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Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff.

So... uh... this is a Troper Page.

I am a nerd. Let me start with that. I am an 19-year-old male and finally got out of high school, much to my relief. Much to my displeasure, college is far, far worse.

I have a short goatee I intend to grow out. It is coming along nicely.

I am American.

I also have difficulty writing about myself.

I wish my name didn't have the 20 after it. I tried to make it 2.0, but it got rid of the "." Please just call me Anomalocaris, or Anom if you're lazy.

My name refers to a prehistoric sea creature, the Anomalocaris. It was the world's first superpredator despite its goofy appearance, and hunted trilobites. It is approximately 3 feet long, and is related to the Opabinia.

Gray is the best color. Even if it technically isn't a color. It's just that awesome.

I don't do much except play video games.

Games I Like

• Pokémon series
• Super Mario Bros. series
• Pikmin, 1 and especially 2
• Deadly Creatures
• Timesplitters: Future Perfect
• Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
• Metroid series
• Super Smash Bros., all 3 of them. Especially Brawl.
• And many others I'm too lazy to list.

Books I Like

• A Confederacy of Dunces (Best book ever, seriously.)
• Catch-22 ("Gimme eat".)

Tropes Describing Myself

• Asexuality
• Badass Beard: It has a long way to go, though. Right now it's too short, and looks more like a brillo pad glued to my chin.
• Big Eater: And yet I'm underweight.
• Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: While I'm not super-tolerant, I do have a fondness for spicy foods, and even apply the very same sauce featured on the page liberally on my food.
• Celibate Hero: Obviously, in regard to the first trope on this list.
• Does Not Like Onions: I actually tend to gag and almost throw up after biting into a large piece of onion hiding in my food.
• Friendless Background: For the most part.
• Mathematician's Answer: Sadly, I don't get many opportunities to do this, and sometimes forget, but I love answering like this.
• Nerd: Fits most of the trappings, though my intelligence is questionable.
• No Social Skills
• Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Big words are awesome. Autological. Praseodymium. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! My new favorite word is "anatiferous".

Tropes others would describe me with

• Heroic Self-Deprecation: Does this a lot.-rmctagg09

Vandalism

• I liked how you used Longchu and Mc Donald in the 4koma thread :3 In one RP, I had longchu be Pikadevil and Mc Donald be Mc Giygas x3 Ah good memories.... -Spooky Mask
• Yo, 'sup? -CompassionateSadist
  • My ceiling. Why do you ask?
• Hmm... I knew I should have taken a left at Albequerque. -Phoenixor
  • I told you to ask for directions! -Dark Kaizer
• Snoo-PING AS usual I see? -Wartys Neryon
• Hey, It's Anomalocaris -Cue Background Music- -Tropers/juancarlos11
• Your avatar reminds me of this. In a mind-scarring way. -Longfellow
• 'Sup? :-) ~Fuzy2K
  • See answer I gave Sadist.
• It's good to see that you got some interpretation..
  P.S. I drew a mental image of you on my page.
  —Snicklin
• The faeries have returned you and promise not to kidnap you again. For all that's worth. - StolenByFaeries
• HEY. HEY HOW YA DOIN ANOMALOCARIS. WE'RE GONNA GO FIGHT A DRAGON! - Calamity Jane
  • WHAT KINDA DRAGON?
• How does an Anomalocaris even type? Do you just use those thingies stickin' out of your head? —Slouch
• Do you look like an eggplant in real life? :3 - Hobgoblin
  • Hey! I look nothing like an eggplant! I look like a mangosteen, non-botanically-inclined fool!
• Anomalocaris vs Opabinia = FINAL SHOWDOWN! (Except in reality, of course. The Opabinia didn't had a chance) - Amused Troper Guy
• Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? -gamerex27
• Hi Anom! How've ya been? -TheMeddler
• Imma sell you to a museum, okay? Then imma steal you back and catapult you to the horsehead nebula, because giraffes can do that. What. -Wolfenmaus
• MY EXTRATERRITROPIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS VANDALISM END! - X2X
  • FORMAT WOUND! EDIT TIP BOX! NATTTTTEEEEEERRRRR! EDIT LOCK EX-PI-R-A-TION!
    • (random background explosion) - X2X