Funny / My Huntsman Academia

It's Rooster Teeth combined with My Hero Academia, of course it's going to be funny.

As always, Spoilers Off on all Moments pages. All spoilers are unmarked. You Have Been Warned.

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Prologue

I'm Going To Be a Hero

• After hearing Izuku mumble on the airship to Beacon, Yang drops the first of many lame puns in the story.
  Yang: Man, talk about word vomit. Hopefully I didn't get any on my shoes. Eh? Eh? [collective groaning]
  • In a Hilarious in Hindsight moment, Yang is the first girl Izuku hears talk in the entire story. First Girl Wins, anyone?
• Izuku thinks about all the people who put their faith in him to get him to Beacon. He then realizes that it's just Toshinori and his mom.
• Izuku is busy trying to psyche himself up on his way to Initiation... only to fall flat on his face with no one to catch him.
  Today is the first day he-
  Trip.
  ... You know what, never mind. He could just die here. That'll be fine too.

Welcome To Beacon

• After tripping, Izuku is amazed to find that he's totally unhurt thanks to his new Aura. While he's busy marveling over this, Ruby isn't watching where she's going and inadvertently steps on the back of his head, causing her trip on top of him.
  Welp, this just became a conga line of embarrassment.
• Izuku fumbles all of his attempts to introduce himself to Ruby and Yang. The first time he's cut off by Katsuki growling at him to get out of his way, the second time because of his own awkwardness.
  Izuku: A-Anyway... my name's actually Izuku Midoriya. I guess it's nice to meet both of you.
  Yang: [teasingly] You guess?
  Izuku: I-I mean you both seem really nice but, w-well, you really don't know how things are going to get off with people y-you meet by having them step on the back of your head and...
• Izuku's first thought after he realizes he's been talking to two girls for a reasonable amount of time.
  Izuku: HOLY WOAH, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO GIRLS!
• Izuku is not good with talking to girls. How bad is he? He botches his greeting to Blake so badly that she thought he was hitting on her.
• After Ruby and Blake leave him behind at the Main Hall, Izuku ponders his options going forward. He could try to introduce himself to someone else. His other option?
  Or he could just hide in a corner until Ozpin comes to give his speech, that's an option too.
• He ends up walking up to Weiss and introduces himself to her. After fidgeting nervously for a while, she realizes that he doesn't actually know who she is. When she spells it out for him, his response can be neatly summed up as, "Oooooh.... Oh boy..."
• When Izuku learns that he'll be sleeping in the Main Hall while surrounded by drop-dead gorgeous girls, he has to decide what to wear to sleep. The available options are:
  Go out to sleep in your workout clothes. That'll keep tonight from being anymore awkward than it's going to be, sleeping in the same room with a bunch of girls.
  Go in the usual; shorts and a t-shirt. Toshinori really was impressed and you know how the guy usually looks in 'Hero' form.
  Go in just shorts. GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRA!
• At the breakfast before Initiation, Izuku goes over to Pyrrha and finds that she's speaking with Weiss along with Shoto and Tenya. When Izuku learns who Shoto and Tenya are, the reactions are:
  Absolutely nerd right the fuck out.
  CONTAIN YOURSELF!
• Izuku ultimately opts to contain himself when he hears Toshinori's voice ring out in his mind. It then dawns on Izuku that Toshinori has become the voice of his conscience.
  Toshinori's Voice: Hey fanboy, don't nerd out on me here!
  Izuku: [rambling internally] Come on though, this was way too cool! Two of the most prestigious Hunter families in all of Remnant represented here, in your class, at Beacon Academy! That's way too awesome, after all, the Iida family-
  Toshinori's Voice: I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!

The Emerald Forest

• Izuku starts freaking out when he realizes that Initiation consists of throwing students into a forest full of bloodthirsty Grimm without supervision.
  Ozpin: Now, are there any questions?
  Izuku: [panicking internally] Any questions?! ANY QUESTIONS?! Why is your school being run like this?! How do you not have massive lawsuits from parents year after year because of this!? HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY DIED?! ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?! HOLY WOAH, WERE TOSHINORI AND ENJI REALLY JUST BLIND LUCK?! HOW ARE WE ALL EXPECTED TO GET DOWN THE- [watches someone get flung into the forest] Oh... Oh. Well, that was one question answered, at least... WHAT?!
• Izuku is floundering in the air while trying to land until he sees Pyrrha's spear coming right at him, latching onto the handle so that it would carry him to a nearby tree. Then we have the following exchange:
  Izuku: I did it! [waves off into the distance with a free hand] Thank you!
  Pyrrha: [far away] I'm sorry!
  Izuku: No, really, Thank you!
• After getting down from the tree with the help of Pyrrha's spear, Izuku has to resist the urge to kiss the ground after the h harrowing experience of being tossed through the air with no obvious way to land.
• Ruby flies into Izuku's arms after spending the last few hours with Katsuki as her new partner.
  Ruby: [tackles Izuku and wraps her arms around him] OH MY GOD, FRIENDLY HUMAN CONTACT!
  Izuku: [eyes widen and face reddens] R-R-Ruby?!
  Ruby: [hurriedly] OH MY GOD IZUKU I'M SO SORRY FOR EVER THINKING THAT YOU MIGHT BE WEIRD I MEAN I SHOULDN'T JUDGE BECAUSE I'M WEIRD TOO AND AWKWARD KIDS SHOULD REALLY STICK TOGETHER BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BAD I MIGHT'VE MISJUDGED YOU BEFORE I MET KATSUKI I MEAN HE'S SUCH A JERK I MEAN HE GOT US ON THE TRAIL AND EVEN FIGURED OUT HOW FAR OFF THE RUINS ARE BUT HE'S BEEN SO MEAN ABOUT IT AND-
• Izuku starts thinking that he has to do something about Katsuki so he doesn't bully Ruby... but is immediately sidetracked by the fact that he had just been hugged by a girl.
  Izuku: OOOH! SO YOU AND KACCHAN ARE TOGETHER- I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I JUST MEANT THAT, OH, I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL BE GOOD PARTNERS, NOT THAT I DOUBTED THAT FOR A SECOND... SORRY!
• Katsuki is disgruntled by the fact that his partner is a short girl young enough to still be in combat school. Ruby isn't pleased to be around him either.
  Ruby: Not this again - we're partners now! You should at least make an effort to try and get along!
  Katsuki: [when Ruby says they should get along] And I said I didn't ask for a damn partner! Especially not some loud runt who should still be running around a combat school!
  Ruby: I am not a runt! I've drunk lots of milk and I'll have you know I'm a growing girl!
• Ruby is just begging for friendly contact and pleads with Izuku and Pyrrha to stay with her.
  Ruby: I mean... yeah, that's true but... well, safety in numbers and... [eyes wide as she looks at Pyrrha and Izuku] Please don't leave! I don't know if I can handle more of him being such a jerk! I don't think my poor little heart can take it!
  • Ruby Rose, one of the most optimistic people in the setting, has Bakugo, a man whose hero name is "Lord Explosion Murder," as her partner. The person who commented after this was revealed could only say, "Oh christ."
• Izuku sympathizes with Ruby and considers sticking around to give her tips on surviving a partnership with Katsuki... or if not tips, at least provide some friendly company.
  ... Well, if anyone knows how to at least survive Kacchan, it's you. You should probably give Ruby a few tips for... well, you don't have tips... well, you can at least give her some friendly company?
• When Ruby, Izuku, Katsuki, and Pyrrha run into more Grimm that were attracted by the negativity loop between the Mountain Glenn natives, the narrative asks the readers to craft a battle plan as usual, only to be cut off by Katsuki's trademark Battle Cry.
  Craft a battle-
  Katsuki: GET OUT OF MY WAY, DEKU! [shoves Izuku out of the way] DIE! [blows up the nearest Beowolf]
• When the Giant Nevermore appears, Pyrrha tells Izuku to run for it. The narration then provides the options of running away, and the option to go to the Nevermore which is listed as: "Well...She said run,". To make it better, the option includes a link to a youtube video of "You Say Run," Izuku's, and arguably the entire show’s, action leitmotif.
  User: You bastard. You stuck “You Say Run” in to one of the options, and the knee-jerk reaction to pick it is very very strong.
  • Sure enough, the vote was Unanimous in favor of "Well...She said run,"
• Yang puns again, only for Tsuyu to slap her for it.
  Yang: I guess you could say that the Beowolves were more Bark than- [gets slapped with a loud thwap] OW! Tsu! Stop hitting me every time I make an awesome joke!
  Tsuyu: Your puns barely count as jokes, Yang, ribbit.
• Poor Blake. Her first impression of Izuku was a boy stuttering and so shy and scared that she thought he was trying to ask her out, and she thought he wouldn't last ten minutes. Then he one-shots an Elder Grimm right in front of her. You can feel the confusion in the poor girl as she watches him after that.
• Ruby notices how Izuku's arm is all busted up after his first Beacon Smash. Katsuki barks at her, Yang barks at Katsuki. Weiss manages to restore order, but Izuku is quick to notice that she looks like she's had a long day with Nora.
  Ruby: OH MY GOD, IZUKU, ARE YOU GOING TO DIE?!
  Katsuki: WOULD YOU SHUT UP YOU RUNT, HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT!
  Yang: DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE-
  Weiss: [exhausted] GUYS! [everyone stops to look at her] Maybe we should stop SCREAMING at each other for JUST. ONE. MOMENT... and let these guys explain what happened.

