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- The 1940 NFL championship game: Chicago Bears 73, Washington Redskins 0. Towards the end of the game, the referee asked the Bears to run the ball in for the extra point, as the officials were running low on footballs (at the time, there was no net behind the endzone to catch field goals or extra points) and were afraid if the Bears kept scoring the game would have to be called.
- Super Bowl XIX was expected to be an epic struggle between two great teams: the 1984 Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers. The first quarter proceeded as everyone had expected; that it would be a fantastically exciting battle between the top two offenses - between Dan Marino and Joe Montana. Then they played another three quarters... The Dolphins went scoreless after halftime and the 49ers ended up winning 38-16.
- Another notable one involving Marino was his final pro game, a 2000 playoff game where the Jacksonville Jaguars clownstomped his Dolphins 62-7.
- The 49ers had a tendency to do this a lot during their "dynasty" years. They stomped the John Elway-led Denver Broncos 55-10 in Super Bowl XXIV, still the largest margin of victory in Super Bowl history.
- The 49ers did it again in 1995 with a 49-26 victory in Super Bowl XXIX over San Diego, a team that was just happy to be there. In fact, the Chargers weren't even expected to reach the playoffs that season! It was only due to great performances by Stan Humphries and Junior Seau. Also, they achieved one of the most shocking upsets of the 90's when they beat the heavily favored Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1994 AFC Championship. San Diego tried their best, but they couldn't live up to Steve Young, Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders, and a lot more superstars on the 49ers team. Even the Vegas betting odds knew this, where San Francisco was favored by 18.5 points over the Chargers, which remains a record to this day for the largest margin a team has been favored by in a Super Bowl.
- The Dallas Cowboys' 52-17 win over the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXVII was not as close as the score makes it appear. In fact, the score would've been even higher had Leon Lett not started celebrating too early and had the ball stripped from him.
- Super Bowl XLVIII, between the Seahawks and the Broncos, was a particularly shocking one. Going into the match, the narrative was the battle between the #1 defense in the league (the Seahawks) and the most lethal, highest-scoring offense in NFL history (the Broncos). The end result? A 43-8 massacre in favor of the Seahawks that you could say was practically decided on the very first playnote . Future first-ballot Hall of Famer Peyton Manning was limited to throwing a single touchdown (which was late in the third quarter, long after the game was decided).
- The Buffalo Bills demolished the Raiders 51-3 in the AFC Championship game in January of 1991.
- January 14, 2001: NFC Championship Game, New York Giants shut out the Minnesota Vikings 41-0. The Giants then ended up on the other end of this in Super Bowl XXXV, on January 28, 2001. The Baltimore Ravens won 34-7 and the farthest the Giants' offense got down the field was the Ravens' 29-yard line. Their only points came on a kickoff return for a touchdown, which the Ravens answered by returning the next kickoff for a touchdown themselves.
- December 6th, 2010, the New York Jets faced the New England Patriots. In previous weeks it seemed like it was going to be a difficult game for the Patriots, with both teams coming in at 9-2. However...when it came down to it, the Patriots won 45 to the Jets'...3. It is worth noting that the Jets got their revenge by knocking the Patriots out of the playoffs that same year.
- The aftermath of the above was even weirder — the Patriots went into Chicago during the first big snowstorm of the season in the upper Midwest and delivered a full-service beatdown to the 9-3 Bears, blanking them at the half 33-0 for a final score of 36-7. Meanwhile, Jets coach Rex Ryan was openly mocked in the New York papers and they lost the next game to the mediocre Miami Dolphins in a 10-6 snoozer. (In soccer terms, that's sort of equivalent to grinding out a 2-2 tie and losing on a penalty kick.) Some Pats fans noted that there might be a touch of irony that a previous generation's Pats lost Super Bowl XX to the 1985 Bears in a curbstomp almost as humiliating as the current team had delivered to the Jets the previous week.
- It's even stranger when you remember that that's one of New England's smaller curb stomps. Ever since 2007, the Patriots have usually had at least one game like this per season. This includes the 2007 season's 52-7 win over the Washington Redskins, 56-10 win over the Buffalo Bills, the 2008 season's 41-7 win over the Denver Broncos, 47-7 win over the Arizona Cardinals, and the 2009 season's ridiculous 59-0 win over the Tennessee Titans (which took place in a snowstorm). The Patriots would repeatedly stomp Andrew Luck's Colts (59-24 in 2012, 43-22 in the 2013 AFC Divisional, and in 2014, 42-20 in Week 11 and 45-7 in the 2014 AFC Championship game, the latter game which started the Deflategate scandal).
- Not to mention a repeat curbstomp of the Jets in the 2012 Thanksgiving evening game, winning 49-19. They racked up 35 points in the 2nd quarter alone, including a mind-boggling 21 points in less than a minute (aided by a number of Jets bloopers, including Mark Sanchez's infamous "Butt Fumble").
- The Patriots themselves were also on the receiving end of some blowouts; they lost 46-10 to the Bears during Super Bowl XX, 30-10 by the Dolphins in 2001 (which prompted Patriots head coach Bill Belichick to bury the game ball in front of the team the next day), 31-0 to the Bills in 2003, 41-17 to the Chargers in 2005, three of the five losses (Dolphins, Chargers, and Steelers) in the 2008 season (who were without Tom Brady) were blowouts, including in Week 3, when they were caught off-guard by the Wildcat Dolphins, 33-14 to the Ravens in the AFC Wild Card game in the 2009 season, 28-13 to the Ravens again in the AFC Championship in the 2012 season (mostly in the second half, where Bernard Pollard's hit on Stevan Ridley turned the tide), and in 2014, when they were blown out 41-14 by the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football (which caused sports commentators to question Brady's performance).
- The New Orleans Saints vs. the Indianapolis Colts football game on October 23, 2011 (Saints 62, Colts 7). The game also contained examples of Ho Yay and Foe Yay, both involving Saints' tight end Jimmy Graham. It should be noted that the Colts that year were without their QB, Peyton Manning, who missed the entire 2011 season due to him undergoing multiple neck surgeries in the off-season.
- On Christmas Eve, 2011, the Jets would play the Giants in their quadrennial "Battle for New York". The Jets, coming off of two deep playoff runs the previous year and eyeing their third in a row, with both teams facing elimination upon losing the game. Rex Ryan talked up how the Jets were the real toast of New York and the Giants were a relative backwater in the football world, and proceeded to cover up the Giants' super bowl mural in Metlife Stadium (shared by both teams). The Giants proceeded to blow out the Jets 29-14 (with the second Jets touchdown coming when the game had already been decided), aided by a 99 yard touchdown reception by Victor Cruz and 6 sacks on Mark Sanchez (his most humiliating performance until the aforementioned Butt Fumble the following year). The Giants would defeat the Patriots in the Super Bowl that year, and consider that touchdown to be the point where they knew they had the potential to do so. The Jets, meanwhile, would never recover.
- The December 9, 2012 game between the Seattle Seahawks and Arizona Cardinals ended with the Seahawks winning 58-0 (the highest score in franchise history) after forcing eight turnovers and limiting the Arizona offense to a grand total of 43 rushing yards. In the next two games the Seattle Seahawks defeated the Buffalo Bills 50-13 and the San Francisco 49ers 42-13 for a combined three game stretch 150-30.
- September 18, 2014: The Thursday Night game between the Atlanta Falcons and Tampa Bay Buccaneers ended with the Falcons winning 56-14. The Falcons scored eight touchdowns in the first three quarters, the Buccaneers only scored in the 4th quarter.
- November 30, 2014: A game between the St. Louis Rams and the Oakland Raiders ended with the Rams winning 52-0. The only other time the Raiders lost worse was in 1961, when they lost to the Houston Oilers, 55-0.
- January 24, 2016: The NFC Championship between the Carolina Panthers and Arizona Cardinals ended with the Panthers winning 49-15. The Cardinals suffered seven turnovers (4 Interceptions and two lost fumbles by Carson Palmer, and a muffed punt return by Patrick Peterson).
- Let's just say there's generally several utter clownstompings every season in the NFL, often in divisional matchups.
