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2[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
3->''"You're going to get ''so'' fat. Sure, maybe you can get away with it now, but once you hit thirty and your metabolism slows down, you're gonna balloon out. At least, if there's any ''justice'' in this world."''
4-->-- '''Chiaki Shinoda''', ''Anime/DarkerThanBlack''
5
6->'''Goku:''' When's our lunch?\
7'''Fight Promoter:''' Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way!\
8'''Goku:''' ''I will eat!''
9-->-- ''Manga/DragonBall''
10
11->''"But Mom says if I don't clean up afterwards, I can't have any snacks! And that's a {{fate worse than death}}!"''
12-->-- '''Cure Marine''', ''Anime/HeartcatchPrettyCure''
13
14->''"You know, you're a real couch potato: you're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes."''
15-->-- '''Escargoon''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''
16
17->'''Luffy:''' Phew! Got it out.\
18'''Zoro:''' You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.\
19'''Nami:''' I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.
20-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece''
21
22->'''Sorawo:''' ''(looking at stacks of empty bowls and platters of food on their restaurant table)'' Kozakura didn't mess around, did she?\
23'''Toriko:''' ''(nervously giggles)'' Yeah, she can really pack it away.\
24'''Sorawo:''' This is gonna turn out to be the most [[FoodAsBribe expensive]] [[ApologyGift apology]] I've ever made. ''(Toriko picks up her menu)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You're joking]]. How are you not done eating yet?!\
25'''Toriko:''' The "Sorry, Kozakura" party's over but the "Sorawo and Toriko make up" party's just getting started.\
26'''Sorawo:''' ''(blushes and smiles)'' Well, I like the sound of that.\
27'''Toriko:''' Uh, excuse me!\
28'''Waiter:''' Be right there!\
29'''Toriko:''' [[LongList Let's go with the edamame, some potato salad, some tomato salad, the assorted skewers, some more chicken karage, horse meat tartare, the seaweed and jako fish daikon salad, the seared vinegared mackerel and]]... ''(to Sorawo)'' What about you? Go ahead?\
30'''Sorawo:''' Uh... ''(shakes head)''\
31'''Toriko:''' Okay! That's all for now!\
32'''Waiter:''' Got it. I'll get these empty plates out of your way.\
33'''Toriko:''' Thank you!\
34'''Sorawo:''' I realize who I'm asking, but do you have a plan to finish all that?
35-->-- ''Literature/OthersidePicnic''
36
37->'''Announcer #1:''' This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!\
38'''Announcer #2:'''How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!\
39'''Announcer #2:''' We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.
40-->-- ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo''
41
42->''"I'll take everything from here to here!"''
43-->-- '''Lina Inverse''', ''Literature/{{Slayers}}'', ordering from an Inn's menu.
44
45->''"A man's stomach has no limit! Keep 'em on coming!"''
46-->-- '''Kamina''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', having just [[BalloonBelly completely stuffed himself]].
47
48->''"[[BadassBoast Who gives a damn about galaxies?! Our stomachs... are way bigger!]]"''
49-->-- '''Jorgun and Balinbow Bakusa''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
50[[/folder]]
51
52[[folder:Comic Books]]
53->'''Andy:''' Peter can out-eat a hippo.
54-->--''{{ComicStrip/Foxtrot}}''
55
56->''"I love breadcrumbs: the perfect between-snack snack."''
57-->-- '''Daffy Duck''', ''ComicBook/LooneyTunes''
58
59->''"Having a good meal after practicing is an essential part of training. You should apply everything you've learned to eating as well as fighting."''
60-->-- '''Ryu''', ''ComicBook/StreetFighter'' #13 (UDON comic)
61
62->''"I've been down here for days with nothing to eat but cave mushrooms, puddle water and an entire dragon."''
