History Quotes / BigEater

-->-- ''[[Franchise/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''

'''Big Smoke:''' I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[TheSimpsonsS4E8NewKidOnTheBlock New Kid on the Block]]"

->''"But then, in panel three, we abruptly shift gears, and realize those emails are about something else we know about Dagwood: that he is a limitless appetite, a nightmarish spatial anomaly who can take any amount of foodstuff down his infinite gullet. Just imagine Lou at the diner, the sloshing sea of subpar chili reaching his chin. 'Who usually ate all this,' he asks, baffled. 'Where is it ''coming'' from? Where does it usually ''go''?' He can hardly breathe from the smell. 'Where’s Dagwood? Why didn’t Dagwood tell us he was leaving? ''Why didn’t we make plans?'''"''
-->-- ''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'' on [[https://joshreads.com/2017/08/monday-is-for-incompetents/ this strip]] from ''ComicStrip/{{Blondie}}''.

->"How can you be hungry?" I asked in disbelief.\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/AceCombat7''

->'''[[TheJeeves Niles]]]:''' Excuse me, Sylvia, did you say you wanted waffles or pancakes?

->'''[[JewishMother Sylvia Fine]]:''' Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?\\
'''[[TheJeeves Niles]]:''' No.\\

-->-- ''Series/TheNanny''

-->-- ''LightNovel/OthersidePicnic''

-->-- '''Lina Inverse''', ''LightNovel/{{Slayers}}'', ordering from an Inn's menu.

-->-- ''Run'', by Eric Walters

-->-- '''King Harkinian''', ''WebAnimation/YoutubePoop - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwsr2eYz-o The King likes food. A lot.]]''

->'''Rover:''' ''(beat)'' (Five pretzels, a dozen Nilla Vanillas, a big hunk of cheese, six vienna sausages... and a bowl of cold beef broth to wash it all down with!)

[[AC:Anime & Manga]]
->'''Luffy:''' Phew! Got it out.\\
'''Zoro:''' You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.\\
'''Nami:''' I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.
-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece''

->''"I'll take everything from here to here!"''
-->-- '''Lina Inverse''', ''LightNovel/{{Slayers}}'', ordering from an Inn's menu.

->'''Announcer #1:''' This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!\\
'''Announcer #2:'''How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!\\
'''Announcer #2:''' We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.
-->-- ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo''

->''"A man's stomach has no limit! Keep 'em on coming!"''
-->-- '''Kamina''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', having just [[BalloonBelly completely stuffed himself]].

->''"You know, you're a real couch potato: you're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes."''
-->-- '''Escargoon''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''

->'''Sorawo''': ''(looking at stacks of empty bowls and platters of food on their restaurant table)'' Kozakura didn't mess around, did she?\\
'''Toriko''': ''(nervously giggles)'' Yeah, she can really pack it away.\\
'''Sorawo''': This is gonna turn out to be the most [[FoodAsBribe expensive]] [[ApologyGift apology]] I've ever made. ''(Toriko picks up her menu)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You're joking]]. How are you not done eating yet?!\\
'''Toriko''': The "Sorry, Kozakura" party's over but the "Sorawo and Toriko make up" party's just getting started.\\
'''Sorawo''': ''(blushes and smiles)'' Well, I like the sound of that.\\
'''Toriko''': Uh, excuse me!\\
'''Waiter''': Be right there!\\
'''Toriko''': [[LongList Let's go with the edamame, some potato salad, some tomato salad, the assorted skewers, some more chicken karage, horse meat tartare, the seaweed and jako fish daikon salad, the seared vinegared mackerel and]]... ''(to Sorawo)'' What about you? Go ahead?\\
'''Sorawo''': Uh... ''(shakes head)''\\
'''Toriko''': Okay! That's all for now!\\
'''Waiter''': Got it. I'll get these empty plates out of your way.\\
'''Toriko''': Thank you!\\
'''Sorawo''': I realize who I'm asking, but do you have a plan to finish all that?
-->-- ''LightNovel/OthersidePicnic''

[[AC:Comic Books]]