- October 22, 2017: The Super Bowl LI rematch, with the Atlanta Falcons facing the Patriots who stunned us all with an obscene comeback against them earlier that year by overcoming a 25-point deficit and then winning in overtime. Understandably so, this would be a very highly anticipated game, with many hoping the Falcons would get their revenge. Nope! This time, they never had a lead to blow, with their only score being a touchdown over 90% of the way through the game as the Patriots dominated through a dense fognote to win 23-7. While that score might not be an overly drastic routing, the fact that it was such a highly anticipated game that ended on a hard note to make an already miserable fanbase feel even worse makes it worthy of mention.
- January 21, 2018: The NFC Championship game. After winning against the New Orleans Saints with a miracle play, the Vikings thought they would be able to play in Super Bowl LII, in their home stadium. But in their game against the Philadelphia Eagles, they lost 38-7, only making one touchdown in the first quarter. The third quarter had them scoring what was initially declared a touchdown, but it turned out to just be a Hope Spot, as it was ruled as an incomplete pass and overturned after being shown that the ball hit the ground and bounced before wide receiver Adam Thielen could catch it.
- This is sometimes planned in college football. Big schools with well funded football teams full of top recruits will often pay huge guarantees to smaller schools with less-competitive football teams to play them (thus boosting the bigger school's number of wins), which often results in ridiculously horrible losses.
- For example, University of Miami (5 time AP National champions) played Savannah State University in 2013 and beat them 77-7. It got so bad that the two coaches agreed to shorten the 4th quarter to 12 minutes. And it wasn't even Savannah State's worst loss. The year before they lost to Oklahoma State 84-0.
- September 21, 2013 saw traditional Big Ten powerhouse Ohio State, ranked fourth nationally at the time, host Florida A&M for a bodybag game. It was already 21-0 in four OSU offensive plays (the combined times of which made less than a minute) within six minutes, and Florida A&M only got its first first down when it was already down 48-0. Even when Ohio State replaced its entire team with backups and made no effort to score, the Buckeyes continued to score until they won 76-0. From then on, Ohio State and the rest of the Big Ten made a point of phasing out FCS teams for future schedulings.
- Boston College took on Howard on September 12, 2015. BC beat Howard so badly, the second half had to be shortened to get the game over with. All told, the final score was 76-0, with BC winning. To make this curbstomp even more painful, BC ended the year 3-9, with two wins, including this one, coming against FCS competition.
- On the other hand, there was an October 10, 2015 game where FBS North Texas hosted FCS Portland Statenote , only to be on the butt-end of a 66-7 shellacking, with the seven points being made in garbage time. The result, which is the most shocking margin by an FCS team vs. an FBS team, was so humiliating that North Texas fired their head coach on the spot.
- The 1916 college football match between Georgia Tech and Cumberland remains the most brutal curbstomping in the history of organized American football. Tech won the game by a score of 222-0, scoring touchdowns on almost every single offensive play, racking up almost 1,700 rushing yards and 32 touchdowns, and not even attempting a single pass play. Cumberland finished the game with -82 offensive yards.
- In fairness to Cumberland, they had cancelled their football program before the season, but remained contractually obligated to play this game, so they made a team of fourteen young men who would clearly not have made any team under normal circumstances. Also, Georgia Tech coach John Heisman (for whom the Heisman Trophy was named) wanted to challenge the notion that had sprung up in college football that margin of victory mattered more than the quality of your opponent. By utterly demolishing a clearly outclassed opponent, Heisman proved that who you play matters.
- However, Cumberland may not have had totally clean hands. Earlier that year, Cumberland's baseball team laid a similar curbstomping on Georgia Tech, winning 22–0. The Cumberland team allegedly featured several professional players posing as students, which apparently angered Tech's baseball coach... one John Heisman.
- The most lopsided game between two major college teams was Houston's 100-6 victory over Tulsa in 1968. This was the result of several converging factors: Tulsa had beaten Houston the year before so revenge was on UH's mind, the Tulsa team had been ravaged by flu, and Houston coach Bill Yeoman was notorious for running up the score. After Tulsa scored early in the 3rd quarter to cut Houston's lead to 24-6, the Cougars scored 27 more points in the 3rd quarter and 49 in the 4th.
- On October 21, 1989; the Houston Cougars plastered the Southern Methodist University Mustangs (in their first year after returning from having received the NCAA "death penalty" for repeated recruiting violations; with most of their remaining scholarship players had transferred to other schools in the interim) 95-21 while the Cougars (themselves on NCAA probation for similar recruiting violations) tallied 1,021 yards of offense during the game. The defeat was so bad that Mustangs head coach Forrest Gregg refused to shake hands with Cougars head coach Jack Pardee after the game was over.
- A lot of football experts thought Florida in 1995 would beat Nebraska. However, Nebraska and its fans had the last laugh, as the Cornhuskers beat the Gators 62-24 to win its second consecutive national title.
- In 2009, Jim Harbaugh's Stanford Cardinal stomped Pete Carroll's USC Trojans, 55-21; post-game, Carroll infamously asked Harbaugh, "What's your deal?" The rivalry between Harbaugh and Carroll carried over to the NFL; in December 2012, Carroll's Seahawks stomped Harbaugh's 49ers 42-13, and again on September 2013, to the tune of 29-3.
- In 2014, Ohio State needed to prove they were worthy of the first College Football Playoff, and despite being 4 point underdogs against Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship, OSU won by a score of 59-0, making it the biggest spread upset in college football history.
- The 2015 season opener between Notre Dame and the Texas Longhorns ended with Texas losing 38-3.
- In two successive years, Oregon was in the butt-end of one, both at home:
- On September 26, 2015, the 13th-ranked Ducks hosted the 18th-ranked Utah Utes in Eugene, Oregon, the Ducks being favored by at least ten points. What resulted was a lopsided 62-20 victory for the Utes, a remarkable feat given Autzen Stadium's difficulty for visiting teams, and the most points ever allowed by Oregon at home at the time. This included a 28-0 3rd quarter, as well as touchdowns from defense and special teams.
- October 8, 2016 was even more humiliating, given that the Ducks were having a very down year at the time and their hated Washington Huskies came in ranked 5th and fresh off a decisive rout over Pac-12 powerhouse Stanford. Leading up to this game, Oregon beat Washington twelve straight years, often by wide margins. Only this time, the Huskies prevailed to the tune of 70-21, which only contributed to Oregon's deteriorating season that saw Head Coach Mark Helfrich fired by the end of the year.
- The A Few Hours Left Before 2016 Cotton Bowl, a College Football Playoff semi-final game between the Michigan State Spartans and the Alabama Crimson Tide, started slow (the first points were scored in the 2nd quarter), but then Alabama thrashed right through Michigan State in the second half, winning 38-0. ESPN's attempts to deliberately drive people away nearing halftime by advertising Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve in the middle of the game was perhaps a subtle prediction that it wasn't going to end well for the Spartans.
- October 8, 2016 brought us the Michigan Wolverines vs. Rutgers Scarlet Knights, which ended in an ugly 78-0 thrashing. Not only that, but Rutgers was limited to a total of 39 yards, with only six in the first half and only managing a first down late in the fourth quarter.
- The 2017 Uteck Bowl, the national semi-final of university football in Canada, featured the Western Ontario Mustangs destroying the Acadia Axemen 81-3. Acadia, however, had been dealing with a Thursday Night Football-grade four-day turnover between the Uteck Bowl and the Atlantic conference's championship game, since it was delayed to the Tuesday prior to the bowl due to a legal dispute involving an ineligible player on the opposing team.
- Actually fairly common in the NCAA's lower divisions and the NAIA, since there's often a huge talent gap between good teams and bad teams. The two most recent three digit margins were the Central State Marauders' 101-0 drubbing of the Lane Dragons in 1989 (Lane's coach motioned to end the game with 11:00 left in the 4th quarter and the referees agreed) and the Rockford Regents defeating the Trinity Bible Lions 105-0 in 2003 (Rockford scored touchdowns on their first six possessions en route to a 63-0 halftime lead, while Trinity Bible only crossed midfield once the entire game).
- During the 2013 IFAF Women's World Chapionship, The United States women's national football team did this to all of their opponents, defeating Sweden 84-0 in their first game of the tournament, then Germany 107-7 in the other group stage game, that touchdown being the only points scored on the US team in any world championship, they closed this out with a 64-0 victory against Canada in the gold medal match. In the same tournament, Spain lost all of their matches in this fashion, but not quite as badly, 47-0 against Finland and 50-0 against Canada in group play, and in the fifth place match, losing to Sweden 64-0. They did not score once in the entire tournament.
