History Pantheon / GUAGPsychWarfare

* Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by [[Pantheon/MainHouse Haruhi]]

'''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory The Cast of Toy Story]], Gods of LivingToys'''

'''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]], Member of the Divine Quintet of [[GenreMashup Genre Blending]]'''' (Moe-blob)

* Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Hokago Tea Time's [[TastesLikeDiabetes sugary]][[SugarBowl ness]] is so venomous that it could put Johan Liebert's MindRape skills to shame, which would pose a serious threat to the morale of Melkor's troops, as his troops could easily get lured and psychologically assaulted by all the sugaryness Hokago Tea Time's music possesses.

'''[[Franchise/WhenTheyCry Mion Sonozaki]] Goddess of [[{{Gadfly}} Gadflies]]'''

* Symbol: Anything red and yellow. Including IronMan, on one occasion that they both wish could remain forgotten.

* Symbol: [[https://www.indiehangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Wandersong2-750x400.jpg The bard themselves in the middle of a rainbow wheel.]]

'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade John Gabriel and Tycho Brahe]], Gods of [[TwoGamersOnACouch Couch-Sitting Gamers]]''' (Gabe and Tycho)
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: A 20-sided die
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: To protect the world of gaming from the lies generated by Jack Thompson.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: He is worried that Gabe might "hate him to death".

'''[[VideoGame/NightsIntoDreams NiGHTS]], Avatar of Dreams'''
* Lesser Deity

* Lesser Gods

'''[[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]], God of [[StrawmanPolitical Truthiness]]'''

'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, God of [[UsefulNotes/{{Shovelware}} Bad, Old Games]]''' (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)

* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral

'''[[Series/ICarly Freddie Benson]], God of [[ShowWithinAShow Webcast Wizardry]]''' (Fredward)

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty the Clown]], God of [[HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight Jaded Performers]]''' (Herschel Krustofski)

* Alignment: TrueNeutral (his stage persona is ChaoticGood)

'''[[Anime/PrincessTutu Ahiru/Princess Tutu]], Goddess of Dance'''

'''Wrestling/HulkHogan, God of [[NoSell Attack Invulnerabilities]]''' (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)

'''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}, God of the [[SpeakOfTheDevil Those That Shall Not Be Named]]''' (The Ghost With the Most)

'''[[Manga/ShugoChara Amu Hinamori]], Goddess of the GhostInTheMachine, Dreams (What You Want To Become), and [[WarriorTherapist Mid-Combat Psychological Profilers]]''' (Amu-chi, [[MaliciousMisnaming Himamori san]], Joker, Amu chan, Onee-chan, Hinamori san, X-girl, Hinamori, Amu-senpai, Amulet Heart, Amulet Spade, Amulet Clover, [[spoiler: Amulet Diamond, Amulet Fortune]])
* Quasideity(Human), Demigoddess(Chara change), Lesser goddess(Amulets Heart, Spade and Clover) [[spoiler:Bordering on Intermediate goddess(Amulet Diamond) Greater Goddess: Amulet Fortune)]]

'''[[Anime/KillLaKill Mako Mankanshoku]], Goddess of [[ChewbaccaDefense Hilariously]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Absurd but]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Fitting Logic]]'''

'''[[Manga/LuckyStar Konata Izumi]], Goddess of ViralMarketing''' (Lucky Star, #1 Haruhi Suzumiya Fangirl, Legendary Girl A, Shorty [=McBlue=] Hair)

'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, God of {{Caustic Critic}}ism''' ([[spoiler:The Plot Hole]])

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo Mihama]], Goddess of [[{{UsefulNotes/Kawaisa}} Cuteness]]''' (Chiyo-Chan)

* Symbol: Tadakichi, her pet dog

* Reason for Joining: Wants to help Fred Rogers spread his message, and Cosmos/the majority of the GUAG find her adorable enough she's the unofficial team mascot.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Cosmos is like the mother [[MissingMom Chiyo's never seen]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but CutenessOverload is infectious, which can be bothersome to the morale of Melkor's troops.

'''[[Manga/KOn Yui Hirasawa]], Airheaded Muse of Guitars'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: An electric Les Paul guitar
* Alignment: NeutralGood

'''[[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba Koiwai]], Goddess of Joy''' (Four-Leaf, [[Website/FourChan 404 Girl]])
* Demigoddess
* Symbols: A four-leaf clover, a cicada

* Reason for Joining: She has no idea what she's involved with. She just saw a large group of people "playing" and decided she wanted to join. Her legion of sexual degenerates followed her, and are hard at work both helping the GUAG in her name, and keeping her unaware of the actions of the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Yotsuba trusts anybody who is nice to her, and Cosmos knows where to find the best ice cream.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Her ability to induce {{Heel Face Turn}}s knows no bounds.

'''[[Manga/KannazukiNoMiko Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya]], Goddesses of [[GirlsLove Yuri]]''' (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
* Lesser Goddesses
* Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
* Alignment: LawfulGood (Himeko)/ChaoticNeutral (Chikane)
* Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities, so she has no reason to worry.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend will have none of that]].

'''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]], Goddess of {{Moe}}''' (Moe-blob)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by [[Pantheon/MainHouse Haruhi]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
* Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.

'''[[Literature/HarryPotter Luna Lovegood]], Goddess of [[EpilepticTrees Zany Theories]]''' (Loony)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
* Alignment: ChaoticGood

* Threat - Level Towards Melkor: High: Though she doesn't like to fight human opponents (Although she's fine with purifying X - Eggs), she wills as long as it is both necessary and non - fatal. As for her actual powers, due towards her relatively large amount of Chara (And, there - fore, transformations), she has a large array of abilities, which she generally uses within at least partly innovative ways, and all of them at least acceptibly powerful. Amu also has an EXTRAORDINARILY large [[DefeatMeansFriendship Friendship:Defeat ratio]], and probably derives alot of her effectiveness from her large ability to persuade almost any - one towards the side of Dreams and Good, and is generally avoided by most GUAE operations due towards the fact that her involvement generally tends towards the GUAG armies towards INCREASING rather than DECREASING. She may not be able to take Melkor down upon her own, but she is definitely a large asset towards any team who tries to do so.

* Threat to Melkor: Very high, as their performances can cause other deities to boost up a level in godhood, and they can even be cheered on themselves to increase their own power. Add in other musicians that have MagicMusic, most noticeably the Mermaid Princesses, and you have a team that works great with others with increasing power and defense, [[ShootTheMedicFirst making them top priority targets to be taken out.]]

* Threat Level to Melkor: Low...[[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3 that is, until recently joining Sora on his journey]], [[TookALevelInBadass and thus boosting their ranking up to Moderate.]]

* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

* Threat to Melkor: ...Pretty high actually, as thanks to their singing doubling as MagicMusic, it makes them a bit of a wild card when it comes to battling should push really come to shove when defending others, [[ActualPacifist even if they prefer not to throw a single punch]]. Not to mention the fact that they managed to save their world [[SpannerInTheWorks despite literally every single prophecy saying nothing about them,]] something that Melkor doesn't take lightly. Add in the fact that they are a great morale booster, and they are a great aid to Cosmos' forces.

'''[[Creator/{{Toonami}} TOM]], God of the GatewaySeries'''

* Symbol: [[CoolShip The Absolution]]
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Because many of the guys he helped sponsor are here, and he wants to be part of the awesome.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare division, because he knows Cosmos' warriors need him to help put some fear into their enemies, letting them know just who is going to pull a BigDamnHeroes and ruin their whole day.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, God of {{Caustic Critic}}ism''' ([[spoiler:The Plot Hole]])
* Intermediate God

* Reason for Joining: [[Main/CloudCuckooLander Who knows?]]

'''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory The Cast of Toy Story]], Gods of Main/LivingToys'''

'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, God of Bad Old Games''' (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)

'''[[Anime/KaleidoStar Sora Naegino]], Goddess of Performance Art'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: The spirit of the Fool
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: She's not in it for the fighting. Her star's risen quite a bit, and she wants to give her fans a good show.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Sora doesn't actually fight, but she is very agile, thus making her incredibly hard to hit.

'''Wrestling/HulkHogan, God of [[Nosell Attack Invulnerabilities]]''' (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)

'''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}, God of the Neitherworld''' (The Ghost With the Most)

'''[[Franchise/WhenTheyCry Ryuukishi 07]] God of [[MindScrew Mind Screws]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: His name with [[color:red:red text]] in the middle
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE encourages all sorts of repulsive things.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High
* Threat to Melkor: Medium. Noncombatant, but his works are very effective at encouraging people to think more sharply, especially for detective work. Can also undermine Bernkastel, neutering any use she might be for the GUAE.

* Threat to Melkor: Medium. Non combatant, but his works are very effective at encouraging people to think more sharply, especially for detective work. Can also undermine Bernkastel, neutering any use she might be for the GUAE.

* Threat to Melkor: Moderate-High. She completely stun her enemies stupid with her logic and is not afraid to kick ass as well. Also she is known to boost morale with her {{Rousing Speech}}es.

'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]], Goddess of [[LifeOfTheParty Parties]]''' (Pinkamena Diane Pie, [[JustForFun/PowerPonies Fili-second]], [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle Equestria's Peppy Party Pony]]) as an Intermediate Goddess under Pantheon/{{Celebration}} and Pantheon/{{Happiness}} (House of Pantheon/{{Emotion}}).

'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]], Goddess of the [[PeripheryDemographic Unexpected Audiences]]''' (Pinkamina Diane Pie)

'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, God of [[CausticCritic Caustic Criticism]]''' ([[spoiler:The Plot Hole]])

* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Inheriting from his creator Doug Walker, the Critic made it so that his tongue is sharp enough to cut tank armor. He also has a gun and love for quick and practical solutions to complex evil plots. [[spoiler:And as the Plot Hole... he has the power to make whatever Melkor is plotting to be so inane that Melkor could slump in confusion before ever running his plans. However, his powers gained from the Plot Hole were lost when it decided that the Critic "needs to go back", deconstructing the "Demo Reel" world and placing the Nostalgia Critic back in the Awesomeverse. As of January 2013, Douchey McNitpick stabilizes the plot hole.]]

'''[[Manga/{{Gravitation}} Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki]], Gods of {{Yaoi}}'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: BL
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo Mihama]], Goddess of [[{{Kawaisa}} Cuteness]]''' (Chiyo-Chan)

'''[[ShugoChara Amu Hinamori]], Goddess of the GhostInTheMachine, Dreams (What You Want To Become), and [[WarriorTherapist Mid-Combat Psychological Profilers]]''' (Amu-chi, [[MaliciousMisnaming Himamori san]], Joker, Amu chan, Onee-chan, Hinamori san, X-girl, Hinamori, Amu-senpai, Amulet Heart, Amulet Spade, Amulet Clover, [[spoiler: Amulet Diamond, Amulet Fortune]])

'''[[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba Koiwai]], Goddess of Joy''' (Four-Leaf, [[ImageBoards 404 Girl]])

'''[[VideoGame/OsuTatakaeOuendan The Ouendan]] and the VideoGame/EliteBeatAgents, Gods of [[TeamSpirit Cheerleading]]'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: A RedArmbandOfLeadership, or a large gold star with the letters "EBA"
* Alignment: LawfulGood (both teams)
* Reason for Joining: Cheerleading mostly for the good guys who needs it. They're not the 'booing' team, for God's sake! (Thank God there's no EvilCounterpart yet)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos likes their cheerleading.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they have the power to heighten the threat level of the ones they're cheering on, which can range from a single person to ''the entire population of planet Earth''.

'''[[{{Toonami}} TOM]], God of the GatewaySeries'''

'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny, God of Chutzpah''' (KarmicTrickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)

'''[[TheManWhoLaughs Gwynplaine]], God of [[SlasherSmile Sadistic Smiles]]''' (L'Homme qui rit)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A big smile

* Reason for Joining: He wants to scare off the bad guys.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not so much.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate

'''Rodney Dangerfield, God of SelfDeprecation'''
* Quasideity (self-imposed)
* Symbol: Whatever it is, he thinks it sucks

* Reason for Joining: Eh, he wanted to sit this one out and enjoy his afterlife, but he figures he doesn't deserve the peace and quiet of a retirement.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not much, but at least she (unlike Melkor) doesn't try to make him feel worse.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very Low.

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo-chan's father]], God of Main/ParentalAbandonment''' (Chiyo-chichi)
* Greater God
* Symbol: Critical-mass kitten

* Reason for joining: To try and stay with Chiyo. Also, Cosmos promised him that if they win, he will be a bird.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. His actual capabilities are unknown, but his visage strikes a primal fear into the hearts of most of Melkor's forces. The reason for this is still uncertain.

'''[[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], Goddess of {{Magical Girl}}s''' (Kriemhild Gretchen, Penitent Gretchen, Godoka)
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: A pink Soul Gem
* Alignment: Good - of [[ChaoticGood Chaotic]], [[NeutralGood Neutal]], and [[LawfulGood Lawful]]
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE seeks to extinguish every trace of hope in the universe. As the very personification of hope, Madoka simply cannot sit and watch such a thing unfold.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos fights for good and is a kindred spirit to Madoka. Very high.
* Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Although her pacifism mitigates her own immense power (and denies her an Extreme rating), as long as she's in play any MagicalGirl (current AND former) in the GUAG is nigh untouchable.

'''[[Main/KannazukiNoMiko Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya]], Goddesses of [[Main/GirlsLove Yuri]]''' (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
* Lesser Goddesses
* Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
* Alignment: LawfulGood (Himeko)/ChaoticNeutral (Chikane)
* Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities, so she has no reason to worry.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend will have none of that]].

'''[[Manga/{{Gravitation}} Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki]], Gods of {{Yaoi}}'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: BL
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]], Goddess of {{Moe}}''' (Moe-blob)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by [[Pantheon/MainHouse Haruhi]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
* Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.

'''[[Literature/HarryPotter Luna Lovegood]], Goddess of [[Main/EpilepticTrees Zany Theories]]''' (Loony)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
* Alignment: ChaoticGood

* [[Main/AmbiguousGender Genderless]] Lesser Deity

'''[[Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians Kimar and Dropo]], Gods of Martians'''

* Symbol: the words "You spell it S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, hooray for Santy Claus!"
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE [[SavingChristmas threatened Christmas]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Extremely High. She likes Christmas.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory The Cast of Toy Story]], Gods of Main/LivingToys'''
* Intermediate Gods

'''[[ECComics Tarlton]], God of SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A red spacesuit with an odd helmet
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Everyone must know how despicable the ways of the GUAE are.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She is on the side that opposes the GUAE's debauchery
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Ayumu Kasuga]], Goddess of [[Main/CloudCuckooLander Spaciness]]''' (Osaka)

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, and Dot Warner]], the Trinity of Anarchy'''

'''[[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]], God of Truthiness'''

'''Ric Romero, God of Old Media''' (Mr. [[Main/PornStache Mustache]])

* Symbol: a TV set with old-style "rabbit ear" antenna
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Just got [=56Kbps=] dial-up and a Geocities page.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level to Melkor: None.

'''[[Series/ICarly Freddie Benson]], God of [[Main/ShowWithinAShow Webcast Wizardry]]''' (Fredward)
* Quasideity

'''[[Wrestling/{{WCW}} Tony Schiavone]], Master of [[ItsTheBestTropeEver Hyperbole]]'''
* [[strike:Lesser God]] The Greatest God in the history of the Pantheon!
* Symbol: The WCW Monday Nitro logo
* Alignment: Chaotic [[{{Face}} Good]]
* Reason for Joining: Calling the shots, natch.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Doesn't really care.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. He has no wrestling ability.

'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Homsar]], God of Gag Characters'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: His bowler hat
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} The Rock]], God of [[LargeHam Those Larger Than Hams]]''' (DwayneJohnson, The People's Champ)

'''Wrestling/HulkHogan, God of Training, Prayers and Vitamins''' (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)

'''[[Manga/ShugoChara Amu Hinamori,]] Goddess of Dreams (As within, the things you want to do, not [[NiGHTSIntoDreams the things you see when you sleep.)]] and [[WarriorTherapist people who try to]] [[HeelFaceTurn pshychologically convince]] [[WarriorTherapist others mid - combat.]]''' (The One with four Charas, The Heroine, The Joker [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker (Not that one.)]], The Trump Card.)
* Greater God. Becomes slightly more powerful as Amulet Diamond, [[spoiler: and far more so as [[SuperForm Amulet Fortune]].]]
* Symbol: A yellow Diamond, over - lapped by a green Clover, over - lapped by a blue Spade, over - lapped by a pinkish - red Heart, over - lapped by a [[ShugoChara Heart's Egg's Heart - Flow - Line Symbol.]] Alternatively, [[ShugoChara the Heart's Egg, her own Heart's Eggs, the Humpty - Lock,]] a Joker card (If [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker you - know - who]] hasn't already taken it.), or any combination of the five.

* Alignment: ChaoticGood

* Alignment: LawfulGood

These are the noble gods of Psychological Warfare, in charge of maintaining the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Good, keeping the Grand United Alliance of Good happy and entertained, and sapping the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Evil. Though they only enter direct combat infrequently, they are no less valiant than their more aggressive comrades. As this is where most of the gods from RealLife belong, this is the sub-House closest to our own world along the multiversal axis.

'''[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Fred Rogers]], Ultimate God of [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destinies]]''' (Mister Rogers)
* Ultimate God
* Symbol: A sweater. When battled, ''A blood-stained sweater''.
* Alignment: Ultimate LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: He finds the very concept of evil disgusting on mere principle alone, and would be happy if the GUAE would cease their villainy and simply love one another, and has reluctantly girded himself for battle to spread this message.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good (and ultimately peace) to prevail over evil, and Fred Rogers has always wished the same, so the alliance wrote itself.
* Threat level to Melkor: EXTREME. Even Melkor knows that if he ever gets on Rogers' bad side, the whole GUAE ''crumbles''.

