History Quotes / WhatTheHellPlayer

->'''Lugo''': This is your fault, goddammit![[note]]He's pointing not at [[PlayerCharacter Walker]], but [[AddressingThePlayer the camera]], by the way.[[/note]]\\

'''Lugo''': But it is; he wouldn't listen!\\
'''Adams''': We didn't have a choice!\\
'''Lugo''': '''''He turned us into fucking killers!'''''

->''"But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are very powerful."''
-->-- ''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

->''"[[TakeThat Hey, Tom Brady. You wanna play the game or do you just wanna be known as a smug cheating bitch the rest of your life?]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''' if you engage in SequenceBreaking, ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''

-->-- ''VideoGame/PeasantsQuest'', if you type in "die," resulting in an immediate GameOver.

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Deepwoken}}'''s death message if you try to intimidate Akira with less than 100 Charisma

-->-- '''Parcy''' if '''Link''' wakes her up while [[{{Streaking}} wearing nothing but boxers]], ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''

-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'', if you manage to steal an item from a shop.[[note]]The game will also change your name to "Thief", and if you enter the same shop afterwards, the shopkeeper will [[NonStandardGameOver kill you on the spot]].[[/note]]

-->-- '''Zombie in Threed''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->[[PresidentEvil President Wallace]] has crossed the Rubicon and done the unthinkable: he has forced school segregation on every states of the union. Blacks and Northern Progressives are furious at this new oppression, and even many of his supporters believe [[MoralEventHorizon he may has gone too far this time.]] Wallace won on a states right platform, and this new act flies in the face of the entire concept of state autonomy. Mass rallies are already forming in Northern cities and outbreaks of racial violence are being reported accross the country as [[ANaziByAnyOtherName Yockeyite vigilantes]] attempt to make "citizen arrests" on black children as they go to class.

[[BatantLies You are still a good person.]]\\

-->-- '''[[spoiler:Sans the skeleton[[note]]The speech is in AllLowercaseLetters, but it is written in proper case here to prevent an InterfaceSpoiler.[[/note]]]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you're on a [[KillEmAll "No Mercy"]] run.

[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial You are still a good person.]]\\

->I must say that I had placed the blindest of confidences, the solidest of hopes and the most sincere belief in you. We can well say that I have erred to the bones. But the real betrayer is rather the one who lies beyond the eye of the cat. What have you done, <Player Name>? Is the opaque mist of the sceneristic frame really your excuse for [[spoiler:killing wife and child]]? You have not purified this place. You have destroyed, eradicated it. You have immersed it into a pristine nothingness.

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Worms}}'' if you cause a friendly fire.

-->-- '''[[http://www.http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=cross Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/ChronoCross''

->Guess what? You got it for free. Are you proud of yourself?
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' if '''[[PlayerCharacter Link]]''' shoplifts from the store

->Fighter ships from the [[TheFederation Argon Federation]] are now being launched. They have orders to kill.
-->-- '''Announcer''', ''VideoGame/{{X}}3: Terran Conflict''

->The Shooter's Ball's the main event, as everybody knows;\\
Just a shame this year it came to such an early close.\\
It seemed like it would last all night, at least from six to six,\\
But [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine Miss White Phosphorus]] showed up and [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone made us feel like dicks]].
-->-- ''WebVideo/JimAndYahtzeesRhymedownSpectacular'', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/7695-Confessions-of-a-Game-Reviewer "The Shooter's Ball"]]

->If you take Razzly into battle against the Hydra, she discovers afterwards that [[MonsterIsAMommy the creature was pregnant]] and performs a postmortem caesarian section, preserving the species from extinction and saving the forest. If you leave her out of her team, the Hydra's young are stillborn and [[GaiasLament the marshes become uninhabitable]]. With their home destroyed, Hydra Marsh's humanoid residents pack their things, hit the road, and attempt to conquer Razzly's home on Water Dragon Isle for themselves, [[DrivenToVillainy taking after the example]] of El Nido's colonialist humans. Razzly's sister is killed during the struggle, but the invaders are defeated. Afterwards, you get to sit there and take it while they tell you what an unconscionable monster you are for driving them to do this, and that the responsibility for their dislocation and decimation is all on your head. Letting events play out this way is the only way to acquire Razzly's level 7 tech, which is a component of one of the two triple techs in the entire game. Saving or harvesting one of the Little Sisters in ''VideoGame/BioShock1'' only to reap the same rewards either way hardly compares to the burden of a decision like this.
-->-- '''[[http://www.http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=cross Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/ChronoCross''

-> CONGRATULATIONS! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere You just lost your sponsors!]]
-->--'''A sign''' in ''VideoGame/DaytonaUSA'' at the end of a dead-end on the Advanced course that you have to go out of your way to drive into.

