"It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy… Let's go exploring!"What happens when you take the unpredictable panel layouts and surreal nature of George Herriman's Krazy Kat and Winsor McCay's Little Nemo, the childhood fantasy elements of Crockett Johnson's Barnaby, the lush art, distinct characterizations and biting satire of Walt Kelly's Pogo and the gently comedic look at the hard truths of life from Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts, throw in a dash of classic cartoon slapstick and fuse them all together into one comic?You get one of the most (maybe the most) beloved Newspaper Comics of all time, that influenced, changed and thrilled an entire generation, all drawn and written by one man — Bill Watterson. It came at a time when the comics medium needed it the most; almost everyone before Watterson attempted to copy the success of Peanuts by imitating the deceptively simple style and focusing on the funny animals like Snoopy that would bring in the money. Unfortunately, comic creators missed the mark on the aspects of Schulz's strip that actually should have been followed, mainly the philosophical themes and the down-to-earthiness. As a result, comics once again became gag-a-day strips rather than an artistic medium, and there was a shift from children characters to teenagers and adults.Watterson reminded us that newspaper comics don't have to be bland, crude drawings, funny animals can have deeper personalities and insights in life, and that it was still possible for a strip to successfully explore philosophical themes without feeling tacked on. And yes, comics about children can still be great. It was so successful that even Charles M. Schulz gave his approval in a foreword to one of the book collections.Calvin is a bratty, precocious 6-year-old who lives in a slightly different, more exciting reality than everybody around him, full of alien visitors, dinosaurs, and parental cooking so awful that occasionally it tries to eat him. Hobbes is his best friend; to Calvin, he's a walking, talking tiger. Surprisingly, to everyone else he's not only an inanimate plush toy, but looks different when he's immobile than he does when he's alive, despite the fact that in Real Life there are lifelike stuffed animals that look nothing like their real counterpart.As if Calvin's life wasn't exciting enough, he also often imagines himself to be someone more glamorous, like sci-fi adventurer Spaceman Spiff, world-weary private eye Tracer Bullet, Super Hero Stupendous Man, or a Tyrannosaurus rex. Calvin's non-dinosaur-and-alien-related moments are often much more philosophical than a six-year-old generally appears, and Watterson directly acknowledges this in several anthologies and interviews. To Watterson, Calvin is a tool to subtly mock the modern age in its myriad forms — Calvin creates snowmen that resemble pretentious postmodern art sculptures, rails against the modern world's hyper-commercialized state while indulging in it like the worst six-year-old, and occasionally questions the justification for humanity's continuing existence while gazing at a piece of trash carelessly discarded in the woods. At the same time, Calvin perfectly portrays the realistic child genius- one moment casually articulating concepts he won't cover in vocabulary tests until high school, the next throwing a temper tantrum because they're out of his favorite cereal.One of the most important (or perhaps that should be least important) parts of the strip is that the reality of Hobbes' dual nature and the many adventures and misadventures he and Calvin share is frequently left ambiguous. Watterson has described the matter as being a non-question: This is not a strip about a young Reality Warper going on magical adventures with a stuffed animal that comes to life when no one else is looking, nor is it as simple as a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination. This is a strip about the world seen through Calvin's eyes. To Calvin, Hobbes is a real tiger, a cardboard box is a cloning device, a wagon driven off a ramp can fly to Mars, and mutant snowmen can stage a rebellion against their creator. And that is all that matters.The strip was known for being fun to look at, due to Watterson's sheer artistic skill; for its ability to tell stories without dialogue; and for its varied and creative Sunday Strip layout. This in itself was a major controversy, as Watterson requested a fixed amount of square footage for his Sundays (as opposed to funny-page standards, which requires the cartoonist to fit the story into six or eight pre-sized panels that can be cut apart, reassembled or discarded as each individual newspaper sees fit.) Watterson argued that, since comic strips are a visual medium, it would be in everyone's best interests for him to have complete visual control over his work, regardless of resulting upheavals in comics-page layouts. He won, and similar fixed-layout concessions have gone out to comics such as FoxTrot and Over the Hedge in following years.Watterson consistently refused to license his characters for products or media other than the various compilations of the strip and even had a brutal fight with his syndicate over it. Though he won, this led to a booming market in unofficial merchandise, one of the more ubiquitous being window stickers of Calvin urinating on the logos of various American car manufacturers. At one point in time he considered an animated TV series featuring the characters, expressing a fondness for the medium, though this never came to fruition. note Calvin and Hobbes ran from November 18, 1985 to December 31, 1995, at which point Watterson retired for fear of the strip going stale. No new material has been released since then and Watterson, who changed careers from cartooning to oil painting, has become a notorious media recluse in the intervening years. In early 2011, he mailed an oil painting of a character from Cul de Sac to his syndicate as a donation for the Team Cul de Sac Parkinson's Research charity. This was the first piece of new art his syndicate had received from him in 16 years. Two years later, he produced a poster for the film Stripped, a documentary on the history of newspaper comics. A year after that, he collaborated with Stephen Pastis for three Pearls Before Swine strips. In a 2015 interview, he pointed out that he's not really "reclusive", but when you're trying to keep complete strangers from digging up your phone number and calling you you have to build walls and maintain them.A documentary on the comic, called Dear Mr. Watterson, was released on Nov 13, 2013. It features interviews with cartoonists such as Bill Amend, Stephan Pastis, and Berkeley Breathed. It explores the impact of Calvin and Hobbes. The normally reclusive Watterson does a lengthy interview in the 2015 book Exploring Calvin and Hobbes. He also did an audio interview for the comic strip documentary Stripped.
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- Aborted Arc: Watterson once wanted to run a whole month's worth of strips involving Calvin getting stuck on the ceiling due to his gravity polarity being reversed, and then growing larger and larger (to the point of the universe being the size of a hula-hoop, when proportionately compared) to see how the fans would react. Watterson feared the backlash and quickly pulled out, however. Here is the arc.
- Unlike some aborted arcs though, this one actually got a conclusion. He just didn't let it run as long as he originally planned.
- Accessory-Wearing Cartoon Animal: Hobbes tends to wear scarves during winter... and nothing else. And if he's in the mood to dress up a little, he'll put on a necktie and nothing else.
- Action Insurance Gag: Several Spaceman Spiff strips have Spiff complaining that he just paid off/washed and waxed his spaceship as it goes down in flames, or regretting not taking a better insurance policy.
- Actually Pretty Funny: In one strip Calvin combed his hair, put on his dad's glasses and in an obvious parody of his father said to his parents "Calvin, go do something you hate. Being miserable builds character." Dad was not amused, but Mom laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
- A Day in the Limelight: A few strips are shown from the perspective of Susie or Calvin's parents, even to the point of them addressing the page. Usually this happens in the middle of a longer arc in which Calvin is up to some mischief, and gives a counterpoint to his view on things.
- Adjacent to This Complete Breakfast:
Calvin: Look, it says right here "Part of a wholesome, nutritious, balanced breakfast."Hobbes: Yeah, and they show a guy eating five grapefruits, a dozen bran muffins...
- Calvin's favorite cereal qualifies as this. With a name like Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs it'd have to be.
- Lampshaded in the strip:
- Adult Fear:
- One arc had the family return home after a trip to find that their house had been broken into. Calvin, being six years old, is concerned only about Hobbes, and rushes into the house to find him. His parents, however, are notably shaken, and remain so for the rest of the arc. Calvin's dad in particular has to come to terms with the fact that being a parent doesn't automatically make you some invincible figure as he imagined his father was when he grew up. It's a question of hiding all those fears behind a brave face for the sake of one's family, which he learns to do.
- There was also the time Calvin got lost on a trip to the zoo. His dad guessed correctly that he was still at the tiger pit, but wound up running all the way there when the (not wholly unreasonable) thought entered his head that Calvin might be trying to get into the tiger pit.
- There's also a sense of this in the story where Calvin accidentally pushes the car into a ditch. He runs away, but when found is surprised to find his parents were more worried about what happened to him than about the car (which, luckily, wasn't damaged.)
- For readers who are parents, pretty much any of Calvin's hijinks can be this. Just look at the number of wagon/toboggan rides that have ended up with Calvin ramping off a cliff.
- Adults Are Useless: Averted in most cases. Played straight, however, in the arc when Calvin joins the school baseball team.
- Aerial Canyon Chase: One strip parodies this concept as Calvin imagining his mother as the alien battleship.
- A Fool for a Client: Referenced in one strip: after Calvin nearly hits Susie with a snowball, he defends himself by saying "I didn't do it! You can't prove it. Besides, I missed, didn't I?" Cut to Calvin face down in the snow after Susie clobbers him with him saying "The defendant petitions the court for a new trial on the grounds that his lawyer is incompetent." (with Calvin, of course, having been his own "lawyer.")
- Afraid of Needles: When Calvin acts up at the doctor's office, it's usually because he wants to keep the doctor from giving him a shot. Although his behavior is way over the top, this is nonetheless realistic because many children Calvin's age are frightened of needles.
- Against My Religion: Calvin tries this when asked to add two to seven.
- Ageless Birthday Episode: There was an arc where Susie invites Calvin to her birthday party. Her age isn't mentioned, but they all appear to be perpetually 6.
- Agent Scully: Hobbes.
- A.I. is a Crapshoot: Calvin's living creations have a marked tendency to turn against him.
Hobbes: You brought a snowman to life?!Calvin: I didn't think he'd be evil!
- The Snow Goon. Its first act on being given life was to attack Calvin, followed by giving itself an extra head and arm, creating more Snow Goons, and besieging the house.
- The duplicates. Being exact copies of Calvin, they refused to do anything Calvin wouldn't do, like clean his room. In fact, for a while, they actually went out of their way to cause trouble, knowing Calvin would take all the blame.
- Heck, even the embodiment of his good side turned against him.
- Air Quotes: Calvin mentions "making a hand gesture for quotation marks" on a list of "A Hundred Things that Bug Me."
- Aliens and Monsters: Calvin's vivid imagination and Bill Watterson's skills combine to create some really weird creatures, sometimes getting rather scary.
- Alien Sky: Frequently seen in Calvin's imaginary worlds. Watterson would eventually claim that, ultimately, print was an insufficient medium to capture the sheer scope of Calvin's imagination. Alas.
- Which is saying something, given how incredibly well he usually seemed to capture it.
- Alt Text: Odd for a printed comic but the anthologies usually contain alt text from Watterson.
- Ambiguous Disorder: Calvin is wise beyond his years and incredibly imaginative despite getting terrible grades, has no (human) friends and prefers animals to people, has many strange Cloudcuckoolander quirks, can be a stickler for his own personal schedules, and doesn't understand why people behave the way they do.
- Amusing Injuries: Whenever he's tackled by Hobbes, Calvin typically ends up scratched and bruised, but never seriously hurt. The same when he falls off a cliff at the end of a wagonning or sledding sojourn.
- And the Adventure Continues: "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!"
- Anger Born of Worry: When Calvin went looking for Hobbes after his botched attempt to secede and relocate to the Yukon.Calvin: All right, Hobbes, you lunk-headed fur-brain! Where are you?! (gazes at the night sky with a regretful look on his face) I didn't mean that quite the way that sounded!
- Angrish: "Slippin'-rippin'-dang-fang-rotten-zarg-barg-a-ding-dong!" The eloquent phrase screamed by Calvin's dad when he drops a huge Christmas present onto his foot.
- Anime Hair: Calvin is a rare Western, non-Animesque example.
- A literal example happens when Calvin styles his hair with Crisco and ends up looking like Astro Boy.
- Lampshaded on another occasion when Hobbes asks how Calvin gets his hair to look like that, assuming it to be static electricity. He doesn't get an answer.
- Animorphism: Using the transmogrifier, Calvin has turned himself into a variety of things, including a tiger and a pterodactyl.
- "I'll just point it at myself and transmogrify! I'm safe!" *ZAP!* (He's a safe.)
- The Annotated Edition: The tenth anniversary best-of book has notes from Watterson, many of which go into more detail on his assorted Author Tracts or give artistic insight.
- Annoying Patient: Calvin, playing Spaceman Spiff in the doctor's office. Really, any time Calvin goes to the doctor's office.
- Anthropic Principle: Calvin notices that his existence depends on everything that came before him, and deduces that the ultimate purpose of history must be to produce himself. Armed with this grandiose and self-affirming philosophy, he goes and watches TV.
- Anthropomorphic Food: Calvin occasionally fights with his parents' cooking. To be fair, a lot of their cooking is piles of greenish goo.
- Anthropomorphic Zig-Zag: Hobbes' proportions are drawn differently depending on his role in a given panel. Sometimes he'll walk on two legs as a very cartoonish Funny Animal, with long arms and stubby legs. This stature is used mainly when he's doing something cerebral, like philosophizing or acting as Straight Man to Calvin's insanity, or else a task that requires manual dexterity, like throwing snowballs. At other times he'll go on all fours, usually for the purpose of pouncing on Calvin, and his body will take on realistic feline proportions.
Calvin: You know how a lot of stories have morals to them?Calvin's Dad: I GET IT, I GET IT!
- In-universe, Calvin's story "The Dad Who Lived to Regret Being Mean to His Kid," which he makes his father read to him.
Dad: Once upon a time there was a boy named Calvin, who always wanted things his way. One day his dad got sick of it and locked him in the basement for the rest of his life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.Calvin: I don't like these stories with morals.
- Another in-universe example is when Dad says he's too busy to read Calvin a bedtime story and Calvin yells that he won't go to bed without one:
- A Planet Named Zok: Several of the planets Spiff crash-landed on followed this structure.
- Arch-Enemy: Rosalyn the babysitter, whom Watterson says is the only person on Earth Calvin fears.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking:Calvin: Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress?Mom: No, Calvin.Calvin: Can I ride my tricycle on the roof?Mom: No, Calvin.Calvin: Then can I have a cookie?Mom: No, Calvin.Calvin: (thinking) She's on to me.
Calvin: When I grow up, I want to be a radical terrorist.Mom: Mmm-hmm.Calvin: I'm going to inhale this can of pesticide.Mom: Mmm-hmm.Calvin: I'm going to watch TV all night.Mom: That's what you think, Buster!Calvin: You can never tell if they're listening or not.
Calvin: Mom, what time is it?Mom: Go check the clock and see.Calvin: Mom, what's the temperature outside?Mom: Go read the thermometer and see.Calvin: Mom, how fast can the car go?Mom: Go... Nice try.
- Another example of this, reversed, is:
Altitude-o-tron... check. Gamma beam macerator... check. Windshield defogger... check.
- A minor version in the beginning of a Spaceman Spiff fantasy, Spiff is doing routine checks on his ship before taking off:
- Reversed. According to Calvin, simple machines include the lever, the pulley, and the internal combustion engine.
- Art Evolution: Acknowledged by Watterson in the 10th anniversary book, where he claims that sometime into the strip's second or third year, he intentionally made the art a little more cartoony and removed the pads from Hobbes' paws because they were "distracting."
- It was in 1986 (the strip's second year) that the character designs began to settle in. Compare Calvin and Hobbes in January and December.
- The most drastic change over the strip's lifetime is in the increased realism Watterson put into drawings of animals, especially dinosaurs, feeling they helped convey the power of Calvin's imagination.
- Artistic License – Paleontology: Readily apparent in early strips where dinosaurs are concerned, which Watterson admits to drawing based on information he remembered from the '60s. After getting caught up on modern paleontology he was able to draw them much more accurately.
- Art Shift: The usual simplistic style was occasionally replaced by a more detailed and realistic style for comedic effect. For example, this was used to create a Soap Opera strip atmosphere (imitating comics like Mary Worth or Apartment 3G.)
- Aside Comment: It's more rare for them to address the audience, but this is seen for example in one instance where Calvin and Hobbes begin a G.R.O.S.S. meeting with a recitation; Calvin then turns to the fourth wall and says, "You can tell this is a great club by the way we start our meetings!"
- Aside Glance: Used frequently, mostly from Calvin. Other characters, such as Susie and Miss Wormwood, occasionally give them in response to Calvin's latest shenanigans.
- Asleep in Class: Calvin is Not a Morning Person and finds school extremely boring, so there are quite a few strips where he either falls asleep in class or looks like he's about to.
- Assimilation Academy: Calvin sees his school as one.
- Attack Backfire:
- When Calvin and Hobbes fought the first Snow Goon, they tried throwing snowballs at it. Not only was it completely ineffective, but it gave the goon the idea to pack more snow onto itself to grow bigger.
- Calvin throws a pine cone at Susie, but she happens to be carrying her lacrosse stick, so she just whips it back at him even harder.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: A recurring theme.
Calvin: For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other day...
- One strip has Calvin imagining he drinks a magic elixir and grows to over 300 feet. He proceeds to rampage through an imaginary town. His mom is not amused when Calvin asks for replacements for the toy cars that were lost in the rampage.
- He also built several castles in his sandbox and said they were downtown Tokyo. Then he stomped across them with a growl and said he was Godzilla.
- One winter day, he built about fifty tiny, foot-tall snowmen... at the base of a hill... and then went up the hill with his toboggan.
- And, of course, the many strips involving a rampaging carnosaur qualify.
- In one of Calvin's Imagine Spots, he becomes "the size of a bug to a bug" and a giant bug starts trying to step on him. The trope is then inverted when a giant frog saves his life by catching and eating the bug.
- Author Avatar: Calvin, Hobbes and Calvin's father (who is physically based partly on Watterson himself) all serve as Watterson's voice on different issues. More rarely, Susie, Miss Wormwood and Calvin's mother occasionally highlighted other issues, often in the context of a larger story. Susie especially is based, personality-wise, on Watterson's wife.
- Author Tract: Admit it- half the things Calvin and Hobbes say sound way too educated and ideological for characters who are expected to have childlike mindsets. Sometimes, it's like listening to grumpy old philosophical men trapped in youthful bodies. Depending on the author's mood, it can go from simple boyhood innocence that is truly believable, to a mountain of bitterly cold logical rambling betraying an innocent setting.