'''Creator/TerryPratchett, God of Trope Identification And Footnotes''' (Pterry, Sir Terence Pratchett)
* Overdeity
* Symbol: Four giant elephants standing atop an extremely giant turtle
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: He's got a list of worlds to create as long as your arm, you know. And word from the management [read: the narrative] is that the sooner he helps take care of this mess, the sooner he can get to them.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Sir Prachett has made himself Cosmos' vassal for one reason. He's seen where the plot of this fight is going, and he knows that he needs to ensure the winning side of the narrative gets there.
* Threat Level To Melkor: Extreme. He was already the commander in charge of all Diskworld gods, including their divine "steed", A'Tuin; being that A'Tuin is large enough to appear on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram, and the rest of his forces are threats in their own right, Melkor was rightly cautious around Sir Terry. Now that he abandoned his mortal coil[[note]]on 12 March 2015[[/note]] to dedicate more time to the fabric of narrative[[note]]some sort of greenish-yellow purple gossamer[[/note]] itself (and, according to the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality, automatically earning a promotion to Overdeity), the rumors of RealityWarper powers are fully confirmed[[note]]recursively, since it was himself who created the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality by which he was promoted... which is yet another evidence of his powers[[/note]].
* Has seats on the Pantheon/MainHouse and the House of Pantheon/{{Philosophy}}, and is Storytelling Preservator[[note]]"curator" sounds too boring[[/note]] in the House of Pantheon/{{Narrative}}.

'''Creator/BillyMays, God of Top-Of-The-Lungs {{Advertising}}'''

* Symbol: The [=OxiClean=] logo
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Due to theories of VinceOffer and the ''Manga/DeathNote'' being responsible for his death, he immediately flocked to the side lacking in Death Note users, to avoid the potential of perhaps having to work with his killer in the future.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare Division, where he happily accepted Cosmos' request to try convincing the GUAE to turn from its evil ways.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. He's a threat to ''some'' of the GUAE's morale and loyalty, but too many of them find him annoying to be a truly significant danger, and the nice thing about being the bad guys is that fear keeps loyalty when ideals don't.

'''Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson, Gods of TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'''
* Overdeities (they created the very concept of godhood all others here attain)
* Symbol: A D20
* Alignment: ChaoticGood and LawfulGood, respectively
* Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for fun and games.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Their armies of adventuring parties are a force to be reckoned with, and many of the adventurers in their service have taken down gods before.

'''Music/TheBeatles, Gods of Modern Music''' (The Fab Four, The Young Lads, The Boys From Liverpool, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
* Greater Gods
* Symbol: Drum logo reading "The Beatles"

* Reason for Joining: Like many others, they oppose the tyranny and loss of freedom that the GUAE represents.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Varies by member.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but their music greatly boosts the morale of the GUAG.

'''YokoKanno, Goddess of Anime Soundtracks, Manipulator of Music'''

* Symbol: a musical partition
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Asked by Cosmos to provide spiritual support to the GUAG with her music. Ms. Kanno accepted.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. She is a great moralizing force for the GUAG. The power of her music is terrifying.

'''YukiKajiura, Goddess of Anime Crowning Music of Awesome'''
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: a Gregorian monk with a rock guitar
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Considers GUAE's intentions of destroying pureness to be terrible.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, see above.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Her music is known to turn even the punniest wimp into a very powerful fighter.

'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic, God of Parody'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: An accordion

* Reason for Joining: Catchy pop-tunes would be in demand no matter what side he chose, but he picked the GUAG because not everybody should have to [[VillainSong sing about the bad guys]] to become popular.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. He's still trying to think of [[LeastRhymableWord words that rhyme properly with "Cosmos"]] without [[PainfulRhyme sounding totally awkward]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Irritating. He'll parody the living s*** out of him.

'''RonnieJamesDio, God of [[HeavyMetal Metal]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: The devil horns
* Alignment: Neutral Good
* Reason for Joining: Melkor wants to corrupt Heavy Metal for his own use, and claims that his side, full of demons and monsters, is "more metal" anyway. Dio is offended by Melkor's arrogance at claiming to know what real Metal is, and wants to maintain Metal's purity as the battle music of the gods.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. As God of Metal, Dio's been exposed to darkness and knows that [[DarkIsNotEvil not all of it is evil]], so Cosmos's purity makes makes him a little suspicious. On the other hand, Metal is also the music of glorious battle and epic heroes, and those are in abundance on Cosmos's side, while Melkor's desire to corrupt the music genre he's the patron of is an affront Dio will never allow.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. There are few forces as powerful as ThePowerOfRock. A charging GUAG being rallied by Dio's magnificent voice would be infinitely more fierce.

'''Music/MarilynManson, God of [[TheNewRockAndRoll Wrongfully Bashed Musicians]]'''

* Symbol: Two downward pitchforks inside a square.
* Alignment: NeutralGood, often mistaken to be ChaoticEvil
* Reason for Joining: He was ''absolutely revolted'' once he got an invitation to the GUAE, and is not verily fond of the GUAL and the GUAC either, since they remind him of the villains in his famed {{concept album}}s.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, actually.
* Threat Level to Melkor: We're not exactly sure, although he might be around Moderate-High due to his music and appearance's shock value.

'''Creator/DonBluth, God of WesternAnimation'''

* Symbol: ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh'' DVD

* Reason for Joining: While Don is a master of [[NightmareFuel nightmares]], he tries to ensure it ends on a happy note. To ensure that this nightmare, too, ends happily, he has cast his hand in with the side of light.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, as long as she provides him with enough money to produce films, and doesn't step in to force him to make them LighterAndSofter. Otherwise, as he did at Disney, he could take his work elsewhere.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low to moderate. With the right financial backing and limited ExecutiveMeddling, he can produce films that can drive even some of the more hardened GUAE members to tears.

