Note: This page discusses the modern incarnation of Israel. For ancient Israel, see The Bible and Useful Notes on the Ancient Near East.
The undisputed world champion in geopolitical buzz per square kilometer of dirt (now that the Cold war is over at least).
Israel is a Middle Eastern country whose population consists primarily of Jews and secondarily of native Arabs who are descendants of the families that remained after the 1948 Nakba (the Catastrophe in Arabic), although other ethnic communities are also present.
In terms of the modern Jewish history in the area, there has been a tiny Jewish presence in the area that is modern-day Israel since Biblical times. However in the mid 19th century, after centuries of antisemetic persecution and pogroms throughout Europe (but particularly the Russian Empire) a Jewish movement steadily evolved, with the aim of ensuring the Jewish people would have a homeland where they could be protected from the antisemtic violence and discrimination.
This idea of finally solving "the Jewish question" was met with significant support by politicians and intellectuals in the more "liberal" (relatively speaking) western nations such as Britain, where both members of the aristocracy and government officials (including future British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, who himself was of Jewish descent) spoke in support of the idea, and aided in the early planning of a possible mass migration of Jews to Palestine, which was then under the ownership of the Ottoman Empire, and thus a slow trickle of Jewish immigration to Palestine began.
In 1897, the early cause for providing the Jews with a homeland coalesced into the Zionist Movement, led by the World Zionist Council which had been founded by Jewish intellectuals Theodor Herzl and Nathan Birnbaum, partly in response to the infamous
Dreyfus Affair
, with the official aim of peacefully settling Palestine with Jewish refugees (though there was briefly considered a possible settlement in Uganda weirdly enough) as well as to keep the Jewish traditions, culture, and language alive (the language, Hebrew, was dead as a language of every day speech, and was revitalized with the founding of the Zionist state). However, as they were unable to get the permission of the Ottoman empire to do this on a large scale, they were initially able to only continue and support the small scale immigration.
However, the situation in Europe would only get worse, with the aforementioned Dreyfus affair being eclipsed by Russia's brutal new government sponsored pogroms in 1903, during which the Russian secret police created the infamous
Protocols of the Elders of Zion which seized upon the Zionist movement as "proof" that the Jews were secretly planning to take over the world. A charge that continues to this day in antisemitic circles and nations around the world.
World War 1 changed all of this. By 1918, the Ottoman Turkish empire had lost control of its territory in Palestine to the French (who had a mandate over what is now Syria and Lebanon) and Palestine to the British who took control as mandated by the League of Nations. More importantly was a declaration by the British Foreign Secretary Arthur James Balfour in 1917, known as the
Balfour Declaration
, which promised to allow larger scale Jewish settlement in Palestine.
This was a major breakthrough for the Zionist movement, as not only had a previously hostile ruler of Palestine been removed, but the nation which supplanted it was both Liberal towards the Jews (relatively speaking) and had also promised to let them settle, so long as it was peaceful and that the native Palestinians were respected. All in all it seemed that things were looking pretty good.
Unfortunately things were not that simple.
The past half century of Jewish interest in the area has perturbed many Palestinians, who believed this was the precursor to a full on Jewish takeover of their land. This fear had only been compounded by the growth of the Zionist movement and the threat Arab nationalists perceived this to be to their homeland, families and children. The Zionist plan of colonizing Palesting with large numbers of European Jews in the 1920s caused serious concern amongst the Palestinians. Compounding the problems with Zionist colonization, was a sense of betrayal felt by many Palestinians over the fact the British promised them independence during
WW 1 yet now seemed to be betraying them in favor of the Jews.
In 1920 anti Jewish rioting broke out in Jerusalem, in response to the Jewish immigrants, during which enraged Palestinians attacked Jewish areas in Jerusalem, causing massive devastation to Jewish property and murdering several Jews.
The Haganah
was formed, who would later become the core of the IDF, in repsonse to these riots and the feeling amongst the Jewish community that the British mandate authorities were taking insufficient action to prevent them.
These tensions irritated Britain, which had had plenty of experience of just how hellish religious and political sectarianism could get in Ireland, India, and other Imperial territories, and thus desired any Jewish immigration to be as low key and slow as possible, as to not alienate Muslim allies and partners, nor cause a major civil war related headache in the territory.
Eventually, tensions grew even worse and were exacerbated by economic and social problems, causing a full blown war to break out in the 1936 Arab uprising, Britain crushed the rebellion, though massive distrust and bitterness still festered. The British authorities began to put limits on Jewish immigration.
During the 1930s however, a new threat to the Jews emerged in the form of a new political movement known as Fascism which was sweeping central Europe, with Antisemitism being almost always a key component in this movement, and more significant was the appearance of
a bizarrely mustachioed Austrian Corporal who had come to power in Germany. Due to this increasingly terrifying political reality for Jews in Europe, many of the wealthier ones fled to Palestine.