->''"I've been down here for days with nothing to eat but cave mushrooms, puddle water and an entire dragon."''
-->-- '''Fat Cobra''','' ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} #17''

->'''Andy:''' Peter can out-eat a hippo.
-->--''{{ComicStrip/Foxtrot}}''

->''"I love breadcrumbs: the perfect between-snack snack."''
-->-- '''Daffy Duck''', ''ComicBook/LooneyTunes''

[[AC:Fan Works]]
->"[[TheBrute P’Li]] pushes aside another empty plate and puts it on the stack. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The truckers on the other side of the restaurant are eating fruit tarts and staring open mouthed]] as she packs away a party platter single handed."
-->-- ''Fanfic/AMillionMilesOfFun''

->'''Luffy:''' ''[flat look at Crocus]'' That's just stupid. [Laboon] could only feed them for three weeks, tops.\\

-->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', a One Piece Fanfic, on feeding one hundred people with a whale whose eye dwarfs entire ships..

->ADDENDUM #6: Feed Star Platinum at your own risk. It's like feeding a koi fish, there's no limit. Before you know it, you've fed him an entire box of donuts and everybody's afternoon snack.

-->-- Chapter 15 of [[Fanfic/StarsEyesOfHeaven Welcome to the SPW Foundation]]

->Tip #284: Don’t stare at Captain Rogers while he eats. He can’t help that his metabolism operates at four times the average speed.
-->-- ''Blog/SurvivalTipsForSHIELDRecruits''

[[AC:Film -- Animated]]
->''"I took you inside, fed you, bathed you, tried to get pants on you, and fed you again...and again...and again."''
-->-- '''Mr. Ping''' [about Po], ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2''

->'''Billy Batson''': Holy moley! Is this all for me, Mr. Kent?\\
'''Clark Kent''': Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I'd better order you three today.

[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
->'''Aragorn ([[IHaveManyNames still going by Strider]]):''' Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.\\
'''Pippin:''' What about breakfast?\\
'''Aragorn:''' You already had it.\\
'''Pippin:''' We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?\\
''[Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks]''\\
'''Merry:''' I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.\\
'''Pippin:''' What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
-->-- ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing''

->''"Well, I reckon we'll wake up early and eat...and then we'll dig for oil and eat...then we'll rope some dogies, bust a few broncs, and then maybe we'll grab a bite to eat."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/DanAykroyd Pa Tex]]''', ''Film/{{North}}''

->''"How could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?"''
-->-- '''Darcy''', ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->''"I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please."''
-->--'''Cream Corn''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''

->''"I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want..."''
-->--'''Spalding Smails''', ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''

->'''Cassandra''': Do you think we'll be waiting long for others to come? I'm hungry.\\
'''Irene''': Such an appetite for such a slight thing.\\
'''Cassandra''': I'm a growing girl.

[[AC:Literature]]
->"What do you call when a girl doesn't wanna eat?"
->My dad roars. "What girl? Anyone around here?"
->He points to my plate, heaped high with three servings of honey sweet potatoes (my favorite), two hamburgers with melted cheese, whole wheat bread, and green beans. I elbow him.

->[[SevenDeadlySins GLUTTONY]]
->I eat:
-->a.) Between meal snacks.
-->b.) Between between meal snacks.
-->c.) Therefore I am.
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''

->Alex, meanwhile, was busy pulling out an amazing array of food from what had to be the world's largest lunch box. He had two ham and turkey sandwiches, a bag of chips, string cheese, two bananas, a box of crackers, raisins, and a can of soda.
-->-- ''Literature/DeadCity''

->'''James:''' God, I'm full. I ate too much. Why do I always eat too much?
->'''Julia:''' [[VitriolicBestBuds Because you're a greedy pig?]] Because you're tired of being able to see your feet? Because you're trying to make your stomach touch your penis?
-->-- ''Literature/TheMagicians''

->"How can you be hungry?" I asked in disbelief.
->"I really work up an appetite out there on the road."
->An appetite was one thing, but the way he could pack it away was another thing entirely. He'd already eaten two cheeseburgers, a large order of fries, a huge hunk of apple pie topped with ice cream and a gigantic salad, and washed it all down with a chocolate milkshake.
->"In Newfoundland I had a waitress watch me eat and she asked me if I had a hollow leg," Terry said.
->I laughed.
->"I told her it was actually metal and fiberglass."