- Author Filibuster: Shows up in quite a few strips, particularly near the end of the comic's run, usually dealing with some issue Watterson had with corporate policy getting in the way of art, or how modern society couldn't appreciate nature or the power of the imagination.
- Autodoc: One of Calvin's daydream sequences has him visiting a robot neurosurgeon who gives him a "knowledge implant"; it provides him with all the wisdom he'll ever need, so he'll never have to go to school again. Of course, Reality Ensues when the school bus arrives.
- Awesome, but Impractical: After Calvin "invents" the Transmogrifier Gun, Hobbes questions the usefulness of a "handheld iguana maker."
- Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: No matter how often Calvin and Hobbes might be at each others' throats, or how often Calvin and his parents drive each other crazy, they all really do love each other, and there are numerous strips that confirm this.
- There's a Valentine's Day strip which seems to imply that, despite the apparent tension and hatred between the two, Calvin and Susie seem to really care about one another.
- Babysitting Episode: Periodically, Calvin would be babysat by Rosalyn, whom Calvin fears very greatly.
- Badass Boast: Combines with But for Me, It Was Tuesday.Calvin: I am the downhill tumble and roll champ, King of the toad finders, Captain of the high altitude tree branch vista club, Second Place finisher in the 'round the yard backward dash, premier burper state division, sodbuster and worm scout first order, and Generalissimo of the mud and mayhem society!Dad: Busy day?Calvin: About usual.
- Bad Liar: Due to his tendency to live in his own reality, he can't make a convincing lie to save his life.Dad: LOOK AT THIS BATHROOM! WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING!?Calvin: Nothing, Dad! I was just in here looking for some dental floss, when PLOOIE! The faucet handle blows sky high all by itself! It... it... uh... (points to Hobbes) What I mean is Hobbes was fooling around with your tools. I tried to stop him, but he wouldn't listen. And sure enough, he went and... and...Dad: (not fooled in the slightest) One more try.Calvin: ALIENS, DAD! Big, evil, bug-eyed monsters from Pluto! They did it, and made me swear not to tell!
Mom: WHO MADE THIS MESS OUT HERE!? (glares at Calvin)Calvin: It wasn't me, Mom! It was... uh... it was... it was a horrible little Venusian who materialized in the kitchen! He pulled out this diabolical high-frequency device, pointed it at various objects and...(cut to Calvin in his room)Calvin: Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Another example.
- Calvin once hit Hobbes with a pillow that tore open and left feathers all over the room. When Dad asked him about the mess, he said that a herd of ducks flew in the window and molted. Dad's response was to say Calvin couldn't have dessert for a week.
- Bad Mood as an Excuse: Calvin sometimes uses this attitude.Calvin: Boy, I'm in a bad mood today! Everyone had better steer clear of me! I hate everybody! As far as I'm concerned, everyone on the planet can just drop dead. People are scum. (Beat) WELL-L-L-L? Doesn't anyone want to cheer me up?
- A story arc had Calvin be lifted into the stratosphere by a helium balloon.
- Completely averted in an earlier strip, he jumps off a stepladder while holding a balloon, and promptly lands splat on his face causing the balloon to float away. The former example may have been Calvin imagining, however.
- Bambification: Brutally parodied in a strip where a pack of rifle-toting deer shoot a cubicle worker.Calvin: [Reading his creative writing assignment to the class] Needless to say, Frank's family was upset when he didn't come home that night. But everybody understood that the human population had doubled in just two generations to almost six billion, so some thinning of the herds was necessary to prevent starvation. (This parodies a common, and accurate, justification for deer hunting.)(Next Panel)Calvin's Mom: Another parent teacher conference.Calvin's Dad: Your turn.
- Banging Pots and Pans: Calvin does it in one strip to rile up his mother. When she yells at him to stop, he makes a check mark on a calendar and says, "...and a check mark for Tuesday!"
- Another time, Calvin says that he can't do any fun outdoor activities when it's raining, so "the only sport is driving Mom crazy." Then he picks up a pot and a wooden spoon.
- Batman Can Breathe in Space:
- If we take the "sneezed himself into the atmosphere" strip at face value.
- The strip where he kept growing and growing until he outgrew the entire galaxy.
- In Weirdos from Another Planet, Calvin and Hobbes use the wagon to travel to Mars, land, and then come back, and never even bat an eyelash at the inability to breathe in space, nor in Mars' thin, carbon dioxide filled atmosphere.
- Batman Gambit: Susie pulls one off against Calvin during a story arc in which Calvin steals Susie's "Binky Betsy" doll and holds it for ransom, demanding $100 for her return (via an "anonymous" note signed "Sincerely, Calvin.") Susie puts an envelope by "the tree out front," as she was instructed to do, but hides behind the tree, out of Calvin's line of sight. Calvin sees the envelope and is overjoyed, thinking she caved and coughed up the money. However, just as Susie had planned, Calvin takes his eyes off of Hobbes for a few seconds to check the envelope, inside of which is no money, but a note that reads "Now we're even." Calvin is confused and has no idea what that means... until he turns to see Susie running off with Hobbes, whom SHE holds for ransom. Susie even comes out ahead, because in the ensuing toy exchange, Susie gets both "Binky Betsy" and a quarter in exchange for Hobbes.
- Be Careful What You Wish For:
- Bill Watterson experienced this trope once he was allowed to design his own formats for the Sunday strips. It turned out to be rather difficult, especially since the strip had to provide a logical path for the reader's eye. Watterson noted that Sunday strips with the new format took two or three times longer to draw than strips with the old format.
- It strikes Calvin's mother In-Universe when he's feeling sick at 2 AM.Mom: Calvin probably just ate too much dessert. If he's going to get me up at this hour, he'd better really be sick. (BARRRFF) I didn't mean it!
- This trope also kicks off the "snow goons" story arc, when Calvin makes a snowman and commands it to come to life.
- Bedsheet Ladder:
- One strip had Calvin use one of these to sneak out of the house and phone his dad saying that it was three in the morning and asking whether he knew where Calvin was now.
- In one Rosalyn arc, Calvin and Hobbes climb out of the bedroom again with one of these.
- Bedtime Brainwashing: Calvin does this to Hobbes with the use of a cookie.
- Behind the Black: When Calvin cajoles Hobbes into helping him push the car out of the garage and onto the driveway, the car starts sliding backwards, even though according to every single panel, the ground is completely horizontal. Hobbes even says, "The driveway must be slanted downhill!"
- This is Truth in Television; a subtle grade that people don't really notice can still be enough to cause an improperly braked car to roll.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Calvin and Susie, as much as their ages allow.
- Berserk Button: Calvin may never live down the Noodle Incident (or possibly was innocent for a change and cannot prove it; even Santa isn't sure what exactly happened), and hates it when Hobbes teases him about it. He also doesn't like being reminded about his height (see The Napoleon below). He also explodes whenever Hobbes suggests that he likes Susie, and when his good duplicate starts sending Susie mash notes.Hobbes: Why do you wear long pants in the summer? Don't you get hot?Beat Panel as Calvin fumes.Hobbes: (Bewildered) What? What did I say?Calvin: (Furiously pointing down) Short pants touch my feet, okay?!
- This trope also applies to the creator of the comic strip. Let's just say that Bill Watterson really does not like other people making money off of his creation.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Susie Derkins. Don't hit her with a snowball or water balloon, or you'll be beaten up like Calvin.
- Big Ball of Violence: Calvin and Hobbes' fights.
- Big "NO!": In one strip, Calvin's dad says that he has just fixed up Calvin's bicycle, and asks if he wants to learn how to ride it. Cue Calvin shouting "NO-O-O-O-O-O!!" in letters so big that they take up nearly half of a double-width panel.
- Black Bead Eyes: The normal state of the characters' eyes, although they can turn into normal eyes when a particular expression calls for them.
- Black Comedy:
Calvin: It's a sordid story.
- The infamous strip in which three deer hunt humans in an office building. Just think about it for a second: A man is shot to death for laughs in a comic that ran in the Sunday papers. Yes, it was gore-free and meant to be satirical, but still, Watterson was pushing the envelope as far as it could go with that one.
- In addition, many of Calvin's snowman creations reveal a rather macabre sense of humor.
- Perhaps Calvin's most disturbing snow tableau comprises a group of snowman gathered around his dad's parked car wearing expressions of anguish, while another snowman lies prostrate on the floor. Calvin's Dad's only comment: I think we'd better get that kid to a psychiatrist.
- Perhaps the most disturbing strip of all time has Calvin imagining himself as a god and casting the entire human race into Hell simply because they "displease him." We then cut to what Calvin is actually doing — playing with his Tinkertoys — and the proud, unwitting smiles on the faces of Calvin's parents make the strip even creepier.
- To be fair, his parents couldn't hear what he was saying, as they were in the next room. Their only comment is to marvel that he is "building worlds in there."
- Blank Book: Invoked in one of Calvin's wild stories to avoid an assignment.
- Blatant Lies:
- Calvin, dressed as a Native American and carrying a toy bow, is confronted by an angry Susie who shows him a sucker-top arrow and demands to know if he shot it at her. His reply: "No. What is it?"
- Calvin digs in the dirt with a shovel, sprays the dirt with a hose to make mud, and jumps into the mud. When he comes into the house muddy from head to toe and Mom gives him a disgusted look, he tells her, "It couldn't be avoided."
- Body Horror:
- In one strip, Calvin has a vision of inflating to unbelievably massive proportions from eating too much dinner.
- In response to a bubble of gum that popped and covered his entire head: "Good heavens! I think I blew my face inside out!"
- Played for Laughs when Calvin pours the school cafeteria's manicotti down his shirt. He then walks over to Susie, lifts his shirt (spilling the manicotti), and screaming "AAAGH MY INTESTINES ARE SPILLING OUT!" Susie screams and runs away.
- Book Dumb: Calvin even uses the "Einstein had horrible grades" defense, bragging that his "are even worse!" Though in Calvin's case, it's not so much "book dumb" as "school dumb." He can learn about things that interest him (such as dinosaurs) with ease, as long as no one is making him do it.
- A Boy and His X: The main characters are Calvin the boy and Hobbes, his stuffed tiger that is either alive or just an Imaginary Friend.
- Boys Like Creepy Critters: This strip:Hobbes: Watcha doin'?Calvin: Looking for frogs.Hobbes: How come?Calvin: I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.Hobbes: Ah, but of course.Calvin: My mandate also includes weird bugs.
- Brain with a Manual Control: Two strips portray Calvin as a giant robot run by tiny versions of himself, running around in a panic because he's falling or having no clue what his dreams are supposed to mean.
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: Calvin at first wanted to collect bugs. Then he wanted to collect stamps. He decides on stamped bugs.
- Breakout Character: Watterson had no plans for Rosalyn beyond her initial story arc, but quickly realized the way she could completely intimidate Calvin, unlike any other character, offered a rich vein of material.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Calvin, who generally refuses to put effort in to school work, but displays a very advanced vocabulary, has considerable artistic skills and has thoughts of those who are much older than six.
- He once explained himself to his father, however, when asked why he didn't do well in school despite being fantastically good at inhaling information about things he was interested in, such as dinosaurs. The answer? "We don't learn about dinosaurs."
- Another strip had our heroes finding a garter snake and then asking questions about snakes. Hobbes suggests that they get Calvin's Mom to get them a book from the library, but Calvin protests that he doesn't want to learn anything because it's summertime. Hobbes replies that "if no one makes you do it, it counts as fun," and with that revelation Calvin genuinely enjoys himself.
- Lampshaded by Mrs. Wormwood. "Calvin, if you put half the energy of your protests into your schoolwork..."
- Broken Treasure: The broken binoculars arc.
- Byronic Hero: Poor integrity? Check. Lack of respect for authority? Check? Self-exile? Inasmuch as one can do so in suburbia, check. Cynicism? Check. Unspecified past crime? Noodle Incident. A rare instance, however, where his self-entitlement is played for laughs, rather than drama.
- By the Lights of Their Eyes:
- The monsters under Calvin's bed usually are only heard and not seen, but in a few strips their eyes were visible this way.
- On one occasion the monster's fingers also appear reaching out of the dark◊, overlapping with Nightmare Fuel.
- Hobbes occasionally has his eyes glow in the dark when hunting Calvin, crossing this over with Glowing Eyes of Doom.
- The monsters under Calvin's bed usually are only heard and not seen, but in a few strips their eyes were visible this way.
- Calvinball: The trope namer. The only two rules: never have the same rules twice, and no one's allowed to question the masks.
- Cannot Tell a Joke: Calvin.Calvin: OK, this guy goes into a bar. No wait, he doesn't do that yet. Or maybe it's a grocery store. OK, it doesn't matter. Let's say it's a bar. He's somewhere in the vicinity of a bar, right? So anyway, there's this dog, and he says something odd, I don't remember, but this other guy says, um, well, I forget, but it was funny.Hobbes: I'll try to imagine it.Calvin: Yeah, you'll really laugh.
- Cardboard Box Technology: Calvin used his box as the Transmogrifier (when upside down), Duplicator (when on its side) and a time machine (when right side up.)
- Cassandra Truth:
- One of the subtler Running Gags in the series is Hobbes trying to warn Calvin against whatever it is he's currently planning. Unfortunately, whether Calvin is trying to fix the leak in the bathroom faucet, pushing his parents' car out of the garage or duplicating himself to get out of cleaning his room, he never listens to Hobbes and Hilarity Ensues.
- Some of the Silence Is Golden Sunday strips use this too. Something happens to Calvin that apparently makes him do something bad (he gets kidnapped by aliens and a robot duplicate cause trouble, his dad's leaf pile attacks him, a gust of wind pulls him back into bed after he was told to get up) and his parents refuse to believe him when he tells them what happened.
- In a strip of "It's a Magical World," Calvin's parents are so used to his shenanigans that Calvin's dad doesn't believe Rosalyn when she tells him they had a good night for a change.Rosalyn: Calvin did his homework, then we played a game, and Calvin went to bed.Dad: It's awfully late for jokes, Rosalyn.
- Catchphrase: "[Something that Calvin hates] builds character!" from Calvin's dad. Calvin copied this to mock his father, in combination with his glasses and hairstyle. The last panel is Calvin's Mom laughing uncontrollably in a chair and Dad trying to play it off.
- Bill Watterson has said that Calvin's dad is based on his father, especially that phrase. Although visually he's based on Bill himself, minus the moustache.
- Cats Are Mean: Inverted with Hobbes, who is overall much kinder and more moral than Calvin, and calls Calvin out on various misdeeds.
- Hobbes does have a few moments of this, though. He constantly beats Calvin up for no reason.
- Cats Are Snarkers: Hobbes the tiger (whom according to Watterson is based on a gray tabby cat Watterson owned) is arguably the snarkiest character in the comic. And that's saying a lot.
- Caught in a Snare: Hobbes in the very first strip.
- Cessation of Existence:
- Calvin ponders this on a number of occasions, wondering what the point of human existence can possibly be if it's just going to end someday. In at least one case he concludes that since everyone is going to die and stay dead forever, there was no reason to abide by any rules, and he decides to lead a life of shameless hedonism. Hobbes is more accepting of this possibility, pointing out that life is quite wonderful even if it's finite, so we should be grateful.
- It's also very vague as to whether Hobbes experiences this when Calvin is not around or not looking at him. Evidence exists for both arguments.
- Chekhov's Gun: Lampshaded in a strip where Calvin finds his Transmogrifier gun during a mile-high plunge at the tail end of the Balloonacy arc. As Calvin himself puts it, "Boy, these things come in handy all the time!"
- The Chew Toy: Calvin. Moe, Susie, and Hobbes are always beating him up, even when he does nothing to deserve it. Although, Susie hardly ever attacks Calvin unless provoked, so in Susie's case he almost always deserves it. In stark contrast, Moe beats up Calvin almost always when he has done nothing. Hobbes tackles him at the end of every school day when he walks through the door, and while he's usually the voice of reason he can sometimes be as big a jerkass as Calvin to Calvin, and get away with it because he's bigger and has claws.
- Children Are Innocent: One running gag is Calvin asking his dad a ludicrous question.
- Christmas Creep:
- The first year of the strip features a short Halloween arc which ends the day after, with the duo deciding to go look at Christmas decorations. In 1985, Christmas decorations being available on November 1 was a joke rather than a sad reality.
- Calvin deliberately tries to spread Christmas Creep in one strip. He sings "Silver Bells" at the top of his lungs in mid-November. His parents respond by forcing him outside. Calvin shoots back, "Not thinking about it won't make it go away, you know!"
- Circling Stars: Often used whenever Calvin or, less commonly, someone else is hurt along with ringed planets and lightning bolts.
- Classical Music Is Boring:
- Calvin originally thinks so, but is, after hearing it, willing to admit he quite liked the 1812 Overture. When he finds out the piece is (in part) written for cannon, he even becomes quite excited, though mainly because he imagines the mayhem of fully-loaded cannons being fired in a concert hall.
- A Sunday strip shows Calvin (wearing Cool Shades) and Hobbes dancing, while his parents wonder why classical music is playing at 78 RPM, at 2 AM.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Calvin.
- Clingy Costume:
- In the school play story arc, Calvin gets his shirt stuck in his onion costume when he tries to take it off due to a Potty Emergency.
- Calvin comes home from school and tells Mom he got stuck in his snow pants. He couldn't get them unzipped because the zipper was covered in ice, then he tried to force open the zipper and got a mitten jammed in it, then he tried to pull his pants off, but he had forgotten to take off his boots, so they got stuck as well, then the pants got all twisted and he fell down. It took the teacher and two custodians to get him out. Since Calvin lives to create mischief, he finishes this story by enthusiastically saying that he'll be sure to wear the pants again tomorrow.
- Colony Drop: Imaginary version during one of Calvin's daydreams. Spaceman Spiff uses his Flying Saucer's grappling hook to drag one uninhabited planet into another "For Science!!" (He's trying to add 5+6, It Makes Sense in Context.)
- Comeback Tomorrow:
- From Calvin in this strip:Calvin: Oh yeah? Oh yeah?? Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated then, I promise!