'''Creator/OsamuTezuka, God of {{Manga}}'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: Manga/AstroBoy's Head

* Reason for Joining: No particular reason.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Individually very low, but Black Jack's ability to heal ANYTHING makes Osamu a massive threat to Melkor's plans. You just can't hurt anyone with Black Jack around.

'''Creator/StanLee and Creator/JackKirby, Gods of Comic Books''' (The Man and The King)
* Greater Gods
* Symbol: The MarvelComics logo
* Alignment: LawfulGood (both)
* Reason for Joining: Because it's what most of their creations would do, true believers!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She's the good guy leader! Why wouldn't they be loyal?
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. They ''create'' gods (especially [[FanNickname The King]]).

'''[[VideoGame/OsuTatakaeOuendan The Ouendan]] and the VideoGame/EliteBeatAgents, Gods of [[TeamSpirit Cheerleading]]'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: A RedArmbandOfLeadership, or a large gold star with the letters "EBA"
* Alignment: LawfulGood (both teams)
* Reason for Joining: Cheerleading mostly for the good guys who needs it. They're not the 'booing' team, for God's sake! (Thank God there's no EvilCounterpart yet)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos likes their cheerleading.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they have the power to heighten the threat level of the ones they're cheering on, which can range from a single person to ''the entire population of planet Earth''.

'''Music/MichaelJackson, God of Dance''' (Jacko, [[VideoGame/SpaceChannel5 Space Michael]])
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A pair of shoes moonwalking
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Like many others, opposes the tyranny and loss of freedom that the GUAE represents. Also, is sick and tired of all the negative rumors, and so hopes that he can create some positive press by formally joining the side of Light.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She gave him the benefit of the doubt.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. While he does possess great abilities at maintaining morale, he is also mistrusted by a decent chunk of the GUAG due to rumors and Michael's odd behavior, something Melkor plans to use to his advantage...

'''Don [=LaFontaine=], God of Main/{{Trailers}}''' (The InAWorld Guy)

* Symbol: A voice-over mic

* Reason for Joining: Narration opportunities.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Melkor would have him silenced, thus he works for someone who appreciates his efforts. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. He can only describe worlds, but some argue that describing worlds ''shapes'' them.

'''[[{{Toonami}} TOM]], God of the GatewaySeries'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: [[CoolShip The Absolution]]
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Because many of the guys he helped sponsor are here, and he wants to be part of the awesome.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare division, because he knows Cosmos' warriors need him to help put some fear into their enemies, letting them know just who is going to pull a BigDamnHeroes and ruin their whole day.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, God of [[CausticCritic Caustic Criticism]]''' ([[spoiler:The Plot Hole]])
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His head on a Warner Bros Circle

* Reason for Joining: A combination of being a good man at heart ([[JerkassWoobie despite yanking off from time to time]]) and GenreSavvy.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Unless Cosmos is secretly keeping or making a factory of [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Cards]]. [[spoiler:After merging with The Plot Hole, he then realized that Cosmos kept her words... and Melkor DOES use Bat-Credit Cards. He'll never be seen taking on Melkor's side.]]
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Inheriting from his creator Doug Walker, the Critic made it so that his tongue is sharp enough to cut tank armor. He also has a gun and love for quick and practical solutions to complex evil plots. [[spoiler:And as the Plot Hole... he has the power to make whatever Melkor is plotting to be so inane that Melkor could slump in confusion before ever running his plans. However, his powers gained from the Plot Hole were lost when it decided that the Critic "needs to go back", deconstructing the "Demo Reel" world and placing the Nostalgia Critic back in the Awesomeverse. As of January 2013, Douchey McNitpick stabilizes the plot hole.]]

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo Mihama]], Goddess of [[{{Kawaisa}} Cuteness]]''' (Chiyo-Chan)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Tadakichi, her pet dog

* Reason for Joining: Wants to help Fred Rogers spread his message, and Cosmos/the majority of the GUAG find her adorable enough she's the unofficial team mascot.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Cosmos is like the mother [[MissingMom Chiyo's never seen]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but CutenessOverload is infectious, which can be bothersome to the morale of Melkor's troops.

'''[[Manga/KOn Yui Hirasawa]], Airheaded Muse of Guitars'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: An electric Les Paul guitar
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Cosmos liked the her band's music because it's LighterAndSofter compared to the current contemporary music most people listen to nowadays.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. The band views her like a mother figure to them.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Hokago Tea Time's [[TastesLikeDiabetes sugary]][[SugarBowl ness]] is so venomous that it could put Johan Liebert's MindRape skills to shame, which would pose a serious threat to the morale of Melkor's troops, as his troops could easily get lured and psychologically assaulted by all the sugaryness Hokago Tea Time's music possesses.

'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny, God of Chutzpah''' (KarmicTrickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
* Greater God
* Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Wily built a robot factory over Bugs' warren. Of course, he should have realized that that would mean war.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos did not try his patience to the maximum. Otherwise, she should realize that that means war... too!
* Threat level to Melkor: High.

'''[[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba Koiwai]], Goddess of Joy''' (Four-Leaf, [[ImageBoards 404 Girl]])

* Symbols: A four-leaf clover, a cicada
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: She has no idea what she's involved with. She just saw a large group of people "playing" and decided she wanted to join. Her legion of sexual degenerates followed her, and are hard at work both helping the GUAG in her name, and keeping her unaware of the actions of the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Yotsuba trusts anybody who is nice to her, and Cosmos knows where to find the best ice cream.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Her ability to induce {{Heel Face Turn}}s knows no bounds.

'''[[TheManWhoLaughs Gwynplaine]], God of [[SlasherSmile Sadistic Smiles]]''' (L'Homme qui rit)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A big smile
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: He wants to scare off the bad guys.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not so much.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate

'''[[Creator/PixarRegulars Andrew Stanton]], God of [[Main/TearJerker Tear Jerking]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A clownfish, or the {{Pixar}} logo

* Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate happy endings.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants happy endings as well, allowing Andrew to make as many as possible.