[[AC:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Wallace:''' The day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.\\
'''Veronica:''' Did you eat one?\\
'''Wallace:''' I ate six.\\
'''Veronica:''' That's my Wallace.
-->-- ''Series/VeronicaMars'', "Normal Is The Watchword"

-->-- ''Series/{{Supergirl 2015}}''

->''Aw, man, I already ate. I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe, a couple slices of pie, maybe an egg cream... and a waffle.''
-->-- '''Detective Norm Scully''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Worzel Gummidge''': "What happened to all those little sausages?!"
->'''Aunt Sally''': "I ate them."
->'''Worzel Gummidge''': "What?! All million of them!?"

->'''Ron''': And I'll have the number eight.\\
'''Waiter''': That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.\\
'''Ron''': I know what I'm about, son.
-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

[[AC:Video Games]]
->''"I'm not full yet! I can still eat! Bring me more food!"''
-->-- '''[[{{Acrofatic}} Goroth the Giant]]''', ''VideoGame/LastCloudia'' (Upon receiving an enhancement.)

->''"Sorry, pal. I'm a pretty picky eater. I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef..."''
-->-- '''[[MotorMouth Rufus]]''', ''Super VideoGame/StreetFighterIV'' (win quote against [[LethalChef El Fuerte]])

->'''Cluckin' Bell Employee:''' Can I take your order, please?\\
'''Big Smoke:''' Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man!\\
'''CJ:''' Hey, I'll take a number 9... fat boy!\\
'''Ryder:''' Gimme a number 9, just like his.\\
'''Sweet:''' Uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.\\
'''Big Smoke:''' I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.\\
''[everyone else in the car stares at Big Smoke incredulously]''
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', "Drive-Thru"

->'''[[HelloInsertNameHere Avatar]]:''' Ah, Effie. Holding a feast, are you? Who else is invited?\\
'''Effie:''' Oh, hello, Avatar. No, why do you ask?\\
'''Avatar:''' Um...because you have enough food for twelve people laid out here.\\
'''Effie:''' Twelve people? Goodness, no. This is simply my lunch--nothing more.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates''

->'''Yosuke:''' H-Hey, uh, Hanako? You... wouldn't happen to have any extra curry left, huh? ''C'mon, give us some! We're begging you! We're starving to death here!''\\
'''Hanako:''' No way. I'm on a diet right now, so this is all that I made. It has to last me.\\
'''Chie:''' All that you made...? It's like a bucketful...
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''

->'''Vyrn''': What the heck! Did you finish all that food by yourself?\\
'''Pecorine''': Yes! It was sooo good!\\
'''Kokkoro''': Oh, this is Pecorine's habitual appetite. Have you not experienced it yet?\\
'''Karyl''': Yup. Nothing she eats surprises me anymore. She's a bottomless pit.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GranblueFantasy''

->'''Firis''': Oh! Then why don't we build a place in town where people can go camping!?\\
'''Nelke''': Hmm.. I have to say, that seems like a lot of work just to go camping. It seems kind of...odd.\\
'''Firis''': That's not true! You get to pitch a tent, start a campfire, barbecue some food, sing some songs, barbecue some more food...! You can't get that kind of experience just staying at an inn!
-->-- ''VideoGame/NelkeAndTheLegendaryAlchemistsAteliersOfTheNewWorld''

-> '''Susie''': You cook everything in a giant witch's pot...?
-> '''Ralsei''': Of course! Cauldron-cooking is very convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!
-> ''[Ralsei conjures a cake from the cauldron, which flies up...then falls down and disappears into Susie's open mouth, [[ExtremeOmnivore candles and all]]]''
-> '''Susie''': Hmm...a little thick on the frosting.
-> '''Ralsei''': ...Th...that was for sharing!
-> '''Susie''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, anyone was free to make an interception.]]

