Bernard: Sometimes I do stupid stuff and I don't even know why, as if my body were being controlled by some demented, sadistic puppet master.
Weird Ed: Well, we all feel that way sometimes.
"If I had seen the life that my sons so callously destroyed, would I had left him stranded without hope? Would I had sacrificed his dreams, to claim my own?"
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! How about saving the prince before you leave? Like, is this game titled "Jill Leaves Level 14 Without Saving the Prince," or what??!?
— In-game prompt, Jill of the Jungle, Episode 3: "Jill Saves the Prince"
"Fighter ships from the Argon Federation are now being launched. They have orders to kill."
— announcer, X3: Terran Conflict
"You get real close to yourself. You freaking moron."
— Legends of the Jedi's response to the command "approach self"
"None of this would have happened if you had just stopped."
— Konrad, Spec Ops: The Line
"The shooter's ball's the main event, as everybody knows;
Just a shame this year it came to such an early close.
It seemed like it would last all night, at least from six to six,
But Miss. White Phosphorus showed up and made us feel like dicks.
—Yahtzee, "The Shooter's Ball", Confessions of a Game Reviewer
"We haven't killed anyone, you have."
— Blonde Janitor, Hotline Miami
"You don't have an inferiority complex. You're just inferior."
— The hidden announcer, Wave Race: Blue Storm
"Hey! You! Yeah you! I'm down here busting my ass while you sit on yours, watching me jump around? How is that fair?"