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15th Aug '17 11:56:59 PM ZoeyPosthuman
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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.

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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.other.
* In Paradise Lost, Fire In The Hole has become a nightclub. Run by real life gay fascist white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, played by the real man himself. He wields a dildo as a weapon. You can of course kill Milo, in any way you'd kill any other Postal 2 NPC. Catharsis, thy name is Postal 2.
27th Apr '17 6:01:59 PM ZuTheSkunk
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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.

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* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] [=NPCs=] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.
27th Apr '17 6:01:46 PM ZuTheSkunk
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--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]

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--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]bastard!]]
* [=NPCs=] in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them. If these two [=NPCs]] happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other.
27th Mar '17 9:02:40 AM CodyPurple
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* [[spoiler: Postal 3!Dude]] manifests himself as the voice in the Postal Dude's head and often encourages him to just be violent (for example; he tells you to just kill vendors during some very long waits). That's right, ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually The Postal Dude]]'' has [[UpToEleven an evil voice in his head]].

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* [[spoiler: Postal 3!Dude]] manifests himself as the voice in the Postal Dude's head and often encourages him to just be violent (for example; he tells you to just kill vendors during some very long waits). That's right, ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually The Postal Dude]]'' has [[UpToEleven an evil voice in his head]].head]].
* Even though the Postal Dude now sounds like an actual lunatic in ''Redux'', but [[BlackComedy his dark sense of humor is still retained]] in several lines. Even with emotion added:
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SarcasmMode Is there a doctor in the house?]]
--> '''The Postal Dude (In the beginning of EZ-Mart level):''' [[FlatWhat What?]] You don't sell ''POSTAL''?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Here's your low-price guarantee.
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Now do you agree the customer's always right?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Sorry! He checked out already!
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' What do YOU MEAN this lane is closed?!
--> '''The Postal Dude (Emotionally):''' You must be freezing! [[KillItWithFire Let me warm you up...]]
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' Sorry, I'm out of hot towels. Will this do?
--> '''The Postal Dude:''' [[SpoiledBrat Rich bastard!]]
25th Sep '16 5:58:37 AM BreakinBenny
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* There isn't a lot of amusing content in ''Postal 1'', but hostiles who [[ArtificialStupidity blow or burn themselves with their own throwables]] seems to be worth a laugh.
11th Jun '16 8:17:31 PM valos
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** It's also possible to hold off on the petition objective until reaching Gary Coleman. If some well-placed violence disrupts the scripted book-signing without turning him hostile, it's possible to pester him for signatures. Leading to extra amusement if the attempt actually succeeds.
17th May '16 1:14:40 PM CoolPopper
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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything.

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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. [[DeathByIrony And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything.]]
17th May '16 1:12:13 PM CoolPopper
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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and [[Irony kills him before he can do anything.]]

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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and [[Irony kills him before he can do anything.]]
17th May '16 1:11:30 PM CoolPopper
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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything.

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* Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and [[Irony kills him before he can do anything.]]
1st May '16 2:38:38 PM BNSF1995
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If you have a small dick, step up closer to the plate.]]\\

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If you have a small dick, bat, step up closer to the plate.]]\\



[[AC:Damnit I said don't splash me, impotent human. Good God that is disgusting. Thanks for the urine.]]\\

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[[AC:Damnit I said don't splash me, impotent impudent human. Good God that is disgusting. Thanks for the urine.]]\\
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