23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
Luffy: Phew! Got it out.
Zoro: You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.
Nami: I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.
Homer: Oh, I like food alright... [breaks into song] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...
Editor: I get the picture.
Homer: [continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
— The Simpsons, "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"
"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?"
— Susan, El Goonish Shive
"Having a good meal after practicing is an essential part of training. You should apply everything you've learned to eating as well as fighting."
— Ryu, Street Fighter #13 (UDON comic)
"Sorry, pal. I'm a pretty picky eater. I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef..."
"You're going to get so fat. Sure, maybe you can get away with it now, but once you hit thirty and your metabolism slows down, you're gonna balloon out. At least, if there's any justice in this world."
— Chiaki Shinoda, Darker Than Black
Ray: (in response to seeing Impulse wolf down a sandwich with practically every standard topping you can think of stuffed in between)◊ Geez, Louise, Bart! What did you do, inhale it?
Bart: Being depressed makes me hungry. You want a sandwich, Ray?
Ray: Nah, I try to eat light.
— Young Justice #49
"I'll take everything from here to here!"
— Lina Inverse, Slayers, ordering from an Inn's menu.
Announcer#1: This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!
Announcer#2: How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!
Announcer#2: We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.
A man's stomach has no limit! Keep 'em on coming!
You know, you're a real couch potato, you're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.
— Escargo(o)n, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7.... two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
— Big Smoke, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"I took you inside, fed you, bathed you, tried to get pants on you, and fed you again...and again...and again."
— Mr. Ping [about Po], Kung Fu Panda 2
Goku: When's our lunch?
Fight Promoter: Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way!
Goku: I will eat!
"Four-cheese ravioli, Chef Boyardee Ravioli in ravioli, trifecta-liqour-meat sauce, cheesy-meat jolly balls and four of the hungriest mother(caw)s that ever ate on the internet!"
— Harley Morenstein, Masta Pasta episode of Epic Meal Time
"Who gives a damn about galaxies?! Our stomachs... are way bigger!"
— Jorgun and Balinbow Bakusa, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Sylvia Fine: Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?
Sylvia: Could I?
I've been down here for days with nothing to eat but cave mushrooms, puddle water and an entire dragon.
— Fat Cobra, Wolverine #17
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Wallace: The day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
— Veronica Mars, "Normal Is The Watchword"
Giggle pixie Elizabeth Banks said that no one loves cake more than Jennifer Lawrence, which would seem like a really shitty, passive-aggressive jab if not for two indisputable facts: Elizabeth Banks is delightful and JLaw totally stole the first piece of Banks's birthday cake like some sort of birthday tax assessor. JLaw is the Sheriff of Nottingham of birthdays.
Zeke: [Finds the others in the restaurant, takes a seat] Lo, again. I miss anythingggggg... [The question dies away when he notices Starlight's gigantic pile of food] ...Magic burns a lot of carbs, I take it?
Michael: [...and then Michael returns with a couple bacon cheeseburger meals after paying for them. He breaks off a part of the bun and gives it to Dulcina] Pretty much.
Risky: That which is apparent.
Starlight: Yeah. I generally do 5 meals a day. [does an Aside Glance.]
Aragorn (still going by Strider): Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pippin: We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
*Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks off*
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
— The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring,