Say not, 'Why were the former days better than these?' For it is not from wisdom that you ask this.
And no one, having drunk old wine, immediately desires new; for he says, ‘The old is better.’
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
When in the chronicle of wasted time
I see descriptions of the fairest wights,
And beauty making beautiful old rhyme,
In praise of ladies dead and lovely knights,
Then, in the blazon of sweet beauty's best,
Of hand, of foot, of lip, of eye, of brow,
I see their antique pen would have express'd
Even such a beauty as you master now.
So all their praises are but prophecies
Of this our time, all you prefiguring;
And for they looked but with divining eyes,
They had not skill enough your worth to sing:
For we, which now behold these present days,
Have eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
They held the funeral on the second day, with the town coming to look at Miss Emily beneath a mass of bought flowers, with the crayon face of her father musing profoundly above the bier and the ladies sibilant and macabre; and the very old men —some in their brushed Confederate uniforms—on the porch and the lawn, talking of Miss Emily as if she had been a contemporary of theirs, believing that they had danced with her and courted her perhaps, confusing time with its mathematical progression, as the old do, to whom all the past is not a diminishing road but, instead, a huge meadow which no winter ever quite touches,
divided from them now by the narrow bottle-neck of the most recent decade of years.
Our never-ending pop culture anniversary fetish.
I used to work for the good folks at Uproxx and I bare them no ill will, but I am extremely distressed that this article about the fifteenth anniversary of Music/Blink182's "Enema of the State" was written with 100% sincerity. It's not a joke. Someone out there considered this a milestone.
This has gotten out of control. How many "Nevermind" anniversaries have we celebrated now? A dozen? I got sick of those retrospectives ages ago, and those were in service of a GOOD album. Just because we've reached a random multiple of five doesn't mean we have to cobble together a thinkpiece about fucking Blink-182, who sucked. Fifteen years does not offer me a chance to discover them all over again. I'm perfectly fine with their Backstreet Boys
parody videos staying firmly in the past...What is happening? Good fucking God, MOVE ON. The reason there hasn't been a new Cobain
to emerge on the scene lately is because everyone is so busy reading reviews of the latest In Utero
We watch I Love the 80s
to wax nostalgic about movies that we have no nostalgia for in order to build up the illusion of nostalgia for the purposes of being made to buy something new, but at every turn the actual object of pleasure is displaced — the fun is somewhere else. Dreadful practice. To be avoided at all costs.
Hi and Lois
has apparently decided to embrace its status as one of the squarest comics in syndication by just doing a whole week of 'weren’t things different and maybe better in decades past?' Yesterday we had 'Cars sure were larger and less fuel efficient back when gas was cheaper'; today we’ve got 'remember when everyone used to watch TV, before the entertainment options available today existed?' Super psyched to see if they can drag this out for another four days!
The success of Marvels
showed the Big Two that there was a market for stories set in the past starring characters that the audience had grown up with. That (Kurt) Busiek is a fantastic writer who can push characters into the future even while tying everything into older continuity (as he did in Avengers Forever
) was largely ignored. All the Big Two saw were dollar signs in stories about the past
. Naturally, they went too far in one direction, and now we're inundated with these kinds of comics. It's not Busiek's fault (hence the "unwittingly" in the title), but he definitely pointed the way.
So, next time you’re feeling nostalgic about how great Quakeworld
or the original Donkey Kong Country
was, I recommend going with it. It’ll make you feel better even if you overlook the problems at the time or the improvements that have been made since. Just don’t over commit yourself to any opinions born of memory’s fickle biases. Because graph paper
, and two buttons on a controller
were worse than you really remember.
should bring back the Attitude Era
as it is the prime example of good wrestling. Everything in current WWE sucks.
· The Attitude Era died when John Cena
· Stone Cold
should come back and give John Cena a stunner.
· WWE should try and get the old WWF name and scratch logo back.
· John Cena is the worst wrestler in the world. Anyone that praises Cena in any way is a terrible wrestling fan.
· Although... turning him heel may make him good again.
· Children and women are the cancer of professional wrestling.
· Although, children can redeem themselves by watching Attitude Era clips and favoring it over today's product.
· The divas of today cannot wrestle. Torrie Wilson
should be brought back to teach them a thing or two.
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Schlafly’s work was pivotal in the victory of the “pro-family”
movement over the Equal Rights Amendment, which according to her would have led to “homosexual schoolteachers and unisex bathrooms”
as well as many other ills. For instance, she laments the loss of “real men”
who went to war to save damsels in distress, men like the draft dodging wife beater John Wayne
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
Living in the modern world is hard. Trying to be a decent person in a diverse, pluralistic society takes work, and there will inevitably be missteps along the way. All of us across the political spectrum believe that democracy has problems, the government has problems, 'political correctness
' has problems. But even in its most innocent form...a dislike of 'political correctness' and the modern world can take you to some very ugly places very fast—the past was, as only some of us have the privilege of forgetting, a very ugly place.