63-->-- '''Fat Cobra''','' ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} #17''
64
65->'''Ray:''' ''[[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/File:YJ_v1_49_-_comfort_eating.png (in response to seeing Impulse wolf down a sandwich with practically every standard topping you can think of stuffed in between)]]'' Geez, Louise, Bart! What did you do, inhale it?\
66'''Bart:''' Being depressed makes me hungry. You want a sandwich, Ray?\
67'''Ray:''' Nah, I try to eat light.
68-->-- ''ComicBook/YoungJustice'' #49
69[[/folder]]
70
71[[folder:Comic Strips]]
72->'''Red:''' Rover, how much would you charge [[ADogAteMyHomework to eat my homework?]]
73->'''Rover:''' ''(beat)'' (Five pretzels, a dozen Nilla Vanillas, a big hunk of cheese, six Vienna sausages... and a bowl of cold beef broth to wash it all down with!)
74-->-- ''ComicStrip/RedAndRover''
75[[/folder]]
76
77[[folder:Fan Works]]
78->"Teana once told Cinque that [[AudioPlay/StrikersSoundStageX during the Ixpellia case]], Teana stayed over at Subaru's place and was surprised that Subaru ordered CRATES of food from catering services. Not boxes, CRATES."
79-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6019343/1/5ive 5ive]]''
80
81->'''Shirou:''' So, you want us to just hang out and lure [Caster] out?\
82'''Rin:''' Just act totally natural. That means ''[[ChronicHeroSyndrome you]]'' just throw yourself at every problem you see in front of you and stare wistfully off into the sky, and Baeber-\
83'''Saber:''' Eat every sandwich within a 100-foot radius. [...] If we run out of sandwiches, should I start acquiring the sandwiches of other people in the park? I'm not normally a thief, but if it's for the cause of sandwiches, I'm in for a pound.
84-->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''
85
86->"[[TheBrute P’Li]] pushes aside another empty plate and puts it on the stack. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The truckers on the other side of the restaurant are eating fruit tarts and staring open mouthed]] as she packs away a party platter single handed."
87-->-- ''Fanfic/AMillionMilesOfFun''
88
89->Tip #284: Don’t stare at Captain Rogers while he eats. He can’t help that his metabolism operates at four times the average speed.
90-->-- ''Blog/SurvivalTipsForSHIELDRecruits''
91
92->'''[[Manga/OnePiece Luffy]]:''' ''[flat look at Crocus]'' That's just stupid. [Laboon] could only feed them for three weeks, tops.\
93'''Cross:''' ''[flat look at Luffy]'' Your answer terrifies me beyond all belief for ''so'' many reasons.
94-->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', on feeding one hundred people with a whale whose eye dwarfs entire ships..
95
96->ADDENDUM #6: Feed [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Star Platinum]] at your own risk. It's like feeding a koi fish, there's no limit. Before you know it, you've fed him an entire box of donuts and everybody's afternoon snack.
97->ADDENDUM #6-a: Don't challenge Star Platinum to an eating contest. You will lose and Doctor Kujo will find out what you did.
98->ADDENDUM #6-b: Star Platinum will not eat your Stand. But he could.
99-->-- ''[[Fanfic/StarsEyesOfHeaven Welcome to the SPW Foundation]]'', Chapter 15
100
101->'''Krillin:''' ''(after Ginyu's [[FreakyFridayFlip body-swap]] with Goku is reversed)'' Wait, Goku… what is your favorite food?\
102'''Goku:''' [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay …Favorite?]]\
103'''Krillin:''' He's him again!
104-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
105
106->'''Count Charon:''' Professor… Eisner, was it? Why do you keep raising your hand?\
107'''Byleth:''' This is what my students do when they have something to say.\
108'''Count Charon:''' Well, then, what do you have to say this time?\
109'''Byleth:''' ''(holding out her empty dinner plate)'' I’d like a fourth helping, please.
110-->-- ''Fanfic/AnEagleAmongLions''
111
112[[/folder]]
113
114[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
115->''"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large,\
116And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"''
117-->-- '''Gaston''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
118
119->''"I took you inside, fed you, bathed you, tried to get pants on you, and fed you again...and again...and again."''
