Quotes / Chuggaaconroy

"Hey everybody it's Chuggaaconroy, and welcome back to more [insert game here]
Chuggaaconroy at the beginning of almost every single Let's Play video he makes.

"Ah, Nintendo Logic."

— Chuggaaconroy, whenever he is particularly frustrated with a Nintendo game's mechanics, puzzles, or the like.

"Seriously, Moltres, I am here recording this on a Saturday night. [Moltres breaks out of the Poké Ball again] So close. I'm here recording this on a Saturday night. You think that I'm just going to give up and I'm just going to go somewhere else and I'm going to give up on catching you? You think I have better things to do than sitting here trying to cram a six-foot tall bird into something the size of a baseball? No, I don't have anything better to do. You think I have friends to go see? You think I have places to go hang out? You think I have dates to go on? You think I have sex to have? Well, apparently you don't know teenage boys on the internet very well. [beat] God, that was a sick burn on myself. Jeez. That was actually pretty relentless. God, I can't believe I said that."
..."That was the epitome of no life right there."
— Chuggaaconroy evaluates his life (or lack thereof) while trying to capture Moltres in Pokémon FireRed.

"Last time on Super Mario Sunshine, in a nutshell: Chuggaaconroy! Delfino Airstrip, 10 coins. Your mother sings very strange songs~ Eight red coin mission, turbo nozzle. Religious imagery! Shine Sprite. Keep your coins! The 100 coins: Easiest 100 coin shine in the entire game. You fail at life. The blue coins... DOWN that door. Spray that ice cube. Thank you! God, I... Pianta fire: after the flood, he moves up here. Homina-HUMM-numnum! Butt. Mightier. Than. Cardboard. Coin. Blue coin. Now for this lady. "Pineapples!" Yellow, Miyamoto's racist. Shoplifting produce makes everything better. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Guilty of possession of stolen fruit. She wants bananas, bananas. Bananas. Just drop them right in. Yellow toad, blue toad! You know what game that reminds me of? Durians! You can only kick them. Jumping and then running into them; not that hard. [blubbering] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! C'mon, swim to the island faster, because this is where the next fruit sidequest is."
— Chuggaaconroy's deliberately nonsensical recap from this video.

"I actually studied a lot of Japanese mythology so that I could tell you guys these things, 'cause a lot of people in the Western Hemisphere aren't gonna get this stuff. Yeah, that's right. I studied. Stu-died! [appears in big letters on the screen] Yeah, I went to a library for the first time in 5 and a half years for this. YOU BETTER APPRECIATE — yeah, okay."
— Chuggaaconroy, in Episode 1 of Ōkami (starts at about 15:25).

— Chuggaaconroy, explaining what was bugging him about Electrode in Part 29 of Pokémon FireRed

"YOU'RE NOT REALLY A REDHEAD! You had work done on your sprite!"
— Chuggaaconroy fighting off against Jasmine and finding out that she's not a redhead.

"Wait a minute! Hold on. Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and there wasn't even a jury? This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's trial!"
— Chuggaaconroy on Mario's trial at the beginning of Super Mario Sunshine

— Chuggaaconroy, whenever something goes awry.

(reading the Champ in making's words) "Yo, challenger! Bugsy's young but his knowledge of—" (gasps and zooms in on the word 'his')—BUGSY'S A BOY?!
— Chuggaaconroy finding out that Bugsy is male.

"There is a Pokémon that I want to get in this area, so let's look around for it for a second and-" [Wild Pokémon encounter] "-alright, maybe this is it now. Yes, this is it, and... OH MY GOD!"
— Encountering a shiny Koffing in Pokémon Crystal.


"Where did Miyamoto graduate college? Wii U! ...nah, that's not gonna work."
— Chuggaaconroy to Guru-Guru.

*Looks at the moon* "Hey buddy how's it going?" *Looks away* "...You know what?" *Looks back* "What are you up to this fine night? Looking to destroy the world, you read any good books? *pause* Ah, I see, you read the chapter in the bible on the apocalypse. Ah. Okay. *pause* ...I'm just trying to make good conversation until it's 2AM okay, c'mon, there's no one else around to talk to!"
— Chuggaaconroy chats up the moon in Majora's Mask.

*fighting Wart* "Guess that makes him a BURGONING SPIDER-WART! HA-HA, YES! Wouldn't be me if I didn't make bad jokes! YA-HA HA HA HA HA! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY BAD JOKES! NO MAN, WOMAN, CHILD - OR BUBBLE! HA HA HA HA HA HA! ...Oh, god. Had to get that outta my system. Woo!"

— The first Funny Moment of Pokémon Emerald.

The Stinger to episode 2 of Pokémon Emerald.

"Typically, Ladies have a lot of money, though, so beat them up... THAT SOUNDED AMAZING. WOW."

" 'Or, will you follow us back to our hideout in Lilycove City?' WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHERE TO FIND YOU?! Your grunts told me what you were doing and where you would be and you told me where you were taking what you were stealing and where I could confront you, and even asked me if I would. What is wrong with you?! Maxie might have the stupidest voice, but at least he's not that stupid!"
— In response to Team Aqua collectively holding the Idiot Ball.

"Okay, so last video: There's something I wanted to address because I was called out on two things by you, the viewers. First thing is entirely my fault. I typed up Beautifly's name as "Beautiful." I make mistakes, I deserved to be called out on it. Thank you for pointing that out. Second though, I really need to address. [Talking very fast] It was when I said that Wurmple evolves at random. I received hundreds upon hundreds of comments trying to educate me that it depends on gender, time of day, or some other not-random factor. I am here to disprove this because it is not dependent on gender but on personality value. Gender is only one of four integers that make up a Pokémon's personality value. This is a 32-bit value between 0 and 4,294,967,295, represented in binary, that was introduced in Generation III, one generation after gender was implemented for Pokémon other than Nidoran. Breaking down how this works, Wurmple's evolution depends on the last two bytes of this integer, only one of which decides the Pokémon's gender. It is determined by taking these numbers combined between the two bytes of memory, dividing them by 10, and seeing if the remainder is more or less than 5. If the remainder is less than 5, you get a Silcoon. If it is equal to or greater than 5, you get a Cascoon. There's many player's guides floating around out there that have this detail wrong, so I can understand why you would think otherwise. But if you're gonna try to correct me, please get your facts straight before you do, otherwise, I CAN AND WILL NERD OUT ON YOU. But, what do I know? I can't even spell "Beautifly" right!"
— Chuggaaconroy nerding out on you regarding Wurmple.

— Chuggaaconroy screaming at ProtonJon over having to wear Princess Peach's dress.

"Should we do Daisy on hard?"
— Chuggaaconroy during The Runaway Guys Stream on Jons Twitch channel.

"This world is something truly worth saving. This world has no need for gods."
— Chuggaaconroy in Xenoblade Chronicles Episode 100 during the final battle with Zanza.