Film / DOA: Dead or Alive

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The 2006 Live-Action Adaptation of the Dead or Alive video game series.

Various fighters around the world are invited to take part in the annual Dead or Alive tournament, which has just been taken over one Victor Donovan after the death of its former owner, Fame Douglas. A prize of ten million dollars is promised for the winner, but in the background, there are bigger sums of money at the play, and the competitor's lives are at peril.

This film has examples of:

  • Absurdly Sharp Blade: A kimono discarded by Kasumi, which then lands on a blade of katana and is sliced in half by just touching it.
  • Accidental Misnaming: A Running Gag has people calling Weatherby "Wallaby" or something like that. At the end, his love interest Helena calls him by his name, which leads to him angrily trying to correct her before he realizes she got it right.
  • Action Girl: The main five heroines; Christie, Helena, Ayane, Kasumi, and Tina.
  • Actually Pretty Funny: Until things get a bit more serious during the finale, Christie is almost constantly wearing an amused smirk no matter what happens. She seems to be aware of the kind of movie she's in and takes all the weird incidents that keep happening with the corresponding humor.
  • Adaptational Heroism: In this movie, Christie is a lot more likeable and moral and has nothing to do with Donovan's scheming.
  • Adaptational Wimp: Hayabusa, aka Ryu Hayabusa of Ninja Gaiden, who aside from losing his stoic badass personality also gets captured with pathetic ease by Donovan and has to be bailed out in his fight against Bayman by Max and Weatherby, the two non-combatants of the cast.
  • Adapted Out: Counting the games that were out at the time, only Raidou, Jann Lee and Tengu are left out (the new characters from DOA4 are excused because of the likelihood of the movie being produced in parallel with the game).
  • Awesomeness by Analysis: Although Donovan is in pretty good shape for a man his age, the only reason he can go up against the protagonists is that he analyzed their fighting styles during the tournament and condensed the intel into a pair of Cool Shades that allow him to predict and counteract their attacks.
  • Badass Grandpa: Donovan is easily the oldest person on the islandnote  but still in impressive shape, and while he may personally lack the heroines' skills without his Cool Shades, what he pulls off during the final showdown would tire out much younger men much faster.
  • Battle in the Rain: When Helena and Christie are set to fight each other, they duke it out dramatically on a beach as it rains.
  • Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Hardly anyone has as much as a scratch on them even after the most vicious fights, and the girls always look drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Between My Legs: Used briefly in the fight between Christie and Helena.
  • Big Bad: Victor Donovan, who is not hosting the tournament for simple entertainment.
  • Big Bra to Fill: Given the games are a textbook case of World of Buxom, all the main cast applies, though Kasumi is likely the most egregious example.
  • The Blade Always Lands Pointy End In: Whenever a blade goes flying, you can bet it'll end up like this.
  • Blade Reflection: Helena dual-wields katanas, using one as a mirror to look at the Mooks behind her.
  • Bloodless Carnage: The movie actually has an impressive body count but never shows any blood whatsoever, even from people that were killed with swords.
  • Bolivian Army Ending: The films ends with a one week time skip from the climax's aftermath to a scene where the main five heroines readying themselves to take on the hundreds of mooks at Kasumi's former palace with swords. This scene was featured prominently in the trailer.
  • Brick Joke: The luckless pirates that get curbstomped by Tina in the prologue show up again for the epilogue, only to suffer the same fate. Their poor leader, wearing a jury-rigged brace for his mangled arm the second time, reacts appropriately dismayed.
  • Canon Foreigner: Lovable Rogue Max and Not-So Evil Genius Weatherby.
  • Chain Pain: Shows up in the final showdown.
  • Classy Cat-Burglar: Though she still works as an assassin, this version of Christie is more one of these.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: Max defeats Bayman by complete accident by having a statue fall on him. Likewise, the next time they meet face to face, Bayman easily knocks him out with one punch.
  • Death by Adaptation: Donovan's final fate, glaring considering he's a huge Karma Houdini in the games.
