History Funny / Postal

11th Nov '17 8:16:26 AM flarn2006
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** The second is the charity drive on Wednesday, where one of your errands is to quickly get three-thousand dollars, so the Dude runs around town with an old-time cup asking for loose change. Like the petition, he starts out asking sweetly (though dodging explaining exactly what cause he's raising money for), gets annoyed if he asks to ask a second time, then threatens them for the third time. Unlike the petition, it's almost impossible to actually make enough money normally, as the split-personality starts hinting at after you've passed around 400 bucks.

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** The second is the charity drive on Wednesday, where one of your errands is to quickly get three-thousand dollars, so the Dude runs around town with an old-time cup asking for loose change. Like the petition, he starts out asking sweetly (though conspicuously dodging explaining exactly what cause he's raising money for), gets annoyed if he asks to ask a second time, then threatens them for the third time. Unlike the petition, it's almost impossible very time-consuming and not expected of the player[[note:though there's an achievement for it]] to actually make enough money normally, as the split-personality starts hinting at after you've passed around 400 bucks.
10th Oct '17 6:57:06 AM CodyDBuni
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--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Hey, you. How about offering to help some poor unspecified group of today's society?
--> '''The Postal Dude (Annoyed):''' I know you've got some unwanted cash burning a hole in your pocket. HAND it over!
--> '''The Postal Dude (TranquilFury Mode/Pissed):''' Here's the deal: You make a donation and [[BrutalHonesty you won't end up as food for the worms in the next five seconds]]./Are you gonna show some generosity OR will I have to beat it into you?
15th Aug '17 11:56:59 PM ZoeyPosthuman
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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.

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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.other.
* In Paradise Lost, Fire In The Hole has become a nightclub. Run by real life gay fascist white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, played by the real man himself. He wields a dildo as a weapon. You can of course kill Milo, in any way you'd kill any other Postal 2 NPC. Catharsis, thy name is Postal 2.
27th Apr '17 6:01:59 PM ZuTheSkunk
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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.

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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.
27th Apr '17 6:01:46 PM ZuTheSkunk
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--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]

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--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]bastard!]]
* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.
27th Mar '17 9:02:40 AM CodyPurple
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* [[spoiler: Postal 3!Dude]] manifests himself as the voice in the Postal Dude's head and often encourages him to just be violent (for example; he tells you to just kill vendors during some very long waits). That's right, ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually The Postal Dude]]'' has [[UpToEleven an evil voice in his head]].

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* [[spoiler: Postal 3!Dude]] manifests himself as the voice in the Postal Dude's head and often encourages him to just be violent (for example; he tells you to just kill vendors during some very long waits). That's right, ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually The Postal Dude]]'' has [[UpToEleven an evil voice in his head]].head]].
* Even though the Postal Dude now sounds like an actual lunatic in ''Redux'', but [[BlackComedy his dark sense of humor is still retained]] in several lines. Even with emotion added:
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SarcasmMode Is there a doctor in the house?]]
--> '''The Postal Dude (In the beginning of EZ-Mart level):''' [[FlatWhat What?]] You don't sell ''POSTAL''?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Here's your low-price guarantee.
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Now do you agree the customer's always right?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Sorry! He checked out already!
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' What do YOU MEAN this lane is closed?!
--> '''The Postal Dude (Emotionally):''' You must be freezing! [[KillItWithFire Let me warm you up...]]
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Sorry, I'm out of hot towels. Will this do?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]
25th Sep '16 5:58:37 AM BreakinBenny
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* There isn't a lot of amusing content in ''Postal 1'', but hostiles who [[ArtificialStupidity blow or burn themselves with their own throwables]] seems to be worth a laugh.
11th Jun '16 8:17:31 PM valos
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** It's also possible to hold off on the petition objective until reaching Gary Coleman. If some well-placed violence disrupts the scripted book-signing without turning him hostile, it's possible to pester him for signatures. Leading to extra amusement if the attempt actually succeeds.
17th May '16 1:14:40 PM CoolPopper
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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything.

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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. [[DeathByIrony And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything.]]
17th May '16 1:12:13 PM CoolPopper
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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and [[Irony kills him before he can do anything.]]

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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and [[Irony kills him before he can do anything.]]
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