Ending Ceremony

• Weiss is thoroughly done and just wants to get out of the forest, praying for some sane companionship at the end of the day. She winds up on a team with Nora "The Mad Queen" Valkyrie and Izuku "Absolute Madman" Midoriya.
• Izuku tries to ask Toshinori for tips on how to talk to girls without looking like a complete spaz, but his wording is so terrible that Toshinori assumes that he needs to have The Talk. Both of them are mortified over this.
  Izuku: T-Toshinori... I-I-I wasn't... I-I didn't mean like that! I just meant like how do I talk to them without coming off like a spaz!
  [Beat]
  Toshinori: What the hell, Midoriya!? I'm sitting here sweating bullets trying to give you advice man-to-man and THAT'S all you meant?!
  Izuku: AAAAAAAH! I'm sorry! This is so embarrassing!
  Toshinori: YOU THINK YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, I THOUGHT I'D NEED TO GIVE THE TALK TODAY, HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING?!
  Izuku: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Izuku feels so honored when he's named the leader of Team MNVW that he starts crying Ocular Gushers and has to be slowly pried out of the stage by his new teammates.
• Katsuki explodes after learning that he was on a team with Ruby and that she is his leader.
  Katsuki: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
• After psyching himself up with the knowledge that Ozpin made him a team leader and Toshinori made him his successor, Izuku begins to brim with confidence. That confidence flies out the window when he realizes that he'll be sleeping in the same room with three gorgeous girls with only a single bathroom between them.
• While her teammates are blushing and panicking over the thought of having to sleep in the same room with the opposite sex, Nora just plops down on her bed and asks if her teammates don't like twin beds.

First Semester

Week Two

• In Blake Belladonna Interlude #1, Blake is caught stalking Izuku^note  As Blake nearly blurted out she was a faunus to him when he was looking for string in Omake 18 and Is looking for blackmail in the event he figured out her race by the worst possible person (for her), Toshinori Yagi, who thinks that Blake is stalking Izuku because she likes him...(or wants to talk to him).

Week Five

• Izuku is an excellent baker in this story and ends up baking a cake for Pyrrha's surprise birthday party. Everyone is happy to declare that it's delicious... except Katsuki, who refuses to admit that he likes it.
  Blake: [motioning over to Katsuki] It must be pretty good cake too, if Katsuki's willing to stick around just to eat it.
  Katsuki: [mouth full of cake] I'm not just here because of Deku's shitty cake.
  • Weiss is having none of Katsuki's Implausible Deniability.
    Weiss: [speaking to Izuku] The parties in Atlas, especially at the social rank my family occupies, are less about dancing or eating a fourth slice of cake like Katsuki Bakugou over there-
    Katsuki: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
    Weiss: JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE THE CAKE, YOU BRUTE!
    Katsuki: OVER MY DEAD BODY!

The Tunnels

• While dealing with the Grimm and Monochrome League at Mountain Glenn, Nora mounts Tenya as her "gallant steed" while cackling at the top of her lungs and cutting a swathe through the enemy with every swing of her hammer. As annoyed as Tenya is at this display, he can't help but admit that it's effective.
  Monochrome League: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!
  Nora: HEE-HAAAAAAAH! GO MY TRUSTY STEED GO, BANDITS HAVE TAKEN TO ASSAULTING YOUR QUEEN'S GROUNDS, WE CANNOT LET THIS OFFENSE GO UNPUNISHED! NOW GO!
  Tenya: MISS VALKYRIE, I WILL SAY THAT THIS IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE... AND KICKING MY RIBS DOES NOTHING THROUGH MY ARMOR!
  Nora: GALLANT STEEDS DON'T TALK, NOW KEEP MOVING!
• While Yang is exhausted due to the battle against the Grimm and the Monochrome League at Mountain Glenn, Izuku offers to let her ride on his back to conserve her energy while they move to their next destination. He quickly turns into a blushing mess when he realizes that Yang's breasts are pressing into his back.
  Yang: Hey Slugger, if this isn't working out for you, I can get off and walk, it's-
  Izuku: [voice cracking] N-No! I-I'm fine, everything's fine.
  • The impetus behind this decision was someone in the comments of the previous section saying "We haven't had Izuku be embarrassed in almost several seconds, we should fix that."
    • It gets better- originally, Izuku was supposed to carry her bridal-style, until someone analyzed exactly how carrying her piggyback style would a) leave Izuku's arms free if they needed to fight and b) increase his embarrassment from having Yang's assets pressing into his back.
      Quester 1: If we’re going to carry Yang, the only sensible method should be a bridal carry. We haven’t had Izuku embarrassed in whole seconds, therefore need to keep things balanced.
      Quester 2: Bridal Carry embarasses Izuku and Yang for a short time, while he takes care to only look in front instead of at Yang....But Yang is stacked.....Which means a Piggyback ride means a whole bunch of softness pressing up against Izuku's back or head, which is sure to thoroughly embarass him the whole way. And having to look forward only puts his red face even more on display for Weiss.... Plus, if we get attacked, it's easier to let Yang slide off and have our hand's free than drop a bridal carry, plus in the first case she'd be safely behind us as we wanted her to, in the latter she'd more likely be in front of us, possibly taking the brunt of an attack.
      Quester 1: Good sir, I am in awe of your wisdom. Have a like you magnificent bastard.

