These are the noble gods of Psychological Warfare, in charge of maintaining the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Good, keeping the Grand United Alliance of Good happy and entertained, and sapping the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Evil. Though they only enter direct combat infrequently, they are no less valiant than their more aggressive comrades.
Konata Izumi, Goddess of Viral Marketing and Geek Pride (Lucky Star, Legendary Girl A, Shorty McBlue Hair)
- Demigoddess
- Symbols: A star with her face on it, or a chocolate-filled cornet
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Reason for Joining: As a Goddess in the service of Haruhi, she goes where her Lady goes. Also, Cosmos allows her to read any manga she wants without interruption.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command, and she likes Cosmos' laid back attitude.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate. She's more of a morale booster than a direct threat, and a minor morale booster at that.
The Nostalgia Critic, God of Caustic Criticism (Formerly the Plot Hole and Donnie DuPre)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His head on a Warner Bros Circle
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for Joining: A combination of being a good man at heart (despite yanking off from time to time) and Genre Savvy.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Unless Cosmos is secretly keeping or making a factory of Bat-Credit Cards. After merging with The Plot Hole, he then realized that Cosmos kept her words... and Melkor DOES use Bat-Credit Cards. He'll never be seen taking on Melkor's side.
- Threat Level to Melkor: High. Inheriting from his creator Doug Walker, the Critic made it so that his tongue is sharp enough to cut tank armor. He also has a gun and love for quick and practical solutions to complex evil plots. And as the Plot Hole... he has the power to make whatever Melkor is plotting to be so inane that Melkor could slump in confusion before ever running his plans. However, his powers gained from the Plot Hole were lost when it decided that the Critic "needs to go back", deconstructing the "Demo Reel" world and placing the Nostalgia Critic back in the Awesomeverse. As of January 2013, Douchey McNitpick stabilizes the plot hole.
Yui Hirasawa, Co-Goddess of Girl Rock Bands and Star Making Roles
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: An electric Les Paul guitar
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: Cosmos liked the her band's music because it's Lighter and Softer compared to the current contemporary music most people listen to nowadays.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. The band views her like a mother figure to them.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Hokago Tea Time's sugary ness is so venomous that it could put Johan Liebert's Mind Rape skills to shame, which would pose a serious threat to the morale of Melkor's troops, as his troops could easily get lured and psychologically assaulted by all the sugaryness Hokago Tea Time's music possesses.
Bugs Bunny, God of Karmic Trickery and Rascally Rabbits (Karmic Trickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
- Greater God
- Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for Joining: Wily built a robot factory over Bugs' warren. Of course, he should have realized that that would mean war.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos did not try his patience to the maximum. Otherwise, she should realize that that means war... too!
- Threat level to Melkor: High.
Mikuru Asahina, Member of the Divine Quintet of Genre Blending' (Moe-blob)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by Haruhi
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
- Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.
Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Loony)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: Who knows?
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Luna has her loyalty. High
- Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Luna's smarter than she looks.
NiGHTS, Divine Protector of Dream Worlds
- Demideity
- Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: Being the 'Good Counterpart' of Freddy Krueger, opposing him.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good dreams to happen, so he's fairly loyal.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low to moderate.
The Cast of Toy Story, Gods of Living Toys
- Intermediate Gods
- Symbol: The Pixar Logo
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE isn't playing nice!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is nice.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low...that is, until recently joining Sora on his journey, and thus boosting their ranking up to Moderate.
Ayumu Kasuga, Goddess of Spaciness (Osaka)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A kotatsu
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: Osaka might be an airhead at times, but even she was horrified enough at the thought someone might try to hurt Chiyo-chan she joined the good guys.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Chiyo-chan is a friend of hers.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate, she is usually relatively harmless, but even the majority of the GUAE will avoid her when she starts to become scary...
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, and Dot Warner, Gods of Animated Acting
- Intermediate Gods
- Symbol: The Warner Brothers Water Tower
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Assignment: Are currently on "psychological warfare" detail, or as they call it, "Melkor is our new best friend!"
- Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for comedy.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She laughs at their wacky antics, which to them is pretty good reason to give their support.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they are starting to seriously aggravate him.
Stephen Colbert, Official God of Truthiness
- Lesser God. Well, lesser than Stewart anyway.
- Symbol: American Flag
- Alignment: Lawful American
- Reason for Joining: Wants to assist Josiah in defending the virtues of America, and opposes the many beings in the GUAE who have no respect for freedom or liberty.
