In the Trope Pantheons, the following were chosen:

Red Team

Staff Sergeant Sarge, God of Monikers That Are Actually Real Names (S-Dog, Colonel Sarge) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Naming Convention (House of Naming and Epithets)
Private First Class/Sergeant/Minor Junior Private Negative First Class/Captain Dexter Grif, God of Blood Sports (Gruff, Griff, Dirtbag, That Yellow Guy, Sarge's Number 7 Man) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Physical Sports (House of Sports)
Private First Class/Captain Richard "Dick" Simmons, Patron Saint of Butt Kissers as a Lesser God in the Hall of Obedience Mindsets (House of Loyalty and Servitude)
Franklin Delano Donut, God of Questionable Sexual Preferences (Private Biscuit, Commander Poppin Fresh, Pinkie, Major Cinnamon Bun, Corporal Cor-Sandwich, Admiral Buttercrust, Princess Bubblegum) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Romantic Orientation (House of Love and Affection)
Lopez La Pesado, God of Gratuitous Spanish (Lopez the Heavy) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Language (House of Quirks)

Blue Team

Leonard L. Church, God of Frustrated Resignation (Alpha) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Miscellaneous Philosophies (House of Philosophy)
Lavernius Tucker, God of Pregnant Dudes and Pointing Out Suggestive Lines (T-Pain, and an assortment of other Ebonic names- by Asuna, Meta 2.0) as a Lesser God in the Halls of Life and Creation (House of Life and Vitality) and Phrases (House of Quirks)
Michael J. Caboose, God of Teamkilling (Captain Caboose, the Vehicle Destroyer, Teamkilling F*cktard, the Beast, Cabose) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Acts of Treason (House of Betrayal and Treachery)
Agent Texas, the Goddess Who Is Doomed to Fail (Tex, Bitchpants McCrabby, Allison, Beta) as an Intermediate Goddess in the Hall of Destinies (House of Prophecy and Fate)
Agent Washington, The Relatively Strong God (Wash, David, Recovery One) as a Lesser God under Power Levels and Appearance (Power and Abilities)
Epsilon, God of Rebirth by Memory (Leonard Church, Alpha 2.0) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Manners of Revival (House of Life and Vitality)
Agent Carolina, Goddess of Chameleon Camouflage as an Intermediate Goddess in the Hall of Disguises (Costumes)

Medical Super-Private, First Class Frank "Doc" DuFresne, God of Flip-Flop Psyches (Doc, O'Malley, Omega) as a Demigod in the Hall of Split Personalities (House of Personality)
The Meta, God of Power Programs (Agent Maine, Sigma) as a Lesser God in the Halls of Digital Personas (House of Machinery and Technology) and External Power Sources (House of Power and Abilities)
Locus, God of Intergalactic Pirates (Monster, Samuel Ortez) as a Lesser God in the Hall of Piracy (House of Crime and Transgressions)
Felix, God of Fake Friendship (Sunkist McScouty, Pumpkin Patrol, Isaac Gates) as a Lesser God in the Halls of Tainted Friendship (House of Friendship and Camaraderie) and Selfishness (House of Pride and Egotism)