Pantheon / GUAG Psych Warfare

These are the noble gods of Psychological Warfare, in charge of maintaining the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Good, keeping the Grand United Alliance of Good happy and entertained, and sapping the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Evil. Though they only enter direct combat infrequently, they are no less valiant than their more aggressive comrades.

Konata Izumi, Goddess of Viral Marketing (Lucky Star, #1 Haruhi Suzumiya Fangirl, Legendary Girl A, Shorty McBlue Hair)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbols: A star with her face on it, or a chocolate-filled cornet
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: As a Goddess in the service of Haruhi, she goes where her Lady goes. Also, Cosmos allows her to read any manga she wants without interruption.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command, and she likes Cosmos' laid back attitude.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate. She's more of a morale booster than a direct threat, and a minor morale booster at that.

The Ouendan and the Elite Beat Agents, Gods of Cheerleading
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: A Red Armband of Leadership, or a large gold star with the letters "EBA"
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (both teams)
  • Reason for Joining: Cheerleading mostly for the good guys who needs it. They're not the 'booing' team, for God's sake! (Thank God there's no Evil Counterpart yet)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos likes their cheerleading.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they have the power to heighten the threat level of the ones they're cheering on, which can range from a single person to the entire population of planet Earth.

TOM, God of the Gateway Series
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Absolution
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Because many of the guys he helped sponsor are here, and he wants to be part of the awesome.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare division, because he knows Cosmos' warriors need him to help put some fear into their enemies, letting them know just who is going to pull a Big Damn Heroes and ruin their whole day.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

The Nostalgia Critic, God of Caustic Criticism (The Plot Hole)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His head on a Warner Bros Circle
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: A combination of being a good man at heart (despite yanking off from time to time) and Genre Savvy.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Unless Cosmos is secretly keeping or making a factory of Bat-Credit Cards. After merging with The Plot Hole, he then realized that Cosmos kept her words... and Melkor DOES use Bat-Credit Cards. He'll never be seen taking on Melkor's side.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Inheriting from his creator Doug Walker, the Critic made it so that his tongue is sharp enough to cut tank armor. He also has a gun and love for quick and practical solutions to complex evil plots. And as the Plot Hole... he has the power to make whatever Melkor is plotting to be so inane that Melkor could slump in confusion before ever running his plans. However, his powers gained from the Plot Hole were lost when it decided that the Critic "needs to go back", deconstructing the "Demo Reel" world and placing the Nostalgia Critic back in the Awesomeverse. As of January 2013, Douchey Mc Nitpick stabilizes the plot hole.

Chiyo Mihama, Goddess of Cuteness (Chiyo-Chan)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Tadakichi, her pet dog
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Wants to help Fred Rogers spread his message, and Cosmos/the majority of the GUAG find her adorable enough she's the unofficial team mascot.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Cosmos is like the mother Chiyo's never seen.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Cuteness Overload is infectious, which can be bothersome to the morale of Melkor's troops.

Yui Hirasawa, Airheaded Muse of Guitars
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: An electric Les Paul guitar
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Cosmos liked the her band's music because it's Lighter and Softer compared to the current contemporary music most people listen to nowadays.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. The band views her like a mother figure to them.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Hokago Tea Time's sugaryness is so venomous that it could put Johan Liebert's Mind Rape skills to shame, which would pose a serious threat to the morale of Melkor's troops, as his troops could easily get lured and psychologically assaulted by all the sugaryness Hokago Tea Time's music possesses.

Bugs Bunny, God of Chutzpah (Karmic Trickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Wily built a robot factory over Bugs' warren. Of course, he should have realized that that would mean war.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos did not try his patience to the maximum. Otherwise, she should realize that that means war... too!
  • Threat level to Melkor: High.

