Thinking In Little Green Boxes, by DireSquirrelThis fic can be summed up in one phrase: What if Deadpool raised Harry Potter? Wait! Don't go!Harry was supposed to be left at #4 Privet Drive all those years ago, but due to a mix-up, he gets sent to #4 Privy drive instead. Where one Mister Wilson is staying at the time.From there, Wade raises Harry, who in turn gains Deadpool's insanity.Hilarity Ensues.
He calls Scott "Grandpa" and Jean "Grandma". So far Jean seems to be the only one who exercises any sort of control at all (that succeeds anyway, and it's rare)
Body Count Competition - Harry and Wolverine have a contest to see who can kill more Dementors. The competition is pretty close until Harry runs out of bullets.
BLAM Episode - Chapter 30, which is Behind The Music style.
Broken Masquerade The introduction of TV to wizards reveals them to the entire world, and they aren't aware of it.
Crapsack World: The fact that the wizarding world of Harry Potter warrants an entry in this trope on its own page is addressed as various agencies and super hero teams find out how the wizarding world works and do not like what they find... and then take action to do something about it. This culminates in a segment where Harry hires She-Hulk to represent him as a lawyer so that he can get out of being charged for unlawful use of sorcery.
Magnetic Hero: There's something about Potter that attracts people to him... even though he's stark, raving mad.
Mind Screw: Harry does this to one of his opponents in the danger room, whose power is apparently the ability to share other peoples' awareness. He shares Harry's mind and realizes there are people watching them... through a screen, just staring at them and watching and OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!
As of chapter 47, Voldemort attempts to learn Dumbledore's secrets through Harry's mind (through their special mental link) only to break himself and order Bellatrix to find him an obliviator in order to eliminate all his memories of Harry's mind.
Actually, he orders Bella to get a mind healer to erase everything from before he entered Harry's mind.
For reading ahead in his own book. There are rules after-all.
Naturally, Harry can only manage to follow the punishment for a chapter or two before he becomes unable to resist breaking the fourth wall again.
Noodle Implement - The reason why Harry isn't allowed to take sweets from strangers anymore involves a credit card, some doom-bots, a guy with metal skin, a flying car, and a really big magnet.
Noodle Incident - Harry: "Magneto and I tend not to get along ever since that incident with the-oh, I was told never to speak of that again. Sorry."
No Social Skills - as Harry points out he was "raised by mutants and assassins."
Oh Crap: Harry — sorry, Arthur Bea Wilson succumbs to utter despair during the dragon egg part of the Triwizard Tournament when he sees that Lockheed is his opponent.
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Psychic Static - Harry and Arthur Bea Wilson use various techniques to piss off Voldemort while he possesses Harry. These include Henry The Eighth, Aqua's Barbie Girl, inbred pureblood jokes, Madonna's Like A Virgin, and finally belching Der Ring des Nibelungenin in German with armpit noise as the base and Arthur singing the female parts in the style of Carrot Top.
Reality Ensues - A strange man shows up at the front gate asking to see a little boy that doesn't know him. Hagrid goes straight to jail.
Subverted: he is now a Magic Avenger.
Retcon - Enough fans hated Harry incinerating Emma Frost for the writer to undo that and have Harry tranq dart a now-good Juggernaut instead.
Running Gag- Several, such as Pokemon references and Harry's identity theft and frequent use of the credit card of Doctor Doom.
Early on had this little gem:
Dumbledore He's just like James.
McGonagall You say that like it's a good thing.
Serious Business: When it comes to breaking the forth wall, even Deadpool has his standards.
Schedule Slip - Harry wonders if they've lost the readers after a few months.
Harry's quite a Pokemon fan; he refers to taking advantage of Gringott's absurd exchange rates to ludicrous profits as the "Rare Candy bug", pikachus show up, etc.
Hell, Harry basically invents Pokemon in universe.
I had no idea The Yankees attracted so much hatred.
Timey Wimey Ball: Lampshaded and abused. Harry takes a time turner all the way back to WWII, then stops himself from using it, resulting in two Harrys, which confuses the wizards.
Took a Level in Badass - The Ćsir give Neville several levels by force after Harry accidentally teleports him onto Bifröst.