Funny / Resident Evil

This page is for the first game and movie only.
  • Virtually every single piece of Barry Burton's lines qualify.
    • Firstly, the infamous, inappropriate line he uses after he saves Jill from a slowly descending ceiling.
      Barry: That was too close! You were almost a Jill Sandwich!
      • For extra Narm, an astute listener might think he's saying "Jibble" Sandwich.
      • It doesn't help that even Jill's actress was about to laugh when saying "You're right!".
    • This gem when you find your deceased comrade Forest Speyer from Bravo Team
      Barry: Just TAKE. A. LOOK. AT. THIS! (looking at the forest surrounding the mansion and blocking the player's view of Forest their teammate) It's Forest! OH MY COD!!!
      Jill: It's awful.
      Barry: I'm gonna look into what caused Forest's death; it looks like he was killed by a crow or something!
    • Another infamous scene.
      Jill: Barry!
      Barry: Jill! What's going on. Any clues?
      Jill: No. But something's wrong with this house.
      Barry: WHOA, THIS HALL IS DANGEROUS (speaking about the calm, secure main hallway of the mansion). Maybe it's better to secure our escape route first. There must be a BACK DOOR somewhere. Let's try to find IT first, shall we?
      Jill: Okay. Let's seperate again!
      Barry: JUST A MOMENT! I found something
      Jill: What is it?!
      Barry: It's a weapon! It's really powerful, especially against living things!
  • Immediately after Chris and Rebecca defeat the Man-Eating Plant by poisoning its roots:
    Chris: We got to the ROOT of the problem!
    Rebecca: (dead silence)
  • The flatly nonchalant way Chris brushes off Jill's news that Wesker is a bad guy if you rescue her without visiting her cell beforehand.
    Jill: Captain Wesker, he's...
    Chris: Oh. I know. Anyway, let's get out of here!
  • The reveal that Wesker is a bad guy before you find him outside the Tyrant lab; you can find a photograph of a group of Umbrella researchers, and one of them is Wesker himself; But he looks near exactly like he does in game, with a pair of dark sunglasses. Whilst wearing his lab gear. No room for subtlety?
  • Crosses over with Narm. Just TRY to listen to this without laughing. As a bonus, read the comment section and take a shot every time you bust out laughing.
    • Some of the best?
    Tyrant: Sounds like the adults from Peanuts are having an orgy
    Evan Bernardi: Even the Zombie on the cover is all like "The hell is that...?"
    Ruler3995: I like how the first note tries to set up the atmosphere, then the song degenerates into a man dying of flatulence with an out of tune trumpet glued to his ass.
    Ryou Takeshi: Someone at Capcom listened to this and said "Yes, this is good, let's release it like that."
  • Jill's visceral reaction after she stomps on the bathtub zombie's head in the remake.
  • In the original version, Rebecca enters the room Chris is in and says "It's me, Chris." We should emphasize that this room is very well-lit, that Rebecca is standing right in front of Chris, and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Chris' vision or hearing. Despite all of this, Chris responds thusly:
    Chris: Is that you Rebecca?
  • The infamous scene in which Jill finds a very badly wounded Richard Aiken:
    Richard: Oh Jill. This house... is... dangerous! There are... terrible demons. (wound spurts blood) OOOUCH!
    Jill: (keep in mind that Richard is lying on the floor, covered in blood, and with a huge bite mark on him) You're wounded! What kind of demon attacked you!?
    Richard: It was a huge... snake. And also... poisonous!
    Jill: Poisonous? Oh, no... Richard, hold on!
    Richard: There is serum! ...oh no. I should have brought some with me.
    Jill: No problem. I'll go and get it!
    Richard: Thaaanks!
  • One of the portraits in the mansion in the remake looks like Daffy Duck.
  • In Chris' playthrough, when Wesker shows him the Tyrant, boasting that it's "the ultimate lifeform", only for Chris to laugh. Wesker then comes across like a little kid who's showing off his new toy and then getting mad because his friend doesn't think it's cool.
    Chris: (starts laughing)
    Wesker: (confused) Chris...?
    Chris: (keeps laughing)
    Wesker: (annoyed) Stop it!
    Chris: Wesker... you're pitiful! This is your savior? You say this FAILURE... is your SAVIOR?
    • It's not exactly better in the remake when, instead of laughing at Wesker, Chris says:
      Chris: Wesker, you've become senile!