You can probably guess what happened next.
World war 2 and the Holocaust resulted in the murder of two thirds of the Jews in Europe, and the utter extermination of nearly every Jewish community which had sheltered European Jews for centuries. Now Zionism, once seen as a pointless pipe dream by many European Jews, now seemed to be an utmost necessity to survival.
During the War, Britain had persisted in trying to keep tensions to a minimum by minimizing the influx of Jews to Palestine, especially now that this had become a major ideological issue for many Muslim states, states which, being either current or recent colonies of Allied powers, could easily be persuaded to make common cause with the Axis should they be provoked. However, this then caused active Jewish resistance to British rule, either by way of illegally bringing more Jews into Palestine, or actively attacking British soldiers and officials
(with some like the Lehi having started attacking British soldiers and bases during WW2, even attempting to ally with Hitler to drive the British out). This developed into a rather brutal guerrilla war, with the expected atrocities committed by both Jewish insurgency and British retaliations, further dividing the Jewish immigrants and Britain.
However, by this point Britain's empire was being steadily disassembled, and Arab oil was vital to Britain and its interests, so Britain continued trying to keep some semblance of balance between the Palestinians and the Jews while drawing up plans for British withdrawal and not wanting to get involved in any resulting war. They also made passionate moral arguments (with varying degrees of sincerity) against the mass immigration - surely, they said, if the Jews left Europe, then the anti-semitic argument that they could not co exist with Gentiles was as good as granted? The British were also extremely annoyed by other nations essentially dumping their refugees on the British Empire - President Truman, for instance, issued only 100,000 visas for European Jews, whilst encouraging 300,000 to go to Palestine. This resulted in many Jews escaping Europe to either be interned or even forcibly deported after attempting to illegally enter Palestine. Needless to say, this was a PR nightmare for Britain, and resulted in the UN stepping in to effectively order Britain to partition Palestine into a Jewish state and a Palestinian state, a demand now supported by both the US and the Soviet Union.
Despite extreme reluctance, Britain eventually agreed to the UN's demands, and in 1948 pulled out, only for their fears of a war between the Jewish immigrants the Arab states to be realized almost instantly. The day that Israel declared independence, based on a United Nations plan that was rejected by Palestinians and Arab states, war was declared by seven Arab states. Palestinians were expelled from the areas they lived in in accordance of
Plan Dalet
or ordered to leave by their leaders, depending on who you ask. By 1949 the war had finished in Israel's favor, but with massive tensions with the Arab world, and serious issues regarding the hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refugees still simmering.
800,000–1,000,000 Jews either left willingly, what zionist organizations termed aliyah, or were expelled from their homes in Arab countries
.
Since then, the "Arab-Israeli Conflict" has continued without any significant improvement as all sides got increasingly more radical and aggressive due to the underlying religious and political tensions that had built up since the 1920s. To this day Israel remains at odds with most of its neighbours and the UN, despite the fact that the UN decision gave Israel a significant portion of mandate Palestine that Zionists were not in ownership of (see Plan Dalet). As an interesting aside, technically Israel has only ever successfully made peace with two Arab nations (Jordan and Egypt), and thus is still at war with at least five of them, making the "Arab-Israeli Conflict" one of the longest wars in history, although that's not the usual usage of that term.
Some of the main complaints against Israel lie in its continued occupation of the West Bank and Gaza since 1967, denying right of return to the Palestinian refugees mentioned above, building settlements that are illegal by international law
* in violation of the Fourth Geneva Convention
and a variety of human rights violations on Palestinian civilians.
In short, it's a pretty messy situation all round.
We shall leave it at that.
On less inflammatory aspects; Israel is known for having one of the best education systems in Asia and for a thriving computer and science industry. It is one of the most economically and technologically advanced countries in the Middle East, despite having only been founded relatively recently. What definitely helped is the ton of aid it received and continues to receive from West Europe, especially but not limited to, from Germany, the United States, and others. Compounding this effect is the large influx of intellectuals from foreign nations, particularly those who fled Nazi persecution, the more recent surge of immigrants from former communist states (which, in contrast to Cold War-era propaganda, are very well educated), the studious nature of Jewish culture, and Israel's particular defense needs (the current Israeli high-tech boom was spurred by veterans of
one fighter plane project
).
Israel is a popular tourist destination, especially for Abrahamic religious tourists
* But not Muslims
, as it contains many holy sites.However, most Israeli business is conducted in
Tel Aviv.