- France beat Australia in their second match of the 2015 IFAF Senior Men's World Championship in Canton 53-3, before preceding to fall to the United States 82-0 in the semifinal. The United States men's team has heavy restrictions as to who can even play for the national team, including being no more than one year removed from college graduation and not being a pro, and requirements to have players from all NCAA divisions and NAIA giving them a weaker player pool, while France can choose to use their professional players if they wanted.
- 1994-95: Man Utd 9-0 Ipswich
- 1998-99: Nottingham Forest 1-8 Man Utd
- 2009-10: Tottenham 9-1 Wigan
- 2009-10: Chelsea 8-0 Wigan
- 2009-10: Chelsea 7-0 Stoke
- Sunday 28 August 2011, Tottenham Hotspur 1-5 Man City and Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.
- From the 2011-12 season: Man City 6-1 Man United (tying the three previous biggest blowouts of Manchester derby; another 6-1 for City and two 5-0 scorelines, one for City and one for United)
- 2012-13: Chelsea 8-0 Aston Villa (setting a new record loss for Aston Villa in the process)
- March 22, 2014. Arsène Wenger's 1000th game in charge of Arsenal is at the home of title rivals Chelsea. After three minutes, Arsenal's Olivier Giroud is denied by Chelsea's Petr Čech and a minute later Chelsea are ahead. After 22 minutes Arsenal are 3-0 down and with a player sent off in a case of mistaken identity. Final score: Chelsea 6 Arsenal 0.
- 2014-15: Southampton 8-0 Sunderland
La Liga (Spain)
- In 2010 FC Barcelona recorded a 5-0 win against Real Madrid, the most expensive team in the world.
- In 2015-2016, Real Madrid scored a 10-2 against Rayo Vallecano, a team from the same city that for less than a quarter hour was winning the match.
Other Domestic Leagues/Competitions
- On February 12, 1997, Federico Pisani, a popular young player with Italian team Atalanta, died in a road accident. On the following Sunday, 15, Atalanta were scheduled to play Vicenza at home (the town of Bergamo). The stadium was full to the brim, the players keyed up to the most tremendous pitch. They won the game 3-1, but that does not give the dimension of their dominance; in that kind of mood, they'd have beaten Brazil. Hapless Vicenza were overwhelmed and did extraordinarily well to limit the loss to three goals. The players had placed Pisani's no.14 shirt on the net of their goal, and at each goal they scored, the scorer ran all the way back and kissed it. After the game the team retired the no.14 shirt permanently.
- "El Alcorconazo" — October 27, 2009, Copa del Reynote : In the round of 32, Alcorcón, a team from the Madrid area that then played in Segunda División B (Spain's third level), was drawn against La Liga superpower Real Madrid. Just how different were they? (1) Alcorcón's total payroll that season was less than €1 million, while Real's was €110 million. (2) Real had spent over €250 million on new players the previous summer. (3) The day before the first leg of the cup tie, one of Real's sponsors gave the entire senior squad new cars worth a combined €2 million. (4) The average salary of an Alcorcón player that season was less than what new Real signing Cristiano Ronaldo was making per day. (5) Finally, at the time of the match, Real's youth side was in Segunda B alongside Alcorcón — and had lost only once in the teams' seven meetings. And what happens? Alcorcón wins the first leg at home 4–0. Oh yeah... Real's best player in that match was their goalkeeper. The second leg was 1–0 to Real, not enough to overcome the disaster in Alcorcón.
- The Copa del Rey saw another curb-stomping in the final of its 2017/18 edition pitting Sevilla FC against FC Barcelona. Less than a month earlier, Sevilla had come very close to handing Barça its first league loss of the season (they had manage to equalize the game with two late goals and arrived at the cup final still undefeated in the league). This time around, however, Sevilla fizzled out early and Barcelona destroyed them 0-5 to win the Cup for the 30th time, in what was said to be captain Andrés Iniesta's last final with the team. Sevilla head coach Vincenzo Montella was fired shortly thereafter.
- Happened to Aston Villa versus Arsenal in the 2015 FA Cup Final, to the surprise of many. Arsenal's league form had stuttered slightly, and had developed a reputation for fizzling out in big games. Villa had seen a upturn in fortunes thanks to Tim Sherwood and an in-form Christian Benteke. After 40 minutes it looked like it would be tight, then Arsenal scored via Theo Walcott, and then added three more in the second half. Villa had no response to this domination, with Benteke being tightly marked by the Arsenal defence. To rub salt into the wound, Prince William: Duke of Cambridge, a well known Aston Villa fan and head of the FA was presenting the trophy, and it was clear to all how disappointed he was.
- For the group stage, it's usually big/traditional team vs. Naïve Newcomer/hopeless small country. The biggest one is Hungary's 10-1 win over El Salvador in 1982.note Hungary had also set the previous record during the "Magical Magyars" era in 1954, with a 9-0 win against South Korea (they also beat West Germany 8-3... but only because the coach deliberately spared some of their best players, to ensure they could only see the Magical Magyars again in the final; they did, but this time Germany won 3-2), a score equalled by Yugoslavia against Zaire in 1974. However, the 2014 World Cup warranted a case of "two powerhouses, yet the perceived favorite is the slaughtered one" (Netherlands 5-1 Spain, where the Spaniards scored first and the first half ended 1-1) and big/traditional team vs. traditional-yet-mediocre (Germany 4-0 Portugal, who had The Ace Cristiano Ronaldo but basically no one else).
- Knockout-stage blowouts are rare (one of those was by Spain, who in 1986 they managed to oust a Denmark team that had rolled through the group stage by 5-1), but in the first semifinal match of the 2014 World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. With Brazil as hosts! And the undermanned (they did not have their captain and their striker) and unprepared Brazilians, specially their defense, were so lost and startled the Germans scored five goals in the first half alone, four of those within six minutes of each other! Ouch. It was so bad that several Brazilian players and a good part of the Brazilian spectators were collectively sobbing by the end (including several fans walking out after the first half - the rest just started booing Brazil and cheering Germany's good plays), and the completely unexpected humiliation immediately reached Internet meme status (including the alleged flooding of the "public humiliation" category of a porn site), as well as quite the shocker for Brazilians.
- In the final, the most comprehensive wins have been 1958 (Brazil 5-2 Sweden), 1970 (Brazil 4-1 Italy) and 1998 (France 3-0 Brazil) on the men's side, and 2015 (USA 5–2 Japan) on the women's.
- Speaking of the 2015 women's final, it was a rematch between defending champion Japan and runner-up USA. Four years prior, the two teams had met in the 2011 Women's World Cup Final, a close game that was decided by penalty kicks. Not this time. Team USA managed to score 4 goals in the first 16 minutes of the match. Team captain Carli Lloyd managed to score a hat trick, capped off by a ridiculous shot from halfway across the field. Needless to say, Japan never recovered.
Other International Competition
- During the classification for UEFA Euro 1984, Spain was second on its group and in order to be the first and qualify would need to score 11 goals. December 21, 1983: Spain 12 - Malta 1.
- The biggest wins in the UEFA Champions League finals:
- 1959-60: Real Madrid 7–3 Eintracht Frankfurt
- 1968–69: AC Milan 4-1 Ajax
- 1988-89: AC Milan 4-0 Steaua Bucureşti
- 1993-94: AC Milan 4-0 Barcelona
- 1999-2000: Real Madrid 3-0 Valencia
- 2003-04: Porto 3-0 Monaco
- The Copa Libertadores isn't as prone to blowouts as the Champions League, but the South Americans at times get uneven. São Paulo of Brazil has the biggest finals victories (5-1 over Universidad Católica of Chile in 1993, 4-0 over fellow Brazilians Atlético-PR in 2005) and Peñarol of Uruguay, the group stage ones (11-2 on Valencia of Venezuela in 1970, 91 on Ecuador's Everest).
- During their World Cup bid in 1998, Maldives was outscored in total 59-0 over the course of six games, including a 17-0 loss to Iran.
- In 2001, Australia beat American Samoa 31-0 during the World Cup qualifications, setting a world record. And even aside from that record, Aussie does this quite often during the qualifiers against their near-unknown Oceanian opponents (to the point they moved to the Asian qualifiers to obtain better competition).