->''As gamemaster, I can see across alternate timelines, and dude, this isn't even the first time you've killed everyone in the entire town. It is the first time you camped out in one room and killed them as they walked in, which was easier than the alternative, I guess, but it really seems like maybe you’ve got some issues you maybe want to work out? Maybe there are some things you want to address? Perhaps some impulses within you should be brought to light, just maybe?? [[BreakingTheFourthWall AND HERE I’M KINDA REFERRING TO YOU, THE READER, IN REAL LIFE??]] ...[[SubvertedTrope Naw, I’m just kidding]], fantasy is awesome because you can do whatever you want and not get in trouble. Kill ’em all, m’lady!!''
-->--'''Narrator''', ''Literature/ToBeOrNotToBeThatIsTheAdventure''

->'''Drink [[GargleBlaster a Hellacious Brew]]'''\\
''Do Not Do This Thing. Hell Zone is not a tourist resort. It is a bad place. You'll need to be at least slightly unhinged already to even think about putting this in your mouth.''
-->--''Rat Sending Simulator [=2kXX=]''

->'''Drink a Hellacious Brew'''\\
''You've already been to Hell Zone! Why do you want to go back? What possible reason can you even have? What are you ''doing''?''
-->--''Rat Sending Simulator [=2kXX=]''

->''"Boss, have you lost your mind?! Maybe you're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all."''
-->--'''Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'', if you kill one of your men at Mother Base

->''You foolishly chose to protect the most evil mortal in Ferren Woods. [[NonStandardGameOver You will pay with your life.]]''
-->-- '''The demon children''', if you save Judge Dixon, ''VideoGame/BloodwingsPumpkinheadsRevenge''

->''Are you letting the enemies flee? Kindness leads to defeat on the battlefield.''
-->-- '''[[MissionControl Eshiria Portman]]''', if you let a few enemies escape in Stage 6, ''VideoGame/RaidenV''

->''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall You're a real piece of work, aren't you?]]''
-->--'''Dialogue box''' if you [[GroinAttack castrate]] a [[WouldHurtAChild child]], ''VideoGame/CrusaderKingsII''

-> You've doomed our kind! You monster!
-->--'''Zombie in Threed''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->''You could have prevented everything. Instead you made me into this!''
-->-- '''John Doe''', if you refuse to trust him, driving him to become [[spoiler:the villainous [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]]], ''VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries''

->''"[[TakeThat Hey, Tom Brady. You wanna play the game or do you just wanna be known as a smug cheating bitch the rest of your life?]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''' if you engage in SequenceBreaking, ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''

->''"You let Kara and Alice die...How could you do that?..You could've saved them..."''
-->-- '''Chloe''', ''VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman''

->''"Markus was our only hope... and you let him die... What will happen to our people now?"''
-->-- '''Chloe''', ''VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman''

->''Bad idea.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/ShadowPresident'', if you choose to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill drop thousands of nukes]] [[KickTheDog on a neutral country]]

->''"It appears that you are...incapable...of pleasing me. ...I am seriously disappointed in your pathetic efforts."''
-->-- '''Petra Johanna Lagerkvist''', on the Continue screen of ''[[VideoGame/ArcanaHeart Arcana Heart 3: LOVE MAX SIX STARS!!!!!!]]''