  • Demoted to Extra: Characters Jan Lee, Lei Fang and Gen Fu from the games do appear, but only briefly in the backgrounds and at the montage of the initial fights.
  • Department of Redundancy Department: Kasumi's bio calls her a "shinobi ninja princess." "Shinobi" and "ninja" are alternate readings of the same Japanese charactersnote .
  • Did the Earth Move for You, Too?: Christie and Max are in bed shortly after doing the deed. Suddenly, she says that the earth moved. Max, of course, takes credit, until Kasumi and Leon crash through the wall from Kasumi's room, as it is their turn to fight.
  • The Dragon: Bayman, who is actually working for Donovan as his personal muscle.
  • Everything's Better with Princesses: Kasumi is upgraded from a simple ninja from the games to a ninja princess, with hundreds of subjects. Until she throws it all away for the sake of finding her brother Hayate.
  • Evil Plan: The true purpose of the tournament is for Donovan to collect data on various fighting styles with nanobots injected into the competitors' bloodstreams, display the gathered info on a pair of special sunglasses that grants its wearer Combat Clairvoyance and then sell the product for big money on an Auction of Evil.
  • Exact Progress Bar: Donovan is uploading the plans for his invention to a bunch of international buyers. Naturally, the progress bar is quickly filling up, despite the fact that these buyers are all, presumably, located in different locations. When Wetherby manages to stop the upload, the bar reverses and quickly goes back to 0.
  • Fanservice: The film can be summarized as "one third over-the-top martial arts fights, two thirds catering to everyone who likes beautiful women in various states of undress".
  • Fighting with Chucks: Hayabusa does it briefly during an early Training Montage.
  • Full-Frontal Assault: The police enter Christie's hotel room while she is showering to arrest her. She flirts and flaunts her body to make them drop their guard, then kicks their asses.
  • Get a Room!: Invoked by Tina when Helena and Weatherby start making out at the end.
  • Groin Attack: Christie, still pissed off about Max ratting her out to the Hongkong police, cracks his nuts twice when they meet aboard the plane to the DOA island.
  • Homing Projectile: The two-pronged shuriken that deliver the DOA invitations have impressive tracking capabilities. No matter if you're escaping the cops on a bike in downtown Hongkong or riding a paraglider somewhere high above Japan, they will find you.
  • In-Name-Only: Just about every single character, but Helena in particular bears absolutely no resemblance to her game counterpart.
  • Invulnerable Knuckles: Averted. Wimpy scientist Weatherby saves Helena's life by punching out a mook who was about to stab her in the back. He comically hops around clutching his hand and asking her how "You people" do that without it hurting.
  • Juggle Fu: Christie, when being caught by the police immediately after taking a shower, manages to pull this trick with her bra. And she not only caught it on its way down, but also put it on.
  • Justified Trope: Donovan manages to display Life Meters for the tournament contestants during their fights, thanks to the nanomachines he injected into them. The justification is that the machines are also a vital part of the Big Bad's master plan.
  • Katanas Are Just Better: All the mooks use katanas. Fortunately, the main heroines are also very proficient in using them.
  • Male Gaze: The Movie. If the film isn't currently showing folks beating the crap out of one another, it's all about admiring its female cast from every possible angle. Or both at once.
  • Men Are the Expendable Gender: A few of Donovan's mooks are female, but the vast majority of those that die are men.
  • Mistaken for Gay: A Running Gag is Bass Armstrong walking in on his daughter with another woman and thinking they're in a lesbian relationship.
  • Mook Chivalry:
    • Played straight when Hayabusa is infiltrating Donovan's HQ, and when Helena is fighting off dozens of Donovan's security guards who are only armed with swords. Granted, there are times when Helena has to fight two at the same time, but it's never more than that at a time.
    • Averted with the heroines who all gang up on Donovan at the end, seeing as how they can't beat him (his glasses, actually) on their own.
    • Also mostly averted with the guards who charge Helena and Weatherby on the large stairway. She frequently has to fight off several of them at a time.
  • Mugging the Monster: Some Ruthless Modern Pirates try to hijack a yacht. Unknown to them, said yacht belongs to Tina Armstrong. A thorough ass-whooping ensues.
