A restaurant chain called So Bad Its Horrible.
A chocolate (or, at least, I think it's chocolate) candy bar called Squick.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
The outside is chocolate. The filling is... possibly caramel. And other things.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A gas station called Nightmare Fuel. You can imagine how that would work out.
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And let's not get started on the (supposedly) gas station that calls itself "Fetish Fuel". Suffice to say that the only American state it operates in is Nevada...
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
The Other Troper
Princesses Prefer Pink: A dating service for any princess to hook up with the singer Pink. You don't believe how much royal ladies are gay for that music star.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
^^People keep telling me that the gas at Paranoia Fuel is decent, but me? I'm still suspicious.
edited 21st Jan '11 3:05:26 PM by SeanMurrayI
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
The Other Troper
Any kind of food with the brand name Orifice Invasion.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
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A shooting range called the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
Also, the TV Tropes Shipyard. We've got 'em all, from simple corvettes to mighty carriers! Ship-to-Ship Combat has never been so profitable!
edited 21st Jan '11 4:50:42 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
First Loyalty: Yourself
A two-man slingshot: Getting Crap Past the Radar.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Knouge forever!!
A crying Rouge plushie
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The Other Troper
Your own custom Blood-Splattered Wedding Dress
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
Fwomph
Little candies with the names of tropes printed on them.
And by tropes, I mean a single trope name from a list of every trope. Even the ones that sound like insults.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
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Butt-Monkey: ...let's not go there, okay?
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Have an ice cold
Megaton Punch !
edited 11th Mar '11 6:04:35 PM by StephanReiken
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Actually, when I heard megaton punch I immediately thought this.
Megaton Punch! Now in twenty different isotopes flavors!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Black-and-White Morality - A guide to living your life that implies you're right and everyone else is wrong.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Knouge forever!!
I felt sorry for Rouge-the board game!, Phlenbotium energy drink.
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
The Other Troper
Kill It with Fire, our flamethrower-using exterminator service.
edited 2nd Oct '11 2:28:36 PM by DragonQuestZ
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
The Libby doll!
Create a negative influence on your kids!
edited 2nd Oct '11 2:48:39 PM by Inhopelessguy
cannot into space
Hooker with a Heart of Gold: A fake hooker, that after... using, you can break open for golden candy!
That may be one of the worst things I have ever written
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
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The TV Tropes dictionary! Embedded with a hypnotic spell that will program the reader to constantly use the Wiki Words of this site.
edited 2nd Oct '11 6:29:12 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
An Awesomeness Is Volatile chemistry kit, complete with a lock of Chuck Norris's hair.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.