- While on Oceania, Tahiti qualified for the 2013 Confederations Cup after a Dark Horse Victory in the 2012 OFC Cup... and facing one local potency (Nigeria) and two former world champions (Spain and Uruguay) Tahiti was easily trounced, scoring only one goal while opponents had an offensive party (1-6, 0-10, 0-8).
- Speaking of Oceania: During the 2015 Pacific Games, the Fiji U-23's DEMOLISHED the Micronesia U-23's with a final score of 38-0, a full 7 goals above Australia's 31 goal thrashing of American Samoa! Thankfully for the Micronesians, they managed to avoid replacing the world record due to the fact that Micronesia was not a FIFA member, and that the match involved U-23 teams rather than the main National Teams. Such a formality wouldn't comfort Micronesia though; they were humiliated 0-30 by the above-mentioned Tahiti in an earlier match at the tournament. A few days later, Micronesia was curb-stomped again in the Pacific Games. This time, they were creamed 0-46 by Vanuatu, a full 8 goals more than their humiliation by Fiji a few days earlier (thanks to the above formalities though, they're spared of the ignominy of breaking the previous record). All of Micronesia's losses gave them a -114 goal differential to end the group stage of the tournament.
- Copa América Centenario, a collaboration of CONCACAF and CONEMBOL that celebrated its 100th anniversary of Copa América since its first in 1916, had Chile vs Mexico in the Quarterfinals which the Chileans won 7-0 (with four goals made by Chile's star player Eduardo Vargas)!
- A friendly match played in 2018 between Spain and Argentina (with no Lionel Messi): Spain 6-1 Argentina. Ouch.
- May 18, 1912: Philadelphia Athletics 24, Detroit Tigers 2. In protest over a suspension handed down by American League President Ban Johnson against star player Ty Cobb, the rest of Cobb's Tigers teammates went on strike. The League threatened Detroit's owner with a $5000-per-game fine if he didn't field a team, so he ordered manager Hughie Jennings to find some replacement players. Jennings cobbled together a lineup of sandlot amateurs from the local neighborhoods and threw them out on the field against the Athletics, with predictable results. Cobb persuaded his teammates to end their strike the next day.
- October 2, 1936: In game 2 of the World Series, the New York Yankees bounced back from a 6-1 loss to the New York Giants in game 1 by shellacking the Giants 18-4 in game 2, which is still the most lopsided game in World Series history. There wasn't much doubt who was going to win the Series after that.
- Subverted in the 1960 World Series. The Yankees won three games by double-digit margins (16-3, 10-0, and 12-0), they outscored the Pirates 55–27, outhit them 91–60, posted a .338 batting average to Pittsburgh's .256, and hit 10 home runs to Pittsburgh's four (three of which all came in one game). When the dust cleared, though, it was the Pirates who won the Series, 4 games to 3.
- September 16, 1975: Pittsburgh Pirates 22, Chicago Cubs 0. Modern baseball's most lop-sided shutout.note Pirates second baseman Rennie Stennett had 7 of the Bucs' 24 hitsnote (the Cubs could only muster 3 hits). In the post-game interview, announcer Jack Brickhouse told Cubs outfielder Jose Cardenal that he seemed distracted in the outfield during the late innings. Cardenal replied, "I was watching a spider crawl through the ivy. What else can you do in a game like that?"
- In 1990, the Milwaukee Brewers beat the Boston Red Sox by a score of 18-0. Making this curb-stomp more embarrassing for Boston, the Brewers did not have Paul Molitor or Jim Gantner in the lineup, and pulled Robin Yount in the 7th inning.
- September 30, 2000: Oakland Athletics 23, Texas Rangers 2. Needing a win to stay ahead of Seattle in the standings and stay on track for their first playoff berth since 1992, the Athletics pounded out 24 hits including 4 home runs, scoring 9 runs in the first inning, 5 in the fifth, and 8 in the seventh. Texas manager Johnny Oates said after the game, "Custer must have felt like this."
- The ninth inning of Game 7 of 2001 World Series. The Diamondbacks had their way with Mariano Rivera, the greatest closer ever who only managed to get one out. Game 6 as well; facing elimination, the Diamondbacks scored 15 runs off the Yankees pitching staff.
- August 31, 2004: Cleveland Indians 22, New York Yankees 0. Indians would end the season two games under .500, Yankees won 101 games.
- August 22, 2007: Texas Rangers 30, Baltimore Orioles 3. Texas scored all of their runs after the Orioles had already jumped out to a 3-0 lead. And the game was in Baltimore too. Texas became the first major league baseball team to score 30 runs in a game in 110 years.
- Unfortunately the Pirates have been on the opposite side as well. On April 22, 2010, they suffered their worst defeat in the 124 years of the club, losing to the Milwaukee Brewers 20-0. The defeat was so bad that the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette printed the image of the scoreboard on the front page, devoting an article to discussing where the franchise went wrong. Relief pitcher Brenden Donelly was quoted as saying, "We should all be embarrassed to have Major League Baseball uniforms on our back today. It was an atrocity. We set a record. We should all be embarrassed about it. That's how I feel."
- April 21, 2016: Chicago Cubs 16, Cincinnati Reds 0. And to add insult to injury, Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter in that game.
- July 2, 2016: Anaheim Angels 21, Boston Red Sox 2. The Angels' high point was an 11-run 7th inning.
- April 30, 2017: Washington Nationals 23, New York Mets 5. Nats third baseman Anthony Rendon went 6 for 6 with 3 homers, and batted in 10 runners.
- April 7, 2018: Philadelphia Phillies 20, Miami Marlins 1. 12 of those runs came off a home run: Maikel Franco and Aaron Altherr each hit a Grand Slam, with Carlos Santana hitting a 3-run homer.
- April 14, 2018, high school game: Old Rochester 82, Notre Dame Cristo Rey 0. Old Rochester scored 12 runs just in the first inning, 20 in the second, and it snowballed from there. It got to the point that the coach of the winning team tried to just have the game called, but the umpires refused. The coach even instructed his team to just bunt and jog as opposed to swinging at pitches when he saw how badly the other team was losing.
- Game 3 of the 1998 NBA Finals saw the Chicago Bulls embarrass the Utah Jazz 96-54 in a game that saw the Jazz not only set a record for the fewest points ever scored in an NBA Finals game, but was at the time the fewest points scored in an NBA game since the shot clock was introduced in 1954note .
- At Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals, the Boston Celtics managed to wrap up the series and win their 17th NBA title by defeating the Los Angeles Lakers 131-92. The 39 Point margin is the largest margin of victory of a series-winning game in the history of the NBA finals.
- The entire 2017 playoffs was one of these for the Golden State Warriors on a series basis. The only team to give them any semblance of trouble were the Cavaliers in the Finals, who won all of one game; every other opponent got swept. It was even worse in the following year's NBA Finals as the Warriors played the Cavaliers again, and this time, the Warriors swept the Cavs in the series, 4-0.
- In a 1990 college game, UConn jumped out to a 32-0 lead over New Hampshire. UNH scored their first point (a free throw) with 8:12 left in the first half and finally made their first basket about two minutes later. UConn also managed a 21-0 run in the second half on their way to an 85-32 win.
- The NCAA Final Four, the semifinals of the NCAA's men's college basketball tournament, generally produces close match-ups. Not so in 2016, when the Villanova Wildcats defeated the University of Oklahoma Sooners by a score of 95-51, a deficit of 44 points, the largest in Final Four history. An even more insane stat to consider: even if Villanova had scored zero points in the first half, they still would have won.
- The record for victory margin in D-I women's basketball was set in 2016, when highly-ranked Baylor annihilated Winthrop 140–32. Making this more impressive is that Winthrop is also a D-I school, though worlds behind Baylor when it comes to women's basketball tradition. The previous record margin for any D-I team had been 102 points; in games that involved two D-I teams, the previous record had been 101. And Baylor's coach Kim Mulkey wasn't trying to run it up—she started rotating players in the first quarter, no player saw more than 21 minutes of action (out of 40), and all 12 players available to play were on the floor for at least 10 minutes. Winthrop's coach went out of his way to tell Mulkey after the game that he appreciated her effort to keep the score down. Later in the same season, Baylor wiped the floor with Texas Southern, winning 119–30 in the first round of the 2017 NCAA tournament. The 89-point margin was the greatest ever in the D-I women's tournament, surpassing the previous record of 74 points.