Famous Israeli things include the
Desert Eagle and its unique cultural practices, which are partly inherited from Jewish traditions in Europe and the Middle East
* the latter particularly in the area of cuisine—no matter how much the country looks to the West, the Israeli kitchen is very firmly Middle Eastern—to the annoyance of many Arabs
.
Although Israel definitely sits on the Asian continent, it participates in a fair number of European institutions for varying reasons. Israel can participate in the
Eurovision Song Contest because it is within the European Broadcasting Area (along with most of North Africa and some of Central Asia), it participates in the European Football Championship, and it is a member of the Western European and Others group in the
United Nations. This is all partly because Europeans consider it culturally European and partly because the aforementioned tensions with the Arab world making it unlikely to say the least that Israel would be allowed in their equivalent.
Prominent artists:
Useful Notes
- Arab Israeli Conflict
- Israelis With Infrared Missiles (The Israeli Defense Force, the national military of Israel)
- Israeli Political System — Israel has a Westminister-style parliamentary democracy with universal suffrage and—significantly—a party-list direct-proportional system based on that of The Netherlands, with a very low threshold. This explains why their government often seems crazy: coalitions can live or die if as little as 2.5% of the vote swings to one party instead of another.
- The Common Law — Another legacy of the Mandate period, Israel follows the same general legal system as the UK, the US, and the members of The Commonwealth. The exception is personal law (mostly marriage, divorce, and inheritance), where Israel follows the Ottoman tradition of allowing the laws of the person's religion to apply.*
This is a very sore point among secular Israelis, particularly as regards marriage; Israelis trying to marry but running afoul of the religious authorities usually end up going to nearby Cyprus to get married.
** A similar rule applies in the world's largest common-law jurisdiction, India.
It is also one of only three countries in the world (the others are New Zealand and the UK) with an uncodified constitution.
- Law of Return — Anyone with at least one Jewish grandparent (who has not converted away from Judaism) or who has converted to Judaism has the right to immigrate to Israel, be naturalized, and become a full citizen.
- Jerusalem
Israel presents examples of:
- All Jews Are Ashkenazi - Averted, obviously.
- Played somewhat straight in Israeli politics, since as of 2010 there has not been a single non-Ashkenazi Prime Minister. There have been Sephardic and Mizrahi Presidents, but the President of Israel is just a ceremonial figurehead (plus, the most recent Mizrahi President, the Iranian-born Moshe Katsav, got himself chased out of office with accusations of rape, unfortunately for Mizrahim who wished to have nothing to do with him).
- He was later convicted due to very, very strong evidence. He is still proud and claiming he’s innocent.
- Images of Israel tend toward this, too. Also, Mizrakhim tend to be discriminated against.
- Always Chaotic Evil / Always Lawful Good - Try to find any media on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict that don't present one side as Always Chaotic Evil and the other as Always Lawful Good.
- Badass Boast: "We recommend that no Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead." Also arguably the first time that international diplomacy has been conducted via Twitter (this was part of a brief exchange between the official IDF and Hamas Twitter accounts).
- Badass Israeli: Their military is a lot stronger than you might expect for a country of their size.
- Base Breaker: Israel's right to exist is one of the biggest ones in geopolitics.
- Canon Discontinuity- Maps without Israel in them are available in schools the Arab World. A strong contender for most audacious Canon Discontinuity in the history of ever.
- Meanwhile, pro-Israeli writers have been known to refer to the "Jordyptians" *
before the Six Day War, the West Bank was occupied by Jordan and the Gaza Strip by Egypt
rather than the "Palestinians."
- Cultural Posturing — Israelis and Israel supporters love to tout the nation as a bastion of civilization in a "barbaric" Arab region. Opponents see it as a holdout of western Imperialism. And that's all we'll say about that.
- Curb-Stomp Battle — The Six Day War. Take a look at the statistics
. Consider the geography. This evidently should have ended in about six days, but in the other direction.
- Of course, vigilance and modern technology are responsible: in modern war, air power is all-important. Knock out the enemy's air power while it's still on the ground, and...
- Defeat Means Friendship — With Jordan and Egypt. Or at least "Defeat means a begrudging mutual acceptance that it would be best if we just settled whatever it takes for us to stop shooting at each other for the time being".
- Godwin's Law
- Grey and Grey Morality - all over the freakin' place. STRONG Internet Backdraft warning if you ever try to sort this out.
- Have You Seen My God?
- Elephant in the Room: The Arab Israeli Conflict.
- Enemy Mine - Desperate for any support in the face of an ongoing campaign against the Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories, pro-Israel lobbies have resorted to allying themselves with a sect of Christians in America who believe that when all the Jews are in Israel, and the Palestinians are not, Jesus will return and throw all the unbelievers in the lake of fire.