120-->-- '''Mr. Ping''' [about Po], ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2''
121
122->'''Billy Batson:''' Holy moley! Is this all for me, Mr. Kent?\
123'''Clark Kent:''' Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I'd better order you three today.
124-->--''WesternAnimation/SupermanShazamTheReturnOfBlackAdam''
125
126->''"Eat and eat, then repeat."''
127-->-- '''Edward "Winnie-the-Pooh" Bear''', ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011''
128[[/folder]]
129
130[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
131->''"I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please."''
132-->--'''Cream Corn''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''
133
134->'''Jake:''' Got any fried chicken?\
135'''Mrs. Murphy:''' Best damn chicken in the state.\
136'''Jake:''' Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.\
137'''Mrs. Murphy:''' You want chicken wings or chicken legs?\
138'''Jake:''' Four fried chickens and a Coke.\
139'''Elwood:''' And some dry white toast please.\
140'''Mrs. Murphy:''' Y'all want anything to drink with that?\
141'''Elwood:''' No ma'am.\
142'''Jake:''' A Coke.
143-->-- ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''
144
145->''"I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want..."''
146-->--'''Spalding Smails''', ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''
147
148->''"My heart is just fine as long as my stomach is not empty."''
149-->--'''Ethel Janowski''', ''Film/CriminallyInsane''
150
151->'''Cassandra:''' Do you think we'll be waiting long for others to come? I'm hungry.\
152'''Irene:''' Such an appetite for such a slight thing.\
153'''Cassandra:''' I'm a growing girl.
154-->--''Film/FleshForTheBeast''
155
156->'''Aragorn ([[IHaveManyNames still going by Strider]]):''' Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.\
157'''Pippin:''' What about breakfast?\
158'''Aragorn:''' You already had it.\
159'''Pippin:''' We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?\
160''[Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks]''\
161'''Merry:''' I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.\
162'''Pippin:''' What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
163-->-- ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing''
164
165->''"Well, I reckon we'll wake up early and eat...and then we'll dig for oil and eat...then we'll rope some dogies, bust a few broncs, and then maybe we'll grab a bite to eat."''
166-->-- '''[[Creator/DanAykroyd Pa Tex]]''', ''Film/{{North}}''
167
168->''"How could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?"''
169-->-- '''Darcy''', ''Film/{{Thor}}''
170[[/folder]]
171
172[[folder:Literature]]
173->[[SevenDeadlySins GLUTTONY]]\
174I eat:
175-->a.) Between meal snacks.\
176b.) Between between meal snacks.\
177c.) Therefore I am.
178-->-- ''Literature/BartSimpsonsGuideToLife''
179
180->Alex, meanwhile, was busy pulling out an amazing array of food from what had to be the world's largest lunch box. He had two ham and turkey sandwiches, a bag of chips, string cheese, two bananas, a box of crackers, raisins, and a can of soda.
181-->-- ''Literature/DeadCity''
182
183->"What do you call when a girl doesn't wanna eat?"\
184My dad roars. "What girl? Anyone around here?"\
185He points to my plate, heaped high with three servings of honey sweet potatoes (my favorite), two hamburgers with melted cheese, whole wheat bread, and green beans. I elbow him.
186-->-- '''Destiny''', ''Literature/FourKidsInFiveEAndOneCrazyYear''
187
188->'''James:''' God, I'm full. I ate too much. Why do I always eat too much?\
189'''Julia:''' [[VitriolicBestBuds Because you're a greedy pig?]] Because you're tired of being able to see your feet? Because you're trying to make your stomach touch your penis?