Yotsuba Koiwai, Goddess of Joy (Four-Leaf, 404 Girl)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbols: A four-leaf clover, a cicada
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: She has no idea what she's involved with. She just saw a large group of people "playing" and decided she wanted to join. Her legion of sexual degenerates followed her, and are hard at work both helping the GUAG in her name, and keeping her unaware of the actions of the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Yotsuba trusts anybody who is nice to her, and Cosmos knows where to find the best ice cream.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Her ability to induce Heel Face Turns knows no bounds.

Gwynplaine, God of Sadistic Smiles (L'Homme qui rit)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A big smile
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: He wants to scare off the bad guys.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not so much.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate

Rodney Dangerfield, God of Self-Deprecation
  • Quasideity (self-imposed)
  • Symbol: Whatever it is, he thinks it sucks
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Eh, he wanted to sit this one out and enjoy his afterlife, but he figures he doesn't deserve the peace and quiet of a retirement.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not much, but at least she (unlike Melkor) doesn't try to make him feel worse.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very Low.

Chiyo-chan's father, God of Parental Abandonment (Chiyo-chichi)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: Critical-mass kitten
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: To try and stay with Chiyo. Also, Cosmos promised him that if they win, he will be a bird.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. His actual capabilities are unknown, but his visage strikes a primal fear into the hearts of most of Melkor's forces. The reason for this is still uncertain.

Madoka Kaname, Goddess of Magical Girls (Kriemhild Gretchen, Penitent Gretchen, Godoka)
  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: A pink Soul Gem
  • Alignment: Good - of Chaotic, Neutal, and Lawful
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE seeks to extinguish every trace of hope in the universe. As the very personification of hope, Madoka simply cannot sit and watch such a thing unfold.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos fights for good and is a kindred spirit to Madoka. Very high.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Although her pacifism mitigates her own immense power (and denies her an Extreme rating), as long as she's in play any Magical Girl (current AND former) in the GUAG is nigh untouchable.

Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya, Goddesses of Yuri (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
  • Lesser Goddesses
  • Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Himeko)/Chaotic Neutral (Chikane)
  • Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities, so she has no reason to worry.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane will have none of that.

Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki, Gods of Yaoi
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: BL
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Mikuru Asahina, Goddess of Moe (Moe-blob)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by Haruhi
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.

Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Loony)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Who knows?
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Luna has her loyalty. High
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Luna's smarter than she looks.

NiGHTS, Avatar of Dreams
  • Genderless Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Being the 'Good Counterpart' of Freddy Krueger, opposing him.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good dreams to happen, so he's fairly loyal.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low to moderate.

Kimar and Dropo, Gods of Martians
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: the words "You spell it S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, hooray for Santy Claus!"
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE threatened Christmas.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Extremely High. She likes Christmas.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:

The Cast of Toy Story, Gods of Living Toys
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: The Pixar Logo
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE isn't playing nice!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is nice.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Tarlton, God of Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A red spacesuit with an odd helmet
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Everyone must know how despicable the ways of the GUAE are.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She is on the side that opposes the GUAE's debauchery
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

Ayumu Kasuga, Goddess of Spaciness (Osaka)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A kotatsu
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Osaka might be an airhead at times, but even she was horrified enough at the thought someone might try to hurt Chiyo-chan she joined the good guys.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Chiyo-chan is a friend of hers.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate, she is usually relatively harmless, but even the majority of the GUAE will avoid her when she starts to become scary...

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, and Dot Warner, the Trinity of Anarchy
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: The Warner Brothers Water Tower
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Assignment: Are currently on "psychological warfare" detail, or as they call it, "Melkor is our new best friend!"
  • Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for comedy.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She laughs at their wacky antics, which to them is pretty good reason to give their support.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they are starting to seriously aggravate him.

