Funny: Postal

  • Just before the elephant-killing errand in Apocalypse Weekend, one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then one of the rampaging elephants kills him.
  • I am the Vend-A-Cure 9000. Please step forward and urinate.
    If you have a small dick, step up closer to the plate.

    The Dude just stares at the machine
    Try not to splash me.
    Dude proceeds to urinate
    Damnit I said don't splash me, impotent human. Good God that is disgusting. Thanks for the urine.
    mechanical noises from within, before the machine dispenses anti-gonorrhea pills
    Have a nice day.
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