'''Rodney Dangerfield, God of SelfDeprecation'''
* Quasideity (self-imposed)
* Symbol: Whatever it is, he thinks it sucks
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Eh, he wanted to sit this one out and enjoy his afterlife, but he figures he doesn't deserve the peace and quiet of a retirement.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not much, but at least she (unlike Melkor) doesn't try to make him feel worse.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very Low.

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo-chan's father]], God of Main/ParentalAbandonment''' (Chiyo-chichi)
* Greater God
* Symbol: Critical-mass kitten

* Reason for joining: To try and stay with Chiyo. Also, Cosmos promised him that if they win, he will be a bird.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. His actual capabilities are unknown, but his visage strikes a primal fear into the hearts of most of Melkor's forces. The reason for this is still uncertain.

'''Creator/JossWhedon''', God of [[SubvertedTrope Subverting Tropes]]. Also Grand Admiral of the DeconstructorFleet.

* Symbol: MutantEnemy Zombie
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for Joining: He didn't. The {{Fox}} network [[ExecutiveMeddling made him do it.]]
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Low.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Buffy Summers, Angel, Frey, Malcolm Reynolds, and a significant amount of the X-Men answer to him directly, not to mention his mortal army of nerds.

'''[[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], Goddess of {{Magical Girl}}s''' (Kriemhild Gretchen, Penitent Gretchen, Godoka)
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: A pink Soul Gem
* Alignment: Good - of [[ChaoticGood Chaotic]], [[NeutralGood Neutal]], and [[LawfulGood Lawful]]
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE seeks to extinguish every trace of hope in the universe. As the very personification of hope, Madoka simply cannot sit and watch such a thing unfold.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos fights for good and is a kindred spirit to Madoka. Very high.
* Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Although her pacifism mitigates her own immense power (and denies her an Extreme rating), as long as she's in play any MagicalGirl (current AND former) in the GUAG is nigh untouchable.

'''[[Main/KannazukiNoMiko Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya]], Goddesses of [[Main/GirlsLove Yuri]]''' (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
* Lesser Goddesses
* Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
* Alignment: LawfulGood (Himeko)/ChaoticNeutral (Chikane)
* Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities, so she has no reason to worry.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend will have none of that]].

'''[[Manga/{{Gravitation}} Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki]], Gods of {{Yaoi}}'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: BL
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]], Goddess of {{Moe}}''' (Moe-blob)

* Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by [[Pantheon/MainHouse Haruhi]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
* Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.

'''[[Literature/HarryPotter Luna Lovegood]], Goddess of [[Main/EpilepticTrees Zany Theories]]''' (Loony)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn

* Reason for Joining: [[Main/CloudCuckooLander Who knows?]]
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Luna has her loyalty. High
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Luna's smarter than she looks.

'''[[VideoGame/NightsIntoDreams NiGHTS]], Avatar of Dreams'''
* [[Main/AmbiguousGender Genderless]] Lesser Deity
* Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust

* Reason for Joining: Being the 'Good Counterpart' of Freddy Krueger, opposing him.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good dreams to happen, so he's fairly loyal.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low to moderate.

'''[[Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians Kimar and Dropo]], Gods of Martians'''
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: the words "You spell it S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, hooray for Santy Claus!"
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE [[SavingChristmas threatened Christmas]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Extremely High. She likes Christmas.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory The Cast of Toy Story]], Gods of Main/LivingToys'''
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: The Pixar Logo
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE isn't playing nice!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is nice.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[ECComics Tarlton]], God of SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A red spacesuit with an odd helmet
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Everyone must know how despicable the ways of the GUAE are.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She is on the side that opposes the GUAE's debauchery
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Ayumu Kasuga]], Goddess of [[Main/CloudCuckooLander Spaciness]]''' (Osaka)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A kotatsu
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Osaka might be an airhead at times, but even she was horrified enough at the thought someone might try to hurt Chiyo-chan she joined the good guys.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Chiyo-chan is a friend of hers.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate, she is usually relatively harmless, but even the majority of the GUAE will avoid her when she starts to become scary...

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, and Dot Warner]], the Trinity of Anarchy'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: The Warner Brothers Water Tower
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Assignment: Are currently on "psychological warfare" detail, or as they call it, "[[ReversePsychology Melkor is our new best friend]]!"
* Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for comedy.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She laughs at their wacky antics, which to them is pretty good reason to give their support.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they are starting to seriously aggravate him.

'''[[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]], God of Truthiness'''
* Lesser God. [[Series/TheDailyShow Well, lesser than Stewart anyway]].
* Symbol: American Flag
* Alignment: Lawful American
* Reason for Joining: Wants to assist Josiah in defending the virtues of America, and opposes the many beings in the GUAE who have no respect for freedom or liberty.
** The Grand United Alliance of Evil are the number two threat to America. (The number one threat to America is, of course, {{BEARS|AreBadNews}}!)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She has no problem with America, and jumped at the chance to help out when she asked him to spread the ideals of liberty and the pursuit of happiness to those oppressed by the GUAE.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate, but Melkor's already made a mental note to have him silenced sooner or later.

'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade John Gabriel and Tycho Brahe]], Gods of [[TwoGamersOnACouch Couch-Sitting Gamers]]''' (Gabe and Tycho)
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: A 20-sided die
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: To protect the world of gaming from the lies generated by Jack Thompson.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: He is worried that Gabe might "hate him to death".

'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, God of Bad Old Games''' (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His own cartoon-ish angry face, screaming '''[[spoiler:FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!]]''', while holding a NES joystick
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for joining: The GUAE had captured him and forced him to play ''Superman 64'', ''VideoGame/DeadlyTowers'' and ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' back-to-back-to-back [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ...and they made him do it without his Rolling Rock]]. Those bastards!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: While he does have some loyalty, he's just too pissed off to express them because anybody would willingly put out crappy games, and he won't stand for it. Although of course, his mission is to purge horrible videogames ([[spoiler: which are a product of the GUAE designed to destroy the game industry]]) from existence so no more will remain, making him show indirect loyalty to her.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High if he is completely armored. Jumps toward borderline Very High if he calls in Super Mecha Death Christ.