Stephen Colbert, God of Truthiness
  • Lesser God. Well, lesser than Stewart anyway.
  • Symbol: American Flag
  • Alignment: Lawful American
  • Reason for Joining: Wants to assist Josiah in defending the virtues of America, and opposes the many beings in the GUAE who have no respect for freedom or liberty.
    • The Grand United Alliance of Evil are the number two threat to America. (The number one threat to America is, of course, BEARS!)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She has no problem with America, and jumped at the chance to help out when she asked him to spread the ideals of liberty and the pursuit of happiness to those oppressed by the GUAE.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate, but Melkor's already made a mental note to have him silenced sooner or later.

John Gabriel and Tycho Brahe, Gods of Couch-Sitting Gamers (Gabe and Tycho)
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: A 20-sided die
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: To protect the world of gaming from the lies generated by Jack Thompson.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: He is worried that Gabe might "hate him to death".

The Angry Video Game Nerd, God of Bad Old Games (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His own cartoon-ish angry face, screaming FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!, while holding a NES joystick
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE had captured him and forced him to play Superman 64, Deadly Towers and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde back-to-back-to-back ...and they made him do it without his Rolling Rock. Those bastards!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: While he does have some loyalty, he's just too pissed off to express them because anybody would willingly put out crappy games, and he won't stand for it. Although of course, his mission is to purge horrible videogames ( which are a product of the GUAE designed to destroy the game industry) from existence so no more will remain, making him show indirect loyalty to her.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High if he is completely armored. Jumps toward borderline Very High if he calls in Super Mecha Death Christ.

Ric Romero, God of Old Media (Mr. Mustache)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: a TV set with old-style "rabbit ear" antenna
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Just got 56Kbps dial-up and a Geocities page.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: None.

Freddie Benson, God of Webcast Wizardry (Fredward)
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: a fully-accessorized Mini DV camera
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To get out of Sam's range long enough for the bruises to heal.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but he is helpful in spreading pro-GUAG propaganda.

Sora Naegino, Goddess of Performance Art
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The spirit of the Fool
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's not in it for the fighting. Her star's risen quite a bit, and she wants to give her fans a good show.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Sora doesn't actually fight, but she is very agile, thus making her incredibly hard to hit.

Tony Schiavone, Master of Hyperbole
  • Lesser God The Greatest God in the history of the Pantheon!
  • Symbol: The WCW Monday Nitro logo
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Calling the shots, natch.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Doesn't really care.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. He has no wrestling ability.

Krusty the Clown, God of Jaded Performers (Herschel Krustofski)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
  • Alignment: True Neutral (his stage persona is Chaotic Good)
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate non-evil clowns and want to get rid of him. Besides, think of the ratings!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants kids to be entertained, and so does Cosmos.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Homsar, God of Gag Characters
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His bowler hat
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
  • Reason for Joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos:
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low

The Rock, God of Those Larger Than Hams (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reasong for joining: The Rock says... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE GUAE IS!! Because the Millions (and Millions) of Rock fans have spoken that they want The Rock to clench his fist, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up the GUAE's candy ass! So, the GUAE jabronis better get ready, because The Rock... has come to the GUAG! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKIN'!!!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The Rock has a plan, and that plan involves the GUAG and joining Cosmos, and besides, as he told her, he promised the millions (and millions) of his fans he's going to let the GUAE know what The Rock is cooking, so he's helping out of his own free will. As far as Cosmos is concerned, she gave him carte blanche to do what he wants, telling everyone else she doesn't mind.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, especially as a morale boosting influence for the GUAG. Not to mention that he by himself is a kickass wrestler and butts into the Combat Division often to whip some GUAE jabroni asses.

Ahiru/Princess Tutu, Goddess of Dance
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A little yellow duck
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: Deliberately cast as one of the "good girls" by Drosselmeyer, who's actually rewriting the story to ensure a victory for the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Cosmos allows dancing, she's fine.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium

Hulk Hogan, God of Training, Prayers and Vitamins (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Anything red and yellow. Including Iron Man, on one occasion that they both wish could remain forgotten.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: He's doing it for all the little Hulksters, brother!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports his reasons for joining.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high for the same reasons as The Rock.