->''"Those tanks aren't so scary! ... [--Sir, are you fucking drunk?--]"''
-->-- '''Infantry trooper''' when ordered to attack a tank, ''VideoGame/CompanyOfHeroes''

->''"Whose side are you on anyway?"''
-->-- '''Kelly''', if you let Sarah bite her, ''VideoGame/NightTrap''

->''"Guess what? You got it for free. Do you feel proud of yourself?"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'', if you manage to steal an item from a shop.[[note]]The game will also change your name to "Thief", and if you enter the same shop afterwards, the shopkeeper will [[NonStandardGameOver kill you on the spot]].[[/note]]

-> ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness This one's free]].'' '''Don't do it.'''
-->-- '''Q''', ''VideoGame/StarTrekBorg'', if you attempt to [[TooDumbToLive link the Borg circuit to the ship's computer]]

->''"You do realize it's YOUR fault that I lost?! If you have even a sliver of decency left in your blackened little soul, you'll continue! So, what are you waiting for?!"''
-->-- '''Kira Daidouji''', on the Continue screen of ''[[VideoGame/ArcanaHeart Arcana Heart 3]]''

->''A [[PlanetSpaceship colossal armed planetoid]]. The AI [[GodzillaThreshold would not normally consider even the entire Milky Way galaxy worth the attention of a mothership]]. What did you DO!?''
-->-- '''Mothership description''', ''[[Videogame/AIWarFleetCommand AI War 2]]''

->''"They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?"''
-->-- '''Alex Trebek''', reacting to the "What's a hoe?" response by Ken Jennings, ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''

->''"You just ate your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[AutoCannibalism toe!]]"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout2'', if the player cuts off and eats their, through radiation, newly acquired sixth toe.

->''"This action does not have my consent!"''
-->-- '''Karl Franz''', if the player tries to move him to an unreachable location, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->''"Are you serious?"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2019'', if you shoot a baby twice

->[[PresidentEvil President Wallace]] has crossed the Rubicon and done the unthinkable: he has forced school segregation on every states of the union. Blacks and Northern Progressives are furious at this new oppression, and even many of his supporters believe [[MoralEventHorizon he may has gone too far this time.]] Wallace won on a states right platform, and this new act flies in the face of the entire concept of state autonomy. Mass rallies are already forming in Northern cities and outbreaks of racial violence are being reported accross the country as [[ANaziByAnyOtherName Yockeyite vigilantes]] attempt to make "citizen arrests" on black children as they go to class.

-> [[red:Was it worth it, Mr. President?]]
-->-- '''Text of the national spirit "Universal Segregation"''', ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''

->''Damaged materials with negligible value. You made a mistake, and this is the result.''
-->-- '''Scrap description''', ''Videogame/HardspaceShipbreaker''

->''"You said you didn't need help, so you're on your own until you get inside!"''
->''"I'm still not helping you, so go away!"''
->''"This isn't funny now, stop calling me!"''
->''"This is your last warning, don't do it again!"''
->''"You asked for this, I'm erasing your Game Pak! 3... 2... 1..."''
-->-- '''Bottles''', ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''

->'''Toadstool''': Mario! The Chancellor is WAITING...! We're going back now, right?!\\
''(Player selects "No")''\\
'''Mallow''': Mario! The Chancellor must be worried sick about us. You saw him before! C'mon, let's GO.\\
''(Player selects "NO!")''\\
'''Geno''': Mario! If we don't get the Princess back, WE'LL be chaarged with kidnapping! Let's go!\\
''(Player selects "NO!")''\\
'''Bowser''': Mario! [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou No one, NO ONE is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME!]] [[RightForTheWrongReasons It just wouldn't be right!]] Let's take her back to the Mushroom Kingdom, where she belongs!\\
''(Player selects "Forget it")''\\
''(The other four characters inaudibly shout at Mario)''\\
'''???''': Enough already!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''

->''You easily give away the hopes of the free world! Way to go, traitor! Next time, you'd better hang on to your onklunk!''
-->-- '''The narrator''', if you type in "give onklunk", in ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry2LookingForLoveInSeveralWrongPlaces''


->''"My son, I know it is fun to shoot people, but if you kill all the good guys, you'll never complete your mission. You lose points, too!"''
-->-- '''Odin''', ''VideoGame/GodOfThunder''

-->-- ''[[MultiUserDungeon Legends of the Jedi]]'s'' response to the command "approach self"