Color Week

• Izuku tries to get even with Yang for teasing him all semester by taking her out for a night in Vale and trying to flirt with her. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Izuku starts having second thoughts about his plan as he and Yang walk into a fancy restaurant together, but he ends up going through with it after Yang starts teasing him again.
    Yang: Gosh Izuku, you really do just play a long game with the girls huh? This nervous and cutesy attitude hiding the mind of a real lady's man, I tell you. I warned you that I might be putty in your hands if you took me out to a fancy dinner...
    Izuku: W-W-Well... is it working?
    Yang: [choking on her drink] Huh?
    Izuku: I-I-I mean... you said so in The T-Tunnels right? That you'd be putty in my hands if I took you out to dinner after that... s-so... u-uh...
  • While seeing Yang's reaction was fun, Izuku immediately realizes that he's poured gasoline on an open fire when Yang turns the tables. Izuku, against his better judgment follows through, which he immediately regrets.
    Yang: [leans forward suggestively as Izuku blushes] Izuku Midoriya... are you trying to out tease me of all people? Do you really want to play this game of Chicken? Because Slugger, I'm not sure you want to try to make me flinch. I mean, good show right there, you almost got me... but Slugger, it's going to take way more than that. I wouldn't want to put you at risk of a heart attack from the attempt.
    Izuku: [internally] There was no way you could do this. Just absolutely no way. Look at her: you knocked her off her footing for just a second and then, bam, there she was grinning like a wild animal. There was no way you were in this, no way you could possibly handle it...
    [to Yang] I think my heart's a little stronger than you give it credit for Yang. L-L-Let's do this.
    [internally again] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
  • Yang spends the rest of her time at the restaurant acting as suggestively as possible while Izuku struggles to maintain his composure and drops incredibly cringeworthy one-liners that he learned in Professor Kayama's class.
    Yang: Don't be so stressed Iz-u-ku~ [leans forward so her breasts are directly within his line of sight] After all, you've taken me out to some place fancy... you're allowed to look~
    Izuku: [internally] Cold thoughts Izuku, cold thoughts. Ice cubes, cold showers, Mountain Glenn winter. Going skiing on the top of the mountain and then tumbling down a good way through all that snow. Cold thoughts, cold thoughts, cold thoughts...
    [out loud] W-Well I wouldn't want to look too long... I mean, y-you're so... r-r-radiant I might just go blind.
    [internally] Oh Gods, that was horrible. You were never going to follow Kayama's lessons again as long as you live.
    Yang: [struggling not laugh] Well aren't you a sweetie, paying me such a nice little compliment. I'll have to remember that... [slowly winks back at him]
  • As Izuku drops another cheesy one-liner, he mutters about being terrible at purposefully hitting on people. Unintentionally on the other hand...
  • Yang starts actively flirting with Izuku, painting a picture of him as he were broad-shouldered and square-jawed. Even though he knows that Yang is totally toying with him, he still feels the urge the throw up.
    Izuku: Still, you weren't really the picture of the man she was painting... SO THEN WHY DO I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO THROW UP?!
  • After winning her a prize at a local carnival, Izuku debates on what plushie he wants to get her. He considers the green-haired horse doll as something to remember him by... then he realizes that dolls are something girls hug while they're sleeping and immediately reconsiders.
    Izuku: The green plush horse that had green hair? Something to remember me buy when she took it to... [Beat] Nope.
  • Immediately after the above, he decides to get her a yellow dragon plush and offers yet another terrible one-liner that he actually thinks is good. The one running the stall immediately buries his face in his hands and Yang has to turn around as she snorts at the display.
    Izuku: I-I know that heroes aren't supposed to bring the dragon and the fair maiden together, b-but I think we can make an exception this time, right? [internally] Nailed it.
    Carnie: [buries his face in his hands] Oi vey...
  • Yang then takes Izuku to a Ferris wheel, during which she poses herself so that if he dared to look down, he'd be staring straight at her breasts. He starts screaming internally while Yang is clearly having the time of her life teasing him.
    Yang: Looking for someone, Iz-u-ku~?
    Izuku: [internally] DON'T LOOK DOWN DON'T LOOK DOWN DON'T LOOK DOWN!
    Yang: What's wrong Izuku? Nervous about having an audience? [slowly drags herself closer while holding the dragon plush] Don't worry... it's okay if he watches.
    Izuku: [internally] COLD THOUGHTS! COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD THOUGHTS COLD- [Yang starts snickering] thoughts?
    Yang: [busts out laughing] Gods Izuku... you needed to see the look in your eyes. Wow, I mean, I thought I've seen panic before but wow.
  • After disabusing Yang of any notion that she was bullying him, Izuku decides to make a pun on her name. Yang tosses the dragon he got her in response before offering to kiss to make it better.
    Yang: Big talk coming from you, Slugger. You'll get the Yang of all this eventually? Bold words, bold words indeed. I guess I'll just have to step up my game if I don't want to lose out on seeing your blush and stumble your way through a conversation with me. [both of them grin at each other] Now give me that back.
    Izuku: I-I'm not going to give it back if you're just going to throw it at my head like that!
    Yang: Pssh, like that actually hurt... or if it did, maybe I should kiss it a little to make it better?
    Izuku: AAAAAAH!
• Izuku brings his friends over to Mountain Glenn to celebrate Hunter's Day with them and introduces them to his mom. Nora instantly goes off on a tangent and asks what condoms are, making Inko come to the conclusion that Nora is sleeping with Izuku. Nora's increasingly vague wording continues to scare Inko until she faints after coming to the conclusion that Izuku is in a polygamist relationship with every girl on his team.
  Inko: I'M SO SORRY IF MY SON'S CALLOUS BEHAVIOR HAS FORCED YOU INTO A PLACE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE! PLEASE, GIVE HIM A CHANCE, I PROMISE HE'S A GOOD BOY! AT LEAST LET ME SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN WHEN THEY'RE BORN!
  Izuku: MOM, NORA ISN'T PREGNANT AND SHE AND I AREN'T-
  Nora: What?! There'd even be a doubt that he'd let you see your grandbabies? For shame, Fearless Leader! [tuts to Izuku before saluting Inko]I promise Dekumama, you'll see your grandbabies when they're born! I'll make sure of it!
  Inko: THANK YOU, YOU'RE A SAINT!
  Izuku: MOOOOM! I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH NORA, THIS IS A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING!
  Nora: Pffft, what are you talking about, Izuku? Of course you're sleeping with me! You're sleeping with all three of us, right? [Inko hits the ground while Weiss slaps Nora for being an idiot]
• Izuku and his friends see all the kids running around in Toshinori onesies in Mountain Glenn and asks if Katsuki and Izuku have ever worn one. Katsuki scoffs at the notion and looks off to the side. Meanwhile, Izuku looks on like a deer in the headlights as Coco starts pressing for more details.
  Coco: [amused grin] Are there pictures, Deku?
  Izuku: WELL LET'S GET GOING GUYS THIS HOLIDAY'S NOT GONNA CELEBRATE ITSELF! [dashes off into the crowd]
• Mitsuki doesn't mince words when she's ordering her son to visit home every week... then goes into a pleasant, sing-song tone immediately afterward.
  Mitsuki: LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FATHER GETS WHEN HE HAS TO STAY IN THAT HOUSE BY HIMSELF, SO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAMN SCHEDULE TO VISIT HIM EVERY WEEK OR SO WHILE I'M ON VACATION AND I MEAN IT!... DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THE TRAIN OVER THERE AND DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO MOUNTAIN GLENN JUST TO MAKE A POINT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL!... DON'T GET FUCKIN' SMART WITH ME! I MADE YOU AND I CAN JUST AS EASILY UNMAKE YOU!... That's what I thought. Now tell that little Ruby girl and the rest of your teammates I said hi, I'm here at Inko's house so I have to go now. I love you, alright?