- Lampshaded by Calvin in this strip:Moe: Wimp!Calvin: OH.... OH YEAH??Calvin: What really bugs me is knowing I'll probably come up with a much sharper retort sometime tonight.
- From Calvin in this strip:
- Comet of Doom: Calvin tells Hobbes that the world will be ending soon because Halley's Comet is going to appear and comets are harbingers of doom. Hobbes says this is just a superstition, so Calvin decides he'd better write his book report after all.
- Comic-Book Time: Despite the passage of summer holidays, Christmases, etc., Calvin and his classmates never age. Lampshaded by Calvin's father at one point:"Yeah, I know, you think you're going to be six all your life."
- This might have actually been the creator trying to tell his readers that someday he would move on to other interests, as insane as it sounded at the time.
- Or that this is what most 6-year-olds think at the time.
- Comically Missing the Point: Openly lampshaded in Calvin actively resisting most Aesops being handed to him.Hobbes: Live and don't learn, that's us.
- When Calvin is terrified of Rosalyn, he tells Hobbes that if he takes one step out line, she'll kill him, cut his head off, and stick it on a post in the yard as a warning to other bratty kids. Hobbes says he thinks that would be a violation of housing zoning regulations, instead of telling Calvin he's overreacting.
- Also:Hobbes: (reading a newspaper) It says here that by the age of six, most children have seen a million murders on television.Calvin: I find that very disturbing! It means I've been watching all the wrong channels.
- Companion Cube: Hobbes, at least as seen by everyone other than Calvin.
- Competition Coupon Madness: Calvin wins a propeller beanie from Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs after sending in 4 proof of purchase seals.
- Completely Off-Topic Report: Averted. Calvin does produce reports on the given subject, but they're either less than half-assed (his collection of fifty bugs consisted of a drowned earthworm, a squashed fly, a live ant and a piece of lint that looks like a bug), nonsensical (he needed to find fifty different types of leaves, but sold the planet to invading aliens to get fifty of their leaves instead, which look like maple leaves cut in weird shapes) or simply not even researched (his report claiming that bats are bugs). The one time he actually worked on a report that he was actually excited about (dinosaurs), it started out quite ambitiously thanks to his brain-enlarging device but became three sentences about how T. rex was a predator instead of a scavenger because it's cooler that way.
- Composite Character: Calvin's father displays traits of both Bill Watterson's father (saying things "build character," taking his family on miserable camping trips, jogging in the snow, having a job as a patent attorney) and Watterson himself (the visual appearance, the love of bicycling, the love of the outdoors, the apprehension about consumerist culture and his role in it.)
- The Conscience: Hobbes will sometimes serve as one to Calvin. And maybe if Calvin listened a little more, he probably wouldn't get in as much trouble as he does.
- Continuity Nod: Occurs in a September 1989 arc where Calvin locks Rosalyn out of the house; at one point, Hobbes recalls the last Rosalyn encounter with, "Do you think she remembers how last time we threatened to flush her science notes down the toilet?" Then in a 1990 arc where Rosalyn has been hired again, Hobbes says to Calvin, "Do you think she'll remember how you locked her outside last time?"
- Cool, but Stupid: "Tyrannosaurs in F14's!"Calvin: This is so cool.Hobbes: This is so stupid.
- Covered in Gunge: A more family-friendly example occurs whenever our heroes have a sledding accident and end up covered in snow.
- Covered in Mud: This happens to Calvin on a regular basis. Sometimes Hobbes pushes him into the mud, sometimes he trips and falls into the mud, and sometimes he jumps into the mud on purpose because he just feels like doing it.
- Counting to Potato: The scoring system in Calvinball. A few scores we see are oogie to boogie, and Q to 12.
- Creator Thumbprint: Bill Watterson cites Charles M. Schulz as one of his main creative influences, and it shows in his art style. A few of the stylistic twists Schulz used in his strip, such as profile shots of characters that show only their eyes and nose but not their mouths, or the use of the word "AUGH" when uttering a cry of surprise or dismay, were adopted by Watterson and later used in Calvin and Hobbes.
- Critical Research Failure (In-Universe): Calvin's report on bats, in which he claims that bats are bugs, because they fly and are ugly. Sadly, we never get to see the rest of the report.Calvin: My report is on bats. —AHEM— Dusk! With a creepy, tingling sensation, you hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto—Entire Class: BATS AREN'T BUGS!!!!Calvin: Look, who’s giving the report, you chowderheads… or me?
- Apparently some readers didn't realize that this was an in-universe example. Bill Watterson commented in the tenth anniversary book on the ease of writing the story in that he only needed to know as much as "a lazy six-year-old", but after the story ran he "received more information on bats than he ever cared to know."
- Also admitted in Real Life regarding dinosaurs: Watterson had been drawing them based on half-remembered books from the 1960's (i.e. as tail-dragging, shambling behemoths) originally, but updated them as science had advanced.
- In another story arc, Calvin believes that the simple machines consist of the lever, the pulley, the inclined plane, and the internal combustion engine.
- In one story arc, Calvin and Susie are paired together to do a research project on Mercury. Calvin does absolutely no research, and in his presentation on the mythology of Mercury he claims that the planet was named after a Roman god with winged feet (true), that Mercury was the god of flowers and bouquets (nope), and is a registered trademark of florists (technically true, as an image of Mercury is used as the logo for Florists' Transworld Delivery [FTD], but its relevance to a school paper is dubious). He then says he has no idea why they named the planet after the god (it's actually because Mercury the planet moves around the sun very quickly, so they compared its movement to the god of messengers and travellers, Mercury)
- Crossword Puzzle:Calvin: I'm doing a crossword puzzle. Number three across says "bird."
Calvin: I've got it! "Yellow-bellied sapsucker!"
Hobbes: But there are only five boxes.
Calvin: I know. These idiots make you write real small.
- Crying Wolf: In one series of strips, Calvin refuses to demonstrate a problem on the blackboard, but won't explain why, only saying it would cause "complete pandemonium". Mrs. Wormwood is used to such excuses, but on this occasion, Calvin has a huge hole in the back of his pants, causing him to moon the class, causing mass chaos as he predicted.
- Cue the Rain:
- A camping trip that no one but Calvin's dad is looking forward to and it starts raining upon arrival. Calvin's dad Comically Misses The Point.Calvin's Dad: At least it's not snowing! Right? Right? (Later, as they sit in the rain eating cold canned ravioli.) I mean, say it was snowing so hard we couldn't make a fire.
- And it stops raining the exact moment they decide to leave.
- In another strip, Calvin has a very bad day at school that ends with him missing the bus and having to walk home. And that's when it starts raining.
- A camping trip that no one but Calvin's dad is looking forward to and it starts raining upon arrival. Calvin's dad Comically Misses The Point.
- Cultural Posturing: Hobbes, when talking about tigers (although it's rather ethnocentrism since tigers are not known to possess any culture at all.)
- Curious as a Monkey: Calvin. He throws water on his dad to test his dad's reflexes and drops an expensive compass out of a tree to study gravity.
- Cut-and-Paste Comic: This strip where Calvin talks about his grandfather complaining that all comics today are just xeroxed talking heads. note
- In the strip proper, there are minor differences that indicate they were all drawn separately. Watterson was just that good.
- Cut-and-Paste Note: One story arc played it straight by having Hobbes cut up Calvin's Mom's magazines and send Calvin insults in the mail. Another gloriously subverted it:Susie: (reading) Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in this envelope by the tree out front. Do not call the police. You cannot trace us. You cannot find us.Sincerely, Calvin.
- The Dark Age of Comic Books: The strip was written during this era, and several times Watterson lampooned common elements of comics from this age he disliked, such as the graphic ultra-violence and Most Common Super Power (which the strip is the Trope Namer of).
- A Day in the Limelight: Calvin's Dad occasionally got the spotlight and was often used to voice Watterson's concerns about consumerism and the rat race. Calvin's Mom didn't get these as much, although she sometimes went through the frustrations of everyday life, such as poor customer service and long lineups.
- Deadpan Snarker: Calvin's dad and Hobbes, though virtually every character has their moments.
- Hobbes especially. Calvin's dad doesn't seem to be sarcastic as frequently.Calvin: Here's another ad with attitude. This guy didn't like his job, so he quit, and now he climbs rocks! See, he's his own man! He grabs life by the throat and lives on his own terms!
Hobbes: If he quit his job, I wonder how he affords those expensive athletic shoes he's advertising.
Calvin: Maybe his mom bought them for him.
Hobbes: I hope she'll pay his medical bills when he falls off that rock.
- Nearly everyone gets some snark now and then. Even a freakin' Ouija Board gets its moment.Calvin: Oh, great Ouija Board, will I grow up to be President?
Ouija Board: G-O-D-F-O-R-B-I-D.
Calvin: When I want an editorial, I'll ask for it, you stupid board!!
- Hobbes especially. Calvin's dad doesn't seem to be sarcastic as frequently.
- Death Is Cheap: Calvin and Hobbes drive over cliffs and run into trees all the time, yet are shown to be perfectly fine the very next time. Though it's never shown how tall the cliffs are, but it's heavily implied that they're pretty high.
- The height of the cliffs could be more to do with Calvin's imagination, and how everything is much bigger when you're small.
- Averted when Calvin finds an injured raccoon and tries to nurse it back to health with his mother's help.
- Declarative Finger: Used frequently by at least Calvin and his dad, and by Hobbes, who provides the page image.
- Deface of the Moon: Calvin imagines himself doing this at one point.
- Delivery Stork:
- One strip◊ features Calvin hearing about and asking his father specifically about the stork. His father's response was that, yes, most babies were delivered by a stork, but Calvin was "unceremoniously dumped down the chimney by a big, hairy pterodactyl." Calvin is, needless to say, thrilled (to his father's lack of surprise).
- In another comic, Calvin's dad informs him that kids come in kits (some assembly required) from Sears. Calvin is upset by this, but his father tells him not to worry as he was "a blue light special at K-mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper." Calvin is less than thrilled.
- Derailed Fairy Tale: When Dad is especially annoyed by Calvin's story-time demands, he'll alter the story. One notable example is when the cute Hamster Huey is unexpectedly decapitated.
- Description Cut: Here.◊Mom: Ugh, it's so creepy knowing these goons have been in our house. I don't feel safe at all.Dad: I know, and this must REALLY be scary for a little kid like Calvin.*meanwhile, in Calvin's room*Calvin: Gosh, I can't wait to tell everyone at school how our house got robbed!Hobbes: Be sure to say who scared the burglars away after they took the TV and jewelry.
- D.I.Y. Disaster:
- Done in two strips: One where Calvin floods the kitchen, the other getting bad enough to where it floods the entire house. The next strip after even makes a Continuity Nod saying Calvin's dad didn't give him dessert because he flooded the house.
- There's also a story of Calvin's attempt to fix a dripping faucet in the bathroom.
- Do a Barrel Roll: He's done it in fantasies involving airplanes. Another time, he walked through the snow to make the message "do a barrel roll" visible to airplanes.
- Do-It-Yourself Plumbing Project:
Calvin's parents: (simultaneously) "Your turn."
- "Check the following list of handy expletives, and see that you know how to use them."
- Beautifully done in one arc's strip in which Calvin attempts to fix a leaky faucet, only to break it open. Hilarity Ensues.Calvin: "La da dee dee da / I think I'll get a bucket... Dum de doo... / Nothing's wrong... Da dee doo ba... / I just want a bucket to hold some... stuff. / Ta tum ta tum / Let's see, how many buckets do we have? Dum de doo... / No cause for alarm ... No need to panic ... / I just want a few buckets. La la."
- Dream Within a Dream:
- Calvin dreams that he walks out of the house, trips over a rock and then find himself free-falling off a cliff several miles in the air, only to wake up, get out of bed, and find out too late that his house is several miles in the air. After falling again, he then wakes up for real, except by that point he's too scared to get out of bed.
- There's also the Reality Within a Dream, where he's woken up by his mother and gets ready for school and actually GETS OUT THE DOOR before being woken up again. He lampshades this by saying "My dreams are getting way too literal."
- Dude, Not Funny!: Several in-universe cases.
- When Calvin first sees his pediatrician, he keeps asking if the doctor's tools hurt. The doctor calls one of them a cattle prod and says it will hurt a little less than a branding iron. Calvin faints upon hearing this and the doctor says "Little kids have no sense of humor."
- Calvin shows Hobbes an antelope...an ant coming down the ladder into her boyfriend's car. Hobbes tells him it isn't funny.
- One one occasion where Rosalyn babysits, she jokes that she brought a cattle prod. His parents laugh but Calvin, not amused in the slightest, reacts by deciding to run away. Later on in the same arc, Rosalyn grabs Calvin's shirt after he gave her a Nazi salute.
- Didn't Think This Through: Calvin, oh so much. He doesn't think about where he's going to go after leaving Earth until Hobbes asks him, and one time when he time travels to pick up a school project when it was done, he forgets the little detail that since he didn't do it in the past, it was not done in the future. When he (and his 8:30 self) attempt to threaten his future (7:30) self to do the project, 7:30 Calvin points out something they forgot: since they were all the same person, the 6:30 (original time traveler) and 8:30 Calvins would have to suffer whatever they did to him. If the 6:30 and 8:30 Hobbeses hadn't decided to write the story on their own, he would have been in trouble. Hobbes, as in the above examples, serves as the voice of reason, but usually not in time to avoid getting pulled into insane antics.
- Dumb Dinos: In the dinosaur strips, the carnivores are savage, violent monsters while the herbivores are dim, helpless victims. Justified in that the strips reflect Calvin's imagination, not real life, and this is how he imagines dinosaurs to be.
- Dysfunctional Family: Calvin's family qualifies as one. Dad gets enjoyment out of mundane activities, Mom is constantly driven to wit's end, and let's not get started on Calvin.
- Early Installment Weirdness:
- Like The Simpsons or South Park, the strip trafficked quite a bit in shock value and dark humor during its first few years. The fantasies were more grotesque than fanciful, and one notorious 1986 strip even had (funny!) references to terrorism and inhaling pesticide.
- Calvin started out as a member of a Boy Scouts-esque organization, which was quietly dropped after Watterson had more trouble coming up with material for them than he thought he would. Then he realized Calvin would never have joined such a group in the first place.
- Hobbes started out with pads on his hands. Watterson removed them later on the grounds that they were "visually distracting".
- Though Calvin was always unusually precocious for a six-year-old, the first few years of the strip are quite a bit lighter on the philosophical moments than the rest of the comic, even in the occasional dramatic storyline such as Calvin losing Hobbes or the well-known injured raccoon story arc.
- On a more mundane note, the very first strip is the only time Calvin refers to his father as "Pop" instead of "Dad".
- Easily Forgiven:
Calvin: "You get 15 demerits for besmirching the club's reputation, plus 5 more for conduct unbecoming of an officer, and a censure in the club book for not devouring Susie when you had the chance....Hobbes: "I read an open page of Susie's diary, it said 'Calvin is a pig-faced smelly fat-head!'"Calvin: "Brilliant work Hobbes! Promotions for everyone! Welcome back!"
- In one strip, Calvin steals a doll from Susie while playing G.R.O.S.S. with intent to hold it for ransom. In retaliation, she steals Hobbes. After Calvin apologizes and pays up 25 cents for Hobbes's return, he bombards Hobbes with demerits for not devouring Susie while he was captive. Hobbes claims he read Susie's diary.
Susie: ON THE OTHER HAND, LET'S SEE YOU GROVEL A LITTLE!
- Zigzagged in another strip. Calvin, feeling bad for hurting Susie's feelings with the same sort of offhand insult he'd toss casually with Hobbes, apologizes to her. Susie says that she forgives him, and Calvin sprints off, the weight of guilt lifted. Realizing that she suffered much more than he did, Susie is suddenly less inclined to be forgiving.
- Easter Egg: Watterson occasionally slips some into the comics; for example, on at least two occasions he altered his signature to fit an Art Shift. This page lists a few of them.
- The '80s: The strip began in this era, as you can guess by the occasional nods to the Cold War. It ran for a whole decade, and you'll occasionally see references to contemporary technology and social issues. Calvin often expresses frustration with his parents being behind the times.
- Eldritch Abomination: Some of those snowmen would be head trips if they weren't made of snow.
- Eleventy Zillion:
- When Calvin is having trouble with his homework, Hobbes tells him that the problem requires calculus and imaginary numbers, such as "eleventeen" and "thirty-twelve." (Imaginary numbers are a real mathematical concept, but this isn't how they work.) And just to put the cherry on top, the question is eleven plus seven.
- In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes are discussing the value of nature and wildlife. When Hobbes suggests that "we need to start putting prices on the priceless," Calvin replies, "Yeah. If our woods are worth a zillion jillion bagillion, think what Alaska is worth."
- Emergency Broadcast: Calvin parodies one of these, with his attention signal being a loud, panel-filling scream.Calvin: Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would have been followed by lots more just like it.
- Enemy Without / Evil Twin: Subverted and inverted. In one arc, Calvin creates a duplicate of himself to do his chores, but the duplicate is too much like him and refuses to help. Then it gets him in a bunch of trouble, not because it's more evil than him, but because it knows it can have fun and the original Calvin will get all the blame. In a later arc, Calvin manages to duplicate only the good side of his personality, who then masquerades as Calvin while the real article gets to slack off. (Running Gag: "If you're Calvin's good side, you ought to be a lot smaller.") This goes better, until the good duplicate tries writing romantic poetry for Susie, to the original's horror. The good duplicate eventually gets so frustrated with the original that it stops being good and just self-destructs.
- Enfant Terrible: Calvin, though nowhere near as evil as some others, is still a terror.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Despite the rather minuscule nature of Calvin's good side, he never tries to actually hurt someone, and is always remorseful over any harm resulting.
- Every Man Has His Price: Discussed by the duo during one wagon ride. Calvin claims his price is: "Two bucks cold cash up front."Hobbes: I don't know which is worse: That everyone has their price, or that the price is always so low.Calvin: I'd make mine higher, but it's hard enough to find buyers as it is.
- Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: Check the page image. His imagination would add dinosaurs to every situation.
- Everything's Better with Monkeys: Subverted, at least from Hobbes's point of view. Hobbes is apparently such a misanthrope that his dislike extends to non-human primates as well. In one part of the transmogrifier gun story arc, he considers being transformed into a chimpanzee more insulting than being turned into a mallard.
- Exact Words:
- After Calvin comes into the house dirty, his mom demands he get into the bathtub. Calvin lies clothed in an empty bathtub, saying "I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit." But then his mom yells that she wants to hear water running. Calvin realizes he's caught and gets ready to really take a bath.
- Calvin thinks a bee landed on his back and asks Hobbes to check. Hobbes says "That's not a bee," and Calvin is relieved. Hobbes meant that the insect was actually a hornet; Calvin soon gets stung.
- Calvin brags to Hobbes about his juggling skills, saying he can keep a dozen eggs in the air at once. He tosses the eggs up in the air; a second or so later, Calvin and the carpet are both covered in egg yolk and broken shells. Calvin says, "Notice I didn't say I could do it very long."
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: When Calvin gets assigned to give a report on a newspaper article, he chooses: "Space alien weds two-headed Elvis clone."Calvin: Actually, there's not much left to explain.
- Excuse Boomerang: Similar to the Zeno of Citium story, Calvin claims that he can't be held accountable for his actions because he was fated to do them. Hobbes trips him, claiming Calvin was fated to fall.
- Explain, Explain... Oh, Crap!: Calvin defeats a carnivorous leaf pile by attacking it with a rake and spreading it across the whole yard. Back in the house, Mom tells Dad that she thought he was going to rake the yard today.Dad: I did rake the yard. I spent all afternoo... where's Calvin?!
- Eye Shock: Usually with several extra pairs of eyes jumping out of shocked characters' heads.
- Eye Twitch: Farmer Brown experiences one◊ when he sees a train, an airliner, and a massive fissure all headed for his house— right as he (unknowingly) tries lighting a match right next to a gas leak.
- Face Palm: A common reaction to Calvin's shenanigans.
- Fake Rabies: Calvin made an attempt to fool his mom into thinking he was rabid using toothpaste foam. She didn't fall for it; he leaves considering the possibility that "Maybe Dad will fall for it if I bite him first."
- Faking Amnesia: Calvin does this (unsuccessfully) in one story arc as an excuse for his bad grades:Calvin: Gee, it was awfully nice of you strangers to have me over for dinner.Dad: Calvin, knock it off.Calvin: You mean me? Is my name Calvin?Dad: You're not fooling anyone, young man. You do not have amnesia.Calvin: This all seems vaguely familiar... And yet... And yet...Dad: You're asking for an early bedtime, kid.Mom: Well, he seems to remember he likes dessert anyway.Calvin: This is "dessert" you say? Hmm... Perhaps my memory would return if I had some more.Dad: That's it — bed!
- Fandom-Specific Plot: A good number of Fanfics are about Calvin as a teenager or adult; often including putting him in a more obviously romantic relationship with Susie.
- Fan Myopia: In-Universe. Calvin shows Susie some of his "Captain Napalm" bubblegum cards and offers to trade with her.Susie: I don't collect Captain Napalm bubblegum cards. (Leaves)Calvin: It must be difficult going through life with no sense of purpose.
- Fantastic Aesop: "Snow goons are bad news."
- Fantastic Racism: Hobbes seems very proud of a perceived superiority of tigers over the rest of Earth's species.
- Fashion Hurts: When Calvin complains about a choking necktie, his father reminds him that some people have to wear ties everyday.
- Faux Horrific:Calvin: Trick or treat!Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be?Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! (after getting a bunch of candy) Am I scary or what?
- Felony Misdemeanor: Expulsion from G.R.O.S.S. for cavorting with the enemy (Susie) or singing the anthem ahead of schedule.Hobbes: OHHOHH GRO-HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...
Calvin: Stop that, you anarchist!
- Fille Fatale: A humorous variant occurs when Susie "charms" Hobbes into betraying Calvin during their water balloon fight. Hilarity Ensues. More generally, Hobbes's crush on Susie is the in-story explanation of why he never hurts her despite Calvin's urging, if you go for the Hobbes-is-real explanation. It also seems Calvin has a suppressed crush on her as well (which he may project onto Hobbes, if he's imaginary).
- Film Noir: Tracer Bullet's adventures are parodies of stock noir plots.
- Finger in the Mail: When Calvin captures Susie's doll, he threatens to do this.
- Flowery Elizabethan English: Calvin begins imagining people talking like this after being forced to watch some Shakespeare on TV.
- Footnote Fever: In one strip, Calvin writes a letter to Santa saying: "I have been extremely good* this year." Hobbes reads it and says: "Obviously, you're hoping Santa won't read the long, fine-print disclosure in the footnote," to which Calvin replies: "I got the idea from car ads."
- Forged Message: Calvin attempts to leave school using a forged note signed by the President ("P.S.: Really."). Naturally, this fails.
- Forgotten Phlebotinum: The transmogrifier, transmogrifier gun, time machine and duplicator only made one or two appearances after their initial debuts, despite how they could easily get Calvin out of his many situations. The Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron never appeared again after its debut, as well.
- Forgot to Pay the Bill: At one point, Calvin claims he didn't do his homework because his parents forgot to pay the gravity bill.
- Formally Named Pet: Susie's stuffed rabbit Mr. Bun.
- Former Teen Rebel: Calvin's dad. ("Is this you with the keg and the "Party Naked" T-shirt?")
- Freak Out:
- Calvin had one of these in school when he realized he was trapped inside during a beautiful day. Miss Wormwood was surprisingly sympathetic, advising Calvin to "take a drink of water and a few deep breaths" as she took him back to his seat, alluding to a previous strip that establishes Wormwood as someone who consumes copious amounts of cigarettes in order to get through the day as she eagerly awaits retirement. Perhaps she may relate to Calvin in a shared dislike of school.
- As mentioned in Adult Fear above; when the family came home from vacation, Calvin was freaked out that Hobbes might have been taken from him.
- Friendly War:
- Calvin and Hobbes are often at each other's throats, but it's usually only in good fun.
- The comic also gives us Calvin vs. Susie Derkins. After a shouting match, Calvin Breaks the fourth wall and says: "It's shameless the way we flirt!" Could be Belligerent Sexual Tension if they weren't 6 years old (Watterson has written that Calvin likely has a mild crush on Susie which he expresses by being obnoxious toward her.)
- Fridge Horror: Deliberately invoked by Calvin who tells Rosalyn's boyfriend Charlie on two separate occasions that if Rosalyn can't keep him under control, she would make a terrible mother later on in her life.
- Fridge Logic: In-Universe when Calvin decides that he doesn't want to inherit Earth because it's polluted and is leaving. Hobbes asks him: "Really? Where to?"Calvin: You know, sometimes you're a real load to have around."
- From the Mouths of Babes: For a six-year-old, Calvin is surprisingly knowledgeable about adult culture (he once asked his mom "Why would it be worth four dollars a minute to talk on the telephone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials?" and referenced the "It's Miller Time" commercials,) and repeatedly lectures his father on economics and society.
- Funetik Aksent: "Who ees thees Kählveen?"
- Fun with Acronyms: The Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club.Calvin: I know it's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.
- Fun with Flushing:
- Calvin has an elaborate strip where he flushes a toy boat down the toilet. In another one, he and Hobbes dip the dangling paper from the roll into the toilet and flush it. At one point, Calvin himself gets into the toilet bowl, flushes himself around in circles, and then informs his mother that he'd finished his "bath."
- There was also the time he threatened to flush Rosalyn's school notes.
- Fuzz Therapy: The Trope Namer. One time when Calvin was having a bad day, he sticks his face on Hobbes's stomach (who was sleeping at the time) and walks away in a better mood.
- The Gadfly: Calvin's dad. He's told Calvin that wind is caused by trees sneezing◊, that electricity is magic, that the world used to be black and white and changed to color in the 1930s (but photos were ''always'' in color)◊, that Calvin came from a Blue Light special at◊ Kmart, and that they were going to put the Christmas tree in the garage and not decorate it (and implied that Calvin wouldn't get a present).◊ Most of these would result in him getting threatened by Calvin's mom, especially the Christmas one (after which he complains that the season gets less jolly every year.)
- Gag Haircut:
- In one arc, Calvin complained that barbers never got his hair the way he wanted and thought it would be a good idea to let Hobbes cut his hair. As the haircut was progressing, it became clear that Hobbes was botching the job (though Watterson did not show the progression, drawing Calvin's head the same during the cutting and leaving the final result as a surprise). In the end, Calvin's hair looked like it had been cut short with a weed eater. Neither this nor an attempt to fix the cut by drawing the hair back on amused Calvin's mom.
- In a later comic, Calvin showed up with a cowboy hat and a bushy mustache stuck on with tape. When Hobbes asked what he had used for the hair, Calvin took off the hat to reveal that he had cut off his bangs for the purpose.
- Gambit Pileup: In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes are playing football. The quarterback is secretly a quarterback for the other team, after which Calvin breaks for the goal. Hobbes yells that Calvin is now going for his own goal because Hobbes switched the goals and his is hidden. Calvin says he doesn't need to, because as a traitor, crossing his own goal will count as crossing Hobbes's. But Hobbes hid his goal on top of Calvin's goal, so the points will go to Hobbes. But Calvin is really a double agent who is on Hobbes's team after all, meaning his team will lose points if Calvin crosses his goal. Then Hobbes is a traitor too, meaning he is really on Calvin's team, and the points will go to Calvin's team, which is really Hobbes's... then they toss the football aside and play Calvinball.
- Generation Xerox: Calvin's mom was apparently just as wild as he is when she was his age (according to his grandmother,) and his father clearly has a highly active imagination in his own right, and the same inclination to mess with heads, based on his parental trolling.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: See Radar.Calvin And Hobbes.
- Ghost in the Machine: Several strips depict the inner workings of Calvin's mind and body as being operated by a bunch of miniature doppelgängers.
- Girls Have Cooties: Why Calvin founds G.R.O.S.S. While he's verbose enough to come across as a He-Man Woman Hater, it's clear from the rest of the series that he's just acting on his six-year-old ignorance.
- God of Evil:
- Calvin himself, in one of his fantasies....But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! [...] Yes, Calvin is a god of the underworld! And the puny inhabitants of earth displease him! The great Calvin ignores their pleas for mercy and the doomed writhe in agony!
- Another strip has Spaceman Spiff about to be sacrificed to the evil god "Nollij" (in this case, Calvin getting called to the blackboard).
- Calvin himself, in one of his fantasies.
- Godwin's Law:
- In one strip, Rosalyn orders Calvin to go to his room, only to receive a fascist salute and "Jawohl, mein Führer!" in reply.
- In another, Calvin's mom tells him that no, he will not be spending the afternoon at the comic book store as he announced. "And you can stop goose-stepping around the house!"
- A variation of this law appears when Calvin calls his parents Communists for making him go to bed early.
- Going Commando: "The Valiant Spaceman Spiff is led by his captors to a secret dungeon to be debriefed! Little do they realize that our hero doesn't WEAR briefs!"
- Gone Horribly Right: In order to avoid doing his chores, Calvin clones himself using the newly-invented Duplicator. He succeeds in creating a perfect clone... who of course outright refuses to do the chores as well. Hilarity Ensues.Hobbes: He's a duplicate of you, all right.Calvin: What are you talking about? This guy is a complete jerk!
- Goofy Print Underwear: Calvin has lucky rocket ship briefs, which often do not improve his luck. He also has several pairs of underwear printed with cartoon animals.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: "Gosh, I've never been a vandal before!" Calvin once noted that "I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
- Green Aesop: Probably the most of any newspaper comic. Some are good, and actually quite funny, but others (mostly from the later run of the strip) descend to almost FernGully / Captain Planet levels (see the Anvilicious entry on the YMMV page.)
- The best such story arc started with Calvin and Hobbes surprised and enraged to learn that part of the forest they love to play in is in the process of being razed to be the site of "Shady Acres Condos." It gave us the wonderful Hobbes quote, "The only shade I see is from that bulldozer." Another gem is when Calvin asks how humans would feel if animals bulldozed the condos to put in new trees... cut to Hobbes in the bulldozer, saying it's no good, as the driver didn't leave the keys.
- Another famous line; while looking at a pile of garbage in the forest, Calvin sadly says: "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
- Grey and Gray Morality: Most nobody in the strip is completely good or bad. Calvin is a bratty child who enjoys ruining people's days. Hobbes, despite being Calvin's best friend, constantly torments him, says rude things just to annoy him, and makes snarky comments. On the other hand, most of Calvin's other antagonists, such as Susie, Rosalyn, and Miss Wormwood, are just reacting out of Calvin bothering them. The only character shown without any redeemable traits is Moe, not counting imaginary foes like the bike or the monsters under Calvin's bed.
- Grilling Pyrotechnics: Calvin once tried to talk his dad into invoking this. Natch, he concludes that he has the most boring dad in the world.
- Guns Are Worthless: You can probably count the number of times that Spiff's "Death Ray Blaster" wasn't useless against an enemy on one hand.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It doesn't take much for Calvin to get on Rosalyn's nerves. In one strip, he gets sent to bed early just for firing two Nerf darts at her and in another, the mere mention of how he threatened to flush her science notes is enough to get him into trouble.
- Halfway Plot Switch: A few story arcs did this...
- The "Yukon Ho" story arc from 1987 started out with Calvin and Hobbes attempting to secede from the family and strike out for the Yukon. But a while into the journey they fight, and Calvin heads back for home leaving Hobbes on his own. Then when it gets dark, Calvin realizes Hobbes is still out there and sets out to find him, and the plot is now about trying to find Hobbes in the woods.
- A spring 1989 story arc had Calvin and his parents go to a wedding, accidentally leaving Hobbes behind due to Calvin putting up a fuss about going, which Calvin keeps complaining about. When they return the next day, they find that their house was robbed, and the mood and plot suddenly changes, with the parents shaken up badly by the break-in, though once Calvin finds Hobbes (he was under the bed covers), he finds the whole robbery exciting... until he learns the television was stolen.
- The story arc after that (and the longest in the strip's run) had Calvin and Hobbes setting up their secret club G.R.O.S.S., but then when they decide to use the garage for their clubhouse, an attempt to push Calvin's mom's car out accidentally sends it rolling into ditch, and then Calvin and Hobbes attempt to run away from home after what they did to avoid getting in trouble.
- In a late 1989 story arc, Calvin is trying to do his homework when gravity reverses, causing him to get stuck on the ceiling. Just after everything reverts to normal (halfway into the arc), he starts to grow bigger and bigger until he falls off the Milky Way Galaxy. As he puts it, "this has been a very peculiar afternoon." The 10th anniversary book has Watterson admitting that the story was "weird for weirdness' sake".
- Happily Married: Calvin's parents.
- Most of the time, anyway...Mom: It's your fault we don't have a sweet little girl! Your stupid chromosome! NOT MINE!
Dad: (thinking) ...I just live here...
- Most of the time, anyway...
- Hat of Authority: The paper hats Calvin and Hobbes wear during G.R.O.S.S. meetings may count. The snazzy "commander helmet" Calvin dons for their Yukon expedition definitely counts — Calvin claims leadership by dint of the helmet, whereupon Hobbes promptly takes it.
- Her Code Name Was "Mary Sue": Calvin's many alter-egos.
- Hero Antagonist: Just about every single character other than Calvin has their moments. Only Moe is a straight-up villain.
- Hiccup Hijinks: Drinking from the far end of a glass and eating spoonfuls of sugar didn't help. After they finally went away, Hobbes pounced on him in an attempt to cure them... and ended up bringing them back even worse.
- Historical In-Joke: John Calvin established the republic of Geneva, a strict religious society that still affected the childhood of Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who was born in the town. When grown up, he wrote his Contrat Social, inspired by Leviathan, the work of Thomas Hobbes. Rousseau also wrote Emile, a thesis on the upbringing of children, claiming that a child should have as much freedom as possible. Cue our titular character (like his namesake, he also believes in predestination-more specifically that he's destined for great things and everything revolves around him).
- Hoist by His Own Petard:
- Watterson arguably torpedoed his own efforts to get rid of illegal merchandise by not allowing any legitimate products in the first place (i.e., if his relationship with his syndicate had not been so adversarial, Watterson could have called on the resources of a mighty corporate legal department to crack down on those Calvin-peeing-on-things stickers.)
- Also, Watterson revealed in one of the anthologies that after winning the right to lay out his Sunday strips however he wanted, he discovered that crafting the new, more artistic strips took several times longer than the old, formulaic ones.
- In-universe: Calvin saves a snowball from winter in the freezer in order to throw it at Susie in June. Guess who ends up being hit by the snowball.
- Another in-universe example: Calvin and Hobbes are going to have a water balloon fight. Calvin starts filling balloons, but he keeps messing them up and splashing water on himself. Hobbes comes over and decides that there's no point in throwing his balloon because Calvin is soaked from head to toe already.
- Hollywood Pudgy: Discussed in-universe in the baseball team arc. Calvin complains to Susie at the bus stop about how lucky she is to be a girl and not be expected to play sports, to which she comments, "On the other hand, boys aren't expected to spend their life 20 pounds underweight."
- "Home Alone" Antics: One strip has Calvin's parents come home to find a house full of booby traps, because Calvin watched a scary movie while they were out and then rigged up defenses against a monster attack. (Amusingly, this was in 1986, four whole years before the Trope Namer.)
- Horrible Camping Trip: Calvin and his family have been on a number of these.
- The worst would probably be the trip where it began raining the moment the trip began and cleared up the moment the trip ended.Calvin: (whispering gleefully) Do you know what all of Dad's words meant?
Hobbes: (whispering) No, but I wrote 'em down so we can look them up later.
