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Kill a random person just for a bag of chips? That's just too much.
Your favorite show that was previously cancelled gets Uncancelled, with even better writing than ever!
BUT
Everything else (visuals, sounds, etc.) is done by a new studio.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
PRESS! Battle Programmer Shirase never really got the proper ending it deserved anyway because its production was canceled early. A remake is needed so badly, I don't mind if it has to be licensed to some other company!
You get your own Ear Wormy Leitmotif!
BUT
the more often it's played, the less potent your power up becomes.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Into Oblivion
Nope, not giving up my writing talents for a song.
You can't feel pain!
BUT
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The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fuck that. I've heard about people who can't feel any pain. Let's just say people feel pain for a reason. For example, stopping you from getting burns almost the size of your hand.
You now have a very stable and well-paying job with four weeks of paid vacation each year and on fridays, the cafeteria has sausages and burgers and beer.
BUT...
edited 18th Apr '16 5:51:42 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
No, losing my mind is just scary.
You get to become a movie star.
But
It's a M. Night Shyamalan movie,
Now known as Cyber Controller
The King Without a Kingdom
As much as I hate Shyamalan for making a stain on Avatar's reputation, I think I'd make a good Robert Pattinson out of this.
You can fly
BUT
There has to be music in the background for you to do so.
It's been 3000 years…
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Do we get to choose the music? If so, I'm definitely going with this.
That there's flying music if I've ever heard it. In short, it depends.
Your favourite video game series receives a movie adaptation, and it's excellent, adored by critics and audiences alike and making tonnes of money at the box office, proving once and for all that video game movies don't have to be bad.
BUT...
Your favourite movie series receives a game adaptation that's even worse than Ride to Hell: Retribution, and completely torpedoes its franchise-of-origin's reputation for years to come.
I'd appreciate it if you don't answer if you don't play video games or something like that. I hate to sound like the fun police, but it's real annoying when I type up one of these on any thread and I get what might as well say 'not applicable' in response.
edited 18th Apr '16 7:04:39 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
64th Successor
Fallout New Vegas gets an awesome movie adaptation while Terminator gets even more boned after Genesis. Maybe that'll finally keep it in the grave. Press.
You get a billion dollars exactly.
BUT
You completely and permanently lose all use of your arms and you cannot get them fixed. Ever.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
How sweet it is
Not worth it.
You can teleport at will
BUT
You must say a cheesy Catchphrase first to activate it each time.
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Red Like Santa
Sure. That's totally worth it.
All your favorite cancelled shows are uncancelled.
BUT
So are Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Now known as Cyber Controller
Shadow of Legends
I would press it, but I don't even like any shows any more.
I will come up with an idea for what to make the button do!
But
You will have to press it.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
64th Successor
Fine. Press.
You get to learn the true and full history of all lost events.
BUT
Don't think that you can write it down to present it to any historians, because none of them will believe you.
Edited by Savaget1337 on May 4th 2023 at 1:57:32 AM
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Why not? At least I would know. Maybe, just maybe, other people would believe me.
You become the greatest musician on Earth
BUT
You have an Ear Worm stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Press! You'd be surprised how true that actually is among musicians. Each sound is a potential note. Every moment becomes measured in beats and rhythms.
You become Immune to Bullets
BUT
You become more susceptible to cuts from all sources. These cuts will hurt and cripple you much more than they would an average person.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Have to pass on that one. Sure, being immune to bullets would be nice, but I like drawing too much to accept that hitch. (Pass)
Teen Titans Go! is cancelled
BUT
TTG!'s writing team moves on to the The Powerpuff Girls reboot and a suddenly announced reboot of Dexter's Laboratory.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Bitter hatred
Pass, it just wouldn't be worth it.
Your favorite anime gets a movie adaption, and it's actually awesome.
But
The anime gets Adaption Displacement.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I really, really hope Arcada answers this one.
Red Like Santa
But they already have a movie adaptation of Gintama.
Michael Bay quits directing the Transformers Film Series
BUT
M. Night Shyamalan directs it instead.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Bitter hatred
Pass.
you become immortal
but
your regeneration depends on how popular you are.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
64th Successor
Pass. I try to be out of the center of attention.
You get to learn any martial art including fictional ones like Hokuto Shinken.
BUT
Someone who you hate will be trained as well, and after you both complete your training, you have to fight to the death.
Edited by Savaget1337 on May 4th 2023 at 1:58:13 AM
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!No thanks. I don't hate them that much.
You gain the ability to turn into any animal.
BUT
You must live at a zoo.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Tranquil Knight
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You become the best person in the world at whatever your dream job is...
BUT
You are never allowed to take up a different career.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
So I'm forced to be the world's best director? Dah jeez, I don't think that's a good idea... JUST KIDDING! *smashes the button so hard my hand goes straight through the table*
You can go back in time to fix any mistake you want.
BUT
Once you fix it, you have to stay in that time until it naturally progresses to where you were before.
There are so many mistakes I can think of that I'd have to live nearly my entire life all over again. Although that sounds interesting, I think it's better to let the past stay in the past.
Magic becomes real, and you are a master of it!
BUT
The world is taken over by dragons who may or may not enslave us.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
1 billion is way more than enough to get them replaced *press*
One random person around the world explodes.
But you get a bag of Doritos [whatever flavour you want]
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!