- The Grand United Alliance of Evil are the number two threat to America. (The number one threat to America is, of course, BEARS!)
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She has no problem with America, and jumped at the chance to help out when she asked him to spread the ideals of liberty and the pursuit of happiness to those oppressed by the GUAE.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate, but Melkor's already made a mental note to have him silenced sooner or later.
The Angry Video Game Nerd, God of Bad, Old Games (James Rolfe, The Fucking Nerd, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd, The Angry Atari Amiga CD-i Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo Geo TurboGrafx-16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd, The Lord of the Harvest, Board James, The Hangman Killer)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His own cartoon-ish angry face, screaming FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!, while holding a NES joystick
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, can be Chaotic Good if sufficiently calm enough (Chaotic Evil as Board James)
- Reason for joining: The GUAE had captured him and forced him to play Superman 64, Deadly Towers and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde back-to-back-to-back ...and they made him do it without his Rolling Rock. Those bastards!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: While he does have some loyalty, he's just too pissed off to express them because anybody would willingly put out crappy games, and he won't stand for it. Although of course, his mission is to purge horrible videogames ( which are a product of the GUAE designed to destroy the game industry) from existence so no more will remain, making him show indirect loyalty to her.
- Threat Level to Melkor: High if he is completely armored. Jumps toward borderline Very High if he calls in Super Mecha Death Christ.
Freddie Benson, Divine Representative of Shows Within Shows (Fredward)
- Quasideity
- Symbol: a fully-accessorized Mini DV camera
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: To get out of Sam's range long enough for the bruises to heal.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but he is helpful in spreading pro-GUAG propaganda.
Herschel Schmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky,, God of Jaded Performers (Krusty the Clown, Rory B Bellows)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
- Alignment: True Neutral (Neutral Good when in a really good mood)
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate non-evil clowns and want to get rid of him. Besides, think of the ratings!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants kids to be entertained, and so does Cosmos.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low
The Rock, God of Catch Phrases (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reasong for joining: The Rock says... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE GUAE IS!! Because the Millions (and Millions) of Rock fans have spoken that they want The Rock to clench his fist, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up the GUAE's candy ass! So, the GUAE jabronis better get ready, because The Rock... has come to the GUAG! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKIN'!!!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: The Rock has a plan, and that plan involves the GUAG and joining Cosmos, and besides, as he told her, he promised the millions (and millions) of his fans he's going to let the GUAE know what The Rock is cooking, so he's helping out of his own free will. As far as Cosmos is concerned, she gave him carte blanche to do what he wants, telling everyone else she doesn't mind.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, especially as a morale boosting influence for the GUAG. Not to mention that he by himself is a kickass wrestler and butts into the Combat Division often to whip some GUAE jabroni asses.
Ahiru/Princess Tutu, Goddess of Ballet (Princess Tutu, "Duck")
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A little yellow duck
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: Deliberately cast as one of the "good girls" by Drosselmeyer, who's actually rewriting the story to ensure a victory for the GUAE.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Cosmos allows dancing, she's fine.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Medium
Hulk Hogan, God of Attack Invulnerabilities (The Hulkster, The Immortal One, HOAK HOGAN, "Hollywood" Hulk Hulgan, Rip)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Anything red and yellow. Including Iron Man, on one occasion that they both wish could remain forgotten.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: He's doing it for all the little Hulksters, brother!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports his reasons for joining.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high for the same reasons as The Rock.
Beetlejuice, God of the Those That Shall Not Be Named (Betelgeuse, The Ghost With the Most)
- Greater God
- Symbol: A copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for Joining: Scaring people, be they good or bad.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: When he wouldn't join the GUAE, they went after Lydia. After hearing the GUAG was responsible for getting her out of harm's way, he's joined up. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
- Threat Level to Melkor: High. He can scare various Mooks.
Amu Hinamori, Goddess of the Ghost in the Machine and Mid-Combat Psychological Profilers (Amu-chi, Himamori san, Joker, Amu chan, Onee-chan, Hinamori san, X-girl, Hinamori, Amu-senpai, Amulet Heart, Amulet Spade, Amulet Clover, Amulet Diamond, Amulet Fortune)
- Quasideity (Human), Demigoddess (Chara change), Lesser Goddess (Amulets Heart, Spade and Clover) Bordering on Intermediate Goddess (Amulet Diamond) Greater Goddess: Amulet Fortune)
- Symbol: The Humpty Lock over top of an X-Egg
- Alignment: Neutral Good.
