The Best Worst Psychonaut
Shane Bane is the long-lost son of a certain other Bane.
Destroyer of worlds.
President Stalkeyes was behind the Kennedy assassination.
Avenuewriter is reincarnated Edgar Allan Poe.
Merry Mikael is actually a Grumpy Bear who is being incredibly sarcastic.
edited 31st May '16 7:29:49 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The Absolute Madman
Dr no puma is trying to hide the fact that he is Gaben.
Tief girl with eartude
Kix is one of many people who share the Gaben identity.
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Nega King Kix is secretly the writer of Hydra Captain America!
Bisected is secretly into CDI games, unironically.
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excuse you i am a humanoid abomination
edited 31st May '16 8:42:26 AM by RandomWriter413
Random Writer is actually an Eldritch Abomination who "writes" the story of our world and decides what things will happen each day.
I'm not Gaben either! XD
edited 31st May '16 8:26:23 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The Absolute Madman
Puma is on my hitlist for not making Half-life 3 a reality so he can keep making stupid TF 2 hats.
NKK isn't Gaben... he's Shigeru Miyamoto!
edited 31st May '16 8:37:37 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Dr. No Puma's name is not in reference to the animal; he actually signed a secret deal to promote Puma shoes via subliminal advertising.
edited 31st May '16 8:41:01 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
President Stalkeyes is actually more intellectual than he gives himself credit for.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Merry Mikael isn't actually merry at all. He's actually depressed.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
The White Wolf is trying to reawaken Nyx.
my current job
Truly Deceptive is thinking of world conquest.
The Absolute Madman
William is trying to hide his family fortune in the middle of the desert. But I proved him wrong!
NKK refers to himself as a "Nega King" because he is not a king, but a president. Or maybe a prime minister. Or something.
The man behind the slaughter
Dr No Puma is actually owns a circus.
The Absolute Madman
Superjohn never learned English
The Best Worst Psychonaut
NKK isn't Gaben; he was created by Gaben. He was in development for nine years, and from the looks of things, it was worth the wait.
edited 2nd Jun '16 8:55:34 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."President Stalk Eyes is Zootopia, which is in fact an Eldritch Location.
We've GOT to have... MONNNEHHHHHHH...
edited 3rd Jun '16 11:47:27 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
AHI-3000 is one of the successors of T-1000.
10 YEARS
Mikael is 'it'.
I might as well be, given my relatively short stature (5 ft 6 in) and that I'm grumpy most of the time. Not sure about the HYDRA part, though.
edited 4th Jun '16 4:54:40 AM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
The White Wolf is actually a ginger cat. 
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.