- And then there's what Calvin's Mom had to say about the whole affair:Calvin's Mom: Calvin, tell your dad that any judge would take this trip as grounds for divorce.
Calvin: Dad, Mom says...
Calvin's Dad: All right! All right!
- And of course, let's not forget the one where they go camping on an island: Calvin drops a bag of very expensive equipment in ten feet of very cold water, his dad accidentally stacks a tackle box and bags on his glasses, and apparently he'd left the car headlights on back at the canoe rental place.
- The worst would probably be the trip where it began raining the moment the trip began and cleared up the moment the trip ended.
- Human Mail: Calvin sometimes attempts to run away by sitting in a box by the mailbox with a vague address written on it (for example, "To OS TRYLA"). It doesn't work.
- Humanoid Aliens: Often encountered by Spaceman Spiff, although they're never too humanoid.
- Humans Are Bastards:
- Used repeatedly, and one arc has Calvin as so disgusted with humans that he resolves to become a tiger. It's driven home when he decides to go back to being a human only because he finds out tigers are endangered because of humans, and he doesn't want to be killed.
- There's also a strip in this vein satirizing hunting, in which a trio of deer walk into an office with hunting rifles and kill an employee. Calvin claims that they do this to curb human overpopulation, a popular justification for deer hunting.
- Though the Sunday strip where Calvin explains why he hangs out with Hobbes instead of human kids is a heartwarming moment.
- One memorable comic strip...Calvin: Hobbes, look! I caught a butterfly in this jar!Hobbes: If people could put rainbows in zoos, they would.*beat panel as Hobbes walks away**Calvin opens the jar, releasing the butterfly*
- Similarly, one strip has Calvin ask Hobbes if he'd like to visit the zoo, which Hobbes responds to by saying "Can we tour a prison afterward?"
- Humble Goal:
- In one strip, Hobbes's wish is to have a sandwich. He achieves it. This is contrasted with Calvin, whose more extravagant wish for "a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle, and a private continent" goes unfulfilled.
- Another time, Calvin and Hobbes are outside and Calvin asks Hobbes what he would wish for if he could have anything. Hobbes wishes for "a big sunny field to be in." Calvin points out that Hobbes is already in a sunny field and says he should wish for something big like power or riches. Then he looks at Hobbes napping in the grass and admits that it's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy.
- Hypocritical Humor: Has its own page.
- I Can Explain: Calvin panics as he tries to explain to his mother what he thinks Miss Wormwood told her. He almost confesses to the Noodle Incident in doing so, which his mother didn't even know about.
- Averted in a strip where Calvin is hammering nails into the living room table. His mother freaks and demands to know what he's doing, to which he simply retorts: "Is this a trick question?"
- "I Can't Look!" Gesture:
- In one strip, Calvin hides his face as he and Hobbes go plunging off a cliff in their wagon.Hobbes: We're headed for that cliff!Calvin: I don't want to know about it.
- In one story arc, Calvin tries to push the family car out of the garage by himself and the car rolls away from him. He and Hobbes cover their faces and scream "I can't watch!" just before the car winds up in a ditch.
- In one strip, Calvin hides his face as he and Hobbes go plunging off a cliff in their wagon.
- Identical Panel Gag: In one strip, Calvin tells Hobbes about his grandfather, who complains that modern comic strips are "nothing but a bunch of xeroxed talking heads." Every panel in the strip is the same two-shot of Calvin and Hobbes, with only the speech bubbles changing. (Although, on closer inspection, there are enough tiny differences to show that each "identical" panel was actually drawn separately.)
- I Don't Like You and You Don't Like Me: Calvin says this to his bicycle in one strip. It proceeds to run him over.
- If I Wanted X, I Would Y: Calvin explains why he does not like organized sports:Calvin: I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in sports. Somebody's always yelling at you, telling you where to be, what to do, and when to do it. I figure when I want that, I'll join the Army and at least get paid.
- Ignorant of Their Own Ignorance: Calvin constantly overestimates himself.
- Ignored Aesop: Understandable, since Calvin's imagination doesn't really work in such a way as to promote obvious, learnable lessons.Calvin: Well, Hobbes, I guess there's a moral to all this.
Hobbes: What's that?
Calvin: 'Snow Goons are Bad News'.
Hobbes: That lesson certainly ought to be inapplicable later in life.
Calvin: I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
- Ignoring by Singing: In this strip, Hobbes starts mocking Calvin's height, telling him he'll get even shorter and that his parents are planning to sell him to a circus sideshow. Calvin shouts "I'm not listening!" then puts his hands over his ears and starts singing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
- I Just Want to Be Special: Calvin occasionally laments the fact that, as a human, he doesn't have any of the cool traits many animals do, like retractable claws, fangs, opposable toes, wings, the ability to light up his behind the way fireflies do, etc.Calvin: I'm not even sure which muscle to flex. (as he tries to make his rear end light up like a firefly)
- I Know You Know I Know: Calvin wanted to trick Susie so he could soak her with water balloons. So he left an easily decipherable "secret code" note for her to find (in backwards letters,) hoping she would go behind his house. She caught on quickly and hid elsewhere to spray Calvin with the garden hose.
- Imaginary Friend: Hobbes. Maybe. See Not-So-Imaginary Friend below.
- Imagine Spot: Happens quite often, but most notably the Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man sequences.
- I Meant to Do That:
"He would just love me to believe that somersault was intentional and innocent."
- Calvin says this after his attempt to launch a giant snowball (by placing it on the end of a plank balanced atop a log and jumping on the other end of said plank) ends with him getting splattered. Hobbes' response: "Then it worked very well."
- Hobbes also invokes this when he's about to tackle Calvin, but then Calvin ducks down to pick up a dime, causing Hobbes to pass over him and crash-land on the floor. Hobbes then gets up and walks away with as much dignity as he can muster. Calvin's not fooled for a second.
- Implausible Deniability:
- Calvin is an artist, and Blatant Lies and Insane Troll Logic are his canvas. It doesn't matter if you photographed or video recorded him in the act, that's only circumstantial evidence.
- Any time the monsters under the bed try to convince Calvin that there are no monsters under the bed. At one point, Calvin asks who he's talking to if there aren't any monsters, and the monsters insist that they're just dust balls.
- Impossible Shadow Puppets: Calvin makes a shadow puppet, which looks like, as Hobbes calls it: "A bug-eyed, tentacled thing." Turns out it's the real thing, to the duo's horror.
- I Never Said It Was Poison: Occurs in the September 1989 arc where Calvin locks Rosalyn out of the house. The arc begins with Calvin hiding his mom's shoes so she can't leave the house, and the second strip has this exchange:Calvin: Hi, Roz. My parents changed their minds about going out, so we won't be needing your services. Goodbye.Calvin's Dad: Hi, Rosalyn. What are you talking about, Calvin?Calvin: You can't go out if mom can't find her shoes, right?Calvin's Dad: And what do you know about that?Calvin: (makes an Oh, Crap! face) Uh, nothing, ha ha! Um, why, are her shoes missing?
- Incredibly Lame Fun:
- Calvin plays a game where he asks Hobbes to guess a number between one and seven hundred billion. No "higher/lower" or "warm/cold"; only "nope, guess again". Hobbes wanders off after two guesses.Calvin: What's the matter?! Don't you like games?!
- Similarly, Calvin asks Dad to pick a number that he will then try to guess:Calvin: Is it 92,376,051?Dad: By golly, it is!Calvin: Wait a minute! You're just trying to get rid of me, aren't you?!Dad: No, you're psychic. Go show Mom.
- Calvin plays a game where he asks Hobbes to guess a number between one and seven hundred billion. No "higher/lower" or "warm/cold"; only "nope, guess again". Hobbes wanders off after two guesses.
- Informed Ability: Played for Laughs with Calvin's imaginary alter ego Spaceman Spiff. He's constantly described as a tremendous pilot, superb marksman and all round brilliant space explorer, but pretty much every story about him begins as his ship is crashing and/or he's captured by aliens. His "Death-Ray Blaster" also tends to be utterly useless, because in real life it's actually a squirt gun. Spaceman Spiff's piloting is also lampshaded in one strip: "The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ...our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently."
- Same with Stupendous Man; after yet another blunder, Hobbes asks Calvin if Stupendous Man ever won any battle. Calvin replies they are all "moral victories."
- Informed Flaw: In one comic, it's claimed Susie eats sandwiches by taking them apart and eating each ingredient separately. Not only is this never referenced again, several later comics show Susie eating her sandwich normally.
- Inherently Funny Words: Hobbes likes the word "smock".
- In Medias Res: The second duplicator arc begins with three strips showing a well-groomed, well-behaved Calvin, but no indication of why he's acting that way. A few strips later, we find out that the Calvin from the beginning of the arc is actually a duplicate of Calvin's Good Side.
- Innocent Prodigy: Calvin, who goes from his imagined personae to deep insight at the drop of a hat.
- Insane Troll Logic: Calvin, after narrowly getting out of having to reveal he forgot his homework (twice), declares "From now on, it's work before pleasure! No exceptions! And it will be a PLEASURE to have that homework done! C'mon, let's WORK on a snowman."
- Insignificant Blue Dot: Played with by Calvin, usually to get out of answering test problems in school.
- Insomnia Episode: One Sunday strip involved Calvin being unable to fall asleep, as late as 1:30 in the morning. He tosses and turns, and is really tired, but just can't get to sleep, until he hears his mom's voice. Turns out, it was All Just a Dream. At breakfast, Calvin mutters to himself "This is going to be a bad day."
- Intellectual Animal: Hobbes. "There are times when it's a source of great personal pride to not be human."
- Intolerable Tolerance:Hobbes: How are you doing on your New Year's resolutions?Calvin: I didn't make any. See, in order to improve oneself, one must have some idea of what's "good." That implies certain values. But as we all know, values are relative. Every system of belief is equally valid, and we need to tolerate diversity. Virtue isn't "better" than vice. It's just different.Hobbes: I'm not sure I can tolerate that much tolerance.Calvin: I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behavior.
- Invisible Stomach, Visible Food: In one strip, Calvin imagines being turned into "a living x-ray" which makes his mealtimes "a disgusting ordeal" for everyone, given that they can see the chewed food. The comic ends in the real world with Calvin's dad yelling at him to close his mouth when he chews. "You think we want to see that?"
- Invisible Streaker: In one strip, Calvin imagines he's become invisible, which results in his mother catching him trying to steal cookies while naked.
- Irony: The very first mention of "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie," which becomes Calvin's favorite book.Dad: You might like this story.Calvin: Oh yeah? How good can it be if it hasn't been made into a TV show?
- I Reject Your Reality: Calvin can be quotes thus: "It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
- Ironic Hell: After dozens of nights after having to read Hamster Huey over and over again, Calvin's dad muses:Dad: Architects should be forced to live in the buildings they design, and children's book authors should be forced to read their stories aloud every single night of their rotten lives.
- It's All About Me: Or in this case, It's All About Calvin. Very much so. While he'll occasionally show concern for others, for animals (the little raccoon,) or for the environment, the majority of strips show Calvin only thinking about himself.Calvin: I don't want to pay any dues in life. I want to be a one-in-a-million, overnight success! I want the world handed to me on a silver platter!Hobbes: Good luck.Calvin (Yelling after him): Surely you concede I deserve it!
- I've Heard of That — What Is It?: When Calvin is told that he'll be having tortellini for dinner, he doesn't allow his ignorance of what it is to stand in the way of a loud tirade about his dislike for it.
- I Want My Jet Pack: Occurs in a late-1989 strip:Hobbes: A new decade is coming up.Calvin: Yeah, big deal! Hmph. Where are the flying cars? Where are the moon colonies? Where are the personal robots and zero gravity boots, huh? You call this a new decade?! You call this the future?! HA! Where are the rocket packs? Where are the disintegration rays? Where are the floating cities?Hobbes: Frankly, I'm not sure people have the brains to manage the technology they've got.Calvin: I mean, look at this! We still have weather?! Give me a break!
- Calvin's teammates and especially the coach during the baseball arc. He becomes bullied (one of them threatens to hit Calvin with a bat) to the point of not wanting to play anymore. The coach's response? "Ok, quitter! Goodbye."
- Calvin himself is also one. At one time, he steals Susie's doll to use as a ransom for $100. Took it even further by including a photo of the doll tied to a chair along with the ransom note.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Calvin's heart is well hidden, but Hobbes being damaged or an injured animal can bring it out. He can also get genuinely remorseful if one of his pranks goes too far.
- Meanwhile, the trope is averted with Moe.
- Karma Houdini: Everyone but Calvin, though Moe is the most egregious example. He constantly tortures Calvin, despite being the only character to whom Calvin never does anything that would warrant it. Though at times Calvin insults Moe anyway, figuring if he's going to get beaten, he might as well get the most out of it.
- One time when Moe is extorting his lunch money, Calvin says: "Your simian countenance suggests a heritage rich in species diversity" (i.e. your ape-like appearance means you probably have ancestry there.) Calvin gets away with it when Moe has no clue what he just said, and Calvin notes after he leaves, "That was worth 25 cents."
- Kids Are Cruel: Calvin has been both the instigator and the victim of such acts.
- Kids Prefer Boxes: In addition to using cardboard boxes to make all sorts of devices, one time Calvin sent away for a motorized propeller beanie. When it finally arrives, he kicks it away after realizing that it doesn't let him fly around town as he had imagined and prefers to play with the cool cardboard box it came in instead.
- Kids Shouldn't Watch Horror Films:
- Calvin, allowed to stay up one night without a babysitter, decides to rent a VCR and a bunch of scary movies. The aftermath:
- After reading a bunch of scary comics in A Nauseous Nocturne, Calvin fears a monster is coming to eat him. He's right.
- He also gets pretty traumatized after reading a superhero comic where the superhero gets his spine blown in half. He tries to cope by watching TV, but his mom responds "There's too much violence on TV. Why don't you go read something?"
- Knighting: Parodied here by Calvin's father.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Hobbes is always happy to help Calvin with his homework, but he resorts to feigning knowledge about the most basic things. In one strip, he "solves" a basic addition problem by calling the answer Y (as in "Y do we care?") guessing that Y might be a square number, drawing a square, and measuring the diagonal. When Calvin objects that the answer is too small, Hobbes draws a bigger square.
- Calvin himself in spades as well. He arrogantly thought he could fix a leaky faucet despite not knowing the first thing about plumbing (he actually considered using a hacksaw to take off the faucet head.) He also called Hobbes a moron for suggesting that he turn the water off BEFORE taking apart the faucet, then wound up breaking the faucet and flooding the bathroom.
- Know Your Vines: After Calvin utterly fails a report on plants, he angrily asks what good it does to identify plants while holding a branch. Hobbes then replies "I believe that's poison sumac you're holding."
- Laborious Laziness: Two examples:
6:30 Calvin: Well, since we're you from the past, I suppose you know why we're here. Did you do the homework?
- In one series, Calvin built a time machine to travel two hours into the future and get a copy of his homework from himself after it was already finished. Predictably, it doesn't work.
8:30 Calvin: Me?? No.
6:30 Calvin: No?! Why not??
8:30 Calvin: Because two hours ago, I went to the future to get it.
6:30 Calvin: Yeah, and here I am! Where is it?!
8:30 Calvin: That's what I said two hours ago!
Hobbes: Wouldn't inventing a robot be more work than making the bed?Calvin: It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
- In another series, Calvin didn't want to make his bed, so he and Hobbes spent all afternoon trying to build a robot to do it for him. They couldn't get the robot to work, but since they spent so long on it, the bed never got made. Mission accomplished!
- Lame Pun Reaction:
Calvin: Hey Hobbes, want to see an antelope?
- Calvin explains to Hobbes that he's taking a toy telephone into the woods to "try some bird calls." The next thing we know, the receiver's been wedged into his mouth and the cord is wrapped around his head and body by Hobbes.
- In another strip:
Hobbes: An antelope?
Calvin: Come on! (goes to an anthill) See, she's climbing down the ladder to her boyfriend's car. (beat) You're not laughing.
Hobbes: It's not funny.
- In yet another strip, Calvin tells this joke to Hobbes: "What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie? A mellon-collie baby!" Hobbes is not amused.
- Calvin laments that he doesn't have anywhere to dock his toy boat. When Hobbes remarks that Calvin is "a friend without pier" and suggests that he's "under a lot of pier pressure", Calvin responds: "Is there something wrong with you?".
- Lampshade Hanging:
- Done with Hobbes' tendency to get 'captured' during games with other people, since he can't move when anyone besides Calvin is around. "I've noticed that when we play games with girls, you get captured a lot."
- There is also a strip where Hobbes asks Calvin why he wears "long pants" in the summer. His answer, and the punchline, is "Short pants touch my feet, ok?!"
- "The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! Our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently..."
- The Lancer: Hobbes.
- Large Ham Title: Calvin briefly renames himself "Calvin, Boy of Destiny". Or as he puts it, "Calvin! Boy... of Dessssstiny!"
- Late to the Punchline: Finding that his playing cards are not complete, Calvin remarks that he's "not playing with a full deck," to which Hobbes smiles and responds, "That's what everyone says!" Calvin mutters that they should buy a new deck; HOURS later in bed, he sits up in realization and yells, "HEY!" The next day's strip, Calvin mentions that he lost his marbles, to which Hobbes responds, "Everyone suspected as much;" again, Calvin doesn't get it until the middle of the night.
- Laughing Mad: Calvin once got a little too excited when making a snowball, to the point where he freaked himself out and wondered if he hadn't "tapped into some primeval well of the human psyche."
- Leaving Food for Santa: The throwaway joke of the Christmas Day 1988 strip has Calvin telling his dad that he's leaving out a sandwich for Santa. Calvin then asks whether Santa would like some milk with it, and his dad responds, "I think 'Santa' would rather have a cold beer," much to his mother's annoyance.
