Throw something at the next poster!

What is this, Monopoly money?

(Throws a relic at TNP)

(Catches the relic, analyses it, and stores it for later experimentation.)

(Throws an Angry Marine at TNP)

[dodges Angry Marine]

[gets hit by a barrage of insults]

"I Need a Freaking Drink. Want one?"

[gently tosses a bottle of beer to TNP]

(Turns it down)

“Don’t you know I’m a teetotaler?”

I throw some CHINESE

What the—- *dodges*

-Throws Steve Harvey at TNP-

(Grabs the thrown person with Mechadendrites.)

   "Thanks for the new test subject!"   

(Throws the guy in the background at TNP.)

Jump Scare! I Hiss Before Fleeing. Then I return and scold, "Don't Sneak Up on Me Like That!!"

I Blind Shoulder Toss the corpse I just finished exsanguinating, it lands on the next poster.

edited 28th Feb '18 10:59:40 AM by Miss_Desperado

[drops a Cluster F-Bomb]

[calls the police]

[throws a police radio at TNP]

I catch the police radio and use it, "Officers! I Can Explain everything! Remember the vampire hired to terminate escaping Death Row prisoners? That's me!"

I throw my business card at the next poster.

[Catches the business card and pockets it for later use.]

[Throws a Atomic F-Bomb at TNP]

Incoming! I Take Cover! and hold my hands over my ears. After the loud noise is over, I peek out from behind the barrier and quip, "You're gonna need a lot of soap to clean that up."

I toss an empty Swear Jar at the next poster.

(puts it away, since she has a very clean mouth)

(throws a tall can of Pringles at TNP)

You... You monster! Now I have to pop and not stop!

Throws a tomahawk at the next poster

[dodges tomahawk]

You're dealing with a professional Butt-Monkey, my friend. I was always Target #1 in dodgeball.

[throws a red playground ball at TNP, hard enough to hit them, but not hard enough to sting]

[Stands still and ignores the ball.]

   And what was that meant to do?   

[Throws this delightful abomination at TNP, while yelling at them to read it, and now.]

edited 2nd Mar '18 11:32:42 AM by Clockwork_Heart

Time to make my own Dramatic Reading of this pile of magnificent garbage, then.

-Throws a bag of plums at TNP-

I've never had plums. Are they good?

Throws a gijinka making machine at TNP.

Catches it, reads the instructions in my new chair.

Throws my old chair at TNP.

Screaming, I dodge the chair and find myself up a tree. Then I blush in embarrassment as I realize it was just a chair and not a conglomeration of wooden stakes.

I throw a pine cone at the next poster.

Runs away, mistaking it for a grenade.

Throws an actual grenade at TNP

I leap out of the tree as the grenade explodes in the branches, sending wooden shrapnel everywhere. Hissing in agony, I pick large splinters out of my flesh, fortunately none went between my ribs.

I Blind Shoulder Toss the splinters to the next poster.

I don't have enough time to react, and end up covered with splinters. I'll be picking them out of my clothes for weeks.

• Throws a Doorstopper at TNP*

I catch it on my chest - oof, that hurt... "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? Thanks, but I already own this book..."

I throw a rubber chicken at the next poster.

edited 2nd Mar '18 10:01:35 PM by Miss_Desperado

(Catches Rubber chicken, honks it)

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And in a dog, it's too dark to read."

(throws a bunch of danmaku)

I holler, "Incoming! Take Cover!" and dive behind whatever obstacle I can find.

I throw a white surrender flag to the next poster.