Beetlejuice, God of the Neitherworld (The Ghost With the Most)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Scaring people, be they good or bad.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: When he wouldn't join the GUAE, they went after Lydia. After hearing the GUAG was responsible for getting her out of harm's way, he's joined up. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. He can scare various Mooks.

Amu Hinamori, Goddess of Dreams (As within, the things you want to do, not the things you see when you sleep.) and people who try to pshychologically convince others mid - combat. (The One with four Charas, The Heroine, The Joker (Not that one.), The Trump Card.)
  • Greater God. Becomes slightly more powerful as Amulet Diamond, and far more so as Amulet Fortune.
  • Symbol: A yellow Diamond, over - lapped by a green Clover, over - lapped by a blue Spade, over - lapped by a pinkish - red Heart, over - lapped by a Heart's Egg's Heart - Flow - Line Symbol. Alternatively, the Heart's Egg, her own Heart's Eggs, the Humpty - Lock, a Joker card (If you - know - who hasn't already taken it.), or any combination of the five.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good.
  • Reason for Joinment: One of the GUAE's intentions is to eradicate all Dreams forever. This DOES NOT make them likeable towards her AT ALL. There - fore, GUAG was the only option she would allow.
  • Loyalty Towards Cosmos: Relatively High. As was already said they're against the same force, and they relate pretty well towards.
  • Threat - Level Towards Melkor: High: Though she doesn't like to fight human opponents (Although she's fine with purifying X - Eggs), she wills as long as it is both necessary and non - fatal. As for her actual powers, due towards her relatively large amount of Chara (And, there - fore, transformations), she has a large array of abilities, which she generally uses within at least partly innovative ways, and all of them at least acceptibly powerful. Amu also has an EXTRAORDINARILY large Friendship:Defeat ratio, and probably derives alot of her effectiveness from her large ability to persuade almost any - one towards the side of Dreams and Good, and is generally avoided by most GUAE operations due towards the fact that her involvement generally tends towards the GUAG armies towards INCREASING rather than DECREASING. She may not be able to take Melkor down upon her own, but she is definitely a large asset towards any team who tries to do so.

Pinkie Pie, Goddess of the Unexpected Audiences (Pinkamina Diane Pie)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (Heavy on the Chaotic)
  • Reason for joining: Because an impending war is no reason for not partying! And most of the Gods who were mean to her are part of the GUAE.
  • Loyalty towards Cosmos: pretty good. Cosmos is a nice person, and she likes her.
  • Threat level towards Melkor: ...surprisingly high, actually. What with her Reality Warper powers, her ability to maintain morale in the GUAG and undermine it in the GUAE, especially among the GAUE's more science-minded members, and her immense legion of incredibly devoted followers. That, and if things ever really go to shit, she can call up the other five of the "Mane Six" and break out the Elements Of Harmony.

Ryuukishi 07 God of Mind Screws
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His name with red text in the middle
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE encourages all sorts of repulsive things.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Medium. Non combatant, but his works are very effective at encouraging people to think more sharply, especially for detective work. Can also undermine Bernkastel, neutering any use she might be for the GUAE.

Mion Sonozaki Goddess of Gadflies
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her gun holster with a "Troll Face" on it.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To protect her loved ones
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate. Really good at annoying and pissing evil ones off with her wit. Also a deceptively good strategist and melee combatant. Then there's her underworld connections.

Mako Mankanshoku, Goddess of Hilariously Absurd but Fitting Logic
  • Lesser God (Intermediate or Greater God when equipped with a Goku uniform)
  • Symbol: Her two-star uniform, A spotlight with her hands crossed over her head.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: To help Ryuko and protect her family.
  • Loyalty To Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate-High. She completely stun her enemies stupid with her logic and is not afraid to kick ass as well. Also she is known to boost morale with her Rousing Speeches.