- The next season, UConn fell one point short of tying the record with their 88-point defeat of St. Francis (Pennsylvania) in the first round, 140-52, though the 140 set the single game scoring record for the tournament (the previous mark of 121 had been set in a quadruple overtime game). The Huskies led 55-19 at the end of the first quarter and 94-31 at halftime. That 94 points was the most in a half by any women's team in any level of college basketball!
- The 2018 UMBC–Virginia game in the first round of the NCAA D-I men's tournament was a huge shock not only because it was the first-ever win for a men's 16-seed over a 1-seed after 135 losses, but because the game wound up becoming this. The back-and-forth first half saw the teams go to the locker room tied 21-21. But in the second half the UMBC Retrievers humiliated the Cavaliers, shooting an incredible 68% from the field on the way to a 74-54 blowout win. Another statistic is telling here: UMBC's second-half point total was only a fraction of a point less than UVA had averaged giving up per game going into the NCAA tournament.
- On two occasions, NCAA men's teams have scored over 200 points in a game, winning by more than 100 points in both games. Both games were against non-NCAA opponents—Troy's 258-141 win over Devry Institute of Atlanta in 1992, and Lincoln (Pennsylvania) thrashing Ohio State-Marion 201-78 in 2006. Both winners took huge halftime leads (123-53 for Troy, 97-44 for Lincoln), then ran roughshod over their outmatched opponents in the second half (Devry only had seven players in uniform, while OSU-Marion had six).
- Team USA has a tradition of curb stomping most of the planet during the Olympic Games.
- It started when NBA players were allowed for Barcelona 1992, leading to "The Dream Team", containing 11 hall-of-famers such as Michael Jordan and is pretty much the greatest team of all time. In any sport. Period. It utterly humiliated any and all of the outclassed teams it came into contact with, from the opener against Angola (won by 68) to the Gold Medal game against Croatia (won by 32), with coach Chuck Daly never feeling he had to call a timeout. Likewise, the 1996 was only slightly less dominant, winning each of its games by an average of 31.8 points. It wasn't until the 2000 team (which won gold, but only after several close calls) and the 2004 team (known as the "nightmare team", losing to Puerto Rico, Lithuania, and Argentina before beating Lithuania in the rematch for the bronze) that it ever seemed like the rest of the world wasn't going to be forever curb-stomped on the court.
- In the 2000s, following a decade with the rest of the world catching up with US basketball, Beijing 2008 featured the "Redeem Team", which was as dominant as the 1992 squad. They beat China by 31 points, Angola by 21 points, Greece by 23 points, reigning World Champion Spain by 37, then beat Germany by 49 points and easily made it to the knockout round. Once there, they beat Australia by 31 points in the first round, Argentina (who was the favorite coming into the Olympics) by 20 in the second round, then faced a rematch with Spain in the finals. Even though it was the only game the USA played that was remotely close, they still won the Gold Medal by a score of 118 to 107.
- Come 2012, the United States did it again. They won their group undefeated with a point differential of +191 and won the gold medal with only two close wins throughout the entire tournament: an unusual five-point victory over Lithuanianote and a seven-point win over perennial contender Spain in the finals. And let's not even get started on the US women's team, who won their fifth consecutive (seventh overall) gold medal at the 2012 Olympics.
- The 2014 US team fielded for the FIBA World Cup (the new rebranding of the FIBA World Championship) cruised to the championship. None of their opponents got closer than 21 points.
- In the 2016 Olympics, the USA men won the gold unbeaten again, though they had a bit more difficulty than in 2012, winning group games against Serbia and France by only 3 points each, and winning a 6-point semifinal battle against Spain. The final, a return match with Serbia, was this trope—Team USA won by 30, its biggest win in the men's final since the Dream Team. The women, on the other hand, were utterly dominant again, winning their group with a +204 point differential and coasting to the gold. The only team to get within 20 of Team USA was France... which lost by 19.
- The 2013 FIBA Asia Basketball 2013 had Malaysia suffering two of these in a row, 115–25 to Iran and 113–22 to China. (the third was a "meager" 22 to South Korea)
- In the 2015 Southeast Asian Games Basketball tournament, newcomers Timor Leste had the misfortune of going up against regional powerhouses The Philippines, and defeat was all but certain for the Timorese. Once the dust cleared, the Filipinos outright DESTROYED the Timorese by 105 points to finish with a final score of 126-21. To make matters worse for Timor Leste, the Filipinos fielded their Under-21 team, which was composed only of College Players: in essence, the Timorese had the unfortunate distinction of being destroyed by the Philippine National Team's B-Team! The beating was so bad that by the 4th Quarter, even the FILIPINOS started cheering for Timor Leste out of pity and also out of admiration, as the Timorese played hard despite the COLOSSAL odds against them. (It helps that the 2 countries have a lot in common: both have a high poverty rate, both are the only countries in Asia to be predominantly Catholic, and both were under the influence of Iberian powers (Spain for The Philippines, Portugal for Timor Leste). It also helps that Timor Leste fits the role of The Woobie in Southeast Asia: They went through a long and violent struggle with Indonesia for independence from 1975 to 2002.).
- Perlas Pilipinas (the Philippine ladies' team) won a very dominating match against Laos in Southeast Asian Games Women's Basketball 2016. The score? 179-32.
- This high school girls' basketball game had a final score of 108-3.
- Any shutout win in basketball. Ever. Most of them like this seem to be amongst high school girls though. However, this one (a regional boys' tournament in Stockholm, Sweden) takes the cake; Mats Wermelin scored all 272 points in a 272-0 win.
- In 1919, at Toledo, Ohio, excitement was rising for a boxing match for the World Heavyweight Title. It was Jess Willard -who had a serious weight and height advantage over his opponent- versus Jack Dempsey. In the first round, Dempsey knocked Willard over seven times, reputedly causing a broken jaw, broken ribs, fractured cheek bones, and a number of broken teeth. Willard looked like he'd been through a car accident.
- Joe Louis vs. Max Schmeling II, 1936 and 1938. Schmeling had handed Louis his first defeat, which was considered by Nazi Germany to be a triumph for the "Aryan race". Two years later, the two fighters faced down in a rematch. This time, Schmeling went down in two minutes and four seconds, after being knocked down three times and throwing only two punches in the entire fight.
- One of the most famous curb-stompings in boxing is Muhammad Ali's first-round trouncing of Sonny Liston in their 1965 re-match fight.
- Mike Tyson vs. Michael Spinks in 1988. A blind guy in a wheelchair could've put up a better fight than Spinks did.
- Mike Tyson's famous comeback bout in 1995 against Peter McNeeley: The much-hyped fight broke the record for Pay-Per-View earnings. McNeeley took such a pounding his trainer entered the ring and called off the fight after just 89 seconds in the ring. There were accusations that the fight was set up to guarantee a victory, while Tyson was angry that he wasn't able to properly finish the fight.
- A 1986 bout saw Mike Tyson defeat Marvis Frazier (son of boxing legend Joe Frazier) by knockout in just 30 seconds. Actually, nearly every boxer who faced Mike Tyson ended up unconscious.
- In 1998, the World Wrestling Federation hosted the Brawl For All, a legitimate Toughman Contest-style tournament amongst wrestlers who were Real Life tough-men. Surprising everyone, perennial curtain-jerker Bart Gunn ended up winning. As a true test, he was pitted in a match at WrestleMania XV against Toughman legend Eric "Butterbean" Esch, a massive man known for his knockout power. Butterbean knocked Gunn unconscious in 27 seconds, effectively killing his career in North America.note
- 7 April 2007's Joe Calzaghe vs Peter Manfredo Jr. Despite remaining totally unbeaten throughout his career, Calzaghe still somehow managed to gain a mild reputation as being an overrated fighter with a habit of dodging his way out of "proper" fights. Peter Manfredo Jr., winner of Sylvester Stallone's television reality series The Contender, judging from pre-fight interviews, evidently agreed with this summation. Thought the ensuing match didn't exactly put paid to the nastier rumours surrounding Calzaghe's prowess, it certainly brought Manfredo Jr. down a few pegs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvUmp5mQedY
- The lead up to 2009's Manny Pacquiao vs. Ricky Hatton fight was built as perhaps the toughest challenge of the rising Pacquiao's career, who himself had curb-stomped his last two opponents, including the great (albeit way past his prime) Oscar de la Hoya. Hatton was close to his peak, bigger, and was unbeaten at 140 lbs, "his" weight. Come fight night, Pacquiao proceeded to absolutely destroy Hatton, using his blazing speed to beat Hatton consistently to the punch. He knocked Hatton down twice in the first round (the first one a right thrown before a Hatton left hook which Pacquiao smoothly ducked under in the same motion), then proceeded to put the solid-chinned Hatton out cold with a massive left hand at the end of the second round.