- Lethal Chef:
- Calvin's mom, in Calvin's mind. Though her cooking really is usually depicted as a formless mass of goo on a plate, it's Calvin who often imagines her dishes having lethal consequences or unspeakable ingredients. At one point, even Calvin's dad (after some comments by Calvin) demands to know what exactly it is he's eating, and that whatever it is, he's not eating it (it's supposed to be stuffed peppers). In this particular strip, Calvin refuses to eat his dinner, so his Mom mentions that it's monkey brains. Calvin, naturally, is eager to try it, but now Calvin's dad has apparently lost his appetite...
- Another strip had virtually the same thing happening, this time with rice.
- Yet another had a variation of the joke, in which it's dad who tries the Reverse Psychology by whispering to Calvin in a confiding tone that he's right not to want to eat the food since it's actually toxic waste that will turn him into a mutant. Calvin gobbles it all up greedily in a fantastic flash. Mom remarks that there simply has to be a better way to make him eat.
- It also seems to run in the family. One story arc involves Mom getting sick and unable to cook dinner. Dad takes her place in one strip:Dad: Since your Mom is sick, I'll be cooking dinner tonight.
Calvin: YOU can cook?
Dad: Of course I can cook. As you can see, I survived two years of my own cooking when I had an apartment after college.
Calvin: Mom says you ate canned soup and waffles three meals a day.
Dad: Your mom wasn't there, so she wouldn't know. Get the syrup out, will you?
- And then there was the strip where Calvin tried to make breakfast in bed for his sick mom:Calvin: I made toast, orange juice, and eggs for you all by myself!
Mom: Oh, that's wonderful, Calvin!
Calvin: The eggs got burned and kind of stuck to the pan, but you can probably chip them out with this chisel.
Mom: Um... Where is the toast and orange juice?
Calvin: Dad said not to tell you about that until you're all better.
- Limited Wardrobe: Calvin typically wears a red and black striped shirt with black pants and white and purple shoes. Moe usually wears a black shirt and white pants. Everyone else changes outfits regularly.
- Literal Genie: Calvin likes to carefully interpret things people say, especially commands, so that they seem to encourage him to do what he wants.
- Literally Prized Possession: In one storyline, Calvin eats multiple boxes of Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs so he can send away for a beanie hat. He then waits for what seems (at least to him) like forever and suffers through trying to assemble it (and the trauma of thinking he broke it), because, being an imaginative kid, he thinks the beanie will enable him to fly. When it doesn't, it comes as a major disappointment.
- Literal Metaphor: This.Hobbes: How's your book?Calvin: I can't put it down.Hobbes: Gripping?Calvin: You said it!Hobbes: Maybe you should wash your hands.Calvin: It's peanut butter mixed with bubble gum.
- Literal-Minded: Calvin exhibits this in one strip where Susie points out a cloud in the sky.Susie: What does that cloud look like to you?Calvin: A mass of suspended water and ice particles. Why do you ask?Susie: (dashes off)Calvin: (smiling to the reader) Everybody hates a literalist.
- Similarly, after he saw a cloud take the form of his own head giving him a raspberry, he decided that it was an omen. Of "very peculiar high altitude winds, I guess... You know, some sort of cumulonimbal thing." Quoth Hobbes: "Science kinda takes the fun out of the portent business."
- Little Known Facts: Calvin occasionally asks his dad to explain some natural phenomenon, and his dad will draw on his vast knowledge of the real world as a patent attorney... And come up with something completely ludicrous instead. Behold his wisdom! A typical example:Calvin: Why does the sun set?
Dad: Because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.
Calvin: So why does it go from east to west?
Dad: Solar wind.
Mom: (off-panel) Dear!
- Most of the time he just does this to screw with Calvin's head. Watterson has never been a parent, but he imagines parenthood would be filled with this temptation.
- Granted, he did choose to provide an interesting lecture on relativity, using a record player to illustrate his lesson. Calvin ended up unable to sleep, with his brow knitted from trying to understand that.
- Little Miss Snarker: Susie Derkins.Calvin: War is a manly art!Susie: I suppose anything so idiotic would have to be. Can I play in your game or not?Calvin: I don't know, it seems you'd rather be making smart remarks.
- Little Professor Dialog: One of the prime examples of this trope, to the point where it almost becomes a Running Gag. Watterson explained in one author's foreword that his favorite thing about Calvin was "his ability to precisely articulate stupid ideas."
- When Susie tells Calvin she enjoys going to school to learn, Calvin stares closely at her before declaring: "Your bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy scars."
- After Hobbes cuts Calvin's hair and messes up, he tries to cover it up by tying a cloth around his head. While Hobbes thinks he looks like Lawrence of Arabia, Calvin thinks he looks more like a lobotomy patient.
- Calvin pretends to be giving one to a pumpkin while carving it into a jack-o-lantern.
- Susie abruptly ends a playdate in the snow with Calvin in disgust when Calvin begins sawing into the brain of the snowman the two built together.
- Locked in the Bathroom: In one strip, Calvin takes Rosalyn's science notes when she is babysitting him and locks himself in the bathroom with them, threatening to flush them down the toilet. Rosalyn ignores Calvin for a while and, thinking she has gone to call the fire department to axe open the door, he comes out to see the fire trucks.
- Look Ma, No Plane!: In one story line, Calvin thinks a motorized propeller beanie will let him fly, complete with fantasy sequence where he waves at a plane. Another Sunday fantasy has his parents letting him drive the car, and he drives so fast he breaks the speedometer, goes airborne and passes a jet.
Calvin: From now on I'm playing "bus."
- Another strip had Calvin pretending he was the plane complete with a fantasy of him flying through the air with his arms out like a plane's wings. According to his mom, he was just running around in circles with his arms out in the backyard until he got sick (at that point, he was pretending the plane was stuck in a holding pattern.)
- Loophole Abuse:
Calvin: [writing] Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. [aloud] I love loopholes.
- When asked to explain Newton's First Law of Motion in his own words, he answers the question by using his own words:
Miss Wormwood: (After Calvin has, as usual, been daydreaming:) Pay attention! Now, what state do you live in?
- Another example:
Miss Wormwood: (sigh) I don't suppose I can argue with that... (Calvin happily goes back into his daydream.)
- When Calvin's mother tells him to get in the tub, he does so — fully clothed, without running any water. She closes the loophole pretty quickly though.
- Lopsided Dichotomy:
"Either she had a psychotic decorator, or her place had been ransacked by someone in a big hurry."
- From a Tracer Bullet story:
"Either Mom's cooking dinner, or someone got sick in the furnace duct."
- Another earlier in the series:
- Lots of Luggage: Used in the 05/22/86 strip when Calvin is on a camping trip with his Boy Scout troop.Hobbes: Grab the hot dogs and come on! The troop's cooking dinner over the fire.Calvin: (rummaging in the tent) Oh, that's just great. Here we've been lugging this dumb microwave around for nothing.
- Loves Secrecy: In one arc where Calvin wants to be a tiger, he reads from a book that tigers are secretive. Hobbes then claims to know many secrets and refuses to tell any to Calvin, which drives him crazy. Eventually Hobbes tells Calvin one of his "secrets", which is that his parents bought him at the flea market for a nickel.
- Mad at a Dream: After having a dream that his parents were replaced by aliens who were experimenting on him, Calvin greets his mother at his next meal with a great deal of suspicion.
- The Magnificent:
- Calvin the Bold.
- Boy... of DESSSSTINY (cymbal crash.)
- "Calvin the Super Genius."Hobbes: This is how you sign your reports?Calvin: It kinda encourages you to read them more charitably, don't you think?
- Making a Spectacle of Yourself: In one Sunday Strip, Calvin tried to persuade his mom to buy him some Cool Shades that any troper would testify were from the same manufacturer as Kamina's.
- Malicious Misnaming: Moe tends to refer to Calvin as "Twinky". This is presumably unconnected to the word's modern usage as a slur.
- Mama Bear: Calvin's mother can and does do this whenever Dad's teasing goes too far:Mom: I know somebody who's going to get a lot of coal in his stocking, buster.
- Man-Made House Flood:
- One strip has Calvin calling his dad at work, apparently to make small talk. The final panel reveals the real reason he's calling: He somehow managed to flood the house, and the waterline is high enough to reach the top of the ladder that Calvin is currently on. In another, Calvin manages to turn the stairs into a waterfall. Unlike the previous example, we see how the waterfall happened; Calvin was horsing around in the bathtub.
- Another time, Calvin calls Dad at work, but Dad is very busy and tells Calvin to hang up unless he's calling about something really important. Calvin hangs up, looks at the overflowing sink that is rapidly flooding the kitchen, and decides that this should qualify as "really important" in about 15 minutes.
- Still another example: Calvin rapidly swims back and forth in the bathtub and then happily exclaims: "Tidal wave!" Cut to Mom standing in knee-deep water on the bathroom floor and Calvin saying he doesn't know how this happened, maybe the seal around the tub leaks.
- Mars Needs Water: Parodied in one infamous strip with a poem Calvin wrote about a flying saucer stealing the Earth's water and air.
- Marshmallow Dream: Hobbes and his 'weasel dreams.' Occasionally, it would be Calvin who got torn up and not the pillow.
- Mathematician's Answer:Calvin: Why do you suppose we're here?
Hobbes: Because we walked here.
Calvin: No, I mean here on Earth.
Hobbes: Because Earth can support life.
Calvin: No, I mean why are we anywhere? Why do we exist?
Hobbes: Because we were born.
- Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: The existence of Hobbes. Is he real, or an Imaginary Friend?
Susie: Hey! Who took all the cookies?
- For that matter, some of the more surreal events of the strip. Was Calvin actually abducted by aliens and replaced by a robot double? Did he truly hijack the spaceship of a shape-shifting alien who took his place? How about the Snow Goons? Or the monsters under his bed? They could all be credited to Calvin's imagination, but there's never any proof that they're not real.
- Stupendous Man flew to a tree branch ten feet above the ground to drop a snowball larger than his head onto Susie Derkins. How could Calvin possibly have done that?
- The incident that most fans point to is the time that Calvin asks Hobbes to tie him to a chair so that he can break free. Calvin is tied so tight that his parents are stumped as to how he got himself into the situation, despite Calvin's insistence that Hobbes did it.
- Calvin has in fact done several strange things that have little explanation other than that Hobbes is real. When he took a picture of Hobbes "pouncing" on him, it was indeed a picture of Hobbes flying through the air with seemingly no outside force (possibly a friend could have thrown him, but of course Calvin has no friends.) Hobbes also once wrote a good story for Calvin's homework assignment, and Calvin honestly had no idea what it was about until he read it to his class.
- Hobbes took a photo of Calvin while the boy was sneezing. There was no way Calvin could do this by himself — setting the time right would be nigh-impossible and we can see Calvin's hands in the photo.
- Or the one scene where Susie sees Calvin fighting Hobbes, and losing. Even she admits that she can't explain that one.
- And let's not forget the time that Hobbes was missing, and Susie found him, and decided to hold a tea party with him. Enter Calvin, asking Susie if she's seen Hobbes, and rushing over to thank her, kissing her hand. Now, Calvin was in front of Susie the whole time, in her line of sight. But when she turns back to her tea party?
- Meaningful Name: Averted in early strips. The characters both share the names of philosophers, but a read through the early strips shows that any real significance once the strip itself got philosophical is a coincidence. (Calvin was, in fact, originally going to be named Marvin until a strip of the same name launched.) Later characterizations played this trope straight. John Calvin was a theologian who believed in predestination, similar to how Calvin often ponders destiny and blames his faults on other forces. Thomas Hobbes was a philosopher who after going through the English civil war wrote the book Leviathan, which advanced a very dim outlook on human nature. Likewise, Calvin's tiger often finds problems with humanity's stupidity, saying that tigers are superior. Other parallels exist, as well.
- Mental Story: Even leaving aside the question of whether or not Hobbes is real, a lot of stories take place in Calvin's imagination.
- Merchandise-Driven: Defied, at the cost of such hostility that Watterson actually thought about quitting the strip. All those Calvin window stickers you see are infringement. According to this site, the only legal products ever sold (outside of the book collections of the original strips) were two calendars, a Museum of Modern Art t-shirt, and a speech/language textbook, "Teaching with Calvin and Hobbes."
- Me's a Crowd: The duplicator machine arc.
- Mess on a Plate: Calvin's mom's cooking is usually presented as unidentifiable lumps of mush.
- Midair Motion Shot: Both Calvin's wagon and the family car are often shown bouncing in the air to suggest motion (especially in earlier years.)
- Miranda Rights: Parodied. Mom sends Calvin to bed, but he comes right back downstairs to play with his toys. When Mom confronts him, he says, "You didn't read me my rights."
- Misanthrope Supreme: Calvin's fantasies often tend in this direction.
- At one point, Calvin fantasized about being an ancient god who brings whole worlds into existence and torments those who don't appease him. "The doomed writhe in agony!" The only thing keeping the strip from being mega-creepy is the fact that it ends with the reveal he's playing with Tinkertoys.
- Also, Calvin has no friends aside from Hobbes. He joined a boy scouts-like organization once and participated in one organized sport but quit both as soon as he could. His tendency to get lost in his imagination tends to weird out the other kids.
- Unintentionally invoked in a Sunday strip in which a daydreaming Calvin uses an F-15 to bomb his school off the face of the Earth. Watterson, upon receiving angry letters about how depicting such a thing was inexcusable, commented that some readers must have never been children themselves.
- Misery Builds Character: It's practically Calvin's dad's motto.
- Misplaced Wildlife: An early strip has hippos and crocodiles in the Amazon (it's caimans that live there, which are more like alligators.)
- Mistaken from Behind: In one strip, Calvin is following his mom around the zoo. When he tugs on her skirt to ask her a question, she turns around...and it's not his mom. In fact, the woman isn't even wearing the same blouse as his mom, only the same skirt.Strange woman: Are you lost? What does your mom look like?
Calvin: From the knees down, she looks just like you.
- Mobile-Suit Human: A strip wherein Calvin trips down the stairs has him crewed by little spaceman versions of himself, who forgot to open the blast shields on the viewports and overcompensated when they found out where they were (in "reality", he was simply too tired to open his eyes and missed the first step).
- Monochrome to Color: One Sunday strip was drawn in black-and-white (without lines even) as a visual metaphor for Black and White Morality, with only the last panel being colored after the metaphor ended.
- Mood Whiplash: The poem "A Nauseous Nocturne" has Calvin, certain that a monster really will get him in the night this time, bidding a sad goodbye to a sleeping Hobbes...only to realize that, wait a second, he has a fearsome tiger in bed with him who he can use to get rid of the monster, whereupon he yells frustratedly at Hobbes to get up. "HEY! WAKE UP, YOU STUPID CRETIN! YOU GONNA SLEEP WHILE I GET EATEN?!" Hobbes wakes up and scares off the monster.
- Morality Dial: The "Ethicator" that Calvin added to his second Duplicator.
- Mr. Imagination: Calvin.
- Mr. Vice Guy: Calvin.
- Mundane Made Awesome: Calvin and Hobbes are masters at this.
- Mundane Object Amazement:
- Calvin shares with Hobbes his bafflement at the workings of a toaster — where does the bread go?◊
- Calvin digs for buried treasure in the back yard and is thrilled to find rocks, a root, and some grubs: "There's treasure everywhere!"
- Mundane Wish:
- In a Sunday strip, Calvin asks Hobbes what he'd wish for; Hobbes says he wants a sandwich. Calvin doesn't understand why and wishes for enormous wealth. Hobbes gets his wish, and Calvin obviously does not.
- Another strip had Calvin ask a similar question, to which Hobbes replies that he'd wish for "a big sunny field to lie in." Calvin is aghast at how mundane this is, but then observes Hobbes sleeping in the grass. "Actually, it's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy."
- Mustache Vandalism: Discussed by Hobbes. Calvin's scheme to avoid getting attacked by Hobbes when he comes home by putting a dummy of himself in front of the door backfires, with Hobbes inviting the dummy inside and locking the real Calvin out. Calvin then overhears Hobbes asking the dummy: "May I draw mustaches on all the superheroes? I may? Oh joy!"
- My Brain Is Big: This happens to Calvin when he invents a "thinking cap" to make himself smarter.
- My Future Self and Me: Calvin's third and last adventure with the time machine features three Calvins, from only an hour apart.
- My God, What Have I Done?: There are times when Calvin realizes his shenanigans have gone too far and he genuinely feels bad about it.
- Naked People Are Funny: The strip became notorious among some early on for showing Calvin completely in the nude (although usually just from the back.)
- Name and Name
- Named After Somebody Famous: Calvin and... Hobbes.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Doom Drop, Pallbearer's Peak, Dismemberment Gorge, Lookout Hill (which is not named for its view; rather, the name comes from Hobbes's tendency to yell "Look out!" while sledding down the hill) Mount Maim and Suicide Slope. These are the names Calvin gives to the various cliffs and hills he and Hobbes go down in the sled or the wagon, depending on the time of year. Presumably a joke on Watterson's hometown (and ambiguously the setting for the comic; see Where the Hell Is Springfield?) of Chagrin Falls, Ohio.
- The Napoleon: In one summer strip, Hobbes asks Calvin why he's wearing long pants on a hot day and wonders why he doesn't wear short pants instead. Calvin immediately gets very angry. When Hobbes asks him what's wrong, a frustrated Calvin screams, "Short pants touch my feet, okay?!"
- Negated Moment of Awesome: In the arc where Calvin plays baseball during recess, he catches a fly ball...only to find out that he did so for the other team (and boy do they rip on him about it).
- Negative Continuity Spaceman Spiff apparently suffocates to death in one of Calvin's daydreams, but still reappears later on. Then again, it is just a daydream...
- Never Heard That One Before: In the "Calvin's Good Side" story arc, Good Calvin say something similar.Good Calvin: Strictly speaking, I'm not Calvin. I'm the physical manifestation of Calvin's GOOD side.Susie: If that was true, you'd be a lot smaller.Good Calvin: Boy, have I heard THAT joke a lot.
- Never My Fault: Calvin will invent entirely new realities rather than admit he made a mistake in this one. He also tends to blame others for his getting in trouble.
