"I've worked among the spinners, I've breathed in the oily smoke
I've shovelled up the gypsum and it nigh-on makes you choke
I've stood knee-deep in cyanide, gone sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough and seen enough to make your stomach turn"
—"The Chemical Worker's Song", Ron Angel
"Attention, maintenance and safety crews: you are fired. Before leaving, please make your workplace as unsafe as possible. With any luck, the trespasser will fall to his death... or be burned alive by flame jets... or crushed by giant pistons. Thank you for your understanding."
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
How come there are so many narrow bridges with no guard rails? (and variations)
Ah, a radioactive spill. Part of me wants to believe we're not this
criminally incompetent, but I know better.
I don't know that I want to be going into the bowels of the earth, but then I don't see an emergency exit
Why is this thing shooting fire every couple of seconds? What is this thing even ‘sposed to do?! The fire doesn’t go
anywhere. It’s just here to hurt people! God dammit
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out because you are fired!
To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
Imperial #1: So anyway, I says "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave, I just want a railing! You know? One railing! Right here!"
: I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times.
We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!
Sir Giant Pink Lizard, you're under arrest! As the owner of this boss-level castle, it's your obligation to make sure all platforms are fully accessible to disabled people!
— You Only Live Once
Shepard: Not even a guard rail. I bet the Broker's agents love patrolling the hull.
At least the view is nice.
Dr. Archer: The first one is on a geth ship while the second is inside a lab in the middle of a lava river...
Shepard: You built a lab in the middle of a lava river?
: We thought, "what could possibly go wrong"?
"How come they never put safety rails around these bottomless pits?"
"Health & Safety studies showed that more people were injured leaping over the rails waving light sabers."
— Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
I'm gonna need a tetanus shot just looking at all this.