"It's weird, no matter how many people he kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable"

Strong Bad: [To audience] No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.
Homestar Runner: It's twue.

"Please, look forward... to me, Jeremiah Gottwald!"

"Terrorsaur, Scorponok, we're condemning you to a fiery death cause Waspinator has a bigger fan club."

"You know I'll be back, I'm a fan favourite."

"I am da Cheese! I am da best character on da show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!"

"So, basically, the hero is this guy. I think it's time we faced that fact."

Rower: "So you guys new around here or what?"
Naruto: "Oh my god! You are the rower!"
Rower: "What?"
Naruto: "I'm such a huge fan!"
Rower: "Why?"
Naruto: "Everything you do is just amazing!"
Rower: "No, I... I just row, man."

"Nothing's as important on TV as your likability index."

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

"Many times, I've wished I had that big machine from the [Oops! All Berries] ad that separates Crunchberries from normal cornmeal spheres. But not for its original purpose — I don't eat Cap'n Crunch. What I would really like to do is somehow throw NCIS in there and make the entire show about Abby Scuito...Isn't that always the way? Every time I watch a show, I get hooked on one particular character who isn't a main character. "

"Um... I thank you for the fan mail, but I haven't really done anything yet... I do like the attention, though..."

"You're the protagonist. I'm just a cool, handsome foil (who happens to be your twin brother)."