- New Media Are Evil: Sometimes used, sometimes criticized. The combination almost seems hypocritical on Bill Watterson's part. Various remarks by Watterson in the Tenth Anniversary Book include:"I would suggest that it is not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression that determines the significance of art. But hey, what would a cartoonist know?"
- Yet from the same book..."You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid."
- Though, the above comment was made during The Dark Age of Comic Books, so it shouldn't be taken as *too* contradictory. Watterson is explicitly defending newspaper comics, which weren't necessarily less stupid at the time, but, at least in his view, had far more potential to convey deep meaning than the comics that seemed to be in a competition to cram the highest possible death toll into twenty pages.
- He refers to television as the '20th century drug of choice' in that book as well. And then in There's Treasure Everywhere, there's a strip where Calvin gets so shaken reading a violent comic book, he puts it down and turns on TV instead, and then in the last panel:Calvin's Mom: No, you don't. There's too much violence on TV. Why don't you go read something?
- And for that matter, There's Treasure Everywhere is the same comic collection that brought us:Calvin: I resent the quality of network programming! It is all fluff, violence, sensationalism and sleaze! I hunger for serious, tasteful entertainment that respects my intelligence!
Calvin's Dad: Then turn off the stupid TV and read a book.
Calvin: All right, I Lied. Sue me.
- There's also a strip in which the TV appears to be broken, and Calvin and Hobbes are reading a book. Calvin reads Karl Marx's famous "religion is the opiate of the masses" quote and ponders the meaning; a thought bubble from the TV reads: "It means Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet."
- See also this strip◊ on "high" art vs. "low" art.
- Yet from the same book...
- New Year Has Come: Famously employed in the very last strip.Calvin: A new year... a fresh, clean start!
Hobbes: It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!
- New Year's Resolution: A near-annual Running Gag has Hobbes asking if Calvin is making any resolutions for the new year, and Calvin angrily declaiming as to how he doesn't need to change a thing.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Several times Calvin's built scenes of snowmen who suffered a horrible death, causing his parents to question his sanity.
- Nightmarish Factory: Calvin imagines his stomach to be like this, with gut flora wading waist-deep in a vat of acid set into a dungeon floor, breaking food down with sticks, and getting blown to pieces every time he belches.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: "Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!" He once doodled in the margins of his new school textbook, creating an animated flip sequence in which "T-Rex drives the Batmobile and explodes."
- No Name Given: Calvin's last name, and the names of his parents. Susie Derkins is the only major character with both a first and a last name. Several minor characters who don't appear but are only mentioned, and then usually just the once, have full names: This includes three of Calvin's classmates and the author of his favorite book.
- Watterson once commented that he invoked this with Calvin's parents because the strip is presented from Calvin's viewpoint, and as such his parents are only important as his parents. Part of the reason that Uncle Max never made any further appearances in the strip was that Watterson found it awkward that Max couldn't refer to Calvin's parents by their names.
- No Sell: While Calvin's parents—and especially his mom—will occasionally indulge in his fantasies and games, there are also times when they simply refuse to put up with his bad attitude and ignore him.
- In one strip, Calvin covers himself with a cardboard box and pretends to be a robot probe from Jupiter in an attempt to steal some chocolate from the pantry. Calvin's mom doesn't even look up from her coffee and tells him no, then remarks "Go back to Jupiter, X-3 whatever" when he threatens her with a dart gun.
- Calvin once claimed to have a stick of dynamite (really a hot dog with some string attached) and threatened to blow the house up if he didn't get cookies. His mom saw through the ruse, scolded him for wasting food without even acknowledging what he said, and threw him outside.
- No, You: On Calvin's photograph of Hobbes:Hobbes: It's kind of fuzzy.
Calvin: You're kind of fuzzy!
- Noodle Incident: Has its own page (which makes sense, considering it's the Trope Namer).
- Nose Nuggets: Calvin walks outside in the cold, then wrinkles his nose before making an Aside Glance and saying, "Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?" Lampshaded in an anthology, where Bill Watterson wrote, "I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip." note
- Not An Act: One arc begins with Calvin willingly leaving for school and acting disturbingly nice to his mother. She's left in complete confusion, while the reader learns that Calvin has used his cardboard box to make a pure good(y-two-shoes) clone of himself.
- Nothing Is Scarier: The monsters under Calvin's bed are never seen, only heard, though often they aren't that scary. However, the monster from the anthology poem A Nauseous Nocturne IS scary, and we only see hints of its body.
- The last panel in this strip. It's made worse by the fact that people don't understand it.
- Not a Morning Person: It's a struggle for Calvin's parents to get Calvin out of bed on a school day, commonly having to resort to multiple calls, and sometimes, even physically dragging him out of bed. Inverted on non-school days, where Calvin is up at the crack of dawn and running wild before his parents even stir from bed. One strip has Calvin's mother lampshade this.Calvin's Mom: (as Calvin is already running off with Hobbes to play) Just once, I'd like to see you manage this during the school year.
- Not So Above It All: While Susie is generally more well-behaved than Calvin, even she was impressed with his idea to style his hair with Crisco for Class Picture Day. She even muses out loud that she wished she had some Crisco.
- Not So Different: Calvin has gotten this with both Ms. Wormwood (with whom he's been shown to share very similar feelings of frustration and weariness, though for very different reasons) and Rosalyn (who can relate to him and some of his interests surprisingly well, as in some ways she's still a "kid" herself).
- One strip even had him do this with his mom—she remarks that she hopes that someday, he has a bratty kid to put him through hell, and Calvin snaps back that his maternal grandmother wished the same thing for her.
- Not-So-Imaginary Friend: Hobbes may or may not be one of these. Interestingly, Calvin seems not to know or care that other characters don't "see" Hobbes as he does.
- Possibly averted with Mr. Bun, Susie's rabbit doll, who Hobbes remarks on as looking "comatose."
- Nutritional Nightmare: Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs."They're crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and they don't have a single natural ingredient or essential vitamin to get in the way of that rich fudgy taste!"
- Oblivious to Love: Calvin and Susie Derkins. Word of God says that Calvin likely has a mild crush on Susie. Calvin apparently doesn't know how to deal with it, so he does his best to gross out and anger Susie, who then always gets mad at him.
Calvin: So what happened to the mandibles of death, you sissy fur ball?!?
- Strangely enough, in the strip it's Hobbes who is attracted to Susie and is always persuading Calvin to go play with her.
Hobbes: I was beguiled by her feminine charms. Yow. Go soak your head.
- Evidently, this romantic channel seems to work both ways, seeing how Susie even sent a Valentine's card addressed to Hobbes.
- It's not like Calvin never gives any indication of liking Susie himself. In fact, before you ever see her, the first strip to mention her features him comically blatantly bringing her up for no apparent reason and loudly protesting too much that he doesn't like her, with Hobbes teasing him about it.
- Perhaps the most obvious example of their mutual crush is when Calvin sends Susie a "hate-mail" valentine and a bouquet of dead flowers, to which she replies by yelling at him and hitting him with a snowball. As she's walking away, she smiles and thinks "A Valentine and flowers! He likes me!" while Calvin simultaneously thinks, "She noticed! She likes me."
- And another strip in which Susie and Calvin run into each other, do nothing but trade insults, and walk away. Calvin observes: "It's shameless the way we flirt."
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Possibly Calvin. His philosophical discussions imply that he's smarter than his grades indicate and he once told Susie that he found life easier the lower he kept everyone's expectations when she questioned why he was happy about getting a 'C' on a test.
- Lampshaded in one strip where Calvin (he's only 6 years old) explains to his mother the complicated notion that black holes create a depression in space so that other objects "roll" towards them... and then adds "Speaking of gravity, I dropped a pitcher of lemonade in the kitchen when my roller blades slipped." While grinding her teeth and cleaning up the mess, his mom wonders how he can be so smart and yet so dumb.
- Oddly Small Organization: Calvin and Hobbes are the only members of the Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS club. As such, the two have many high-ranking positions, including Dictator-for-Life, President, Top Scout, Strike Force Commander, Chief Strategist, Cartologist, and Munitions Officer, among others.
- Odd-Shaped Panel: Arguably one of the Trope Makers for newspaper comics.
- Off the Chart: Calvin gives his dad a talk about approval ratings that includes a chart like this.
- One-Two Punchline: Bill Watterson was fond of these, with Hobbes adding another punchline on the far right of the last panel, often a mockery or lampshade hanging on what Calvin was saying.
- Onion Tears:Calvin: Whatcha doin', Mom?
Mom: (sobbing) I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook when you anthropomorphize your vegetables.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Calvin's mom finally panics about Calvin being sick when she says it's Saturday and therefore he won't be missing school, to which he simply replies "I know" without being upset about losing leisure time.
- The break-in story arc is one of the few occasions in which Calvin is depicted as anything other than an explosive ball of hyperactivity - the contrast is quite jarring.
- Orifice Invasion: In one strip, Calvin imagines this is how he gets a 'frog in the throat:'Calvin: Calvin wakes up staring into the eyes of a big frog. Seeing Calvin awake, the frog scrambles down and forces open Calvin's mouth! Calvin tries to fight, but the slippery amphibian instantly slides in and is swallowed! How disgusting!
- Other Me Annoys Me: Calvin's "Good Duplicate".
- Our Zombies Are Different: In late April 1987, Calvin got bored with his homework and started walking around sticking his eyes and tongue out, pretending to be a zombie. Hobbes saw this and decided to follow along, thinking "When in Rome." The April 30th strip had them staring at each other pretending to be zombies until they started laughing at the sight of each other.Calvin: "Heh heh... Of course, REAL zombies NEVER get the giggles by looking at each other."
- Out-of-Character Moment:
- In one strip, Calvin asks his dad why the sky is blue and how clouds stay in the air. His dad can't remember why, only being able to guess vaguely and can't answer his questions. Very strange considering his usual glee in deliberately giving Calvin the wrong facts.
- There is also a time when Susie asks Calvin for the answer on a test, versus the other way around, and Calvin supplies the correct answer, albeit accidentally.Calvin: Krakow! Krakow! Two direct hits!
- Overly Long Scream: Calvin does one upon learning that he is going to have Rosalyn as his babysitter.
- Painting the Medium: The aforementioned black-and-white, un-outlined strip led to a punchline of Calvin's dad telling him "The problem is, you see everything in terms of black and white." Actually, that's more like not painting the medium.
- Another example is Moe, who always spoke in mixed-case instead of all-caps.
- Paper People: Deconstructed in one strip where Calvin imagines himself to have turned into one; he can't move unless he wriggles on the floor, is susceptible to the slightest gust of wind, but can hide by standing sideways.
- Paper Tiger: Parodied. Calvin asks Hobbes what a paper tiger is. Despite being a tiger himself, Hobbes responds that a paper tiger delivers newspapers. Calvin is thus completely confused by his book that used the term.
- Parents as People: Back in the nineties, it was pretty shocking to show a father openly regretting having children unless he was a villainous character. What's more, Calvin goes to great lengths to instill this antipathy in his parents (hiding dead bugs in his own mother's shampoo, blockading his dad's driveway with snowmen so he'll be late to work). The pair can't even have a nice dinner out without Calvin destroying the house in their absence. Hence, when badgered with letters regarding Calvin's cruel parents, Watterson simply said, "They do a better job than I would."
- On the other hand, there are things that Calvin's parents could be criticized for that seem to be independent of the possible effects of his brattiness on them. Good examples are found mainly with Calvin's father, who drags his family on camping trips they hate and can be preachy, like all the times when he tells Calvin that doing things he hates builds character. Makes you wonder if Calvin's misbehavior is not at least in part a reaction to some of his parents' behaviors.
- Parental Bonus: Some of the things Calvin says would be completely incomprehensible to younger readers.Calvin: Why would it be worth four dollars a minute to talk on the phone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials?
Calvin's Dad: Honey, can we discuss that operation some other time?...
- And not just limited to Calvin. After Calvin asks his mom for a little brother to beat up on, it cuts to Calvin's dad getting interrupted at work by a phone call:
- Pluralses: "Thanks, Hobbeses! You guys are life savers!"
- Perp Sweating: Calvin's parents can do this without even trying. Like when he broke Dad's binoculars.
- Perfectly Cromulent Word: Calvin has a vocabulary that any adult would be proud of, but that doesn't stop him from making up words when the opportunity arises.
- Picky Eater: Calvin provides the image for the main page.
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Roughly two-thirds of all G.R.O.S.S. meetings consist of Calvin and Hobbes arguing over procedural matters, getting into fistfights and then declaring a truce, rather than actually doing anything to get rid of any girls, slimy or otherwise.
- Poor Man's Porn: Parodied when Hobbes admits to checking out tigresses in National Geographic.
- P.O.V. Cam: Ever wonder what it would be like to go sledding with Calvin?
- Prisoner Exchange: When Calvin "kidnaps" Susie's doll, Binky Betsy, and holds it for ransom, Susie "kidnaps" Hobbes in retaliation. Calvin ends up paying the ransom by giving Susie both her doll and a quarter in exchange for Hobbes.
- Private Eye Monologue: Tracer Bullet.
- Product Placement: McDonald's is mentioned from time to time.
- Puff of Logic: When a good-side-only duplicate of Calvin desires to "tear [him] limb from—" at which point he instantly evaporates for desiring the "evil" of violence. Thereafter, with no small degree of wry humor, Hobbes points out that of everyone he knows, Calvin's the only one whose good side is prone to badness.
- Punny Name: Mable Syrup, author of "Hamster Huey."
- Puppy-Dog Eyes: Calvin tries to use these to get a flamethrower. Doesn't work.
- Putting the Pee in Pool: Heavily implied in this strip.
- Push Polling: Calvin tends to employ this when discussing his dad's "approval ratings."
- Put Off Their Food:
- In one strip, Mom tells Calvin that the icky stuff on his plate is monkey brains in order to get him to eat it. But now Dad can't eat it because it Squicks him out.
- Mom uses this tactic on another occasion as well, telling Calvin his dinner is "spider pie." Calvin is momentarily shocked, then decides he likes it. Mom says she believes they're going to have a quiet dinner for once. Dad looks queasy and says he doesn't feel like opening his mouth.
- Mom brings home jelly doughnuts, and Calvin doesn't want one because he says jelly doughnuts gross him out: "They're like eating giant, squishy bugs. You bite into them and all their purple guts spill out the other end." He tells Mom she can eat the doughnuts instead, but she pushes the bag away, saying, "My friends ask me how I stay thin."
- Put on a Bus: One story arc features a visit by Calvin's Uncle Max, whom Watterson first intended to be a recurring character. But while writing the story he realized Max wasn't bringing out any new sides to Calvin, and also found it awkward to write around Max not addressing his brother and sister-in-law by name, so Uncle Max boarded a plane and went home, never to appear in the strip again.
- Radish Cure: Calvin's mom lets Calvin smoke a cigarette his grandpa left behind. He really doesn't enjoy it, but the Aesop he learns was not to trust his mother.
- Rain Dance: Calvin attempts a "snow dance" to get school cancelled. It doesn't work.
- Readings Blew Up the Scale
- Reality Ensues: Almost a Running Gag in this strip.
- One instance: Calvin actually gets an A on a paper for once. The (large) center panel is a huge, mid-city celebration, with confetti, cheering spectators, a gigantic Calvin statue and Calvin himself riding in a limo with the key to the city. Unfortunately, back in reality, Ms. Wormwood just moves along to more classwork, much to a deflated Calvin's chagrin.
- Another instance: Calvin is in the car with Mom and imagines that he is a daredevil pilot flying low over the Grand Canyon. He says this is where they'd go if he was driving. Mom spoils his fantasy by pointing out that he is not driving and that Arizona is not on the way to the grocery store.
- Lampshaded when Calvin makes the world's largest snowball, and is excited over plastering someone with it. Hobbes asks how he's going to pick it up.Calvin: Reality continues to ruin my life.Hobbes: Maybe you could put it someplace where someone will walk into it.
- Played for drama when Calvin joins the baseball team. In a more conventional strip, Calvin would've practiced until he was a champion, then scored for his team. Instead, he gets hit in the nose with a grounder when he tries playing with his dad, then, when he actually plays for the team, he ends up making them lose (due to them not bothering to tell him that they're switching places), causing them to harshly yell at him. Then, when an unrelenting stream of abuse makes him quit, the coach calls him a "quitter".
- Real Place Background: Much of the art is based on the artist's home town, including the suburban atmosphere and the local trees, especially in this large graphic that appeared on the back of an early collection◊.
- Recursive Reality: Calvin once grew to the size of a galaxy and found a door that led back to his own room.
- Refuge in Audacity: Several examples. Calvin would occasionally do this, often in an attempt to baffle Miss Wormwood and get out of doing actual schoolwork.Calvin: Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a circle and have a little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.
- Religious Russian Roulette: In a couple of strips.
- Retcon: A subtle one. In the comic's first strip we see Calvin captured Hobbes in a tiger-trap. Later comics would occasionally reference Hobbes having known Calvin since he was a baby, implying the two have been together for far longer. The reason is probably because Watterson later regretted showing Calvin and Hobbes meeting for the first time and thought the comic might've been stronger not showing it.
- Reverse Psychology:
- Calvin writes a letter to Santa saying that he doesn't want any gifts this year, he just wants love and peace for his fellow man. He tells Hobbes he's using Reverse Psychology, but Hobbes thinks this is "kind of risky," so Calvin crumples up the letter.
- After repeatedly yelling "SNOW!" at the sky fails to bring any snow, Calvin tries a different approach:Calvin: OK, then, DON'T snow! See what I care! I LIKE this weather! Let's have it forever!
- Right-Hand Cat: Hobbes.
- Rogues Gallery: Calvin imagines many of the people he knows as Stupendous Man's enemies: Susie becomes Annoying Girl, Miss Wormwood is the Crab Teacher, Rosalyn mutates into Baby Sitter Girl, and Calvin's Mom is his Arch-Enemy Mom-Lady.
- Rule 34: It's the example given in the common image illustrating the concept. And, yes, there really is. Badly drawn, to boot.
