"I find your lack of beef jerky disturbing."
When a felon's not engaged in his employment (his employment)
Or maturing his felonious little plans (little plans)
His capacity for innocent enjoyment ('cent enjoyment)
Is quite as great as any honest man's (honest man's)
The heroes are on the ropes, the Evil Overlord
has been awakened from his ancient slumber
and his kung fu is stronger than theirs
. While the heroes are licking their wounds, they wonder what unspeakable evil he's plotting, and the camera makes a cut to...(Dramatic Pause!)
...the villain trying out some jeans and t-shirts at Hot Topic.
Similar to a Gilligan Cut
with an Affably Evil
or Punch Clock
villain as the Gilligan, Villains Out Shopping is a humorous cut to the villain doing or enjoying a perfectly mundane hobby unrelated to torture
or being evil
in general. Occasionally, the hero will join in and go Go Karting with Bowser
, and they generally won't attack villains during such activities, if only due to the market being a Truce Zone
A similar situation is one where the hero has mistakenly concluded that one of the usual villains has committed a crime, when really, it was a different one.
The hero will knock down the villain's door to discover...them trying on leather pants
. Like we said, a crime. (Unless it's David Bowie wearing them.)
Generally used to humanize the villain. Don't expect the Complete Monster
to do this, other than perhaps to try to subvert it. For the heroic version, see Heroes Gone Fishing
. A fanfic about the shopping trip is a Curtain Fic
. If someone says the villain's actions prove shopping is evil, they're committing the Hitler Ate Sugar
Not Me This Time
may occur if the heroes attack the villain because they didn't anticipate a shopping trip.
See also Bad-Guy Bar
, which is an establishment that caters specifically for villains who have off-time.
Kingpin in His Gym
and Mob Boss Suit Fitting
are subversions, as the villains may initially seem to be enjoying some downtime but are actually training for/planning further villainy.
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- The most famous routine in comedian Eddie Izzard's stand-up show Circle features Darth Vader vainly attempting to get served with some lunch in the Death Star's canteen. Watch it here.
- Definite Article by the same comedian gave us a queue of murderers all trying to shop at a late-night petrol station.
- Dungeons & Dragons will inevitably have many examples.
- In the Ravenloft campaign, Vlad Drakov, the cruel Darklord of Falkovnia, practices falconry as a hobby. The incredible irony is, while Drakov is a tyrant with absolutely no respect for human life, he can't bear to see his birds hurt.
- When not raining plagues and disease on the mortal realms, Father Nurgle enjoys tending his garden. It's a garden devoted entirely to disease, but hey! It's just a garden by another name, right? Nurgle is generally depicted as a kind and generous grandfatherly figure who likes spreading his presents.
- Frequently inverted in Mage: The Ascension and Mage: The Awakening by the use of fate magic. Wandering around doing errands and deciding where to wander impulsively while idling around is how entropy-manipulation gets you to the person or item you're seeking.