Week Eight

• When Izuku picks out a book that he thinks Blake would like in Tukson's Book Trade, he picks out Ninjas of Love II without knowing it was a raunchy novel. Blake and Tukson's reactions to seeing him obliviously buy this book as a gift for her were both entertaining.
  You watch as two things immediately happen simultaneously. First, Tukson immediately brings his forearm up to his face and you hear choking and chortling sounds hidden behind it as the man coughs aloud into his arm. "Sorry, allergy season, you know how F-Fall is..." The man barely gets it out between rapid, shallow breaths as his eyes threaten to water and, to be frank, you knew a stupid excuse when you heard one...
  Especially because of Blake's reaction. Immediately the usually stoic's girl face turned a deep, cherry red, all the way from her neck to the very tips of her ears as an embarrassed expression plasters itself on her face, her eyes immediately going wide.
  • Here's a direct link for those who want some giggles! https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/my-huntsman-academia-rwby-mha-cross-quest.549311/page-409#post-46616434

Week Nine

• While alone in his house with Blake, Izuku asks why she didn't bring Ninjas of Love II with her. She blushes and says she finished it and Izuku notes that she must have really liked it if she finished it so quickly.
  Blake: Yes... I had a good time... reading it. I had a good time reading it.
• When Izuku tries to help Blake with her crush problem, he says that their situation is similar to the one in Ninjas of Love II, replacing the feud between ninja clans with the tensions between Humans and Faunus. Blake is immediately embarrassed by the statement because her crush is Izuku himself.
  Blake: ... Can we not talk about... him in the context of Ninjas of Love? Please? I'd appreciate it...
• Izuku, while slightly drunk, asks Katsuki what the latter's favorite ice cream is. His response:
  Katsuki: Neapolitan. Fuckin' love the stuff man. Could eat that out of a bowl all day if you'd let me...
  • Katsuki then notices the weird reaction Izuku has to his statement, takes a moment to go over what he just said, and then gets angry.
    Katsuki: Deku... you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking...
    Izuku: ... I was.
    Katsuki: RAAAAAAAAAAH! DEKU, YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
    Izuku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Week Ten

• Izuku suggests that Todoroki should do a part time job at an ice cream store to help improve his find control with ice, but then realizes that having the son of the 2nd best huntsman work in an ice cream parlor would be humiliating for his father. Shoto, upon hearing that, beams at the thought and accepts the idea.