190-->-- ''Literature/TheMagicians''
191
192->"'E's a terrible man," moans the host. "The seven plagues of Egypt all rolled into one. There ain't an officers mess in the entire Brandenburg military zone as don't live in fear of a visit from 'im. They do say as he was at a dinner with the Reichsmarschall an' before the guests were finished with their hors d'oeuvres 'e'd eat everythin' laid out on the table includin' the bloody flower decorations. Another time 'e ruined Herr Goring's electric train by loadin' it up with diced pork. There was three cooks standin' at the other end of the track choppin' up suckin' pigs as'd been roasted on a spit into little bits and loadin' up. When the train passed 'im 'e'd empty the wagons. By the time 'e'd finished the train was that greased up it took the Reichsmarschall an' all 'is train specialists three weeks to get it runnin' proper again. They do say as 'e was the indirect cause the Luftwaffe didn't win the Battle of Britain."
193-->-- ''O.G.P.U. Prison'', by Creator/SvenHassel
194
195->"You going to finish those?" Terry asked, pointing to the last of the fries on my plate.\
196"No, I don't think--" He reached over and grabbed my plate. "--I'm going to finish them."\
197"Thanks," he mumbled, and stuffed a couple of the fries into his mouth. "I'm still hungry."\
198"How can you be hungry?" I asked in disbelief.\
199"I really work up an appetite out there on the road."\
200An appetite was one thing, but the way he could pack it away was another thing entirely. He'd already eaten two cheeseburgers, a large order of fries, a huge hunk of apple pie topped with ice cream and a gigantic salad, and washed it all down with a chocolate milkshake.\
201"In Newfoundland I had a waitress watch me eat and she asked me if I had a hollow leg," Terry said.\
202I laughed.\
203"I told her it was actually metal and fiberglass."
204-->-- ''Run'', by Creator/EricWalters
205[[/folder]]
206
207[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
208->''Aw, man, I already ate. I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe, a couple slices of pie, maybe an egg cream... and a waffle.''
209-->-- '''Detective Norm Scully''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
210
211->''"I'm a Tribbiani! This is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders; we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit, we can eat!"''
212-->-- '''Joey Tribbiani''', ''Series/{{Friends}}''
213
214->'''[[TheJeeves Niles]]:''' Excuse me, Sylvia, did you say you wanted waffles or pancakes?
215->'''[[JewishMother Sylvia Fine]]:''' ''And''. I said "''and''".
216-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Kissing Cousins"
217
218->'''Sylvia:''' Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?\
219'''Niles:''' No.\
220'''Sylvia:''' Could I?
221-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "The Honeymoon's Overboard"
222
223->'''Koby:''' We already have our food.\
224'''Luffy:''' No, more is better. More is better.
225-->-- ''Series/OnePiece2023''
226
227->'''Shanks:''' Thank you all for your hospitality and the food and the drink. We'll savor it as long as we can. And with Lucky Roux, that should be about three hours.\
228'''Roux:''' If you're lucky!
229-->-- ''Series/OnePiece2023''
230
231->''"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me [[NotHyperbole ALL the bacon and eggs you HAVE]].' Do you understand?"''
232-->-- '''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
233
234->'''Ron:''' And I'll have the number eight.\
235'''Waiter:''' That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.\
236'''Ron:''' I know what I'm about, son.
237-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
238
239->'''Kara:''' Pass me that last potsticker.\
240'''Alex:''' Uh, no. That one is mine. You've had four!\
241'''Kara:''' If that potsticker is not in my mouth in two seconds, I will melt your face.\
242'''Alex:''' ''[handing her the last potsticker]'' I hope you get fat.\
243'''Kara:''' ''[chuckling]'' Not on this planet.
244-->-- ''Series/Supergirl2015''
245
246->'''Wallace:''' The day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.\
247'''Veronica:''' Did you eat one?\
248'''Wallace:''' I ate six.\
249'''Veronica:''' That's my Wallace.
250-->-- ''Series/VeronicaMars'', "Normal Is The Watchword"
251
252->'''Worzel Gummidge:''' "What happened to all those little sausages?!"\
253'''Aunt Sally:''' "I ate them."\
254'''Worzel Gummidge:''' "What?! All million of them!?"
