Quotes / Big Eater

Luffy: Phew! Got it out.
Zoro: You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.
Nami: I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.

Homer: Oh, I like food alright... [singing to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...
Editor: I get the picture.
Homer: [continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
The Simpsons, "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"

"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?"
Susan, El Goonish Shive

The Flash: Besides, (holding up several dozen hotdogs) it's just a little snack.

"Having a good meal after practicing is an essential part of training. You should apply everything you've learned to eating as well as fighting."
Ryu, Street Fighter #13 (UDON comic)

"Sorry, pal. I'm a pretty picky eater. I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef..."
Rufus, Super Street Fighter IV (win quote against El Fuerte)

"You're going to get so fat. Sure, maybe you can get away with it now, but once you hit thirty and your metabolism slows down, you're gonna balloon out. At least, if there's any justice in this world."
Chiaki Shinoda, Darker Than Black

Bart: Being depressed makes me hungry. You want a sandwich, Ray?
Ray: Nah, I try to eat light.
Young Justice #49

"I'll take everything from here to here!"
Lina Inverse, Slayers, ordering from an Inn's menu.

Announcer#1: This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!
Announcer#2: How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!
Announcer#2: We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.

A man's stomach has no limit! Keep 'em on coming!

You know, you're a real couch potato: you're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.
Escargo(o)n, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Cluckin' Bell Employee: Can I take your order, please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man!
CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9... fat boy!
Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.
Sweet: Uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
[everyone else in the car stares at Big Smoke incredulously]

"I took you inside, fed you, bathed you, tried to get pants on you, and fed you again...and again...and again."
Mr. Ping [about Po], Kung Fu Panda 2

Goku: When's our lunch?
Fight Promoter: Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way!
Goku: I will eat!

"Four-cheese ravioli, Chef Boyardee Ravioli in ravioli, trifecta-liqour-meat sauce, cheesy-meat jolly balls and four of the hungriest mother(caw)s that ever ate on the internet!"
Harley Morenstein, Masta Pasta episode of Epic Meal Time

Sylvia Fine: Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?
Niles: No.
Sylvia: Could I?

I've been down here for days with nothing to eat but cave mushrooms, puddle water and an entire dragon.
Fat Cobra, Wolverine #17

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Wallace: The day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
Veronica Mars, "Normal Is The Watchword"

Giggle pixie Elizabeth Banks said that no one loves cake more than Jennifer Lawrence, which would seem like a really shitty, passive-aggressive jab if not for two indisputable facts: Elizabeth Banks is delightful and JLaw totally stole the first piece of Banks's birthday cake like some sort of birthday tax assessor. JLaw is the Sheriff of Nottingham of birthdays.
Doug Barry, Jezebel

Zeke: [Finds the others in the restaurant, takes a seat] Lo, again. I miss anythingggggg... [The question dies away when he notices Starlight's gigantic pile of food] ...Magic burns a lot of carbs, I take it?
Michael: [...and then Michael returns with a couple bacon cheeseburger meals after paying for them. He breaks off a part of the bun and gives it to Dulcina] Pretty much.
Risky: That which is apparent.
Starlight: Yeah. I generally do 5 meals a day. [does an Aside Glance.]

Aragorn (still going by Strider): Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pippin: We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
*Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks off*
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

Deandra: Jenna! How much longer until I go on [to the stage to sing]?! Jesus, I haven't eaten yet and Pizza Street closes at 1:00!
Jenna: Uh, Deandra, you've been eating food in the greenroom all night.
Deandra: (Ahem) That wasn't eating, that was snacking! I don't consider anything a meal unless it includes the words "All You Can Eat", "Bottomless", or "Endless".

These snacks are for everybody! Not just lunch for Deandra, DEANDRA!

Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda. Just meat.
Cyborg: Okay, then make it a cup of meat juice.
Teen Titans, "Employee Of The Month"

"P’Li pushes aside another empty plate and puts it on the stack. The truckers on the other side of the restaurant are eating fruit tarts and staring open mouthed as she packs away a party platter single handed."

Ace: How did you eat a whole week's supply of food in one afternoon?
Bon Bon: Easy, I... I was hungry.
My Little Pony Tales, "Birds of a Feather"

Teana once told Cinque that during the Ixpellia case, Teana stayed over at Subaru's place and was surprised that Subaru ordered CRATES of food from catering services. Not boxes, CRATES.

Avatar: Ah, Effie. Holding a feast, are you? Who else is invited?
Effie: Oh, hello, Avatar. No, why do you ask?
Avatar: Um...because you have enough food for twelve people laid out here.
Effie: Twelve people? Goodness, no. This is simply my lunch—nothing more.

Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.

"In Europe, we eat a lot, we drink a little wine, we have expresso (sic), we go back to hotel, take big shit, then we go play."
Steve Kerr on NBA Open Court, quoting Toni Kukoc about his huge pregame meal

"Hmm... Zelda, today I want salami, falafel, pizza, bacon, curry, porridge, vegetables, olives, potatoes, chips, corn, Tic Tacs, muffins, bananas, fish, turkey, chicken, cake, and Wheat Thins for dinner."

But then, in panel three, we abruptly shift gears, and realize those emails are about something else we know about Dagwood: that he is a limitless appetite, a nightmarish spatial anomaly who can take any amount of foodstuff down his infinite gullet. Just imagine Lou at the diner, the sloshing sea of subpar chili reaching his chin. “Who usually ate all this,” he asks, baffled. “Where is it coming from? Where does it usually go?” He can hardly breathe from the smell. “Where’s Dagwood? Why didn’t Dagwood tell us he was leaving? Why didn’t we make plans?

Well, I reckon we'll wake up early and eat...and then we'll dig for oil and eat...then we'll rope some dogies, bust a few broncs, and then maybe we'll grab a bite to eat.