The Retool

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The latest retool from Arcada was Megaman as a Hirohiko Araki manga.

Such a unique manga. The colorful characters are all uniquely designed, with plenty of strength and features. They each have different abilities, with the Robot Masters's ones given particular focus. There are many eras, everything from Zero to Legends being shown.

Game of Thrones as a Disney film.

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Such a "great" film. Such an... immensely horrible film...

Of course, that's a given, given the source material. Although it's still darker than the rest of the Disney movies, Disney's attempt to condense the complex song of Ice and Fire into a single movie is appalling. Expect a Hatedom, complete with foaming mouths.

The animation is nice, though.

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A Zero Wing anime. A well-done Zero Wing anime.

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It is, in fact, well-done. However, it actually deliver an inevitable Broken Base does to the FanDumb constantly referring the infamous translation meme which eventually caused a serious Hype Backlash. The anime itself, upon the ten first episodes, however, it become more liked, as the battle scenery gives more than what the game just gives and the dialog have more variation than the expected meme. Overall, despite the said BrokenBase, it does have awesome moments on it's own.

A CG movie based on the four Super Smash Bros. game, with Ganondorf instead of Tabuu as the true antagonist.

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This was an interesting movie, but it didn't work out. The constant battles didn't have much of an explanation, and the characters weren't given much development. There was little dialogue, and little logic to the fighting. I suggest sticking to the games.

A Naruto remake made by Stan Lee,

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Wow. I mean, wow. I mean, seriously. This remake is So Okay, It's Average, practically the definition. The new designs are nice, but the art style is unfitting and the comic itself seems to be... too Americanized.

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Fuck it.

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edited 8th May '16 2:01:05 PM by arcada188

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Will a cartoon series written by 4chan's /co/ rise to the stakes? Review coming soon.

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[s4s] writes a remake of Shrek.

edited 10th May '16 4:06:22 AM by Snicklin

...Holy shit.

This remake is so meme-flooded, it's terrifying and hilarious. Terrifyingly hilarious. It's absolutely not for kids, The plot is about Shrek, an orc whose reason for being secluded is a result of being a junkie and a fapboy, and Donkey, who is a Tijuana Donkey Show escapee who smokes weed everyday, attempting to get money by freeing a princess, who is not that royal. They meet up with Puss in Boots, who is, while a Latino stereotype, is a fairly well-rounded character.

While this could be good, the amount of memes there is unable to make it appeal to anyone aside from memers who understand the memes.

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Penguin-kun Wars 2: The Animated/Anime Adaptation. Unlike other animated adaptations, however, it has fairly nice animation and music. Also, characterization for Mr. Penguin and his rivals.

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Such a cute movie. The penguin movie brings to mind Surf's Up and Happy Feet, but is still original. They portray the game of balls as interesting, with plenty of drama and suspense in every throw. All the characters are given enough personality that you feel sorry when they lose.

One Piece as written by Kentaro Miura

edited 8th Jun '16 9:07:36 AM by hamza678

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Dddddddddddddaaaaaaaaarrrrrrk.

Especially the Alabasta Arc and the whole thing with Gol D. Roger. But the art style is good. Very good.

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Kolobok as a horror game, with the hare, wolf, bear and vixen as the main protagonists. Bonus points if it includes references to Krylov's fables.

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I don't know anything, so...

A The Last Airbender remake directed by Michael Bay.

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This is, frankly, overly grandiose. Yes, the action scenes and effects are pretty awesome, but the choice of actors may have been too bad (Shia LaBeouf as Sokka doesn't work). Also, how do you slip American patriotism into a fantasy show based off Asian cultures?!

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A cyberpunk retelling of Super Mario Bros., with Gray-and-Grey Morality.

Nice.

edited 5th Oct '16 11:14:27 AM by arcada188

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Two professional extortionist brothers, Mario and Luigi, decide to cut their ties with the Mafia by relocating from Earth to the half-terraformed MK-32HC, also known as the Mushroom Kingdom for its huge underground market of drugs. After meeting an airheaded stripper who goes by the name Peach and claims to be heir to a huge fortune, the duo decide to scam her into "sharing" some of that wealth. Little do they know that the planet's most dangerous drug kingpin, the gene-spliced lizard-man Bowser, also has the eye on that prize. Featuring: Toads as junkies who grow psychotropic mushrooms inside their own bodies, Lakitus as snuff film enthusiasts, the underworld which resorts to blunt force and body augmentation because guns are apparently impossible to smuggle, vivid "Requiem for a Dream"-style hallucinations of a carnivorous piano and lots of spine-shattering curb stomps.