255-->-- ''Series/WorzelGummidge'', "Very Good Worzel"
256[[/folder]]
257
258[[folder:Video Games]]
259->'''[[MissionControl AWACS Long Caster]]:''' Sorry, but I'm gonna eat while I work. My judgement goes fuzzy when I'm too hungry.\
260'''Count:''' How can you talk about food?
261-->-- ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown''
262
263->'''Susie:''' You cook everything in a giant witch's pot...?\
264'''Ralsei:''' Of course! Cauldron-cooking is very convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!\
265''[Ralsei conjures a cake from the cauldron, which flies up...then falls down and disappears into Susie's open mouth, [[ExtremeOmnivore candles and all]]]''\
266'''Susie:''' Hmm...a little thick on the frosting.\
267'''Ralsei:''' ...Th...that was for sharing!\
268'''Susie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, anyone was free to make an interception.]]
269-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Chapter 2''
270
271->'''[[HelloInsertNameHere Avatar]]:''' Ah, Effie. Holding a feast, are you? Who else is invited?\
272'''Effie:''' Oh, hello, Avatar. No, why do you ask?\
273'''Avatar:''' Um...because you have enough food for twelve people laid out here.\
274'''Effie:''' Twelve people? Goodness, no. This is simply my lunch--nothing more.
275-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates''
276
277-> ''"For the last time, Caspar, food is for eating and not inhaling. Um, hello? Are you listening to me?"''
278-->-- '''Linhardt''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes''
279
280->'''Alear:''' Wow. That seems like a lot of meat for the two of us.\
281'''Timerra:''' Oh, no. This one's for me. I was gonna do yours next.\
282'''Alear:''' What?! How do you eat that much?!\
283'''Timerra:''' Oh, you know. Open my mouth, bite, chew. I won't bore you with all the details.
284-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage''
285
286->'''Hanna:''' Hmm? The cheese that was in the messroom is gone.\
287'''Wappa:''' Boron ate it all! He didn't sneak a nibble, he took everything!
288-->-- ''[[VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel Fuga: Comedies of Steel]]'', "Secret Nibblers Club - 3"
289
290->'''Vyrn:''' What the heck! Did you finish all that food by yourself?\
291'''Pecorine:''' Yes! It was sooo good!\
292'''Kokkoro:''' Oh, this is Pecorine's habitual appetite. Have you not experienced it yet?\
293'''Karyl:''' Yup. Nothing she eats surprises me anymore. She's a bottomless pit.
294-->-- ''VideoGame/GranblueFantasy''
295
296->'''Cluckin' Bell Employee:''' Can I take your order, please?\
297'''Big Smoke:''' Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man!\
298'''CJ:''' Hey, I'll take a number 9... fat boy!\
299'''Ryder:''' Gimme a number 9, just like his.\
300'''Sweet:''' Uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.\
301'''Big Smoke:''' [[MemeticMutation I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.]]\
302''[everyone else in the car stares at Big Smoke incredulously]''
303-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', "Drive-Thru"
304
305->''"I'm not full yet! I can still eat! Bring me more food!"''
306-->-- '''[[{{Acrofatic}} Goroth the Giant]]''', ''VideoGame/LastCloudia'' (Upon receiving an enhancement.)
307
308->'''Kevin:''' I thought you were joking when you said you were going to buy everything they had left... The girl behind the counter looked like she thought you were a freak of nature.\
309'''Ries:''' This is just another example of Aidios' divine providence. It's better that they're bought by someone who intends to consume them than to have the poor things be thrown away.\
310'''Kevin:''' Yeah, yeah. You're a real bleeding heart. But THAT much? I hope you're not spending your entire salary on food.\
311'''Ries:''' I'll have you know that you have nothing to worry about. There are few people who know how to make better use of sales and special offers than I.
312-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky the 3rd''
313
314->'''Firis:''' Oh! Then why don't we build a place in town where people can go camping!?\
315'''Nelke:''' Hmm.. I have to say, that seems like a lot of work just to go camping. It seems kind of...odd.\
316'''Firis:''' That's not true! You get to pitch a tent, start a campfire, barbecue some food, sing some songs, barbecue some more food...! You can't get that kind of experience just staying at an inn!
