This is the story of a man who has yet to figure out what the hell he's gonna do in life, and how he's going to get through life without spontaneously combusting of boredom.
How hard can markup be, anyways?
- Abusing The Kardashev Scale For Fun And Profit: Two words: Mars colonization.
- Art Shift: I can never pin down an art style for the life of me.
- Batman Can Breathe in Space
- Conspicuous CG: Only because I've been working in traditional media all my life. Computer media is... kinda new to me.
- Decon-Recon Switch: I'll provide peanutgallery commentary that occassionally rips a show apart (but more often just annoys those viewing it with me) even if I like it.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: My gnome's ultimate goal in a Pathfinder game I'm helping to run.
- Dual Wielding: Yes, I can, in fact, accurately shoot two NERF blasters at once and have them hit seperate targets.
- Distracted by the Sexy: Show me a car or airplane I like and I'll be.... very distracted, let's just say.
- Improbable Aiming Skills: Given how little I practice, it's kinda weird that I can shoot such tight clusters. Pretty useless, too.
- Lensman Arms Race: I once sketched out a sci-fi story idea that had basic destroyer starships be an AU long, e. g., the distance from the Sun to the Earth. Let's just not talk about that though...
- MacGyvering: chances are, if I'm bored, I'm trying to figure out how to make a rocket motor out of stuff in the room.
- Macross Missile Massacre: Tied for my favorite mode of combat in the BDArmory mod for KSP just so I can watch Phalanx guns tear apart the missiles- or fail to. (All due respect to Bahamuto D, though- the BDA mod covers a massive array of military technology and getting it all perfect and well balanced would take more time than humanly possible.)
- More Dakka: Absolute favorite mode of combat IRL, tied in BD Armory.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Linux. God damned Linux. We should get along so well, but we just don't... "click", ya know?
- Planet Spaceship: Aforementioned story idea.
- Psychoactive Powers: As a guy with depression, everything I do falls under this category. If I'm feeling down, I won't even bother to get up in the morning.
- Rated M for Manly: What's manlier than blasting off on a pillar of fire into space where no man has gone before?
- Real Robot: Another story idea I had. Abandoned it after it turned out to be just an ill-advised combination of Real Steel and V for Vendetta.
- Scenery Porn: Back when I did webcomics, I spent far more time on the backgrounds than I did on the characters.
- Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale
- Screw Destiny
- Space Opera: My current project is this, albeit a solid 5 on the Mohs Scale of Sci-Fi Hardness.
- Stuff Blowing Up
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: See More Dakka.
- Unusual Euphemism: I'm way too fond of these.
- The Outside World: Being raised in a fairly conservative white Christian household, college is completely different from what I'd expected.
- A Wizard Did It: Annoyingly subverted. I'll spend half of a Pathfinder game trying to figure out how the hell thermodynamics lets a pool of lava stay a pool of lava for eight hundred years without any new lava coming in or some heat source to keep the lava lava.