->'''Kevin''': I thought you were joking when you said you were going to buy everything they had left... The girl behind the counter looked like she thought you were a freak of nature.\\
'''Ries''': This is just another example of Aidios' divine providence. It's better that they're bought by someone who intends to consume them than to have the poor things be thrown away.\\
'''Kevin''': Yeah, yeah. You're a real bleeding heart. But THAT much? I hope you're not spending your entire salary on food.\\
'''Ries''': I'll have you know that you have nothing to worry about. There are few people who know how to make better use of sales and special offers than I.

[[AC:Webcomics]]

-->-- '''Lucky, the rabbit waiter''' reading off [[LizardFolk Drip Dry's]] [[LongList menu order]] in ''Drip Dry Feast'' ({{NSFW}})

->'''Murphy''': "Are you going to eat again?"
->'''Rowan''': "What? I'm hungry."
->'''Murphy''': "But you've already had breakfast."
->'''Rowan''': "This is second breakfast... then brunch. Then elevensies, lunch, afternoon milk, dinner, supper..."
->'''Murphy''': "I only eat three meals a day!"
->'''Rowan''': "...And snacks between every nap!"
->'''Murphy''': "No wonder you're so fat."
-->-- ''Webcomic/BoyAndDog''

[[AC:Web Original]]

[[AC:Western Animation]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Brian Sings and Swings"

->'''Homer:''' Oh, I like food alright... ''[singing to the tune of [[Theatre/WestSideStory "I Feel Pretty"]]] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...''\\
'''Editor:''' I get the picture.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"

-> '''Employee:''' That man ate all our shrimp. And two plastic lobsters.\\
'''Captain [=McAllister=]:''' 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "New Kid on the Block."

->'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' Besides, ''(holding up several dozen hotdogs)'' it's just a little snack.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->'''Cyborg:''' Let's see... [[MotorMouth I'll have four number ones, three number twos, five number threes, a side of fries]] and...[[AndADietCoke a diet soda.]]\\
'''Beast Boy:''' Actually, we don't have soda. Just meat.\\
'''Cyborg''': Okay, then make it a cup of [[NauseaFuel meat juice.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'', "Employee Of The Month"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTales'', "Birds of a Feather"

->'''Bear''': I'm stuffed.\\
'''Franklin''': Can Bear and I go exploring, Mom?\\
'''Mrs. Turtle''': Exploring? That sounds like fun. But be careful.\\
'''Franklin''': We will, Mom.\\
'''Bear''': Maybe we'll find some berries for dessert.\\
'''Franklin''': I thought you were full, Bear.\\
'''Bear''': Not the dessert part. It's still empty.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Franklin}}'', "Franklin's Mom"

->'''Heffer''': What's the biggest thing on the menu?\\
'''Sausage Shanty Clerk''': That would be our Knackwurst nightmare platter. 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly in over two miles of intestinal tubing. No one has finished the nightmare platter.\\
'''Heffer''': I'll take two!\\
'''Clerk''': There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.\\
'''Heffer''': Hmmm. How about one and a side of fries?

->''Wakko packs away the snacks.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' intro

->'''Percy:''' ''(he and Becky are watching [[ItMakesSenseInContext Santa Claus being force fed fruitcake pancakes]])'' Woah... I've never seen anyone eat so many fruitcake pancakes!
->'''Becky:''' It's amazing! Now it's gross... Now it's amazing again! And now it's just sad.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBagelAndBeckyShow'', "The 12 Quadrillion Days of Christmas"

->''"One for Winston, two for me. One for Peter, and three for me."''
-->-- '''Slimer''' serving pancakes, ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Three Men and an Egon"

->'''Spongebob''': Barnacles, Patrick! What did you eat?\\
'''Patrick''': Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...\\
'''Spongebob''': No, I mean just this morning.\\
'''Patrick''': ...some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

[[AC:Other]]

-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

->''"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me [[NotHyperbole all the bacon and eggs you have]]". Do you understand?"''