- August 26, 2010: In a MMA vs. Boxing fight at UFC 118, Randy "The Natural" Couture fought James "Lights Out" Toney. James threw exactly one weak, wild punch before being taken to the mat and forced to submit to an arm triangle at 3:19 of the first round.
- During the making of Enter the Dragon, a Too Dumb to Live challenger to Bruce Lee broke into his home and scared his children, Brandon and Shannon. An enraged Lee sent him to the hospital with one kick.
- Heck, Bruce developed Jeet Kune Do because he felt his curb-stomp battles were taking a tad too long.
- Bruce took down a Black-Belt Karateka in 15 seconds.
- One of Bruce's film extras once taunted him, calling him "more actor than fighter." This kid was fast, strong, and bigger than Bruce Lee, and a "damned good martial artist." Bruce went on to drop the kid to the ground, and nail him repeatedly in the face until he was out.
- Out of many examples of him making world class fighters look like beginners, superstar boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s biggest example of dominance was against the late great Diego Corrales. Diego was known as a dangerous counter puncher with knockout power in both hands and was seen by both critics and fans as Mayweather's most dangerous opponent to date. However, during the fight, Mayweather knocked down Corrales 5 times before his corner threw in the towel.
- In the 1963-64 US Championship, Fischer won every game, finishing 11-0. Hans Kmoch jokingly congratulated Larry Evans, second with 7.5 points, on winning the tournament, while congratulating Fischer on winning the exhibition.
- Bobby Fischer's wins in the candidates' matches: 6-0 against Mark Taimanov (the Communist Party was not amused) followed by the same score against Bent Larsen, widely thought to be the best player outside the Soviet Union. Both of them were rated in the top ten in the world before the matches. After that, he somewhat relaxed and clobbered Tigran Petrosian (a former world champion and renowned defender) 6.5-2.5.
- In the 2nd Sinquefield Cup in September 2014, Fabiano Caruana, then the world #3, scored 8.5-1.5 (starting 7-0, then finishing with three draws) against a field consisting entirely of top-10 players: Magnus Carlsen (world #1 and current world champion), Levon Aronian (#2), Hikaru Nakamura (#5), Veselin Topalov (#8, twice a challenger for the world championship), and Maxime Vachier-Lagrave (#9). Carlsen was a distant second with 5.5 points.
- In cricket, a follow-on is when the second team to bat achieves a total much less than the first team to bat, and are made to bat again. This has happened nearly 300 times in Test cricket, and usually results in the following-on side losing. The three exceptions are 1894 (England follow-on vs Australia at Sydney), 1981 (England follow-on vs Australia at Headingley), and 2001 (India follow-on vs Australia at Eden Gardens). On the last occasion, India got as many runs in their second innings as Australia did in both of theirs—and also declared their second innings, meaning that they didn't even have all 11 of their players bat.note
- June 1899: In a house match at Clifton College, Bristol, schoolboy batsman A. E. J. Collins scored 628 runs out of 836 all out, and then took 11 wickets for 63 as the opposing North Town House were bowled out twice to lose by an innings and 688.
- 20-24 August 1938: England (903 for 7 declared) beat Australia (201 and 123) by an innings and 579 runs. The great Australian batsman Donald Bradman and his teammate Jack Fingleton were both injured in the field during England's innings and were unable to bat, which may offer some explanation, but even so...
- A first-class match in Lahore, Pakistan in 1964 ended with Railways (910 for 6 declared) beating Dera Ismail Khan (32 and 27) by an innings and 851 runs.
- An ODI match played on 29 October 2000 between India and Sri Lanka, featured Sri Lankan Sanath Jayasuriya scoring 189 runs in the team's total score of 299. India's whole team was out for a grand total of 54 runs. Thus, just one player scored over 3 times more than the entire opposition.
- And in the Indian Premier League, people saw Royal Challengers Bangalore (263 for 5) rip Pune Warriors India (133 for 9) a new one on April 23, 2013. Special credit goes to Bangalore batsman Chris Gayle for blasting the records of Fastest Century not just in the IPL, but in the history of professional cricket as a whole by scoring a century in just 30 balls. He also broke the record of Highest Individual Score in IPL History scoring unbeaten 175 runs and also broke the record of most number of Sixes in a IPL Innings, hitting 17 sixes in the match. That's right: the entire Pune team were beaten singlehandedly by the Jamaican. As if that wasn't impressive enough, Gayle got the rare opportunity to bowl during the final over. The results? Two wickets for only 5 runs.
- Generally, handball matches between the top nations in Europe (hard top is currently Denmark, France, Spain and Croatia; while a handful of other nations can be expected to curbstomp most non-Europeans as well) and any non European nation, except Brazil, Argentina, probably Tunisia and South Korea (the latter only during the Olympics) will generally be expected to be one of these.
- In handball, Australia is usually a well liked underdog, who often gets curb stomped by the biggest nations in the sport, especially Scandinavians. Iceland 55-15 Australia (2003) is the biggest win since 1958, and Australia got curb-stomped by runners-up Denmark at the last world championships (2011, 47-12). Australia has only ever won one match (while they've participated in 6 tournaments), which was against Greenland (in 2003). Got a 51-11 against them when they played against Spain at the 2013 world championships.
- In the round of 16 of the handball Champions League 2012, Barcelona played against Montpellier. Barcelona in handball are comparable to, well, Barcelona in football, while Montpellier is the best teams in the French league (one of the best leagues in the world). Montpellier recorded a two goal victory at home, but when they came to Barcelona to play, the home team won 36-20.
- The 2013 handball world championship final. Spain 35-19 Denmark. Biggest victory ever in a world championship final.
- On January 23, 1944, the Detroit Red Wings delivered one to the New York Rangers, a 15-0 blowout, which remains the largest margin of victory by one NHL team to this day.
- The 1991 Stanley Cup finals were scrappy underdog Minnesota North Stars against the star-studded Pittsburgh Penguins. While Minnesota won the first game, the others showed how much of a mismatch it was - culminating in the Penguins clinching it with an 8-0 massacre.
- In the 1994 Stanley Cup playoffs, the New York Rangers swept the New York Islanders by scores of 6-0, 6-0, 5-1 and 5-2.
- Patrick Roy has been the victim of two curb stomp battles, both against the same team (the Detroit Red Wings). The first was on December 2, 1995, when Roy's Canadiens lost 11-1, and Roy was only pulled after allowing nine goals in two periods, five of them coming in the first (this ended up being his last game in Montreal as he was traded to the Colorado Avalanche soon after). His second came in Game Seven of the 2002 Western Conference Finals. While the blowout wasn't as bad (a 7-0 loss this time), Roy still allowed six goals (out of 16 shots) in the first two periods before being benched.
- Every now an then, a Game 7 ends with that. And when the home team is the one getting trounced (0-5, 1-6), it's one hell of a Gut Punch, to the point once the Vancouver Canucks lost the decisive 2011 finals game by 4-0, a riot ensued.
- 2011-12. Calgary Flames 0, Boston Bruins 9.
- November 4th, 2016: Montreal Canadiens 0, Columbus Blue Jackets 10. Ironically, on December 10 of the same season, Montreal themselves went on to destroy the Colorado Avalanche 10-1.
- October 5th, 2017: Pittsburgh Penguins 1, Chicago Blackhawks 10. This was the Blackhawks' season opener and the Penguins entered the season as the Stanley Cup Champions.
- April 16th, 2018: Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 1, Game 3 - Anaheim Ducks 1, San Jose Sharks 8. This game holds the largest playoff blowout suffered by the Ducks (their previous record was 2017 Round 2 Game 6's 7-1 loss at the Edmonton Oilers).