“I think I would have done very well, as a writer, in the forties
,” he says. “I think the last time America was a great country was then, or not long after. It was before Vietnam, before Watergate.”
It was a great country, yes, for great white men
. It was a great country when you could still trust in greatness. As many of us (who watch HBO, at least) long ago stopped believing in God, a God who for all Christian and capitalistic intents and purposes was male, it could not be much longer before we also stopped believing in things as theistic as neutrality and objectivity and omnipotence in journalism. I do not want us to stop believing in heroes; only in heroes who think, as Sorkin's
heroes think, they're truth-raining gods
I look forward to Star Wars Episode VII
. I look forward to see the visual effects from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
but done ten years later. It should be stunningly cool to see. We live in a time when storytellers can tell any story and it generally amazes me there are people who cross their arms and want to go back to a time that never really existed. The thesis that limitations lead to genius is just flat-out illogical. If we gave The Beatles
crappier guitars or we gave your new favorite band vintage equipment, would they make better music? No. They would make music with the tools at their disposal. The anti-CGI discourse needs to end.
"BACK IN MY DAY, YOU HAD TO BREAK A BONE, KILL THREE COWS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS AND FIGHT A BOA CONSTRICTOR TO MAKE A GOOD COMPLAINT!"
"Now that there's a NEW Generation of Pokémon, I immediately abandon ALL the hatred I had of Gen III and IV in favour of saying how much the Gen V sucks. I hated Gen III? when?"
— Quote from VGF.
There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tracks. They fear the future, mistrust the present and invoke the security of a past, which in fact, never existed.
Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
— Bill Clinton
, speech at the University of North Carolina's 200th Anniversary
The end of history will be a very sad time. The struggle for recognition, the willingness to risk one’s life for a purely abstract goal, the worldwide ideological struggle that called forth daring, courage, imagination, and idealism, will be replaced by economic calculation, the endless solving of technical problems, environmental concerns, and the satisfaction of sophisticated consumer demands. In the post historical period there will be neither art nor philosophy, just the perpetual care taking of the museum of human history. I can feel in myself, and see in others around me, a powerful nostalgia for the time when history existed....Perhaps this very prospect of centuries of boredom at the end of history will serve to get history started once again.
—Frances Fukuyama, The End of History
Being the lice lady was quite a good job in those days as so many of us were lousey a good deal of the time. Whenever I see the visual cliche of a character scratching his head as if deep in thought, I am transported back to my happy, lousey childhood.
It's an Orwellian quirk of this country that we are extremely fond of our heritage of bloody murder, the gore of yore, the poisonings, bodysnatchings, and slit throats of a reassuringly long time ago.
— David Stubbs, The Guide, issue 28th Jan-3rd Feb
The main event, of course, was the lure of the show. Despite the fact that both guys were way past their physical primes, Hogan
had tremendous appeal, especially to more casual fans of WCW
. Those fans likely remembered their wars from years past—namely the first Wrestlemania
and the various MTV
bouts they had leading up to it—so the nostalgia factor was kicking in big time. And, to be fair, the booking leading up to the match was very strong as well, with both men playing their roles to perfection: Hogan was really beginning to peak as an insufferable bully heel, while Piper did a super job as the never-say-die babyface.
While the build-up was good, the match itself was not
. It was becoming apparent to even his most ardent supporters that Piper's best days in the ring were long past, and Hogan, despite the novelty of his being a bad guy, didn't look much better. The two men hobbled around the ring as best they could, trading slaps like a couple of sissies
. Piper finally cut loose with a comical punch-kick offense, and Hogan countered with scratches...Since Piper himself came up with the contract
, we hereby nominate Roddy Piper as the dumbest babyface of 1996.
...start listening to the “Hits” and “Now” compilation LPs from end to end. Of course, your conditioned brain will tell you it’s all a pile of shite and pale into insignificance compared to the Golden Era in Pop, when you were on the cusp of your adolescent years. Dig deeper into your heart and you will know that you are just lying to yourself. All eras in pop music are golden ages, or will be looked upon as such by the only generation that matters at any given time. Not only are all ages in chart pop equal, chart pop never changes, it only appears to change on its surface level.
'The Golden Age of Science Fiction is 'twelve'."
— Peter Graham, science fiction fan.