PFFT! We aren't just quoting any old ham! We're quoting Large Hams that can make an entrance!!!
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Anime & Manga
Ira: [kicks down a reinforced metal door, which flies across the room and explodes]
Ira: "I'M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS!"
— Kill la Kill, "Episode 1"
"What fool dares awaken me, the great LAHARL?!"
— Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (especially in the anime)
"HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!"
— Amane Suzuha, Steins;Gate
Comic Books
Spider-Man: YOU BLEW UP A WALL!
Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.
Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?!
Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.
Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?!
— Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Gauntlet
Joseph: I did not recognize the man, but Rogue called him...
Captain America: Doom?
Joseph: Yes, how did you —?
Cap: Frankly, the entrance line alone
told me that much.
Captain America: Doom?
Joseph: Yes, how did you —?
Cap: Frankly, the entrance line alone
told me that much.— X-Men #56 (part of the Onslaught saga)
"MWA-HA-HA-HA! The life of the party's here! And I'll be ending all of yours! TREMBLE IN FEAR, FOOLS! I AM DR. EGGMAN—GREATEST OF PARTY-CRASHERS IN THE FIERCEST OF PARTY-CRUSHERS! I simply must thank you for gathering all in one place! It makes the task of destroying you so much easier!"
— Dr. Eggman, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW) #32
Film — Animated
"HA! BOOM, BABY!"
— Emperor Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove
"IT IS I, ZIIIIIIIM!!!"
Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?
Tighten/Hal: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a super one!
Tighten/Hal: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?
Megamind: (marches out of a giant floating representation of his head to "Welcome to the Jungle") PRESENTATION!
Tighten/Hal: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a super one!
Tighten/Hal: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?
Megamind: (marches out of a giant floating representation of his head to "Welcome to the Jungle") PRESENTATION!
— Megamind
"I LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!! ...So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word, and I'm there! And let me say somethin', anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be MIIINE!"
— Mushu, Mulan
"The FUN has arrived! Thank you very much!"
— Terk, Tarzan
"GET OUTTA MY WAY!!! I have unfinished business here and wanna finish it FAST!!!"
"So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time."
"DIE, AUTOBOTS!!"
— Megatron, The Transformers: The Movie
"Here he comes now, the big ham."
— Mrs. Clause (about Snow Miser), The Year Without a Santa Claus
Film — Live-Action
"I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"
— Madman Mundt, Barton Fink
"I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!"
— Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead (1985)
"TROOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!"
— Professor Quirrel, Harry Potter
"This is the end of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!"
— The Guardian's first line to Duncan MacLeod, Highlander: The Source
"HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
— Russel Casse, Independence Day
"Sssssssssssmokin'! It's party time! P-A-R-T—Y? Because I GOTTA!"
"Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a SWEET TOOTH TONIGHT!"
"HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Los Locos kick YOUR ASS!
Los Locos kick YOUR FACE!
Los Locos kicks your balls into OW-TAAAH SPAAAAAAACE!
Los Locos kick YOUR FACE!
Los Locos kicks your balls into OW-TAAAH SPAAAAAAACE!
— Los Locos, Short Circuit 2
Bupkus: [Sing-Song] I'm here!
Blanko: Me too. [Hits his head against the back of a hoop, hurting his face] That hurt.
Blanko: Me too. [Hits his head against the back of a hoop, hurting his face] That hurt.
"YOUR SAVIOUR IS HERE!"
— Loki Laufeyson, Thor: Ragnarok
"I AM...MEGATRON!"
— Someone who doesn't like being called "N.B.E-1", Transformers
"I CAN SEE YOU KIRK! CAN YOU SEE ME?"
— General Chang (hailing the Enterprise while in a cloaked ship), Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Literature
"NOOOOOOOO.....WIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE.....HAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS!!"
— Joan Crowford, Mommie Dearest
Live-Action Television
"DARIUS?! DARIUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRUGHGRRHGHAAAAUUUUS!"
— Duncan MacLeod, Highlander: The Series
"FATHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!"
— Douglas, The IT Crowd
OH YEAHHHHH!!!
— Kool-Aid Man
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN!!!!
— Shouty Man, Horrible Histories
"AAAAAAAAAHH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER....EARTH!"
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!"
"When I make an entrance, it's go big or go home! Am I right?"
Anubis: I Am Anubis. Humans Of The Tau'ri. Your End Of Days Finally Approaches. There Will Be No Mercy.
Picard: "Well... I suppose that is the end of Q."
Q: (teleports in with a mariachi band) "AU CONTRAIRE, MON CAPITAN!!! HEEEEEE'S~ BAAAACK!!!"
Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"
"HAHAHAHA! Hey, hey, hey! It’s a festival! It’s a festival, everyone! Passing by each other can form a bond! The earth you step on becomes part of that bond! So dance and sing together to tighten those bonds! The world becomes a paradise! Just blow your troubles away and laugh! Laugh with me! HAHAHAHAHA!"
— Don Momotaro, Avataro Sentai Donbrothers
HELLO, STONEHENGE! WHOEVER TAKES THE PANDORICA, TAKES THE WORLD! BUT BAD NEWS, EVERYONE, 'CAUSE GUESS WHO!
— The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"
Music
Ahhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwww YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH!!!
—Iron Savior, "Battering Ram"
Sports
"PUNEEEEE!!! NAMASTE!!!"
— Danny Morrison, former New Zealand cricketer who now serves as a commentator for the IPL
"It's lights out and away we go!"