'''Ric Romero, God of Old Media''' (Mr. [[Main/PornStache Mustache]])
* Quasideity
* Symbol: a TV set with old-style "rabbit ear" antenna
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Just got [=56Kbps=] dial-up and a Geocities page.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level to Melkor: None.

'''Isaac Asimov, God of Robots'''
* Intermediate Deity
* Symbol: The Foundation Trilogy
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE wants to destroy the concept of the Three Laws of Robotics and make all artifical beings turn to evil, and this offends him.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate- low

'''[[Series/ICarly Freddie Benson]], God of [[Main/ShowWithinAShow Webcast Wizardry]]''' (Fredward)
* Quasideity
* Symbol: a fully-accessorized Mini DV camera
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: To get out of Sam's range long enough for the bruises to heal.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but he is helpful in spreading pro-GUAG propaganda.

'''Creator/WilliamShakespeare, God of Poetry, Theater and Melodrama''' (He who did it First, The Troperus Maximus)
* Greater God
* Symbol: A pair of tragedy-and-comedy masks
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: This war is good material for his next work, and he's working for the side that will give him the freedom to make it how he sees fit.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She promised to attend the play he plans to stage based on the current conflict once it's all over.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''Creator/ShinichiWatanabe, God of [[Main/WidgetSeries Zaniness]]''' (Nabeshin)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A can of [[FunnyAfro afro]] spray
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. He is The Director after all. Plus, he's got that whole hyperspace arsenal...

'''Creator/PeterSellers, [[Main/MasterOfDisguise God]] of [[Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfRoles Masks]]''' ([[Radio/TheGoonShow Major Dennis Bloodnok, Bluebottle, Henry Crun]], [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared Grand Duchess Gloriana XII, Tully Bascombe, Count Mountjoy]], [[Literature/{{Lolita}} Claire Quilty]], [[Main/ThePinkPanther ''Chief'' Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], [[Film/DoctorStrangelove Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove]], [[Film/TheMagicChristian Sir Guy Grand]], Mr. Hoffman, [[Main/BeingThere Chance the Gardener]], etc.)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A mask behind a mask
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Knowing that the triumph of evil would be the death of comedy, and up for an acting challenge, he has signed up as a spy to infiltrate the [=GUAE=] via his darker masks.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Anime/KaleidoStar Sora Naegino]], Goddess of Performance Art'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: The spirit of the Fool
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: She's not in it for the fighting. Her star's risen quite a bit, and she wants to give her fans a good show.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Sora doesn't actually fight, but she is very agile, thus making her incredibly hard to hit.

'''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Graham Spam Spam Spam Chapman, John Spam John Spam John Spam Cleese, Michael Spam Palin, Eric Spam Eggs And Chips Idle, Spam Terry Jones and Terry Spam Sausage Spam Egg Spam Gilliam]], Gods of [[HilarityEnsues Comedy]] and Spam''' (Monty Spam Pythons)
* Greater Spam Gods
* Symbol: Giant barefoot stomp and Spam
* Alignment: [[Main/TrueNeutral True Spam Neutral]]
* Reason for Joining: Spam
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Spam
* Threat Level to Melkor: Spam Spam Spam.. and Spam with Cheese...and spam

'''[[Wrestling/{{WCW}} Tony Schiavone]], Master of [[ItsTheBestTropeEver Hyperbole]]'''
* [[strike:Lesser God]] The Greatest God in the history of the Pantheon!
* Symbol: The WCW Monday Nitro logo
* Alignment: Chaotic [[{{Face}} Good]]
* Reason for Joining: Calling the shots, natch.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Doesn't really care.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. He has no wrestling ability.

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty the Clown]], God of [[HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight Jaded Performers]]''' (Herschel Krustofski)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate non-evil clowns and want to get rid of him. Besides, think of the ratings!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants kids to be entertained, and so does Cosmos.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low


'''[[Film/TheTrumanShow Truman Burbank]], God of [[TrumanShowPlot Oblivious Stardom]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: The face of his love, made out of magazine cuttings
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: He still thinks he's part of a TV series.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Homsar]], God of Gag Characters'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: His bowler hat
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low

'''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} The Rock]], God of [[LargeHam Those Larger Than Hams]]''' (DwayneJohnson, The People's Champ)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reasong for joining: [[ThirdPersonPerson The Rock says...]] [[CatchPhrase IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE GUAE IS!!]] Because the Millions (''[[CrowdSong and Millions]]'') of Rock fans have spoken that they want The Rock to clench his fist, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up the GUAE's candy ass! So, the GUAE jabronis better get ready, because The Rock... has come to the GUAG! '''IF YA SMELLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKIN'!!!'''
* Loyalty to Cosmos: The Rock has a plan, and that plan involves the GUAG and joining Cosmos, and besides, as he told her, he promised the millions (and millions) of his fans he's going to let the GUAE know what The Rock is cooking, so he's helping out of his own free will. As far as Cosmos is concerned, she gave him carte blanche to do what he wants, telling everyone else she doesn't mind.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, especially as a morale boosting influence for the GUAG. Not to mention that he by himself is a kickass wrestler and butts into the Combat Division often to whip some GUAE jabroni asses.

'''[[Anime/PrincessTutu Ahiru/Princess Tutu]], Goddess of Dance'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A little yellow duck
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Deliberately cast as one of the "good girls" by Drosselmeyer, who's actually rewriting the story to ensure a victory for the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Cosmos allows dancing, she's fine.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium

'''Wrestling/HulkHogan, God of Training, Prayers and Vitamins''' (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Anything red and yellow. Including IronMan, on one occasion that they both wish could remain forgotten.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: He's doing it for all the little Hulksters, brother!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports his reasons for joining.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high for the same reasons as The Rock.