317-->-- ''VideoGame/NelkeAndTheLegendaryAlchemistsAteliersOfTheNewWorld''
318
319->'''Yosuke:''' H-Hey, uh, Hanako? You... wouldn't happen to have any extra curry left, huh? ''C'mon, give us some! We're begging you! We're starving to death here!''\
320'''Hanako:''' No way. I'm on a diet right now, so this is all that I made. It has to last me.\
321'''Chie:''' All that you made...? It's like a bucketful...
322-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''
323
324->''(Introducing the Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate Splatfest]])''\
325'''Shiver:''' What's your favorite taste sensation? Sweet, spicy, or sour?\
326'''Frye:''' No WAY--I'm hungry now! I had breakfast, brunch, and lunch. Is "lunner" a thing?
327-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon3''
328
329->''"Sorry, pal. I'm a pretty picky eater. [[EverythingExceptMostThings I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef...]]"''
330-->-- '''[[MotorMouth Rufus]]''', ''Super VideoGame/StreetFighterIV'' (win quote against [[LethalChef El Fuerte]])
331[[/folder]]
332
333[[folder:Webcomics]]
334->'''Murphy:''' "Are you going to eat again?"\
335'''Rowan:''' "What? I'm hungry."\
336'''Murphy:''' "But you've already had breakfast."\
337'''Rowan:''' "This is second breakfast... then brunch. Then elevensies, lunch, afternoon milk, dinner, supper..."\
338'''Murphy:''' "I only eat three meals a day!"\
339'''Rowan:''' "...And snacks between every nap!"\
340'''Murphy:''' "No wonder you're so fat."
341-->-- ''Webcomic/BoyAndDog''
342
343->''"Okay, that's Jumbolaya©, one double-stacker, a strawberry milkshake, a Mega chicken ceasar salad, a quiche casserole, a club on sourdough, potato wedges skillet sizzler, a 12 oz medium rare, the salmon fillet, a raspberry sponge cake, onion rings, hush puppies, lasagna, a stack of butter wheat pancakes, pandesal, a bread bowl of creamed spinach, roasted asparagus, a banana split, and a molten fudge chocolate cake with chocolate sprinkles."''
344-->-- '''Lucky, the rabbit waiter''' reading off [[LizardFolk Drip Dry]]'s [[LongList menu order]] in ''Drip Dry Feast'' ({{NSFW}})
345
346->''"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?"''
347-->-- '''[[http://egscomics.com/comic/2006-03-13 Susan]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
348
349->'''Nick''': Okay. Does it come in my size? I'm '''hungry'''.\
350'''Liz''': Tanner! Give me fifty-five hundred grams of number six!\
351'''Nick''': You getting anything, Legs?\
352'''Legs''': No, I'm going to manage my appetite by watching you eat.
353-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
354
355[[/folder]]
356
357[[folder:Web Original]]
358->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPB7v_dp2k Four-cheese ravioli, Chef Boyardee Ravioli in ravioli, trifecta-liqour-meat sauce, cheesy-meat jolly balls]] and four of the hungriest mother[[SoundEffectBleep (caw)]]s that ever ate on the internet!"''
359-->-- '''Harley Morenstein''', Masta Pasta episode of ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''
360
361->'''Deandra:''' ''Jenna!'' How much longer until I go on [to the stage to sing]?! Jesus, I haven't eaten yet and Pizza Street closes at 1:00!\
362'''Jenna:''' Uh, Deandra, you've been eating food in the greenroom ''all night''.\
363'''Deandra:''' ''({{Ahem}})'' That wasn't ''eating'', that was ''snacking''! I don't consider anything a meal unless it includes the words "All You Can Eat", "Bottomless", [[RuleOfThree or]] "Endless".
364-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', Episode 69
365
366->''"These snacks are for ''everybody!'' Not just lunch for Deandra, DEANDRA!"''
