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jazzflower14 Since: Dec, 1969
#1: Aug 13th 2011 at 8:59:20 PM

Here is an interesting subject what if in the nature of Hetalia instead of countries what if all political parties in the world had human personifactions.I don't just mean America but all the countries of the world.I bet there would be millions upon millions.

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#2: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:01:39 PM

Republicans = billionarie who doesn't give a shit about anyone.

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#3: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:02:12 PM

It would be like Hetalia except a dozen times worse.

EDIT: But admittedly I'd like to see Republican-Democrat yaoi

edited 13th Aug '11 9:02:50 PM by Tooru

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jazzflower14 Since: Dec, 1969
#4: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:05:03 PM

I know the Republican and Democrat personifications would be having a lot of Foe Yay with each other.

Republican=America

Democrat=England

Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
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#5: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:30:18 PM

The Republican Party would be a rugged, tall, muscular, gun-toting, cigar smoking Jerk Jock with Aryan features. The Democratic Party would be a Properly Paranoid, passive aggressive woman of color. They're married. The Democratic Party steals money out of The Republican Party's wallet to pay for their kids' tuitions, because the Republican Party would rather the kids be unskilled laborers and go to night school.

The Green Party is a hippie. The Libertarian Party has borderline personality disorder. They both have delusions of grandeur.

edited 13th Aug '11 9:35:33 PM by Grain

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jazzflower14 Since: Dec, 1969
#6: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:34:33 PM

I was thinking that the Republican party would at first be a radical young woman who later became conservative in her life.While the Democratic party would be a traditionalist person who later became a more loose type of guy.

I was thinking they would both be white because remember the Democratic pary was at first made of mostly of white people who were very convservative and rich.

I was thinking that both have good traits and bad traits.

edited 13th Aug '11 9:35:24 PM by jazzflower14

Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
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#7: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:37:54 PM

The Republican Party is self-reliant, resilient, and closed minded. The Democratic Party is pragmatic, supportive, and a doormat.

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#8: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:38:46 PM

The Green party is a wallflower.

jazzflower14 Since: Dec, 1969
#9: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:40:22 PM

Sorry,but you tend to make the Democratic party into what I call a Mary Sue or better yet a Sympathetic Sue.

Besides I see both parties as equal and tend to ditch out at each other.Although they have been married for years it doesn't stop the loud fighting.However,deep down they truly do love each other.

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#10: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:40:44 PM

Also the Repubs are a bit of a bully and the Dems are a bit whiny.

Oooh what about the Liberatarians and Tea Party and Such.

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jazzflower14 Since: Dec, 1969
#11: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:43:04 PM

All I can say is the Republicans are Ranma and the Democrats are Akane.[lol]

Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
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#12: Aug 13th 2011 at 9:55:05 PM

The Tea Party would be Lawful Stupid and Selfish Good.

edited 13th Aug '11 10:01:10 PM by Grain

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Anthony_H Since: Jan, 2001
#13: Aug 14th 2011 at 6:59:38 AM

Republican = Complete Monster

Democrat = Too Good for This Sinful Earth

Yeah, pretty much... [lol]

edited 14th Aug '11 6:59:48 AM by Anthony_H

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#14: Aug 14th 2011 at 7:08:00 AM

Put it on an international stage with political parties of all countries, and have the US Republicans and Democrats as identical twins that get very angry when you confuse one with the other.

edited 14th Aug '11 7:08:12 AM by SlightlyEvilDoctor

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#15: Aug 14th 2011 at 7:31:40 AM

No, no, no.

The Tories and Labour would seem pretty much like that on the international stage. In terms of political width, ours is pretty tight. No-one goes further than a few steps off the centre here.

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#16: Aug 14th 2011 at 7:41:49 AM

social democrat: skinny guy with glasses who plays the guitar.

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#18: Aug 14th 2011 at 8:41:48 AM

I'd argue that the Tories, Labour and the Liberal Democrats are all too bland and samey to have any kind of personification beyond a person wearing a tie.

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#19: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:46:53 AM

[up][up]

Strawmans! strawmans everywhere.

edited 14th Aug '11 9:51:30 AM by Baff

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#20: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:49:35 AM

[up] Would you have it any other way? wink

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#21: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:52:01 AM

[up] Republican party: Corporation CEO.

Democratic Party: Respected academic.

edited 14th Aug '11 9:52:10 AM by Baff

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#22: Aug 14th 2011 at 9:52:35 AM

[up] Right...

At least be fair with your strawmans. tongue

edited 14th Aug '11 9:52:45 AM by USAF713

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Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
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#23: Aug 14th 2011 at 10:05:08 AM

Republican Party: Principal Skinner

Democratic Party: Lisa Simpson

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#24: Aug 14th 2011 at 10:10:59 AM

Both parties equal? I smell the stench of the Cult of Centrism <3

Remember though, the Democratic party != progressives.

edited 14th Aug '11 10:11:29 AM by TheyCallMeTomu

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#25: Aug 14th 2011 at 10:12:05 AM

Both parties equal? I smell the stench of the Cult of Centrism <3

Before the Tea Party, they were roughly equal. I consider the Tea Party as separate for this particular exercise, because they have a whole host of their own strawmans...

edited 14th Aug '11 10:12:25 AM by USAF713

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