On Monday before the Protagonist meets Hinako, he and Daichi see her tear the guy who tried to sell Daichi a drink for 3,000 yen a new one, aggressively haggling it down to 100 yen, commenting how Osakans need to look out for each other. The merchant protests it's too low, but she puts down a 100 yen coin and makes her exit. Daichi comments that he actually feels kind of sorry for the guy...
After defeating Merak at the end of Monday, Daichi comments that it's finally time for him to go back home and get some rest in his bed. Joe asks him if the bed is for two. Daichi runs away creeped out... but Joe gives chase and drags him by his scarf off-screen.
"Operation Box". Apparently Io takes stealth lessons from Solid Snake.
During the physical examinations, the Protagonist can choose to go to the men's area instead of the girls'. Choosing the latter will prompt the Protagonist to be The Peeping Tom with Daichi and Joe while they try to witness the World of Buxom from the shadows.
And, as a followup, he find out Fumi was worried those using the machine would lose an arm in transport, and when she realizes the Protagonist was one of the people involved, she implies he might have lost more than an arm.
A little bit later, Fumi calls you to let you know the terminal has been adjusted and she's sending you the codes to use it. She sent the codes to everyone else too, and apparently "that Jones man" note Joe called her back and asked her "Can I go to Timor with this?" Fumi's not amused.
On Thursday the Protagonist is tasked with finding a way to stop Alioth which involves resurrecting Shiva and Kama. Long story short, he needs to go around asking his female teammates to either dance for him or act sexy. All of their responses are worth a chuckle or two. Asking the already Stripperiffic Hinako to act sexy results in this:
Hinako: "Do you really want me to act sexier than I already am? It might get hairy..."
The game itself warns that: Hinako is right... Asking her to act sexy could be very dangerous...
The game just won't let up that you chose the youngest girl to act sexy.
Airi Ban's Fate Journal Thursday: Used her feminine(?) whiles to lure Kama.
Kama's worries won't just stop there. After being taken to Alioth's location, he's threatened to shoot the arrow to Shiva, but he's doing it with the condition that Yamato will make Shiva understand why he did it to stay protected. Once he does it, though, Yamato twists his promise, saying that he will protect Japan instead of him. He then proceeds to magically toss Kama high into the air right in front of Alioth to make sure that Shiva'll shoot them both.
Kama: (Sees everyone backing away) Huh!? Wait, you said you'd protect me! Yamato: Yes, I'll keep my promise. We'll protect Japan, and your memory, once you are gone. (Prepares to send Kama above) ...Goodbye. Take pride in knowing that you can become this nation's foundation. Kama: (Levitates) YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT MEEEEEEEE!
One response to Fumi's talk of waves is "Cowabunga!!". With the Protagonist's face sprite looking REAAAALLY serious like. Fumi's response? "Hmm? Oh very droll."
It's even funnier if your minimizing your turns using New Game Plus demons and end up with foursmall Mizar copies at the end.
Also Daichi if you follow Team Tokyo during the Stake event to Mount Fuji.
Daichi: "Blergh... I'll never get used to that feeling of— ohsweetmercyit'scold!"
Even funnier if the Protagonist goes with Team Nagoya. Fumi gets so cold that she has to be pushed out the door in a rigid pose by Airi after proclaiming that anyone who likes this weather deserves death.
Billiken actually shows up on this day, rather forcefully stealing macca from other demons, and after some Kick the Dog moments (in which a Pyro Jack and a Jack Frost get killed), it turns rather comedic when he turns to the rest of the demons (a Cait Sith, Legion, and Pazuzu), and all of them immediately turn to flee.
Slightly less amusing if you're aiming to crack Holy Dance, since this is likely to be the first battle you'll see it in: unless you abuse the hell out of the various movement skills, Billiken is scripted to go for the Pazuzu that has it first and kill him in one attack.
Joe once again calls Billiken "Milliken".
Hinako: "It's not 'Milliken'! It's 'Billiken'! With a B, for 'Boy, you're stupid!'"
On the 7th day, the team has to unseal a demon to deal with the Septentrione of the day. However, the demon, Trumpeter, acts all high and mighty and refuses to cooperate. Fumi's solution? Bash his head in with several laptops.
If you chose Ronaldo's route, the Protagonist will be told to search for Trumpeter to cancel Benetnasch's waves which will take you to the Nagoya Branch. Ronaldo and Joe are looking for the document that Yamato had with him about the code to release the demon, and Joe so casually hands it over to Ronaldo. For some reason, though, the document is all sticky, and Ronaldo's paranoid that it's a trap set by Yamato. Except it's not. Joe says that he couldn't find any tissues to clean his nose so the snot on the document is his.
At the end of Daichi's Fate route, he is helping Hinako move some things into the JP's dorms. At first, he gets too tired to go on and Hinako has him take a rest and asks the Protagonist to help her with the box the rest of the way. However, Daichi—not wanting to feel pathetic—reconsiders and decides to continue on, lifting the box with a "herculean" display of strength.
Daichi: "Gaaaaah! It's an armageddon in my vertebrae! It's hellfire! The abackalypse!
And then he crashes into a pole.