367-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BVDbMajBQoj/?taken-by=mpgisofficial&hl=en instagram]]
368
369->''"Hmm... Zelda, today I want salami, falafel, pizza, bacon, curry, porridge, vegetables, olives, potatoes, chips, corn, Tic Tacs, muffins, bananas, fish, turkey, chicken, cake, and Wheat Thins for dinner."''
370-->-- '''King Harkinian''', ''YoutubePoop - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwsr2eYz-o The King likes food. A lot.]]''
371[[/folder]]
372
373[[folder:Western Animation]]
374->''Wakko packs away the snacks.''
375-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' intro
376
377->'''Percy:''' ''(he and Becky are watching [[ItMakesSenseInContext Santa Claus being force fed fruitcake pancakes]])'' Woah... I've never seen anyone eat so many fruitcake pancakes!\
378'''Becky:''' It's amazing! Now it's gross... Now it's amazing again! And now it's just sad.
379-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBagelAndBeckyShow'', "The 12 Quadrillion Days of Christmas"
380
381->''We ate a lot of Burger World food, and now we're fat.''
382-->-- '''Butt-Head''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', "[[Recap/BeavisAndButtheadS8E7SupersizeMe Supersize Me]]"
383
384->'''Son:''' Please, daddy.\
385'''Creator/JohnGoodman:''' I told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left!\
386'''Son:''' There ''won't'' be any left. There's ''never'' any left.\
387''(Wife tries to grab some food, but Goodman stabs her with a fork)''\
388'''Wife:''' ''(nervously)'' Happy Thanksgiving.
389-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E19BrianSingsAndSwings Brian Sings and Swings]]"
390
391->'''Bear:''' I'm stuffed.\
392'''Franklin:''' Can Bear and I go exploring, Mom?\
393'''Mrs. Turtle:''' Exploring? That sounds like fun. But be careful.\
394'''Franklin:''' We will, Mom.\
395'''Bear:''' Maybe we'll find some berries for dessert.\
396'''Franklin:''' I thought you were full, Bear.\
397'''Bear:''' Not the dessert part. It's still empty.
398-->-- ''Literature/{{Franklin}}'', "Franklin's Mom"
399
400->''"Besides, ''(holding up several dozen hotdogs)'' it's just a little snack."''
401-->-- '''Franchise/TheFlash''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''
402
403->'''Ace:''' How did you eat a whole week's supply of food in one afternoon?\
404'''Bon Bon:''' Easy, I... I was hungry.
405-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTales'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyTalesS1E19BirdsOfAFeather Birds of a Feather]]"
406
407->''"One for Winston, two for me. One for Peter, and three for me."''
408-->-- '''Slimer''' serving pancakes, ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "[[Recap/TheRealGhostbustersS5E8ThreeMenAndAnEgon Three Men and an Egon]]"
409
410->'''Heffer:''' What's the biggest thing on the menu?\
411'''Sausage Shanty Clerk:''' That would be our Knackwurst nightmare platter. 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly in over two miles of intestinal tubing. No one has finished the nightmare platter.\
412'''Heffer:''' I'll take two!\
413'''Clerk:''' There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.\
414'''Heffer:''' Hmmm. How about one and a side of fries?
415-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Road Rash"
416
417-> '''Employee:''' That man ate all our shrimp. And two plastic lobsters.\
418'''Captain [=McAllister=]:''' 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine.
419-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E8NewKidOnTheBlock New Kid on the Block]]"
420
421->'''Homer:''' Oh, I like food alright... ''[singing to the tune of [[Theatre/WestSideStory "I Feel Pretty"]]] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...''\
422'''Editor:''' I get the picture.\
423'''Homer:''' ''[continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?''
