: Killed many mortys (Morti?) and killed all the shadow ricks
Progress has it's stepping stones.
- Pointy-Haired Boss: The Defense
- What is the point of this? This trail is meaningless. He probably had a good reason for doing so, so just release him.
- Defendant: SCP-682
- Crime: Seeking to end of life, killing both innocent and no-so innocent people alike, being able to threaten reality itself when its extreme adaptability makes it so.
- Rico: The Prosecutor
- "..."
- "...Can I kaboom it?"
- The execution of SCP-682 failed due to the defendant's near-invulnerability, and as such SCP-682 remains safely contained within the SCP Foundation properties.
- Fat Cat: The Defendant
- Crime: Numerous acts of kidnapping and homicide, including that of a national celebrity, several dozen fraud schemes, embezzlement, theft of numerous dangerous inventions and valuable jewelry as well as thousands of gold, blackmail, conspiracy to cause earthquakes in a populated area, conspriacy to wipe out a group of people living in a populated area, fruit trafficking and consistent failure to return tax records due to abuse of loopholes in the animal law system.
- Hone Onna: The Prosecution
- "My client wishes to seek a sentence of life imprisonment for the defendant in lieu of his immediate and eternal damnation. I highly recommend the imprisonment sentence as the defendant's damnation would cost my client his soul in exchange."
- Demios Sword Dragon: The Defendant
- Crimes: Attempted corruption of a minor, attempted corruption of an officer of the law, conspiracy to carry out an extradimensional invasion, unauthorized replacement of a buddy monster
edited 27th Jan '18 3:06:38 PM by Ghostninja109
Prosecution: Meito Anizawa
"What the hell? This all sounds real awful, and.... when you say "unauthorized replacement", you mean this guy tried to bootleg a creature? Our shop only sells real, officially licensed- ahem, anywayyy... seems real guilty to me!
Name: "KMIY"
Crimes: Arson, attempt to blackmail a minor to help with their crimes
Edited by Zanreo on Dec 18th 2023 at 4:28:32 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Prosecution: Mr. Mackey
Mmkay. I know for a fact that these two are the criminals that attempted to solicit a quartet of fourth graders at South Park Elementary School. I was there! Mmkay.
Defendant: Princess Peach
Charged with: Possession of a destructive device.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!The Defense: Tony the Talking Clock
Your honour just see
She has right to bear arms
There’s a time and a place
To cause bodily harm!
Defendant: The Ginosaji Crime: Attempted murder, as well as physical harassment across multiple continents.
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Dec 18th 2023 at 9:20:19 AM
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.
Prosecutor: Hiruchameleon (General Black)
You are guilty of the one unforgivable crime: Failure to murder the pitiful human race! The Great Leader now sees you as a failure, prepare for execution!
Defendant: Brainiac
Rap sheet:
- Collecting worlds and destroying them from inside his ship
- Destruction of Planet Krypton
- Mass murder
- Various war crimes
- Mass populicide
- Attempting to collect the planet Earth
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Dec 18th 2023 at 11:36:18 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
The Defense:The Magician
Of course, your honor, you could say that all of those things are wrong... But again, the desire to dominate and conquer is inherent in some of us, hence why some asparagus such as him can fall deep in the dark side. I myself have fallen to the dark side at one point, it's to see how much it's a temptor who can attire even the more honest (because I am honest...) of fellows such as me.
Hmm... this argument probably won't convice them enough to let whoever that green guy is go... Dang, do my clones have some better arguments to back me up?
Defendant: Molluck The Glukkon
Crimes:
- Attempting to turn his employees/slaves into food to continue making profits.
- Reducing the Mudokon race to slavery with his fellow Glukkons.
- Bringing some species to extinction due to intensive farming and hunting. Again, to sell their meats and make profits.
- Murder or attempted murder (Depend of the ending) of Abe The Mudokon.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Dec 19th 2023 at 6:30:55 PM
Defense: Morpheus
It's a simple case. He just does what he must to become powerful. Besides, those he's killed were only people, after all. Would they really mean anything to their world in the long run, deceased or not? I say just let him go. He's only doing him.
Defendant: Garrett
Felony: Contaminating food supply with foot fungus, quite possibly having subsequently made multiple customers ill with it
Edited by jtard on Dec 19th 2023 at 12:30:43 PM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Co-prosecutors: FUWAMOCO
Standing on food with your feet? That is gross!
Yeah, why would anyone do that? What about the people who want to eat it?
Moco-chan, what do you think?
I think there's some sort of deliberation.
Verdict?
know.
GUILTY! BAU BAU!
Defendant: Kano
Rap sheet:
- Pissing in public with disregard for the people
- Attempting to kill Sonya Blade during a Mortal Kombat tournament
- Attempted homicide on the Cage family
- Illegal weapons dealing
- Raping Sonya
- Mass murder
- Illegal drug dealing
- Prostitution
- Attempted omnicide
- Illegal gambling
- Thievery
Prosecution: Peter Griffin
Peter: Judge, they're clearly guilty. just rule them guilty already so we can get this over with.
Camera cuts to the Griffin household
Defendant: The Batter
Crimes:
- Theftnote
- Murdernote
- Child Endangermentnote
- Child Murdernote
- Omnicidenote
Edited by PROPLAYEN on Dec 19th 2023 at 9:17:59 AM
Defence Attorney: The Soldier
Your Honor, I have proof that my client, who looks like The Scout, was acting under duress! -throws a folder full of scribbles-
Defendant: The Medic
Charged with: Numerous charges of Manslaughter and Murder of the First and Second Degree, Accessory to Murder, Animal Cruelty (where else did Medic get the Baboon organs?), Medical Malpractice, and Practising Medicine without a License (He was revoked of his Medical License of a previous incident involving a man with a missing skeleton).
Edited by TheFarmboy on Dec 19th 2023 at 2:06:56 PM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Prosecutor: Daffy Duck (The screwy Bob Clampett version of him)
This here man have gone too far in his practice of the fine art of medicine! I may have been a doctor myself once, knocking that ol' Porky unconscious to make him my patient and attempting to cut him in half to cure him on the job... But never ever I (and any doctor) would practice without a license! Never! Such a crime to medecine cannot be done without consequences! So I hereby declares him g-g-guilty!... Now... What will be his punishment? Can I use a mallet against him, your honor?
Defendant: Bowser
Crimes:
- Repeated assault against the Mushroom Kingdom, and some other kingdoms too.
- Repeated kidnapping.
- Mass property damage.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Dec 19th 2023 at 7:22:17 PM
Inb4 Ace Attorney jokes.
The rules are simple:
I'll start things off with...
edited 20th Apr '17 2:18:45 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes