Quotes: Incoming Ham

HA! BOOM, BABY!
Emperor Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove

"Here he comes now, the big ham."
Mrs. Clause (about Snow Miser), The Year Without a Santa Claus

HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!

Los Locos kick YOUR ASS!
Los Locos kick YOUR FACE!
Los Locos kicks your balls into OW-TAAAH SPAAAAAAACE!
Los Locos, Short Circuit 2

What'd I tell y'all about coming in my SHEEEED?!
Fluttershy (holding a chainsaw), SHED.MOV

"I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"
Madman Mundt, Barton Fink

AAAAAAAAAHH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER....EARTH!

"NOOOOOOOO.....WIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE.....HAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS!!"
Joan Crowford, Mommie Dearest

DARIUS?! DARIUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRUGHGRRHGHAAAAUUUUS!
Duncan MacLeod, Highlander: The Series

HELLO BOYS! IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Russel Casse, Independence Day

Anubis: I Am Anubis. Humans Of The Tau'ri. Your End Of Days Finally Approaches. There Will Be No Mercy.
Jack O'Neill: Come on. Who talks like that?
Stargate SG-1, "Redemption"

"I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!"
Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead

"LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. WEAPONS: HOT. MISSION: THE ANNIHILATION OF ANY AND ALL CHINESE COMMUNISTS!"
Liberty Prime, Fallout 3

Spider-Man: YOU BLEW UP A WALL!
Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.
Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?!
Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Guantlet

"HUZZAH!"
Balrog, Cave Story

"This is the end of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!"
The Guardian's first line to Duncan MacLeod, Highlander: The Source

"What fool dares awaken me, the great LAHARL?!"
Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (especially in the anime)

"BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD, THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS!"

"When I make an entrance, it's go big or go home! Am I right?"

"PUNEEEEE!!! NAMASTE!!!"
Danny Morrison, former New Zealand cricketer who now serves as a commentator for the IPL

"BIZZARO HERE, TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!"
Bizzaro, Justice League

"I AM...MEGATRON!"
Someone doesn't like being called "N.B.E-1", Transformers

"I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
Beavis as Cornholio, Beavis And Butthead

Mysterio: "Behold! I am Mysterio! Here to save the world from the evils of technology corrupting the human spirit!
Stan Lee: (beat) "Are we being punk'd?! I hate that!"

Ira: [kicks down a reinforced metal door, which flies across the room and explodes]
Ira: "I'M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS!"
Kill la Kill, "Episode 1"

Sanaa: Maybe if you stopped shouting: "Othar Trygvassen -
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : - Gentleman Adventurer -
Sanaa: - has arrived!" every time we walk into a room -
OTHAR TRYGVASSEN note : But... that's my thing!

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!
Amane Suzuha, Steins;Gate

Muahahahaaa! I am online once again! Tremble, world... upon my electric heating coils of doom!
The Toaster (upon re-activation), Fallout: New Vegas

I CAN SEE YOU KIRK! CAN YOU SEE ME?
General Chang (hailing the Enterprise while in a cloaked ship), Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?