Week Eleven

• During another one of their nightly hang outs, Yang decides to drag Izuku to a karaoke lounge. He protests loudly at first, but he isn't sure if Yang is exceptionally convincing or if he's just exceptionally weak-willed when he finally agrees.
  Izuku: (terrified and embarrassed) Yang, no!
  Yang: [revs up Bumblebee] Yang, yes!
  Izuku: YANG, NO!
  Yang: Yang-
  Izuku: [Gilligan Cut to karaoke lounge] yes...
• After Izuku manages to knock it out of the park at the karaoke lounge with his cover of "Peace Sign", he denies being a natural-born singer. Yang thinks otherwise and suggests that he start his own boy band.
  Yang: Well Hell, are you sure that's the reason you want to explain why you sung it so well? [grins and winks at him as she sits down on the couch] I mean, sure, nostalgia and meaning is great, but you sure you aren't just a natural born singer there, Slugger?
  Izuku: Y-Yeah, I'm pretty sure Yang.
  Yang: I can see it now! Izuku Midoriya! The Symbol of Peace and Symbol of Song! Greatest Boy Band Lead of our Generation and the #1 Huntsman! The innocents and throngs of girls flock to him in droves!
  Izuku: [snorting as Yang gives fake oohs and aahs] Yang, stop.
  Yang: I refuse to stop!
• When they go to a photo booth, Izuku makes Yang bust out laughing by shaping his face into a flawless pantomime of Toshinori's.◊ She then decides to intentionally embarrass him just so she could have his blushing face on camera.
  • Wanting to get even, Izuku then flashes his abs at the camera. His abs are impressive enough that Yang is totally mesmerized for several seconds until Izuku snaps her back to reality. After he realizes what he's done, Izuku starts wondering why the hell he thought it was a good idea, even if he managed to accomplish his goal of making her a blushing, stuttering mess.
    Izuku: BEACON FLAAAAASH! [shows her his abs as Yang stares at them and subconsciously reaches out to touch them] Y-Yang?
    Yang: Uh huh? [continues to stare at his abs]
    Izuku: Yang!
    Yang: Woah, okay, hey I'm... I'm here!
    • Even better, Yang's reaction is caught in the last camera flash. So she'll forever have an image of Izuku lifting his shirt while she drools dazedly while reaching out as if to touch his six-pack.
  • While they're speaking at the pier, Yang makes a comment that makes Izuku thing that she's going to flash her midriff to him, making him panic again until she starts talking about her past dating experience.
    Yang: You know... you've already laid your cards down on the table because I asked about them. It's only fair I do the same, right?
    Izuku: [internally] Huh? What was she talking about? Lay your cards down... was she talking about you flashing her... [faces reddens again] Was she going to flash her stomach at you... Wait, you already knew what her midriff looked like... HOLY WOAH, YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT A GIRL'S MIDRIFF LOOKED LIKE! WHY WERE YOU ONLY JUST NOW REALIZING THIS?
• After he and Yang agree to start dating for real, she immediately flips on the flirting switch and starts talking about how he'll have to start holding her hand. Then she slips her hand into his and he nearly faints.
  Izuku: H-H-H-Holding hands... with a girl...
  Yang: Not just any girl... your giiiiirlfriiiiiend~
  Izuku: [internally as he's practically steaming from excitement and nervousness] Your girl... your girl.... your girlfri... Why was Yang raising her arm like... [realizes that he's clenching Yang's hand and nearly faints]
  Yang: WOAH! HAHAHAHAHA! Easy there Slugger, can't have you passing out before we get back to Beacon! ... This is going to be great, Slugger. I know it.
• Tenya calls for a meeting between Team MNVY and Team TABY in order to discuss Yang and Izuku's relationship and so that it won't interfere with their studies. Then Tenya asks that Yang and Izuku practice safe sex. Everyone else is embarrassed by this statement, with the exception of Nora who finds it hilarious.
  • When Tenya suggests that Izuku buy condoms, Nora, after a brief moment trying to stop herself, admits that he has a box of them in his room.
  • Pyrrha's attempts to explain only make it worse.
    Pyrrha: Hey, it's not even Izuku's fault that he has them! His mother sent them in!
    Tsuyu: His 'mom' sent them to him? My parents wouldn't send me something like that even if they knew I was in a relationship.
    Pyrrha: Hey now, his mother sent them in because she doesn't want to be a grandmother yet!
• At the end of his final exam in Live Exercises, Izuku is overwhelmed with joy after realizing that he had in fact gotten a lot stronger than when he came to Beacon when he decimates an entire pack of Beowolves in seconds. Toshinori has to remind him not to cry.
  Toshinori: Izuku Midoriya. You've done exceptionally well in my class. Always pushing yourself, always giving it your all! Let this moment show that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, your time here at Beacon has not been wasted! That whereas you may have struggled in your arrival, that you have come far! [spreads his arms] It is my pleasure to say that you, Izuku Midoriya, will be awarded an A+ from my class! Congratulations young man, you're certainly ready for what challenges Beacon will throw at you next semester!
  [Beat as tears well up in Izuku's eyes] Don't cry, okay?
  Izuku: [still teary-eyed] Yessir!
• Yang shows just how much she's rubbing off on Izuku when he subconsciously makes a terrible pun about tea, in front of Ozpin no less.
  Izuku: Hmm... you know, I think I'd like to try some green tea, Ozpin. I've heard that it's the special-ty over in Mistral... [realizes what he did and groans]
  Ozpin: [stares at him in disbelief for a moment] ... Hmm, your wordplay could use a little work Izuku but your taste in tea is quite good, it seems.
• Izuku is decidedly weirded out by the fact that Ozpin has an entire tea set in his desk.
  Oh come on, really? A mini-stove top, a kettle, a bottle of water and some tea packets? This office was just getting ridiculous now.
• After a heavy conversation about the White Fang and the Monochrome League, Izuku decides to ask about Beacon's pet policy so Team MNVW could adopt Lulu, a puppy Izuku had rescued from an alleyway a few weeks ago. Ozpin is totally stunned at first, but he soon bursts into raucous, maniacal laughter like Nezu's. He then picks up the conversation exactly where he left off over Izuku's protests.
  Izuku: ... Well sir... I was wondering about Beacon's pet policy.
  [Long Beat with a ton of awkward silence]
  Ozpin: [blinking and utterly flabbergasted] Excuse me?
  Izuku: Well you see sir... there was this puppy that we found that my team took care of for a bit before we handed it over to the pound. We'd... like to be able to actually have it and take care of it here at Beacon as, like, a Team Pet... so we were wondering what the pet policy was so that we could do so.
  [another long beat]
  Ozpin: ... Hah... [Ozpin starts coughing into his fist] ... Hahahahaha... [his shoulders shake and his Aura shimmers] AAAH-HA-HA-HAAAA! [Izuku recoils as Ozpin begins spilling tea everywhere with his laughter]
  [finally calmed down] Ah... thank you, Izuku. After all this... I think that sort of pick-me-up was exactly what I needed. Now then... Beacon's Pet Policy, you ask? [takes a sip of his tea]
  [Beat]
  Izuku: Wait, you can't just go past that as if nothing happened! [Ozpin proceeds to go past that as if nothing happened]
• While hanging out at Izuku's apartment to help him clean, Pyrrha sneaks off to Izuku's room to snap pictures of his old Toshinori onesie for Nora and Yang.
  Izuku: [drops all of his cleaning supplies as he chases after her] PYRRHA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
  Prrrha: [snapping pictures with her Scroll] I'M SORRY! NORA AND YANG BEGGED ME TO FIND THIS AND TAKE PICTURES FOR THEM!
  Izuku: Wait Nora and-WHEN DID YANG GET INVOLVED IN THIS!?
  Pyrrha: ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AFTER I MESSAGED NORA THAT I WAS COMING HERE!
  Izuku: PYRRHA!
  Pyrrha: I'M SORRY!

Winter Break

Week Three

• After hearing Nora's word for it, Mina and Momo spend weeks avoiding Izuku... because they think he "finger banged" Yang in front of everyone... in the middle of a fight. Momo doesn't want to get sexually assaulted and has been putting off the meeting. Izuku has to frantically explain that no, Nora didn't mean that he did that to Yang, he used the Glenn Smash.

Week Four

• Kaminari, with Kirishima in tow, asks Izuku what he did in order to get a girlfriend as hot as Yang.
  • Kaminari is jealous that Izuku got Yang as his girlfriend basically effortlessly.
    Kaminari: So what you're saying is that you got a total bombshell of a girlfriend without even putting in the specific effort to try and seduce her?
    [Beat]
    Izuku: Uh, yeah. Actually.
    Kirishima: Nice.
    Kaminari: ... Gods that's infuriating and really impressive at the same time... you suave, green haired son of a bitch...
  • Kaminari displays how he flirts with girls: dressing up in what he thinks looks cool, putting his hand on their shoulder, and saying "Hey".
  • Kirishima mentions that he thought about just showing off his Semblance in order to get a date. Izuku notes that he knows someone (Yatsuhashi) who does that and that it doesn't work.

Week Five

• After having a talk about how to take their relationship, Yang and Izuku get a little awkward with each other as they remember the message Tenya sent to them. This is not helped by the fact that they train right afterwards and get kinda sweaty.

Second Semester

Week One

• When buying popcorn for a movie, Weiss gets into an argument with the food vendor over the popcorn flavor.
  Weiss: So, what kind of butter is this anyway.
  Vendor: It's, like, butter.
  [Beat]
  Weiss: No I mean, what kind is it. What's in it. I try not to have anything too unhealthy.
  Vendor: It's like butter.
  [Beat]
  Weiss: You didn't have a pause that time. Are you saying it's like butter in that it's not actually butter or is that just that annoying verbal tic?
  Vendor: ... It's yellow and it tastes like butter dude, just buy it if you want it or don't.
  Weiss: Well now I'm wondering what this is even supposed to be if it's not butter! Is it an oil, is it something wholly artificial, what are you expecting us to eat here?
  Vendor: It's like butter!
  Weiss: I heard you the first time! What is it?! What is it that you're selling to people!
• The first time Izuku meets Team JAHM, one of their members (Mineta) asks him about the ladies in Beacon.

