Tropers / Anomalocaris 20

Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff for some reason. It's supposed to be 2.0, but it removed the space and period.

I mostly frequent the Video Games subfora to ask annoying questions or make awful puns and obscene jokes, and occasionally wander into Forum Games when I have a new avatar or signature to show off, or am just really bored.

And now, an important question:

If I buy a donkey and enter it into a horse race, but then pull out at the last second and exit the race, does that mean I scratched my ass?
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