- Reason for Joinment: One of the GUAE's intentions is to eradicate all Dreams forever. This DOES NOT make them likeable towards her AT ALL. There - fore, GUAG was the only option she would allow.
- Loyalty Towards Cosmos: Relatively High. As was already said they're against the same force, and they relate pretty well towards.
- Threat - Level Towards Melkor: High: Though she doesn't like to fight human opponents (Although she's fine with purifying X - Eggs), she wills as long as it is both necessary and non - fatal. As for her actual powers, due towards her relatively large amount of Chara (And, there - fore, transformations), she has a large array of abilities, which she generally uses within at least partly innovative ways, and all of them at least acceptably powerful. Amu also has an EXTRAORDINARILY large Friendship:Defeat ratio, and probably derives a lot of her effectiveness from her large ability to persuade almost any - one towards the side of Dreams and Good, and is generally avoided by most GUAE operations due towards the fact that her involvement generally tends towards the GUAG armies towards INCREASING rather than DECREASING. She may not be able to take Melkor down upon her own, but she is definitely a large asset towards any team who tries to do so.
Pinkie Pie, Goddess of Parties (Pinkamena Diane Pie, Fili-second, Equestria's Peppy Party Pony)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
- Alignment: Chaotic Good (Heavy on the Chaotic)
- Reason for joining: Because an impending war is no reason for not partying! And most of the Gods who were mean to her are part of the GUAE.
- Loyalty towards Cosmos: pretty good. Cosmos is a nice person, and she likes her.
- Threat level towards Melkor: ...surprisingly high, actually. What with her Reality Warper powers, her ability to maintain morale in the GUAG and undermine it in the GUAE, especially among the GAUE's more science-minded members, and her immense legion of incredibly devoted followers. That, and if things ever really go to shit, she can call up the other five of the "Mane Six" and break out the Elements Of Harmony.
Mion Sonozaki Goddess of Gadflies
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her gun holster with a "Troll Face" on it.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: To protect her loved ones
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High
- Threat to Melkor: Moderate. Really good at annoying and pissing evil ones off with her wit. Also a deceptively good strategist and melee combatant. Then there's her underworld connections.
Mako Mankanshoku, The Goddess Who Wins Through Illogical Points
- Lesser God (Intermediate or Greater God when equipped with a Goku uniform)
- Symbol: Her two-star uniform, A spotlight with her hands crossed over her head.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: To help Ryuko and protect her family.
- Loyalty To Cosmos: High
- Threat to Melkor: Moderate-High. She completely stuns her enemies stupid with her logic and is not afraid to kick ass as well. Also, she is known to boost morale with her Rousing Speeches.
The Bard, Divine Bard Of Jumping At The Call (Lil' Bard, Lil' B, Bardling, Bardlet, Kiwi)
- Lesser Deity. Can be an Overdeity if leading, keyword being LEADING, the world in the Wandersong
- Symbol: The bard themselves in the middle of a rainbow wheel.
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- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason For Joining: Was asked by Cosmos to join after seeing how many heroes love their voice and how much of a morale booster they were when singing. They happy accepted if it meant their singing would help make the world a better place.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. Not only for her liking their singing but because she reminds them of the Angel that was a messenger of the Goddess Eya that supported them when saving the world.
- Threat to Melkor: ...Pretty high actually, as thanks to their singing doubling as Magic Music, it makes them a bit of a wild card when it comes to battling should push really come to shove when defending others, even if they prefer not to throw a single punch. Not to mention the fact that they managed to save their world despite literally every single prophecy saying nothing about them, something that Melkor doesn't take lightly. Add in the fact that they are a great morale booster, and they are a great aid to Cosmos' forces.
The Elite Beat Agents, The Godly Trio of Serious Dancing
- A group of Lesser Gods, though their good dancing causes other deities to take an immediate rank up. When THEY are cheered on as they cheer others on, they become Greater Gods
- Symbol: Their Badge
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason For Joining: The GUAG cried out for help in unison, and they were summoned to join.
- Loyalty To Cosmos: High, not only for their moral standpoint but also due to the fact that they are the most likely to keep music living.
- Threat to Melkor: Very high, as their performances can cause other deities to boost up a level in godhood, and they can even be cheered on themselves to increase their own power. Add in other musicians that have Magic Music, most noticeably the Mermaid Princesses, and you have a team that works great with others with increasing power and defense, making them top priority targets to be taken out.