Summer Break

Beacon Academy Semi-Formal Dance

Canon Omakes

#2 - An Indecent Knight

• Weiss is distrustful of Izuku when she discovers that she'll be living with him, fearing that he's secretly a pervert who would exploit her and doubting that "green and skinny" would be gallant at all. Nora puts this to the test by feigning distress while he was in the shower, causing him to rush out in nothing but a towel to ask what was wrong, inadvertently giving them an eyeful of his surprisingly muscular body◊, particularly his six-pack abs. Realizing that he'd been played, he meekly walks back into the shower while turning as red as Pyrrha's hair, prompting gloating from Nora.
  Nora: (mockingly) Ya see Weiss? He came right to the rescue. And didn't seem all that skinny to me.
  Weiss: Y-Yes, well that just proved he's an idiot. A gullible, stammering idiot with really nice abs.

#29 - Notable Problems

• While flipping through Izuku's notebooks out of boredom, Weiss is impressed at how accurate and detailed his notes on her are. But then she comes across the part of the entry that says that her "physical strength is quite lacking" and takes offense to this, punching Izuku in the gut as he walked in the door before stomping off in a huff.
  Izuku: Oh, hey Wei-!? [gets punched in the gut]
  Weiss: I am not weak! [storms off]

#48 - An Ounce of Prevention

• While Izuku is in the library, a package for him is delivered to the room. Nora decides to open it and read the note that came with the package. It turns out to be a box of condoms that Inko sent because she couldn't stop worrying. Weiss and Pyrrha are embarrassed while Nora is confused, as she doesn't know what a condom is.
  Nora: Huh. What's a con-dom? And how does this involve grandbabies?

#61 - (ABS)olute terror field

• When Yang starts teasing Nora on how they should have Ruby reenact the infamous “shower scene” except with Ren, Nora’s reaction is...nightmarish
  [crushes the strawberry milk carton in her hands]
  Nora: (in various colors) Hahahahahahaah HAHAh ahAHA... DON'T!!!
• Tsuyu is surprised to find that Nora likes abs
  Tsuyu: Don't abs kinda... look like... waffles?... Which Nora hates?... Ribbit.
  • This caused Nora to shut down from the Mental Paradox.

#87 - Phrasing!

• An entire omake of innuendo, accidental and otherwise. 'Nuff said.

#114 - Selective Breeding

• Weiss is curious about Izuku's Semblance heredity and offers her help, saying that she would "be happy to offer her services". Nora notices how that conversation can be misconstrued.
  Nora: Did you just ask to have Izuku's babies?
  • The rest of the team's reactions are also hilarious. Pyrrha blushes and falls like a domino after Nora pokes her in the cheek, Izuku tries to tell Weiss that his mother would probably not want to be a grandmother yet, only to be punched hard by Weiss, and Weiss, after the aforementioned punch, tries to throttle Nora.

#126 - Weiss Becomes Team Mom

• While Weiss scolds Izuku for hurting himself again, he accidentally calls her mom.
  Weiss: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
  Izuku: Sorry Mom.
  Weiss: Exactly, what you did was absolutely- huh? Mom?
  Izuku: Oh, uh, Weiss! I mean Weiss!
  Weiss: Of course, why would you call me, Weiss, Mom? How ludicrous.
  Nora: Ha!
  Weiss: You can be quiet too!
  Nora: Okay, Mom.
  [Weiss groans]

#133 - Kid

• Team RSBR meets Bakugo's mom.
  • Ruby makes an impression by introducing herself and calling Bakugo "Kacchan".
    Ruby: (internally) The whole house falls silent. The way he dragged the word out just oozed menace. But he barely took a step before his mother came up to you.
    You want to take a step back.
    She clasped your shoulders.
    Looked you in your silver eyes.
    And spoke with a smile.
    Mitsuki: You’re too good for him.
  • Ruby then realizes she gave off the impression that she had a crush on Bakugo and desperately looks to Bakugo for help to no avail.

#138 - Storm Flower in Bloom

• When Ren asks Ruby for help in modifying his weapon, she brings him along to her friend Mei in order to do so. The conversation the two weapon enthusiasts have is so filled with Double Entendre that Ren tries his best not to stare.
  • When Ren first meets Mei he notes that he has to use some of his Semblance to keep himself from staring at her tight tank top.
  • Nora, who is doing her homework with Weiss, has a weird feeling as this is going on, noting that something was rotten in Beacon and that it wasn't her partner's cooking...yet. She unknowingly mutters that and said partner hears it.
    Weiss: I HEARD YOU MUTTER THAT!
    Nora: ...oops.

#139 - Costume

• Nora convinces Ren, Weiss, and Shoto to go with her and get costumes for the Long Night. While Weiss puts on her costume, Nora decides to give her some encouragement:
  Nora: Don't worry! That costume emphasizes the butt more than anything else! It'll look great!

#140 - Puppy Dog Eyes

• The rest of Team MNVW are stunned when they see Weiss' reaction to seeing Lulu, especially Nora.

#143 - Rival

• After doing some workouts, Ruby admires herself in the mirror, not realizing that Izuku entered the room a few minutes earlier.
  Ruby: Heh, I've got muscles. [Ruby flexes and admires her reflection] Watch out Yang!
  Izuku: Why should Yang watch out?
  Ruby: AH!

#147 - Hanging Out

• Ruby decides to hang out with Katsuki while the latter watches a football game. When she tries to apologize to him about being overenthusiastic, he won't look at her. Then he points out that she's sweating a lot while wearing a white shirt, all with a blush on his face.

#157 - The Wolpertinger Saga - Well That Was A Trip

• Weiss wakes up in the infirmary after being saved from hypothermia by Shoto. Before she leaves, Tsuyu tells Weiss that the latter's underwear was soaked and to look in the drawer. She finds Shoto's coat and realizes the implications.
  Weiss: Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu. But that means that Shoto had to-had to...
  Peach: Yeah, yeah. That boy saw you naked.
  [Weiss passes out]

#158 - Spy Kids

• This omake reveals that Ruby and Tsuyu followed Izuku and Yang on the day Yang officially asked to be Izuku's girlfriend.

#162 - Perverts of All

• Izuku is practicing One for All in his room, when he decides to try using 5% with just his finger. He succeeds, and accidentally flips the skirt of Weiss, who just entered.
  Weiss stood there, her skirt fighting against gravity and her pure white panties on display for all to see. All thanks to a gust of wind. A gust of wind that he created.
  “Izuku!” Weiss yelled at the boy, her face flushed with embarrassment.
  “N-No! Weiss Wait! it was an accident! I-I didn’t mean to!” Izuku fruitlessly defended himself.
  Thus, the fearsome Skirt Flip technique was sealed the moment it was created.