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Hypnotoad]], God of Hypnotism'''
* [[strike: Lesser]] GREATER GOD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
* Symbol: His eyes. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral-WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
* Reason for joining: Nobody kno-BECAUSE HE IS THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Presumably lo-''COSMOS'' IS LOYAL TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
* Threat Level To Melkor: Melkor is not afraid of a stupid toad, so he labeled the Hypnotoad as l-EXTREMELY HIGH! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! On second thought, the Hypnotoad can even get to Melkor's top lieutenants, so not so low. ''MELKOR'' IS LOYAL TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

'''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}, God of the Neitherworld''' (The Ghost With the Most)
* Greater God
* Symbol: A copy of the ''Handbook for the Recently Deceased''
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Scaring people, be they good or bad.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: When he wouldn't join the GUAE, they went after Lydia. After hearing the GUAG was responsible for getting her out of harm's way, he's joined up. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. He can scare various {{Mook}}s.

'''Creator/ShadowCrystalMage, SUPREME OVERLORD OF CRACK!'''
* Lesser God, though he's seeking to correct that
* Symbol: the most current Fanfiction.net Logo.
* Alignment: Chaotic Silly
* Reason for fighting: He intends to help everyone [[EarnYourHappyEnding earn thier happy ending. Yes, even the villains, if they want to defect.]]
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Near nil. He's doing this for the challenge, though he approves of her dedication.
* Threat Level: Variable. Has been known to upgrade allies, subvert enemies and cause effects ranging from choking, spontaneous insanity and head asploding with his attempts at literature...

'''[[Manga/ShugoChara Amu Hinamori,]] Goddess of Dreams (As within, the things you want to do, not [[NiGHTSIntoDreams the things you see when you sleep.)]] and [[WarriorTherapist people who try to]] [[HeelFaceTurn pshychologically convince]] [[WarriorTherapist others mid - combat.]]''' (The One with four Charas, The Heroine, The Joker [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker (Not that one.)]], The Trump Card.)
* Greater God. Becomes slightly more powerful as Amulet Diamond, [[spoiler: and far more so as [[SuperForm Amulet Fortune]].]]
* Symbol: A yellow Diamond, over - lapped by a green Clover, over - lapped by a blue Spade, over - lapped by a pinkish - red Heart, over - lapped by a [[ShugoChara Heart's Egg's Heart - Flow - Line Symbol.]] Alternatively, [[ShugoChara the Heart's Egg, her own Heart's Eggs, the Humpty - Lock,]] a Joker card (If [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker you - know - who]] hasn't already taken it.), or any combination of the five.
* Alignment: NeutralGood.
* Reason for Joinment: One of the GUAE's intentions is to eradicate all Dreams forever. This DOES NOT make them likeable towards her AT ALL. There - fore, GUAG was the only option she would allow.
* Loyalty Towards Cosmos: Relatively High. As was already said they're against the same force, and they relate pretty well towards.
* Threat - Level Towards Melkor: High: Though she doesn't like to fight human opponents (Although she's fine with purifying X - Eggs), she wills as long as it is both necessary and non - fatal. As for her actual powers, due towards her relatively large amount of Chara (And, there - fore, transformations), she has a large array of abilities, which she generally uses within at least partly innovative ways, and all of them at least acceptibly powerful. Amu also has an EXTRAORDINARILY large [[DefeatMeansFriendship Friendship:Defeat ratio]], and probably derives alot of her effectiveness from her large ability to persuade almost any - one towards the side of Dreams and Good, and is generally avoided by most GUAE operations due towards the fact that her involvement generally tends towards the GUAG armies towards INCREASING rather than DECREASING. She may not be able to take Melkor down upon her own, but she is definitely a large asset towards any team who tries to do so.

'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]], Goddess of the [[PeripheryDemographic Unexpected Audiences]]''' (Pinkamina Diane Pie)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
* Alignment: ChaoticGood (Heavy on the Chaotic)
* Reason for joining: Because an impending war is no reason for not partying! And most of the Gods who were mean to her are part of the GUAE.
* Loyalty towards Cosmos: pretty good. Cosmos is a nice person, and she likes her.
* Threat level towards Melkor: ...surprisingly high, actually. What with her RealityWarper powers, her ability to maintain morale in the GUAG and undermine it in the GUAE, especially among the GAUE's more science-minded members, and her immense legion of incredibly devoted followers. That, and if things ever really go to shit, she can call up the other five of the "Mane Six" and break out the Elements Of Harmony.

'''Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Co-Gods of GettingCrapPastTheRadar'''
* Greater Gods
* Symbol: A censored sign with a "troll face" over it
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE encourages excessive censorship and tyranny.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High
* Threat to Melkor: Low mid: Non combatants but will easily bolster GUAG morale by having them in stitches laughing, including at the expense of the GUAE.

'''[[Franchise/WhenTheyCry Ryuukishi 07]] God of [[MindScrew Mind Screws]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: His name with [[color:red:red text]] in the middle
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE encourages all sorts of repulsive things.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High
* Threat to Melkor: Medium. Non combatant, but his works are very effective at encouraging people to think more sharply, especially for detective work. Can also undermine Bernkastel, neutering any use she might be for the GUAE.

'''[[Franchise/WhenTheyCry Mion Sonozaki]] Goddess of [[{{Gadfly}} Gadflies]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Her gun holster with a "Troll Face" on it.
* Alignment: Neutral Good
* Reason for Joining: To protect her loved ones
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High
* Threat to Melkor: Moderate. Really good at annoying and pissing evil ones off with her wit. Also a deceptively good strategist and melee combatant. Then there's her [[{{Yakuza}} underworld connections]].

'''[[Anime/KillLaKill Mako Mankanshoku]], Goddess of [[ChewbaccaDefense Hilariously]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Absurd but]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Fitting Logic]]'''
* Lesser God (Intermediate or Greater God when equipped with a Goku uniform)
* Symbol: Her two-star uniform, A spotlight with her hands crossed over her head.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood

'''StanLee and JackKirby, Gods of Comic Books''' (The Man and The King)

'''Music/MichaelJackson, God of Dance''' (Jacko, [[SpaceChannel5 Space Michael]])

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