- 2011 Ice Hockey World Championship final. Sweden (5 championships) was confident that it would easily defeat Finland (1 championship). Finland proceeded to win 6-1, with the only Swedish goal scored by a half-Finn...
- The Bulgarian Women's Ice Hockey Team suffered four of these in the 2010 Winter Olympics Qualifiers, losing 82-0 to Slovakia, 41-0 to Italy, 39-0 to Latvia, and 30-1 to Croatia, conceding a total of 192 goals in four games. Keep in mind a hockey game is 60 minutes long and each goal only counts for one point: the Slovakians were scoring, on average, once every 43 seconds.
- Then Canada curb stomped Slovakia 18-0 in the actual Olympic tournament.
- Speaking of Canadian curb stomps, the Canada-Russia game on the men's side of the same Olympics has to be mentioned. Many of the best NHL players play for either team, so everyone naturally assumed this would be a close affair. What actually happened was, as some forum-goers put it, Team Canada utterly dominating the Russians 7-3. While the score doesn't seem that one-sided, keep in mind that the score at one point was 6-1.
- China also got on the wrong side of this trope, losing 12-1 to the USA.
Mixed Martial Arts
- Anderson Silva, former Middleweight UFC champion, has delivered a few of these. Coming off a lukewarm record in other promotions, Silva made his UFC debut by mauling the rugged Chris Leben in only 36 seconds. He next faced Rich Franklin, the two-time defending middleweight champ. Silva pummeled Franklin with punches and knees for three minutes before Franklin dropped with a shattered nose. When Silva moved up a weight class to face James Irvin, some wondered if Silva could handle a seasoned striker who outweighed him. Silva knocked Irvin out with a single punch just 1:01 into the first round. When Silva went up in weight again, he faced the former light heavyweight champ Forrest Griffin. Silva massacred Forrest in under four minutes, spending most of the fight with his hands down and contemptuous of Griffin's power.
- UFC light heavyweight Lyoto Machida (15-0, 7-0 UFC) had an odd form of curbstomping where he would make good opponents look bad by nullifying all of their offense and landing perfectly timed strikes. Machida uses a family variant of Shotokan karate combined with other MMA disciplines in a unique style that perplexed his opponents. FightMetric has the numbers, along with his career numbers. However, Machida's dominance would fall threatened after lackluster performance against Mauricio "Shogun" Rua and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.
- Controversial heavyweight slugger Kimbo Slice was scheduled to fight Ken Shamrock in the main event for Elite XC: Heat until Shamrock dropped out. Seth Petruzelli, a virtually unknown light heavyweight with a mediocre record, was pulled from his scheduled fight literally minutes before the event to face Kimbo. Petruzelli dropped Kimbo with a jab in 14 seconds. This one was so bad that Elite XC folded almost immediately after the fight note .
- In 2003, Fedor Emelianenko challenged the then-greatest heavyweight ever in Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira. He was viewed as not standing a chance. He proceeded to spend twenty minutes absolutely torturing Nogueira, assailing him with unbelievably powerful punches. In December of 2004, he did it again. Fedor has gone on to crush many more opponents, but he's always the clear favorite.
- Pretty much the only way to describe BJ Penn vs. Diego Sanchez UFC 107, where the victor took more strikes to the head celebrating than his opponent landed in five rounds.
- The very first UFC champion, Royce Gracie, curbstomped just about everything in sight from UFC 1-5 due to his opponents' unfamiliarity with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. UFC 2 was the most telling, as both he and Patrick Smith demolished three opponents to reach the final, and he proceeded to demolish Smith.
- Bas Rutten, a great fighter from the early days of MMA, did this to Jason Delucia in a Pancrase fight. Throughout the fight Delucia claimed Bas punched him in the face multiple times (closed fist strikes to the face were banned). After getting a yellow and red card, essentially losing 30% of his paycheck, Rutten proceeds to utterly demolish Delucia with body shots so powerful he actually ruptures Jason's liver.
- In Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Roger Gracie went on an unprecedented streak in the 2009 and 2010 World Jiu-Jitsu Championship ("Mundials") of sixteen straight submission victories, submitting everyone he faced except for the 2010 super heavyweight division finals... who instead was defeated on points, 13 to 2. (His "absolute" division finals opponent was injured, so Roger won that by default.) Just to make it crazier, in the 2009 Mundials every submission was by mounted choke.
- Thai folklore contains an example of a mythological MMA curbstomp battle. From Nai_Khanom_Tom The Other Wiki:
At the time of the fall of the ancient Siam capital of Ayutthaya in 1763, the invading Burmese troops rounded up a group of Thai residents and took them as prisoners. Among them were a large number of Thai kickboxers, who were taken by the Burmese to the city of Ungwa.In 1774, in the Burmese city of Rangoon, the king of the Burmese, Hsinbyushin (known in Thai as "King Mangra"), decided to organize a seven-day, seven-night religious festival in honor of Buddha's relics. The festivities included many forms of entertainment, such as the costume plays called likay, comedies and farces, and sword-fighting matches. At one point, King Hsinbyushin wanted to see how Muay Boran would compare to the Burmese art Lethwei. Nai Khanom Tom was selected to fight against the Burmese champion. The boxing ring was set up in front of the throne and Nai Khanom Tom did a traditional Wai Kru pre-fight dance, to pay his respects to his teachers and ancestor, as well as for all the spectators, dancing around his opponent, which amazed and perplexed all the Burmese people. When the fight began, he charged out, using punches, kicks, elbows, and knees, pummeling his opponent until he collapsed.The referee however stated that the Burmese opponent was too distracted by the kick, and the knockout was invalid. The King then asked if Nai Khanom Tom would fight nine other Burmese champions to prove himself. He agreed and fought them all, one after the other with no rest periods in between. His last opponent was a great kickboxing teacher from Ya Kai City. Nai Khanom Tom mangled him by his kicks and no one else dared to challenge him any further.King Mangra was so impressed that he remarked, "Every part of the Thai is blessed with venom. Even with his bare hands, he can fell nine or ten opponents. But his Lord was incompetent and lost the country to the enemy. If he would have been any good, there was no way the City of Ayutthaya would ever have fallen."
- On the women's side, there's Ronda Rousey; she's won 9 of her 12 fights (1 in King of the Cage, one in Hard Knocks, 4 in Strikeforce, 6 in UFC) in 1 minute, 6 seconds or less. She won her fight vs. Alexis Davis in sixteen seconds, and her match against Cat Zingano, which was hyped up as her toughest challenge yet, lasted all of fourteen seconds, a UFC record for shortest fight. Her first eight wins all came by armbar submission, leading to the popular slogan "Death. Taxes. Rousey by armbar." In her match against Bethe Correia (which Correia had made rather personal), she exclusively used what everyone considered to be her biggest weakness: striking. The fight was still over in only 34 seconds: Rousey hit a right hook on Correia's face, and Correia's face hit the ground immediately.
- Rousey herself was on the receiving end of one at UFC 193 by Holly Holm, who was able to easily counter Rousey's aggressive fighting style and avoid falling victim to the armbar. Holm proceeded to beat up Rousey for the duration of the fight, before knocking her out with a hard kick to the head early in the second round.
- Happened again more brutally to Rousey in her comeback fight against Amanda Nunes. Nunes stopped her in 48 seconds of the first round, ruining what was supposed to be a triumphant return for Rousey.
- Back in the 1952 season, when things were a little less organized, Alberto Ascari entered 6 of the 7 races that year (not counting the Indy 500, which was part of the F1 championship in those days). He won them all... and set the fastest lap in all of them... and took pole position in all but one. Since only the best four results counted towards the championship that year, Ascari effectively won the maximum number of points possible (if that system hadn't been in place, he would have scored double what the runner-up got, making it even more of a Curb-Stomp Battle).
- Jim Clark did this twice. In 1963 he won seven races out of 10, when only the top six results counted - but not only that, he took seven pole positions and six fastest laps, set the record for highest percentage of laps led in a season (which still stands!), and scored more total points than the next two guys (Graham Hill and Richie Ginther) put together. In 1965, when again only the top six results counted, Clark went on to win six of the first seven races. The one he didn't win? That was Monaco, and he didn't even enter it - because he was in America, winning the Indy 500!
