ITT: We make trope puns

I searched and found nothing about this, sorry if it's already here.

Let's just make bad puns based on tropes. Simple. I'll start:

When men start getting periods, Always should release a line called Always Male.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

Ooh, great idea! This is where I belong!

The latest edition of Dungeons & Dragons changed the way the alignment system works, replacing the Good/Evil axis with your character's gender. One of the popular character alignments is now Neutral Female.

edited 30th Mar '13 5:09:46 PM by NineTailedCat

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

Glad to hear you're satisfied.

The monster seems to lack a brain. Once it is added, he will be a Complete Monster.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

Okay, just one more foot to sew on to Whatever. Then we'll have an Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

We're adding a new character to our show. She'll be played by Rie Kugimiya. Tsundere-tings will be up on no time!

This was the first thing that came to mind. Argh.

edited 30th Mar '13 11:09:30 PM by PhysicalStamina

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

There's a lady who goes around giving people devices to blow air around. We call her Ms. Fanservice.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

I needed to fuel my nightmare, so I headed over to the local Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant. He's a pretty cool guy, if a bit scary sometimes.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

This pun is bad. It's so bad, it should be called Big Bad.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

When Santa's elves are fit and healthy, they're called suboordinate clauses; with their legs broken, they're Incredibly Lame Puns.

edited 31st Mar '13 11:46:58 AM by EgregiousOne

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

Did you hear about the time a tropical storm blew into Phoenicia, sending the people flying everywhere? It really was a Hurricane of Puns.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Yan_%28snack%29

that cute girl really likes this pocky-like snack. perhaps too much so. she even gets creepy when people ask some from her.

you could say she's a YanYandere.

(horrible-pun-please-forgive-me)

so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.

I made a work aimed at people with better peripheral vision, or, a Periphery Demographic.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

For some reason, Whoville is having a Party in My Pocket.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

I read about something almost always seen on e-mail, so that letter was a Rare Mail Example.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

I really love my girlfriend. I think she might be the one.

I've decided. I'm gonna marry Sue.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

Why isn't this a massive success. The site is about tropes.

If I'm a pony, and I do something wrong, do I Break My Cutie Mark?

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

Maybe it's because making trope-based puns isn't as easy as it seems?

I'm making a documentary about how popular various seasonings are among Mexican women. I'm calling it Spice y Latinas.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

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edited 20th Apr '13 7:04:28 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Since iron is Fe and another word for man is male, would that make Iron Man Always Fe-male?

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

So, I levelled up after I killed a major character from the second half of Death Note. I guess I got some Near-Death Experience.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

Weird, I got Near-Death Experience in a different way. How I levelled up after going to the DWMA is the real question.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

I just got points from standing next to the Grim Reaper. It was weird.

Anyway, the Grim Reaper went and jammed the tip of his scythe right through the sternum of a tough vet whose time had come. He was quite the Heartbroken Badass.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

A ray*

may be considered a One-Winged Angle.

edited 21st Apr '13 12:21:42 PM by EgregiousOne

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

I was working as a policeman in Pallet Town. Ash, Dawn, and Brock were causing commotion with their pokemon, so I Shot at Dawn. And missed.

I was fired that day for being beaten up by a Piplup.

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