How about a live-action B-movie remake of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, where most of the budget went into hiring Mike Patton to play Twilight Sparkle?

Make it happen, Hasbro!

edited 5th Oct '16 11:01:09 AM by Small_Mess

Nonsense is better than no sense at all.

This stinks. The acting is pretty poor, and the effects don't work. Just stick with the tv show, if you're a manchild without a life.

Disclaimer, I'm joking.

A remake of Bubsy, by Toby Fox.

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Teaming up with the development members of Accolade, Inc., Undertale and Deltarune creator Toby Fox has taken it upon himself to bestow upon not one, but two cult followings a licensed follow up. One base expects a revival of their adored Bubsy franchise, another looks forward to new content from their beloved Undertale creator. Due to Bubsy's 3D happy-go-lucky mascot platforming tradition making for an odd combination with Fox's sappy experimental-RPG background, neither side knows what to expect. After years of development turmoil and contentions between Fox and the Bubsy team, what fans finally got was something completely different from both brands. While Fox is invested in creating an experience led by ethical and emotional questions, the platforming action so familiar to Accolade does not integrate well with Fox’s lavish writing. Fox seems pained to adapt Bubsy's personality, leaving much of the story to unfold through as much of the ludicrous, dreamy gameplay and through as few cutscenes as the team can get by on. The adventure is somewhat linearly structured and follows Bubsy and his newfound ability to manipulate the minds of people around him with a helmet, a formula seen in games such as Playdead’s Inside and Nintendo’s Super Mario Odyssey. From this premise the game splinters into a mess of half-developed ideas that would make for great games on their own, but which break the rhythm this adaptation sets for Bubsy. One thing comes clear throughout the game: the clashing of philosophies between Fox and Accolade leaves the player with much to infer about Fox's disappearance shortly after the game's release and his tragically turning up dead three months later. According to interviews with some of the game’s lead developers, the Accolade team tended toward a light-hearted romp that players could project their own plots onto, while Fox tended toward using development to map out his own feelings and resentments, perhaps some of which sprung out of his quarrels with the Bubsy team. This game’s background also brings to light a great, terrible irony: in creating a tragically broken and under-realized game, Fox has succeeded in creating a shining piece of art, effectively reviving a debate that Hideo Kojima was famously thought to have put to rest in the late 2010s.

A new season of Sherlock directed by Ari Aster. Aster collaborates with a team of expert neuroscientists, supplemented by hours-long sessions in a sweatbox watching content from horriblevideos dot com where Aster sketches out thoughts until he passes out or starts violently throwing up, to help design each 20 minutes of quirky soft-faced male actors saying things in the spirit of "how could it be, that everyone is so foolish, yet I am so witty?" to give viewers at least one panic attack.

Following in after the finale of the show, the touches of Ari Aster are already grasping around the show as the first scene is shown of the already committed murder from Sebastian Moran, long and uncomfortable shots of the bullet wound though there head is shown as Moran calmly dispart his rifle.

Sherlock and Watson now must go and after a master of the gun, as his murders get more weird and gruesome, the budget of the show already going sky high, and how Ari is writing the character reinvigorating the fandom into manic shiping on if Ari was doing this on purpose or not, or if he has revive the mystery, as the show is getting more and more experimental along with a few neuroscientists suffering from PTSD from surfing hours after hours of horrible videos, and a possible going insane Ari, the show must go on, as the bodies get more graphic and theming getting more abstract as the two get closer and closer to Moran.

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A Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance sequel being made by New Blood Interactive with elements of Hotline Miami and Silent Hill

I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…

While a unique inclusion to the series, the attempt to blend so many elements from other game series together ended up making for a disjointed experience.

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A remake of Dinosaur directed by James Cameron

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From a first glance, this remake seems like it would be destined to go the route all of the other Disney remakes took: a shell of the original film with lifeless CGI. However, James Cameron manages to turn Dinosaur into a film on par with the original, all while providing a uniquely dark take on the film's premise that allows it to stand on its own as a unique viewing experience. A visually stunning film, it's clear that the 1.2 billion dollars that went into Dinosaur's animation certainly didn't go to waste.

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The Big Bang Theory as a Reverse Harem visual novel played from the perspective of Penny as she romances one of the four main guys (with Amy and Bernadette available as Gay Options too, of course).

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