#170 - The Wolpertinger Saga - Soothing

• Shoto smiles after he hears people making rude comments about his father after seeing him work in an ice cream shop.
• Weiss being torn between her embarrassment over Shoto seeing her naked body and her annoyance that the fact seems to have no effect on him.
• Weiss being embarrassed when Shoto offers to feed her ice cream. She is also frustrated by the fact that she can't read his expression, so she is unsure if he is aware of the implications of the act.
  • Then Ruby walks in while he's feeding her.
    Ruby: Hey Weiss! Sorry for dropping by again but I figured with your surgery that I'd... bring you... some... ice...
    [Beat]
    Ruby: I'MSORRYISHOULD'VEKNOCKEDIDIDN'TREALIZEWELLI'LLLEAVE
    YOUTWOTOITBYEWEISSBYESHOTOENJOYWHATYOU'REDOINGDON'TMINDME
    I'MJUSTLEAVING!
    [Ruby quickly leaves the room]
    Shoto: Hmmm... that was odd. Ruby could've stayed. Ah well.

#174 - Therapy Cat

• During a heart-to-heart talk, Yang admits to Blake that she felt that if she hadn't asked out Izuku, Blake would have gone for it first.
  Yang: Weeeell. I kind of had this feeling, that if I didn’t ask Slugger out first, you would have done it eventually.
  Blake: What!?!?
  • Then she gets Blake to admit that the thought has crossed her mind.
    Yang: Come on. You can’t tell me you never thought about it.
    Blake: Never.
    [Yang stared at Blake]
    Blake: Never.
    [Yang's stare intensified]
    Yang: I'm serious. [Yang slyly raised a brow in response to Blake's objection]
    [Blake sighs and refuses to look at Yang in the eye]
    Blake: Once or twice.
    Yang: Knew it! [fist pump]

#192 - Hot Under The Collar

• Yang goes to Team MNVW's room to invite Izuku to go to the sauna in front of Weiss and Nora. When she teases Izuku and Izuku teases her back, Weiss and Nora can't believe it.
  Weiss' mouth slowly opened, but words were beyond her. Nora was biting her knuckle and all but vibrating in place.
  
  "..what the hell was that?!" Weiss brain finally rebooted.
  "It was awesome!" Nora bounced to her feet, starstruck. "I've gotta find out how she does it!"

#200 - A Nightmare Before Solstice

• Pyrrha gets woken up by a winter thunderstorm and sees a shadowy figure trying to enter the dorms at three in the morning.
  • First, she tries to talk herself out of it, before realizing that she's the only one who can possibly stop the person at this time, and that there's no good reason for someone to be entering the Dorms now, in the middle of a Thunderstorm. She starts cursing herself and Izuku's "Plus Ultra" philosophy.
  • So she waits outside the elevator, and when it opens, she sees a horrible ghost skeleton which vomits blood on her, and she runs screaming. Turns out it was just Toshinori in his unpowered form... who did vomit blood.

#212 - Letter of Apology

• Tenya tells his family about him trying to advise Izuku and Yang to practice safe sex. His father spits out his coffee, while his older brother is hysterical.
• When his mother advises him to apologize, he does so by sending them apology letters that say:
  Izuku Midoriya and Yang Xiao Long, I earnestly hope you both the best in your relationship and, whatever decisions you make concerning your potential future sexual relationship, know that you have my full and unconditional confidence in your judgement! I know you two will do what feels best for the both of you!
  • Yang's reaction to reading this is to blush all the way to her toes and lock herself in her room. Izuku's is to faint, repeatedly.

#223 - You've (Somehow) Got A Friend In Me

• Nora annoys the heck out of Katsuki after the two are paired up for bowling. The funniest part is that neither he, nor we the readers, are able to determine if she's just being herself or intentionally trolling him.

#225 - New Years Eve Walk

• After Izuku demonstrates Kaminari's method of getting a woman's attention, Yang takes a few minutes to get a hold of herself due to promising not to make fun of him.
  Izuku stopped walking, Yang quickly stopping herself. He glanced at their friend group continuing on without them, not noticing the couple's sudden stop. Izuku would have to make this quick. He turned to face Yang, put one hand on her shoulder and with as much confidence as he could muster.
  “Hey.” Izuku gave her an approximation of the same look Kaminari gave him.
  …
  …….
  …………
  Yang closed her eyes, clenched her fists and took a deep breath
  “I promised,” She told herself.
  Izuku struggled to contain his laughter.

#229 - The Mask Debate

• The chat between Yang and Izuku when he sends her a pic of his new Huntsman outfit.
  Yang: Are you actually asking if you can send me pics of what you're wearing?
  Izuku: ...Yes?
  Yang: Well, that puts you ahead of a lot of other guys I've dated. Asking permission before sending pics.
  Izuku: Oh...is that good?
  Yang: It's a step up. Plus it isn't a pic of your junk.
  Izuku: WAIT WHAT!?!?
  Yang: Don't worry. You'll know when mama wants some of that :p

#236 - Growing Up

• The entire omake is Taiyang moping that his daughters have left the house and gone back to Beacon.

#238 - Daily Life of Ice Cream

• The omake starts at 6 AM, where nothing happens. At 7 AM Neo wakes up before deciding to go back to sleep. She keeps hitting snooze on her clock before deciding that she can't go back to sleep anymore... at 11AM.
• Neo decides she's too lazy to put on proper clothing that day and just uses her Semblance to make it look like she put on proper clothes and make up.

#239 - The Breakfast Cloak

• While Momo is thinking of ways to keep warm, Izuku asks why she can't just get a cloak.
• When Momo asks for more ideas, Izuku quickly states that she could get thermal underwear before hurrying to his team's table. Momo later goes to Izuku to thank him for his advice.
  Momo: I wish to apologize about my earlier ...behavior. It was inappropriate.
  Izuku: It’s fine. It kind of seems like that was a big problem for you. I can imagine how...irritating that exchange was.
  Momo: Indeed, I’ve been told I often overthink things. Focus too much on the problem to see solutions but that was...something else. Still I have to thank you.
  Izuku: I-It’s no big deal. I just had a different perspective.
  Momo: To put it lightly. But I would say it is a big deal, you’ve given me a lot of options. So I believe thanks are necessary.
  Izuku: You’re welcome. I’m always happy to help.
  Momo: Yes…well, I must get going. Wouldn’t want to be late on my first day here. Oh, and I must especially thank you for the undergarments suggestion. That got especially aggravating. [Momo leaves]
  [Beat]
  [Izuku's team and friends stare at him]
  Izuku: It’s...it's really not what it sounds like.
  [Yang laughs]

#248 - Mom Talk

• Mitsuki ribs Inko over the fact that Izuku dating someone like Yang isn't a surprise since he used to have a crush on Mitsuki when he was younger.

#310 - Plus Ultra Popcorn

• After a Philosophical conversation about Blake’s previous role in the White Fang, Sun asks Tsuyu out to the dance. One scene cut later, Sun is bursting into Team SSSN’s dorm room in excitement… at being told “I’ll think about it.” Neptune tries to point out the ridiculousness at being “this excited over a ‘maybe’” but Sun points out that it isn’t a no. Sage and Scarlet agree and Neptune just sighs and gives up.