Usually, the Protagonist is uber stoic. However If you go on the Anguished One route, he's so unnervingly good at doing Stealth Hi/Bye that said Protagonist can actually scream at him "Quit DOING that!", and then AO gets really flustered when he realizes he's been subconscious Paranoia Fuel and breaks his usual composed character to mumble a sheepish apology.
Gets even better (or worse) when Daichi is around. He gets to take part of a teleportation.
Unsorted Days and End-Game
During Hinako's Fate route, the Protagonist's responses make her say other stuff, such as her telling him that she knows the salsa dance, which prompts him to ask her if she does the "guacamole". She happily starts telling him how to do said dish before getting frustrated.
Or when she comes over in a hurry and he tells her to "Hold your horses".
What's more hilarious is that the Protagonist keeps his smiling Aside Glance during the entire scene.
Also when she's talking about dancing you can say that you love horses.
Hinako: "I said 'dance'! Not 'lance'!
At the end of her Fate route, Hinako happily suggests that you try pole dancing.
A JP member talks to Jungo. But then she realizes he's sleeping while standing up. It doesn't really end there. Jungo seemingly wakes up... but he's sleep-talking, thinking the JP member is a customer at his restaurant and you're his boss. She shortly leaves, but you can decide to play along.
During a conversation, Jungo takes an injured cat to Otome. She proposes that they should give it a name, and Jungo names the cat... Jungo because it's the easiest name for him to remember. You can accept the name if you want.
And if you do, the conversation gets a little weirder than usual. But on the other hand, so do the rest of his Fate conversations.
The description line, "Jungo cogitates deeply..." just drips with sarcasm.
During a rioters' meeting, the Protagonist learns that they managed to steal food from JP's. While Ronaldo is celebrating, he quickly gets angered once he spots Joe taking the supplies for himself just because he wanted to have some fun with them, already having eaten a tasty chocolate. To make Ronaldo chill out, Joe shoves a piece of chocolate into his mouth and Ronaldo passes out. The chocolate Joe (forcibly) gave to him randomly had alcohol in it, but he's surprised the guy passed out from that.
Joe: Yep. There's a fair bit of alcohol in there. Heheh... I feel bad now. (Happy) But to pass out just from that? What a cheap drunk! Ronaldo: (Sleep-talking) Uuuuugh... Joe... I'll remember this...! Joe: Is he talking in his sleep? Even in his dreams he yells at me!
The end of Yamato's Fate route is a bit silly. He gives everyone a somewhat-encouraging speech about what will happen next, and then he rewards them all with a tasty meal... takoyaki; the same dish the Protagonist told him to eat and that Yamato enjoyed a lot from the look of things. For some reason, everyone is confused at the meal while a cricket chirps somewhere.
The True Ending has a very CMOA, but then something happens in the middle: as you bid goodbye to each one of your friends while the universe itself goes back to 8 days ago, Jungo comes up offering chawanmushi while Keita is talking to you.
At the end of Keita's fate route, he says he's improved thanks in part to you. But not to get the wrong idea or he'll kick your ass. the Protagonist's response? "Whatever you say, bipolar kid." He says it with a SMILE.
"...You're on the list. After I kill that idiot Jungo you're next."
Every time you get to make the Protagonist tease Makoto. You can't help but feel a bit sorry for her, but at the same time it's just so much fun to see the normally collected and somewhat stern woman blushing and stuttering.
First there are the mornings when she wakes the Protagonist at JP's. The first two times, she accidentally barges into his room without knocking, not realizing that he was probably not yet dressed. He can jokingly call her out on that. The third time, she actually knocks firstů but he can call her a pervert anyway. You can just see the poor woman panicking behind that door, not realizing that the Protagonist's just teasing her.
Makoto: [Protagonist], I'm coming in... I-Is that all right? Protagonist:(Smiling) Pervert! Makoto: Wh-Why!? I haven't even entered the room yet...!
Second is the situation described above, at day four, when she accidentally ends up with her ass on the Protagonist's face after a teleportation that didn't go quite right. When he tell her that he's enjoying the experience and she realizes just where she is sitting on, she literally jumps off. At first she blames him, but she quickly collects herself and apologizes, saying it's not the Protagonist's fault... all the while stuttering heavily and keeping her hand on her butt as if to shield it from further... violation. Then Otome joins in and asks why her face is all red? Makoto wisely doesn't answer.
Some of the Demon Auction lines from demons selling themselves are pretty amusing:
1-star Dragon Python (Useless Prophecy): My pRophecY iS thAt I wiLL sUuUuuCK!
3-star Dragon Toubyou (Clean Bottle): ME IN BOTTLE. HANDLE WITH CARE!
Try buying a demon from the auction that you can't afford.
Jack Frost: That isn't enough Macca...I'm worried about your lifestyle, ho.
Some of the things said by demons when they are fused/created from the fusion can also be hilarious.
Ubelluris: I'm soOOo dIm-wiTTeDddDDDd i pRoBAbly woN't reALiZe I'vE beEn fUSEd!
Ogre: My name is Ogre. I am known for my brute strength and shit for brains.
Some people find it hilarious that the demon based off of Joan of Arc is weak to fire.