Ruin the above power

Congratulations you've stopped time, you've stopped everything, nothing is moving, even you. You've doomed existence.

I wish I had the power to create a super massive blackhole

Did you skip me?

edited 1st Sep '14 7:25:14 PM by SilentlyHonest

Unfortunately, that includes yourself. And you're stuck like that for the rest of eternity. Because you can't move or think at all, you have no way to turn it off.

Nobody said anything about you being immune to it.

The ability to bend the fabric of space into pockets of infinite Hammerspace.

edited 1st Sep '14 7:29:39 PM by TheHoboTortle

Your lack of control over this ability makes you suck absolutely everything into hammerspace, including you.

The power to spontaneously create an awesome video game out of any situation.

Said video games created always come out as So Bad, It's Good rather than actually awesome

The power to freeze a person inside-out by a finger snap.

The freezing attack is directed at yourself (You said "a person", that could also mean the user).

The power to ruin others' powers.

edited 1st Sep '14 10:14:59 PM by ironcommando

This Is Reality. No one has powers to ruin anyways, so...

The power to bestow powers.

...except the power to use them.

Power Nullifier

Haha! 'd you!

edited 1st Sep '14 10:19:56 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Which all have horrific drawbacks and/or lack Required Secondary Powers. Have fun making people's lives suck!

Also, better not give out too many, or you might just end up destroying the universe (see previous entries in this thread).

Your Power Nullifier also nullifies electric power. Have fun being a walking blackout!

Also, there are no superpowers in reality, so it becomes a bit of a Useless Useful Spell...

The power to blow myself.

edited 1st Sep '14 10:22:16 PM by MicoolTNT

Allows you to breathe out air on yourself. Don't we all already have that power?

A 100+km Anti-Magic radius that stops any supernatural powers except your own from working. Also, it doesn't physically/mentally harm yourself, others, or electronics.

Supernatural powers?

The power to enter a trance-like state of intense concentration as needed.

Repeated use damages your brain, so use it wisely.

The ability to shapeshift into other humanoid forms.

It will always be a Painful Transformation. You also have to return to your original form before you have to change into a different one. Oh, and you can easily collapse from the pain if you do it too often or are already significantly injured.

The Power of Rock weaponized.

edited 2nd Sep '14 1:29:49 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS

You have to spend lots of money, because for each guitar riff attack you perform your guitar breaks from the sheer awesomeness of rock.

The power to No-Sell any form of damage without turning myself into an immobile or dead substance.

Most people like rock, so it's not an effective weapon.

You have to time it perfectly, because it only lasts .2s each time.

Confusion Fu.

edited 2nd Sep '14 1:35:43 AM by Inceptiond

Even you don't know what you're going to do next... and it doesn't always end well for you.

The ability to be The Pornomancer.

And, by consequence, the hundreds of kids you'll have.

The power to create swords.

You'll need a forge and the raw materials to do so.

Effective interrogation technique.

That breaks every ethical law and the U.S. Constitutional rights, so you'd be arrested for using them.

Firearms expertise.

You're basically no better off than someone who took up a career which involves firearms (and really, what other career are you going to take up yourself?).

The power to automatically refill batteries (even non-chargeable ones).

You can't control how much you refill them by, so they overcharge and explode.

The ability to produce your own extremely powerful Wi-Fi connection anywhere, without any threat of being harmed by viruses. It also doesn't harm yourself, and only you can grant permission to access it.

it gets hacked and all of your secrets are posted on the web.

You can erase and replace any and all matter with something else.

Unfortunately, "any and all matter" includes yourself, and you suffer from severe Power Incontinence, so it won't be long until you'll have accidentally turned yourself/all matter in the universe into a pile of crap/talcum powder/whatever.

The power to convert matter into pure energy at will, as well as the power to control that energy at will.

You broke the laws of physics in that you can no longer turn that energy back into matter. You are now a blight against the universe and must be immediately terminated.

Indestructible teeth with impervious and impeccable oral gums to go along with it. Oh, and said teeth are always pearly white.

You have terrible neck problems because of the weight of the teeth and due to multiple neck surgeries have ruined your entire quality of life.

The ability to replicate human beings perfectly.

Too perfectly. Everything about the duplicate is identical to the original, right down to the memories — so both original and duplicate think of themselves as the original, leading to all sorts of mental trauma.

The power of being impervious to absolutely all forms of injury.