#350 - A Night To Remember​

• Weiss meets with Shoto on the roof before the dance.
  Shoto: Weiss. You look beautiful.
  Weiss: Thank you. You look quite beautiful yourself.
  [Beat]
  Narration: Beautiful? Saying that to a man, Weiss? Really!? The Heiress could hear all her past tutors collectively slapping their foreheads. Her only hope of salvaging this was for Shoto to be himself and-
  Shoto:You think so? That means a lot coming from you, thanks.
  Narration: Yes! Weiss was thankful her date was so reliably oblivious to such things. She immediately felt bad for such a thought.
• then Shoto proposes that they creates a ramp of Ice for them to slide down on. Or rather for Shoto to slide down on while he princess carries Weiss to the dance.
  He was like a prince.
  He was her prince.
  Oh dear.
  She was in trouble, Weiss realized.

Non-Canon Omakes

#241 - Nuclear Option

• This is an alternate take on the scenario where Izuku got to choose Bakugo’s punishment. The alternate punishment in question? Calling Mama Mitsuki and have Bakugo introduce Neo to her as his girlfriend. Katsuki is visibly straining not to blow the whole thing.
  • Then it turns out Mama Midoriya is in the room and Bakugo finds an opportunity to get even by telling her about Yang^note She doesn’t know that Izuku is dating her at that point in the story.
  • Mama Midoriya then remembers that Izuku said he didn’t sleep with any of his team mates... and then comes to a new horrifying conclusion and faints.

#251 - MNVW Chibi Episode 1 - Language Barrier

• Ruby starts a web video series, "Cooking with Kacchan" with the titular explosive Huntsman as the host and lead chef.
  • Katsuki's first response is to get up and leave. Ruby then points out that this would prove that Izuku is a better cook than him.
    Ruby: [showily] And now it's time for "Cooking with Kaachan"!
    Katsuki: [wearing a chef's hat and apron] Don't call me that, Runt! You know what this is stupid, I'm leaving!
    Ruby: Well I guess if you want to admit Izuku is better than you at cooki-
    Katsuki: First thing you are going to do is gather your ingredients! Which should be obvious you morons! How are you supposed to cook if you don't have them?! Next we are going to take a large mixing bowl that can withstand the cooking process and isn't a shitty fragile wimp!
  • Katsuki's steps for making batter are full of "DIE!" and comparisons to Izuku.
    Katsuki: Alright first thing you want to do is take two eggs and DIE! [tosses them in with an explosion]Then you take two cups of flour, make sure you morons remember to level them off so you don't use too much like an idiot! Once you got that done you DIE! [throws it in with another explosion] Next you add two cups of water and a tablespoon of olive oil, making sure to measure on a level surface because of course holding it at the wrong angle will get it wrong you idiots! Once you have that done you slowly DIE! [more explosions and added ingredients] Now that all the ingredients are in the bowl, where they belong, you just have to DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! [rocks the room with the explosions as he stirs with said explosions] Do it until you get a good smooth consistency without any useless lumps like Deku ruining the batter! Once that's done you pour it into your waffle iron and cook it because what kind of moron eats the raw egg batter?!
  • Ruby is clearly terrified of Nora and is appalled when Katsuki reveals that he's making waffle batter. He doesn't care and says that Nora's pancakes aren't tough enough to hold up ice cream.
    Ruby: Wait waffles? Are you nuts!?
    Katsuki: Hammer Girl isn't here Runt! And anyway yeah waffles! They're better than pancakes! You can stick an icecream sundae on top! You can't do that with shitty weak pancakes, they'd break under the pressure!
    Ruby: ...sundae waffles? [cut to the two of them eating sundae waffles] She must never find out.
    Katsuki: No flipping duh, Runt!
  • The other segments are pretty amusing as well.
    • Tsuyu and Yang going to Open Mic night at a comedy club. All we see is the aftermath, AKA a massive pile of tongue-whipped comedians and Yang glaring at Tsu.
    • "A Moment With Lulu," where Lulu pants, then falls over.
    • Team MNVW gets into an argument over words that have different pronunciations. This leads to nearly a page of Weiss and Nora saying "Potato" back and forth to one another, before Izuku tries to step in... and then Pyrrha blunders in and makes it worse.

#263 - Of the Problems of Multi-Shipping:

• The premise of the omake itself. Ruby (finally) cusses, and Bakugo takes her out for Cookie Dough Ice cream in celebration.
• After taking a bite of said Cookie Dough Ice Cream, she’s immediately filled with euphoria and tries to get Bakugo to try it
  Ruby: Ohmygosh, Kaachan! You need to try this! [carved out another chunk and offered it]
  Katsuki: Wh-what the fuck are you doing, runt?! [blushing slightly and looking around]]
  Ruby: C'mon, just try it! There's more to ice cream than Neapolitan!
• Upon saying this, Neo drops her illusion in pure shock. She then dropkicks Bakugo through the wall and, in a way not unlike a girl who found out she was being cheated on, signs to Ruby:
  "You want the lying bastard? Keep him!”
• Torchwick and Shigaraki later comment on this. Apparently, even they have standards.
  Shigaraki: What's wrong with your sidekick, Torchwick?
  Torchwick: She found her crush eating ice cream with some floozy.
  Shigaraki: Yeesh, that blows. Her next ice cream's on me, I guess.

#295 - What Weiss Doesn't Have

• Momo and Weiss are having tea, when the latter asks what the former's Semblance is. When Momo explains she can turn her body fat into objects, Weiss gets jealous because this means Momo never has to worry about getting fat.
  • Then her thoughts segueway into how jealous she is over Momo's assets.
  • She later complains in her room how unfair it is, with her more developed teammates having no idea what she's talking about.

#336 - Better Run, Better Run

• Bakugo spends the entire omake blasting a “Clothes cannon” at various people and screaming his usual tirades about how they should cover up their bodies.
  (to Yang): STOP HAVING YOUR FUCKING COW TITS HANGING OUT! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM BUT DEKU, AND AT THIS POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL FLASH HIM!
  (to Pyrrha): LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WEARING A SKIRT HAS SHORTS ON UNDER IT! NOBODY WANTS TO BE FLASHED YOUR GRANNY PANTIES WHENEVER YOU FLIP AROUND, YOU FUCKING FREAK!
  (To Kirishima): PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT! THE GRIMM WON'T BE IMPRESSED YOU'VE GONE TO THE GYM TO THE DETRIMENT OF READING A FUCKING BOOK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND GIRLS AREN'T INTERESTED IN SEEING YOUR MAN TITS WHILE YOU'RE IN YOUR HUNTSMAN OUTFIT!
  (To Kaminari): [[I’M SHOOTING YOU BECAUSE]] YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JACKASS, PUT ON SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL!
  • Of particular note is Momo, who Bakugo feels needs no explanation, and Neo… who he just skips because she’s probably an illusion anyway.