— David Croft, at every start of a Formula One race.
"Boogity-boogity-boogity! Let's go racin' boys and girls!"
—Darrell Waltrip, at every start of a NASCAR race.
Theatre
"Stand aside, everyone! I take LARGE STEPS!"
"EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAN!!!"
— Hamilton, "Guns and Ships"
"How did we know that this plan would work? We had a spy on the inside, that's right, HERCULES MULLIGAN!!"
— Hamilton "Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)"
"GREETINGS, AMERICAN INFIDELS!"
Video Games
"BOOOOOOOORINGGGG!! You don't wanna hear about that, Vault Hunter! You wanna hear about guns, and pecs, and EXPLOSIONS!! I'm Mr. Torgue, and I have one question for you, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"
— Mr. Torgue "High-Five" Flexington, Borderlands 2
"HUZZAH!"
— Balrog, Cave Story
"LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. WEAPONS: HOT. MISSION: THE ANNIHILATION OF ANY AND ALL CHINESE COMMUNISTS!"
— Liberty Prime, Fallout 3
"Muahahahaaa! I am online once again! Tremble, world... upon my electric heating coils of doom!"
— The Toaster (upon re-activation), Fallout: New Vegas
"Strong spirit... strong spirit... You are the one!
— Tensay, Far Cry Primal
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!"
— Big Smoke, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"Dragons! My name is Reinhardt Wilhelm, and I stand as champion for the innocents of this land. Face me now in honorable combat!"
— Reinhardt Wilhelm, Overwatch, Dragon Slayer
A funky interloper approaches! [musical sting] Intruder, know that this place is protected! [musical sting] Gatecrasher, know that you face one charged by Amaterasu and blessed by Gaia! [musical sting] Ginpachi Park's bequiffed, leather-clad environmental vigilante, putting the "pomp" in pompadour... RRRRRICKYYYYYY PAGAAAAAAAAAN! Thank you, thankyouverymuch.
—Ricky Pagan, The Secret World
"GYAH HA HA! I'ma remix your face!"
— DJ Octavio, Splatoon
Seven. Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god. Six. That's how many we have collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago... ... No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Undyne before she removes her helmet, Undertale
Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ...Building! It's... it's, uh... EXPLOSIVE!
— Wario Deluxe, WarioWare Gold
"MY NAME... IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA! AS I BREATHE... YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!"
—Gyoubo Masataka Oniwa, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
"You are doomed! DOOMED! DooooOOOOooomed!"
—Madame Bwahstrella, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
"I AM THE MOUNTAIN AGAINST WHICH ALL SWORDS SHATTER. HONE YOUR EDGE AGAINST ME."
—Xivu Arath, Hive God of War, Destiny 2 Season of the Deep
"Well, if it isn't saucy Jack?"
— Senator Armstrong, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Web Animations
"I HAVE COME TO BANISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!"
— Kaldor Draigo, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device
"What'd I tell y'all about coming in my SHEEEED?!"
— Fluttershy (holding a chainsaw), SHED.MOV
Web Comics
Sanaa: Maybe if you stopped shouting: "Othar Trygvassen -
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : - Gentleman Adventurer -
Sanaa: - has arrived!" every time we walk into a room -
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : But... that's my thing!
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : - Gentleman Adventurer -
Sanaa: - has arrived!" every time we walk into a room -
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : But... that's my thing!
Web Original
"MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?"
Web Videos
I'M BACK, BITCHES!
—Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD, THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH!?"
[From a distorted source in a city aflame:]
Maxwell: For we are the temple of the living God. As God hath said, "I will dwell in them, and walk in them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate", saith the Lord, "and touch not the unclean thing and I will receive you."
Little Boy: Mummy, what's that man talking about?
Maxwell: Yes, my fellow Christians! We have come to save you!
Civilian: Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!
Maxwell: FROM YOURSELVES!!!
Civilian: Oh no, it's the Catholic Church.
Maxwell: For we are the temple of the living God. As God hath said, "I will dwell in them, and walk in them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate", saith the Lord, "and touch not the unclean thing and I will receive you."
Little Boy: Mummy, what's that man talking about?
Maxwell: Yes, my fellow Christians! We have come to save you!
Civilian: Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!
Maxwell: FROM YOURSELVES!!!
Civilian: Oh no, it's the Catholic Church.
"Do you know where the nearest Hot Topic is?! ZA WARUDO!"
— Shadow the Hedgehog, Real-Time Fandub presents Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story)
"I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker!"
— Dr. Eggman, Real-Time Fandub presents Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT’S UUUUUUUUP? IT’S MEEEEEEE!"'''
— The Devil, Real-Time Fandub presents Real-Time Fandub Goes To Hell
Western Animation
"I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
— Beavis as Cornholio, Beavis And Butthead
It's meeee!
Yes, it's meeee!
I know you were all waiting for meeee!
Yes, it's meeee!
I know you were all waiting for meeee!
— Mimzy, Hazbin Hotel, "Dad Beat Dad"
"BIZZARO HERE, TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!"
— Bizzaro, Justice League
"Here I come to save the day!!"
"SAM-OO-RAI JAAAAACK!! Man, it is good to see ya, babe!"
— Scaramouch the Merciless, Samurai Jack
Mysterio: "Behold! I am Mysterio! Here to save the world from the evils of technology corrupting the human spirit!”
"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"