424-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E3GuessWhosComingToCriticizeDinner Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"
425
426->'''Spongebob:''' Barnacles, Patrick! What did you eat?\
427'''Patrick:''' Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...\
428'''Spongebob:''' No, I mean just this morning.\
429'''Patrick:''' ...some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
430-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Something Smells"
431
432->'''Cyborg:''' Let's see... [[MotorMouth I'll have four number ones, three number twos, five number threes, a side of fries]] and...[[AndADietCoke a diet soda.]]\
433'''Beast Boy:''' Actually, we don't have soda. Just meat.\
434'''Cyborg:''' Okay, then make it a cup of [[NauseaFuel meat juice.]]
435-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'', "Employee Of The Month"
436
437->''Ever heard of third lunch?!''
438-->-- '''Lynn Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Food Courting"
439[[/folder]]
440
441[[folder:Other]]
442->''"Giggle pixie Elizabeth Banks said that no one loves cake more than Creator/JenniferLawrence, which would seem like a really shitty, passive-aggressive jab if not for two indisputable facts: Elizabeth Banks is delightful and [=JLaw=] totally stole the first piece of Banks's birthday cake like some sort of [[EvilDebtCollector birthday tax assessor.]] [=JLaw=] is the Sheriff of Nottingham of birthdays."''
443-->-- '''[[http://jezebel.com/american-duke-charlie-sheen-is-engaged-again-1523877980 Doug Barry]]''', ''Jezebel''
444
445->'''Zeke:''' ''[finds the others in the restaurant, takes a seat]'' Lo, again. I miss anythingggggg... ''[the question dies away when he notices Starlight's gigantic pile of food]'' ...Magic burns a lot of carbs, I take it?\
446'''Michael:''' ''[...and then Michael returns with a couple bacon cheeseburger meals after paying for them. He breaks off a part of the bun and gives it to Dulcina]'' Pretty much.\
447'''Risky:''' That which is apparent.\
448'''Starlight:''' Yeah. I generally do 5 meals a day. ''[does an AsideGlance]''
449-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
450
451->''"In Europe, we eat a lot, we drink a little wine, we have expresso[[labelnote:sic]]He probably meant espresso here. Also Toni also calls it "expresso", so he was most likely quoting Toni directly.[[/labelnote]], we go back to hotel, take big shit, then we go play."''
452-->-- ''Steve Kerr on '''NBA Open Court''', quoting Toni Kukoc about his huge pregame meal'' [[labelnote:Note]]Toni wasn't used to the larger portions back then, hence the large amount of food he ordered.[[/labelnote]]
453
454->''"But then, in panel three, we abruptly shift gears, and realize those emails are about something else we know about Dagwood: that he is a limitless appetite, a nightmarish spatial anomaly who can take any amount of foodstuff down his infinite gullet. Just imagine Lou at the diner, the sloshing sea of subpar chili reaching his chin. 'Who usually ate all this,' he asks, baffled. 'Where is it ''coming'' from? Where does it usually ''go''?' He can hardly breathe from the smell. 'Where’s Dagwood? Why didn't Dagwood tell us he was leaving? ''Why didn't we make plans?'''"''
455-->-- ''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'' on [[https://joshreads.com/2017/08/monday-is-for-incompetents/ this strip]] from ''ComicStrip/Blondie1930''.
456
457->''"And something I discovered is, I am '''not''' [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson]]. I can't finish this alone."''
458-->'''Andrew Rea''', ''WebVideo/BingingWithBabish'', on the "Turf and Turf" [[note]]A 16-ounce T-bone steak, a 24-ounce porterhouse steak, a pile of mashed potatoes, a cigar, and a glass of whiskey[[/note]]
459
460->''"Anyone who eats three pounds of steak and a bottle of chili sauce for a starter has got me beat."''
461-->-- '''Frank "Ping" Bodie''', on Creator/BabeRuth
462
463->''"I love life. I love all of it, and in fact I love food."''
464-->-- '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Sharon Ariel Sharon]]''', yet-to-be Prime Minister of UsefulNotes/{{Israel}}, in 1982.
465
466->''"I'm working hard on my dad bod and I'm not even a dad."''
467-->--'''Creator/PedroPascal'''
468[[/folder]]

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