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Shut Up Hannibal:
In episode about The Angry Video Game Nerd , Freddy Krueger says that nobody is A Nightmare on Elm Street forcing the Nerd to play bad games but , making the Nerd himself Not So Different, but the Nerd just cuts Freddie off with a gut bustingly hilarious reply of "Go yank your cock through your ass ya fucking butt mongrel!" and showing off his Power Glove, which he uses to destroy Freddy. .
The nightmare is ended, but the real battle had just begun Linkara does not use words to shut up any "Hannibals" out there. He punches 'em in the gut while screaming .
"I AM A MAN!!!" In episode 15 of the Ask That Guy with the Glasses... well, something like this happens. (For bonus points, this comes in the wake of a particularly lengthy and disturbing rant about starving a Furby to death.) That Guy responds to a question down the vein of "how do I know I'm real, and not a product of my own imagination?" with unusual vitriol, until it descends into a self-serving rant about himself and his own twisted villainy.
That Guy: ...I don't say this often, but you are wrong, and I am right. I mean, suppose I was the figment of someone else's dream and that the dreamer out there was actually a good, rational person with — eugh! — a conscience. I mean, wouldn't he have gotten rid of me a long time ago? I mean, wouldn't he have the decency to get rid of such concentrated evil like me? No! No! There is no dreamer, and evil. Always. Wins. Thus showing that there is no good in the world, and evil is always rewarded. That's the way it is, and that's the way I always (poof)
On the final episode of Robo Girl the villain is explaining the mind-screwing origin of The Host to the protagonist when she grabs her throat, saying, "You talk too much!"
In an extended scene of The Nostalgia Critic's review, Moulin Rouge! The Nostalgia Chick bitched about why her "friends" even stick around. Nella replied promptly "because you pay me!".
: Luigi There Will Be Brawl punches Ganondorf in the face after he tries to corrupt him with mind games.
: What possessed you in that ally way to deliver such a potent artifact to such a dangerous man? What did you..?
Ganondorf Luigi: * Punch* I've had enough... * Punch* ..Of your-a head games! * Punch*
Unfortunately, the 'Dorf, was unfazed. And fought back.
This comes immediately after giving shutting up "End of Days" (Olimar). "Cut the crazy."
An villain to villain example from awesome "Happy Hour" finale:
Lex Luthor: Say goodbye to the world you know! From this moment on, you are all at the mercy of Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our—
Green Goblin: AHHHH, SHUT UP! (knocks him down with a pumpkin bomb)
At the end of Spoony's review of , the Guardian offers Spoony three choices: Ultima IX destroy the Black Gate, eventually driving away his friends and fans; embrace madness and end humanity's suffering through death; or go through the Black Gate and become one with the Guardian, their combined power making any world theirs for the taking. Spoony responds with a seeming non-sequitir:
Guardian: I guess we all know how this ends, don't we Avatar?
Guardian: What are you dribbiling about?
In Interlude 26a of , Golem finally has his showdown with Jack Slash, only to find that Jack's more interested in messing with his head than fighting him, at least right away. So we get this:
Worm Golem: Stop talking, Jack. You’re not that clever, not as sharp as you like to think. You talked to me about keystones? Bullshit. You’re a sad, pathetic killer with delusions of grandeur.
In Ask King Sombra: Sombra's from "Ask King Sombra" tries to tell him he's weak. He replies by Enemy Within (who actually behaves like Canon!King Sombra)
reminding it that last time it was in control, they got blown up by a baby dragon and a 'pretty pink princess' and that it will listen to him because it needs a willing host and he's its only possible choice.