  • Neck Snap: Hayabusa does this to a random Mook while sneaking into Donovan's lab.
  • Never Found the Body: The film begins with Kasumi being told by Ryu Hayabusa about her brother Hayate's death in the DOA tournament. Kasumi immediately demands to see the body. Hayabusa tells her that there is no body. Kasumi then flatly states that Hayate is not dead and goes to find him. On the other hand, Ayane, who is secretly in love with Hayate, doesn't question that he's dead. Later on, Victor Donovan personally tells her that, after his fight with Leon, Hayate fell off a cliff, and his body was never recovered. Naturally, Kasumi assumes Donovan is lying, especially after fighting Leon and finding out he's a mediocre fighter at best (i.e. no match for Hayate).
  • Not What It Looks Like: Bass Armstrong walks in on his daughter Tina sleeping in the same bed with Christie, and mistakenly believes they are lovers. He constantly insists he is supportive of their relationship, despite Tina's protests that there is nothing going on. He later makes a similar assumption upon seeing Tina and Kasumi together.
  • Oh, Crap!: Several examples, but the two that stand out most are Donovan losing his cheater shades during the final showdown, and Weatherby upon realizing the island's self-destruct sequence can't be stopped.
  • Photographic Memory: Christie seems to have this. She manages to draw Helena's tattoo (the key to a vault) from memory having glimpsed it for less than a second, while in full motion, during a fight.
  • Posters Always Lie: Of the five characters shown on the official poster, Devon Aoki's Kasumi and Jaime Pressly's Tina are the only ones that count as protagonists. The other three have less screentime combined than Holly Valance's Christie for instance, who didn't make it on the poster for some reason. Also counts as a visual Billing Displacement of sorts.
  • Promoted to Love Interest: Hayabusa and Kasumi, as well as Hayate and Ayane (see Related in the Adaptation below for more on the latter).
  • Race Lift: The Japanese Kasumi and Ayane are played by the half-Japanese Devon Aoki and the half-Malaysian Natassia Malthe, respectively. Strangely, this applied only to them: Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate were played by the half-Japanese half-Chinese Kane Kosugi and the Taiwanese Collin Chou.
  • Related in the Adaptation: Inverted. In the games, Ayane is Kasumi and Hayate's cousin and half-sister. Here, she's an unrelated member of the clan in service to Kasumi, and Promoted to Love Interest for Hayate.
  • Rollerblade Good: Helena is introduced rolling around DOA Island on rollerblades, and she continues to use them afterwards every now and then.
  • Ruthless Modern Pirates: A group of modern day pirates run afoul of Tina in her introduction — and then have the misfortune to encounter the rest of the heroines when they are stranded at sea at the movie's end.
  • Samurai in Ninja Town: All of the inhabitants of Kasumi's ninja village act much more like samurai than ninjas.
  • Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You: Or more precisely, Devon Aoki Is About To Eviscerate You.
  • She's Got Legs: All the time as part of the general Fanservice. Special mention goes to Helena lounging on a rock on the beach when Weatherby finally puts the moves on her.
  • Skewed Priorities: When DOA Island is about to self-destruct, Max needs to be forced into the emergency exit because he tries his damndest to take Donovan's money with him.
  • Stepping-Stone Sword: To escape her palace, Kasumi throws a katana to stick in a wall, runs on the backs of her clansmen, then jumps on the sword, and uses it as a springboard to jump over the high walls surrounding the establishment.
  • Stock Scream: A Wilhelm Scream shows up when Hayabusa throws a ninja off a balcony.
  • Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Given that this always spits in the face of physics, Kasumi's thrown sword flying in a straight line for at least 100 meters in the opening scene looks extremely jarring.
  • Waif-Fu: All over the place. For example, Kasumi wins in a fight against Leon, who is approximately three times her weight and a foot taller.
  • Wire Fu: Most of the fight scenes and acrobatics would be physically impossible without all those invisible wires everywhere.
  • Would Hit a Girl: Well, it's a martial arts tournament, so none of the guys pull any punches when they're up against the female fighters. Thankfully, Beauty Is Never Tarnished is in full effect.
  • Zerg Rush: The shinobi army in the final scene.


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