- McLaren almost did the same thing as Michael Schumacher below in 1988, when they had Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost, two of the greatest drivers of the era, in the same team. Thanks to the rivals' season-long battle (which Ayrton eventually won), McLaren won all but one race and scored 199 points, while the other teams combined scored 201. McLaren got triple the points of the team in second!
- 1992 was this for the Williams team and Nigel Mansell. After hiring Adrian Newey, they managed to secure a deal for Renault engines, and developed several innovative (at the time!) systems such as traction control, active suspension, a semi-automatic gearbox and other little features, they then convinced Mansell not to retire, such was the potential strength of the package. The result was a car that is still considered to be one of the most advanced to ever race in the sport, and it shows. Mansell had the championship wrapped up by the 10th race, the car won 10 out of 16 races and was so good the team were able to keep using an updated version in 1993, where Prost and Hill took the majority of the wins and both titles. The domination was only stopped when the FIA banned such devices for 1994.
- The 2002 season in particular stands out, with Michael Schumacher winning a record 11 of the 17 races and finished second in all but one of the others (where he finished third). He ended the season with 144 out of a possible 170 points, almost double the points tally of the nearest challenger (his team-mate). To top it all off, in the Constructors' Championship, Schumacher's Ferrari team scored the same number of points as all the other teams combined. Such was Schumacher's dominance in 2002 that the FIA actually changed the scoring system to try and make the championship closer (2nd place now scored 8 points instead of 6, for example). It worked the first year, with Schumacher winning by just 2 points... then in 2004 he won 12 of the first 13 racesnote , smashing his own record as well as everyone else's title hopes.
- On a single-race level, the 1969 Spanish Grand Prix is one of the biggest curbstomps in Formula One history, with winner Jackie Stewart finishing two laps ahead of Bruce McLaren, who came in second. This happened again at the 1995 Australian Grand Prix, with Damon Hill beating Olivier Panis to the finish by two laps.
- The 1994 Indianpolis 500 - Roger Penske utilized a little bit of Loophole Abuse (since at the time the Indy 500 was run under slightly different rules than the rest of Indycar) to put a ridiculously overpowered Mercedes-Benz/Ilmor "stock block" engine in his team's cars. Emerson Fittipaldi and Al Unser, Jr. were the drivers, and they basically walked the race (leading all but 7 of the 200 laps). By Lap 175 Fittipaldi had a 25-second lead over his teammate in second, and 5 laps later Fittipaldi was the only car on the lead lap. It was only because of a crash 6 laps from the finish that Fittipaldi didn't win, while Unser drove his machine to Victory Lane. This ended up being a major Pyrrhic Victory for Penske, though: the loopholes that allowed the stock block engines were closed, and Penske's cars failed to qualify for the 1995 Indy 500. Furthermore, Penske's performance in the 1994 Indy 500 was a major factor in Speedway president Tony George announcing the formation of the Indy Racing League that summer, effectively starting the CART/IRL split from which Indy Car racing has yet to recover from.
- In the early days of NASCAR, especially until The '70s, it was pretty common to see a driver won by having everyone else (in several cases, except several few of them, usually other powerhouse teams) lapped. The main reason of this is because there were only a few professional teams during the early days, thus most often the cars were self-owned cars. More competitive racing, and the rise of professional teams started in The '80s have curbed the win by a lap performances, with the last one coming in the fall 1994 race at North Wilkesboro, won by Geoff Bodine. The most extreme cases of this happened in two races in 1965, both won by Ned Jarrett. In the Southern 500, Jarrett won with a gap of 14 laps or 19.25 miles, the largest distance-based gap in NASCAR history. Meanwhile in a race in Spartanburg that same year, Jarrett won by a gap of 22 laps (admittedly, the track length is shorter than Darlington, but still), the largest lap amount-based gap in NASCAR history. Both records still stand to this day, and they are extremely unlikely to be beaten.
- Aleksandr Karelin is widely considered the best Greco-Roman wrestler of all time, with only one defeat in his thirteen-year professional career.note Almost all these matches ended with his opponents scoreless.
- Tennis: Serena Williams curbstomped Maria Sharapova at the 2012 Olympics, winning 6-0, 6-1. As one newspaper noted, "At one point near the end of the first set, Williams had hit more aces than her opponent had won points."
- The "Final Five", the USA women's gymnastics team at the 2016 Summer Olympics, did this to the rest of the world and then some.
- They posted the best team score on all four events (balance beam, floor exercise, uneven bars, vault). Without a single noticeable bobble, to boot.
- Their margin of victory was 8.209 points, absolutely ridiculous in a sport where fractions of points often decide medals. It was the largest team margin in the Games since the USSR stomped Czechoslovakia by 8.997 points in 1960—but back then, six scores in each apparatus were counted instead of three, and the most difficult routines of 1960 would roughly compare to what 10-year-olds can do today. If not younger.
- Someone with too much time on their hands did this calculation: If the four scores that Simone Biles, the overwhelming favorite to win the individual all-around, posted in the team final are thrown out and replaced with the fourth-best American scores in the qualifying round two days earlier,note Team USA would still have won by about 2 points, an impressive margin in itself.
- And then, in the individual all-around, Biles went out and annihilated the rest of the field, finishing a full 2 points clear of teammate Aly Raisman, and nearly 4 points ahead of bronze medalist Aliya Mustafina (Russia).
- Also at the 2016 Olympics, Katie Ledecky's victory at the 800 meter freestyle in swimming. Not only did she beat her own world record time by almost two full seconds, the silver medalist finished a full twelve seconds behind Katie. This in a competition where margins of victory are usually decided by hundredths of a second.
- While fifteens can be a defensive affair, there is a gulf between traditional powers, like Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina, France and the Home Nationsnote , and most others. Over the course of World Cup history, notable curbstomps have included New Zealand's 145-17 thrashing of Japan in 1995, and Australia's 142-0 over Namibia in 2003.
- Sevens has a relatively level playing fieldnote , and while a century couldn't be attained in a short timespan unlike fifteens, it can be a high-scoring affair. Still, curbstomps have been known to happen, such as in the 2016 Olympic final, with 2015-16 World Sevens Series champion Fijinote facing Great Britainnote . Not only did Fiji win its very first Olympic goldnote , it did so with a rather dominant 43-7.
- The 2017 Women's Rugby World Cup also produced a rather ugly stomp, with New Zealand blanking Hong Kong 121-0. A whopping nine tries were scored in the first half, with ten more to finish off the game, with thirteen conversions to complement it all.
- Australian Rules Football: Geelong's defeat of Port Adelaide in the 2007 AFL Grand Final. Geelong: 24.19 (163), Port: 6.8 (44). That's the highest grand final margin EVER.
- Fitzroy doesn't exist anymore (it was consolidated into the Brisbane Lions) but it still holds the AFL record for biggest margin with their 190 point win (36.22.238 to 6.12.48) over Melbourne in 1979. Melbourne was also on the losing end in 2011, when Geelong led by 114 points at halftime and seemed poised to break the record, but only won by 186 (37.11.233 to 7.5.47). And there have been some truly savage beatdowns in country league games, like Campbells Creek: 100.34 (634) vs Primrose: 3.0 (18) (MCDFNL 1990) and Gordon: 69.22 (436) vs Smythesdale 1.1 (7) (CHFL 2015).
- 2016 the Go KI "AlphaGo" won against world-class Go champion Lee Sedol with 4-1. You may file it under this trope when considering the expert opinion expected rather the opposite result, and anyway, very soon we will have the same situation as in chess.
- Horse Racing legend Secretariat's thirty-one-length victory in the 1973 Belmont Stakes, which won him the Triple Crown. He set a record for a mile-and-a-half on dirt that is not only still standing but that has not even been approached; then he proceeded to set a track record for the mile-and-five-eighths while coasting out from under the wire.
- There's a video out there of a karate instructor going to encounter a pimp after his actions caught his attention and interrupting a session with his class. The pimp attempts to intimidate the master, the woman with him trying to pull him back. When the pimp gets too close, the master strikes him with on chop to the neck. As the woman and his driver are trying to get the still knocked out pimp to his car (a taxi, mind you), the instructor looks back at his filming students and just shrugs his shoulders.
- Tennis: The 1988 French Open women's final between Steffi Graf and Natalia Zvereva. Graf won 6-0, 6-0 in 32 minutes, making this the shortest ever Grand Slam final in both games and time. Also, it is the only double bagel in a Grand Slam final in history.