- Hero with Bad Publicity / Villain with Good Publicity - A lot of the buzz surrounding the Arab Israeli Conflict pertains to exactly which of these Israel is, if any or both. News coverage would have you believe that the Israeli government doesn't give two figs what the rest of the world thinks about its behavior, but within the Israeli public and media at least a popular sport is obsessing over exactly this.
- Issue Drift - Every piece of fiction generated in Israel has GOT to be about some ISSUE (difficulties of immigrants, Arab Israeli conflict angst, the spreading of poverty, the spreading of crime, it just goes on and on...). The prime directive seems to be, "something is wrong with this country, and we will now pick at it for maximum pain", and this is what all TV shows are about and what all the books are about, always. There is pretty much no such thing as Israeli-written fantasy or Israeli-written science fiction, or at least not any that has garnered any serious following.
- That’s just the exported stuff, and not even all of that (In Treatment is Israeli, you know, and so are several other television programmes bought by US cable companies).
- Last Words - Folk myth has it that the dying words of Joseph Trumpeldor
, protecting the settlement of Tel-Hai, were "It is good to die for the sake of our land". According to at least one eyewitness, Trumpeldor actually said "who's the idiot that opened the gate". Sadly, the state of modern Israeli education is such that if you asked a teenager who Trumpeldor was they would in all likelihood mention something about a kindly old wizard. (They learn about him in history class and then promptly forget about him and go update their facebook status.)
- No-one actually knows what he really said. Others say it was actually a curse in Russian. Though it does make sense that the myth is true—if it is, Trumpledore’s last words were a reference to Horace’s famous quote ‘Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori’ (it is sweet and worthy to die for one’s homeland).
- Peace Through Superior Firepower
- Properly Paranoid - Spends a ridiculously disproportionate amount of its budget on its military for some odd reason.
- Also, founded in a post-holocaust world. For the first few decades, it was essentially an entire nation suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, fucking up the country's entire psyche in a myriad of interesting and terrifying ways that are still being studied vigorously.
- Spell My Name with an S - There are a few conventions to write Hebrew into English, and there's no preferred method. One may find road signs with different English spellings than what a map will tell you. Fortunately, for the most part, place names (a town, city, moshav, etc.) tend to be consistent.
- The Squadette - Girls, like most any other Jewish 18-year-old in Israel, get a compulsory drafting into the military where they spend a few years hanging around wearing khaki uniform and holding M-16 assault rifles. Though the majority of them probably fill support roles, it should be noted that some 'support roles' in the army are far, far removed from sitting in some air-conditioned office and filing paperwork. And then there are girl-only combat units. Legend has it that in the past they tried having mixed male and female combat units, but whenever the girls would get hurt the guys would drop everything to make sure they are all right to the detriment of whatever it was they were supposed to be doing instead.
- That first try was during the 1948 War of Independence, when desperation was the main motivation to include women. There's a mixed-gender brigade or two that got put together in the last decade or so.
- Western Terrorists - Prior to Israel's foundation (that is, during the British mandate over Israel), La Résistance-esque organizations Etzel and Lehi. Etzel specifically was led by about the nerdiest-looking guy ever
, under whose command British officers were hung and civilian-filled hotels were blown up. He later shut Etzel down to make a political party out of it, became prime minister and signed the Camp David peace treaty with Egypt.
- What an Idiot - Lord Balfour, for promising the land to three different groups, all three of which were either not that powerful, or in the case of France, had their own reasons for fighting the Kaiser.
- What Could Have Been - In 1919, Prince Faisal (leader of the Arab Revolt) and Chaim Weizmann (leader of the British Zionist Organization) made an agreement that would likely have led to the Jews receiving a state with the blessing of the Arabs. Had the agreement not fallen through, it could have aborted the entire Arab Israeli Conflict.
Israel and Israelis in Fiction (Outside the context of the Arab Israeli Conflict)
- Moishe Sharoff, Israeli telecommunications mogul serves as one of the directors of Quantum in the rebooted James Bond series, appearing briefly in the Lake Constance Opera house.
- Legion, the Israeli son of Professor X.
- And Sabra, of the Israel Super Soldiers. (It's implied there are others, but they've never been seen.)
- Ziva David, of NCIS. A Mossad agent who soon transfers to NCIS.
- The Simpsons go to Israel in one episode, though there are very few countries they haven't been to at this point. Notable that Homer was able to get all religions in the holy land to agree on one thing: that they hated him.
The Israeli flag
The white and blue design of the flag was inspired by the
tallit
, a Jewish prayer shawl, specifically the version used by the Ashkenazi Jews from western Europe. At the center is the
Magen David, a six-pointed star and for centuries the symbol of Jews worldwide.