- Rule of Funny: There's no justification in-universe for Calvin's Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness or freakish intelligence in general, Hobbes' Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane nature is never explained, and his classroom curriculum spans the entire elementary school in difficulty. But so what?
- Certain aspects of Calvin's personality are inconsistent. In particular, in some strips he only wants to play outside, while in others he can't imagine doing anything but watching TV, usually dependent on which one his parents least want him to do, or just for an opportunity to mock television.
- Running Gag: Many. The Transmogrifier, the bicycle, the Noodle Incident, Calvin's "snow art," and the recurring bedtime story Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie, to name a few.
- The Hamster Huey gag is played on when his dad snaps from being forced to read it every single night and instead gives them a new take on the story.(Calvin and Hobbes lying in bed, eyes wide open)
Calvin: Wow, the story was different this time.
Hobbes: Do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?
- Other notable running gags include Calvin's annual struggle to be "good" enough in December to avoid the wrath of Santa, Calvin being ambushed by Hobbes at moments when he least expects it, and of course Calvin's alter egos.
- Calvin's hatred of baths and his tendency to hide or throw tantrums at bath time.
- And on the occasions when he does bathe, his tendency to flood the bathroom or otherwise cause trouble.Calvin: The oil tanker crashed, Mom.
Mom: You poured ink in the bath water??
- And on the occasions when he does bathe, his tendency to flood the bathroom or otherwise cause trouble.
- Does Calvin's fictitious flamethrower count?
- Calvin performing various incantations and rituals that he hopes will bring snow.
- Additionally, a good number of running gags revolve around Calvin's dad:
- Calvin's political polls on his dad.
- Dad's camping trips, that always make Mom and Calvin miserable.
- Calvin asking his dad a question, and Dad responding with an elaborate answer that is complete nonsense. For example, why do you close your eyes when you sneeze? Because otherwise the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out of their sockets, they'd dangle on your face by the optic nerve, and you'd have to aim them with your hands when you want to look at something.
- Calvin grossing Susie out at the school lunch table:Calvin: Processed lunch meat is pretty scary. What are those little specks anyway? Lizard parts? Who knows? And this "skin." I heard it used to be made of intestine, but I think nowadays it's plastic. Of course, they dye and wax fruit so it looks better. It's like eating a candle. Yep, we'd probably be dead now if it wasn't for Twinkies.
Susie: And Mom wonders why I'm so hungry after school.
- Calvin annoying his parents to the point where they kick him out of the house (literally.)
- Spaceman Spiff's adventures often take him to the dangerous Planet Zog.
- Calvin always wakes his parents at a ridiculously early hour on Christmas morning.Dad: (squinting at the alarm clock) Quarter to 6. He let us sleep in this year.
- The Hamster Huey gag is played on when his dad snaps from being forced to read it every single night and instead gives them a new take on the story.
- Sadist Teacher: Calvin sees Miss Wormwood as being one of these. In truth, Miss Wormwood is a stern-but-decent teacher who's just too boring for a hyperactive kid like Calvin, which of course is what makes her classes so hard for him to sit through. Kids like Susie who study hard have no problem with her. As Bill Watterson puts it, she seriously believes in the value of a good education, so needless to say, she's an unhappy person when she has to put up with the likes of Calvin.Calvin: I want a high-paying job when I get out of here! I want opportunity!
Miss Wormwood: In that case, young man, I suggest you start working harder. What you get out of school depends on what you put into it.
Calvin: Oh... Then forget it.
- Sanity Ball: When Calvin and Hobbes are interacting, Hobbes has the ball. When Calvin's parents, Miss Wormwood, or Rosalyn enter the scene, overly imaginative Calvin usually has the ball. When it's just Calvin's mom and dad, Mom has the ball. When Susie shows up, Calvin's typical reaction is throwing the Sanity Ball at her and running away.
- Santa Claus: Most Decembers Calvin spends a lot of time thinking about ways to convince Santa that he's been good all year, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
- Sarcasm-Blind: Calvin can't detect sarcasm sometimes.Calvin: This whole business of Santa rewarding good kids and neglecting bad kids really bugs me... Not that I have anything to worry about.Hobbes: A paragon of virtue, that's you.
- Sarcastic Devotee: Hobbes.
- Saying Too Much: Calvin accidentally makes his mother aware of the Noodle Incident when he panics and tries to explain what Miss Wormwood told her at the parent-teacher meeting.
- Scale Model Destruction:
- Several times Calvin makes sand box communities and then devastates them.
- Calvin gets frustrated trying to build a model airplane and smashes it to shrapnel with a hammer. Then he tells Hobbes that the plane "got hit by anti-aircraft guns."Hobbes: Your planes do tend to run into those, don't they?
- Scandalgate: In one strip, where Calvin pretends that his dad is an elected official, he mentions major scandals during his dad's administration, such as "Bedtimegate" and "Homeworkgate."
- Scavengers Are Scum: Calvin once made a report that defended the carnivore-vs.-scavenger aspect of Tyrannosaurus rex while super-intelligent. While he intended at first to go into scientific detail ("to argue that tyrannosaurs were predators and not scavengers, we'll need to write a brief overview of carnosaur evolution. Then we'll delve into skeletal structure, skull design, arm strength, potential running speed, and environmental factors") to defend his theory, his brain shrank and his bedtime came up, and he ended up going with Rule of Cool as his sole argument.
- Scenery Porn: The Spaceman Spiff segues often include amazing arid alien landscapes. Bill Watterson admits that he didn't make them up on his own, but they're illustrations of the desert scenery of the United States, which he figures are as wonderfully alien a landscape as Mars.
- Also subverted in a strip where Calvin is Watching the Sunset, there is a great panoramic drawing of the scene, and he's complaining about the shows he's missing.
- The strips featuring Calvin's wagon typically exploit the liberty of the Sunday strip to give us some great visuals of the hilly forest, while Calvin and Hobbes discuss some philosophical matter.
- Scrabble Babble:Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do that, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: ...What's your score for ZQFMGB?
- The Scream: Calvin, for five panels, upon learning Rosalyn is coming over.Mom: Take a breath before you pass out on the floor!
Dad: Think about how impressed your friends will be! Think about how much fun you'll have! ...Think about inhaling.
- Calvin again, out of fear, as his dad attempts to teach him to ride a bike:
- Spaceman Spiff, faced with the ultimate weapon of interrogation: a calm discussion of wholesome principles!
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: In this strip, Calvin decides to go into Stupendous Man mode while Rosalyn is babysitting him. Hobbes leaves and comments "I'm going to get in bed now and avoid the rush."
- The Scrooge: Calvin's dad is a penny-pincher, particularly when it comes to heating the house. Once, when Calvin asks him to turn the heat up, he instead tells Calvin to go and stand outside for a few minutes so when he comes back in it will seem warm by comparison.Calvin (from outside): I'm telling the newspapers about you, dad!
- Second Place Is for Losers: This is Calvin's attitude in regards to the school safety poster contest. His "Be careful or be roadkill!" poster loses out (for obvious reasons) to Susie's entry, leading him to rant to both Hobbes and his dad about this.
- Secret Test of Character: Calvin would be given chances to tell the truth, which he fails big time due to his insistence that everyone will be stupid enough to believe his obvious lies.Mom: While your dad is taking Rosalyn home, perhaps you can explain what happened tonight.Calvin: Gee, Mom, I don't know what to tell you. At eight o'clock, I brushed my teeth, put on my pajamas, and went to bed. Nothing happened.Mom: (pulls out written confession Rosalyn made him write of what he did) And this?Calvin: Uh... lies! All lies! She made me do that just to get me in trouble! None of that's true! I went straight to bed!
- Security Cling: Up to Eleven after Hobbes feigns a lethal pounce on Calvin, scaring him half to death. Calvin holds onto Mom so tight that it looks like he's attached to her with velcro. His parents think the little guy is scared out of his mind because of the comic book he was reading at the time (bonus — Hobbes, in "stuffed animal" form, is in pounce position in the last panel, just as he would be in "real tiger" form.)
- Seesaw Catapult:
- The trope's page image is from a comic in which Hobbes turns Calvin's improvised skateboard ramp into a catapult with expert timing.
- In another strip, Calvin tries to use this mechanism to launch a giant snowball. The predictable result is that he gets a facefull of snow himself. The result is the current page image for I Meant to Do That.
- In yet another strip, Calvin tries to use the same configuration to make a springboard so that he can jump into a pile of leaves. Predicably, the rock that he uses as a counterweight flies up and hits him in the head.
- Self-Imposed Challenge: Provides the page quote, despite it not being a video game:Calvin (cracking an egg above the stove with only one eye open): The secret to making life fun is making little challenges for yourself.
Hobbes: Like the challenge of explaining the stove and floor to your mom?
Calvin: Rats. See if there's another carton in the fridge, willya?
- Serious Business: Chewing gum, which has as many as 12 consumer magazines dedicated to it.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Frequent, such as to mess with Moe (see also Stealth Insult). For just one example:Moe: Gimme a quarter, Twinky.
Calvin: Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.
Calvin: Here you go. (tosses him a quarter) That was worth 25 cents.
- Also (this is an earlier strip — from Moe's first appearance, in fact):
- Severed Head Sports: Calvin builds a snowman that plays ten-pin bowling with another snowman's head.
- Shape Shifter Showdown: Calvin and Hobbes using the Transmogrifying Gun on each other.
- Shifting the Burden of Proof: When the Noodle Incident is brought up, Calvin's usual response is "Nobody can prove that was me!"
- Shoot the Messenger: Lampshaded by Calvin when he is sent to the principal's office for shouting "BORING!" at one of Miss Wormwood's lectures.
- Shout-Out: Has its own page.
- Shrunken Head:
- Calvin has an interest in them.
- Among the ingredients Calvin's mom uses to make dinner, or so he thinks.
- He also makes snow scupltures of them.
- "A hundred shrunken heads of popular cartoon characters."Mom: Eww, you stitched their mouths shut?
- Sickeningly Sweethearts: Susie attempts to enforce this when she and Calvin play house. Calvin's not having it.
- Silence Is Golden: Watterson said that the change to his Sunday Strip format allowed him to further explore the ability to tell a story without dialogue.
- Sky Face: One episode has Calvin look at a cloud that forms into his head, and he sees to his shock that it's sticking its tongue out at him!
- Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism: For a story about a boy and his tiger friend, which sounds like something that could be horribly saccharine, it's very close to the middle. The world is full of wonders, but it's also unfair and sometimes cruel.
- Smart Animal, Average Human: Played with: Calvin is a reckless six-year-old boy, while his stuffed toy tiger Hobbes is more mature and has more common sense. On the other hand, Calvin has precocious grasp of vocabulary and artistic terminology, while Hobbes is lacking in certain basic areas of study, such as mathematics.
- Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter!: Calvin's religion, so much as he can be said to have one, is Santa Claus. He's been known to beg forgiveness at the sky when threatened with the "Naughty" list, though his arguments boil down to half-truths and legalese.
"It's man against the elements! Conscious being versus insentient nature! My wits against your force! WE'LL see who triumphs!"
- He also attempted to overpower bad weather with the sheer force of his words. Twice.
- Snark-to-Snark Combat: A lot of it, usually with Calvin on one side and his dad, Susie, or Hobbes on the other.
- Sneaking Snacks: A Running Gag involves the many elaborate and often ill-conceived plans Calvin develops in his attempts to raid the cookie jar.
- Sneeze of Doom:
- Done in one strip, where Calvin sneezes so hard that he launches himself into space, and then sends himself back with another sneeze.
- There's also this one strip where Calvin's head explodes from a particularly violent sneeze. Turns out, he was pretending.
- Snowball Fight: A recurring trope, most often Calvin vs. Hobbes or Susie.
- Society Is to Blame: Calvin tries to pull this excuse on his dad, saying that he's a pawn of unfortunate influences and the culture is to blame. Calvin's dad responds that that means he needs to build more character and sends him to shovel the walk.
- Snowlems: The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons.
- The Sociopath: Calvin sometimes feels like he may harbor such tendencies — see Black Comedy, above, as well as his casual discussion of the physical harm he plans to cause Susie via his individually crafted snowballs.
- Solar-Powered Magnifying Glass: Stupendous Man uses a giant magnifying glass from an observatory telescope in order to fry Calvin's school off the map. Calvin's mom doesn't believe him when he says that the school got fried, and still makes him do his math homework.
- Sophisticated as Hell: Calvin is a soft-PG example.
- Sound Defect: "Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"
- Spell My Name with an "S": A rare non-translation example. It's Susie, not Suzie.
- Spiritual Successor: Some readers have remarked that the current comic Frazz features a main character that looks and talks like a grown up Calvin would. In online chats the creator admitted to the similarities, but said that they were unintentional, although Watterson was a huge influence on his work.
- Splash of Color: The final strip places the brightly-colored title characters against a white snowscape.
- Spontaneous Human Combustion: Discussed in one strip, which has Calvin ask his dad whether this ever happens. When he says no, Calvin bursts a blown-up paper bag around the corner, asking whether he was fooled.
- Spoof Aesop: All over the place. The lesson Calvin learned about the snow goon incident was "Snow goons are bad news." He then lampshades that one with a comment to the effect that he prefers morals that don't actually suggest a change to his behavior.
- Spraying Drink from Nose: Calvin attempts to explain why something that happened at school was so funny, before ultimately admitting it was because it caused milk to shoot out of a kid's nose.
- Squirrels in My Pants: Subverted: Calvin actually had a hole in his pocket that some pennies dropped through.
- Stable Time Loop: Shamelessly subverted: Calvin goes two hours forward to try to get an essay that he should have written assuming that he got it done, only to discover that his future self did the same thing two hours ago to no avail. Rather than giving up, they then decide to go back in time with the intention of beating up Calvin's self from somewhere in the middle for the same reason. While all this is worked out, past and future Hobbes both write a story about the whole time travel debacle, and it gets an A+.
- Starfish Aliens: With Calvin's imagination? You bet. A lot of his aliens end up having rather human personalities, though.
- Stealth Insult:
- Hobbes gets in a lot of these. One example, from a strip where Calvin made wings for himself out of construction paper:Hobbes: If paper feathers are all it takes to fly, don't you think we'd have heard about it before?
Calvin: It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes.
Hobbes: I'd agree with that.
- And a more blatant example, after Calvin cannot find the marbles he'd been playing with:Calvin: I've lost my marbles.
Hobbes: [with a huge grin] Everyone suspected as much.
Calvin: Well, I hope somebody finds them, then.
(Cut to nighttime, when both are in bed and the realization suddenly dawns on Calvin)
Calvin: [angrily] HEY!
- The same joke, substituting an incomplete set of playing cards for marbles, is used in the next strip:Calvin: "I'm not playing with a full deck!"
- Hobbes gets in a lot of these. One example, from a strip where Calvin made wings for himself out of construction paper:
- Stop Copying Me: A few examples. When Calvin does it to Hobbes, he is stopped by Hobbes quoting from an incomprehensible philosophy text. (But first he tries insulting himself, and Calvin answers, "At least you have the courage to admit it.)
- When Calvin does it to his dad, his dad stops him by saying, "I forfeit all my desserts for a week." So Calvin accepts his dad's "forfeited" desserts.
- Story Arc: One of the regular features of the strip, to the point where there were probably more of them during its run than there were one-shot gags.
- Straw Nihilist: Calvin has some moments like this: "The problem with people is that they don't look at the big picture. Eventually, we're each going to die, our species will go extinct, the Sun will explode, and the Universe will collapse. Existence isn't only temporary, it's pointless! We're all doomed, and worse, nothing matters!" Of course, he's using this as an excuse to not do his homework.
Calvin: Suppose there's no afterlife. Suppose this life is all you get.Beat as Hobbes looks around.
- Hobbes can usually be counted on to issue a retort to these grumblings:
- Suckiness Is Painful: At least in Calvin's mind, in which his parents' cooking is portrayed as inedible sludge at best and small-scale Eldritch Abominations at worst.
- Sunday Strip: After doing normal Sunday strips for the first few years of the series ("normal" meaning in this case that they were designed so that the first two or three panels could be left off at the discretion of individual page editors without changing too much,) Watterson negotiated the right to lay out his Sunday strips however he wanted. This resulted in unique strips, such as some with only three panels (an inset in the top left, the joke itself as a panorama, and a small punchline in the bottom right, like the "Tyrannosaurs in F-14s" strip mentioned above and some strips with dozens of panels.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: Calvin, on numerous occasions.
- Superheroes Wear Capes:
- Calvin and Hobbes presents: "This is a job for..."
- Outside of the above example, one of Calvin's alter-egos, Stupendous Man, also wears a cape.
- Symbol Swearing: Used exactly once, when Calvin spells "be" in Scrabble and is frustrated that it's only worth two points.
- Take Our Word for It: Calvin's favorite bedtime story, "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie." As Bill Watterson explains in the comic's 10th anniversary book, "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie (like the Noodle Incident I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous."
- And taken to another level where Calvin's father is frustrated with Calvin wanting to hear the story every night despite having heard it enough to have the whole thing memorized, so he changes it a bit. The only clue we get is a terrified Hobbes asking Calvin "Do you think the townspeople will ever find Hamster Huey's head?"
- Maybe inspired by Emil, who's Calvin a hundred years earlier, and has been involved in one incident the narrator repeatedly informs us he or she "Has promised the parents not to talk about."
- Take That!: Bill Watterson has used Calvin and Hobbes to mock modern art, art criticism, and superhero comic books. Either Calvin uses phrases copied verbatim from art journals to describe his snow men, or his breathless praises of comic books as an art form are interrupted by comments like: "Oh no, Captain Steroid's getting his kidneys punched out with an I-beam!" Watterson's career peaked during the Dark Age of western comics, which likely influenced his opinions quite a bit, but as to why he didn't seek out fellow "comics can be art" proponents such as Dave Sim and Scott McCloud and join up with the Graphic Novel movement is a mystery.
"I have committed other thefts with a clean and unfettered conscience. Garfield was too calculated and too successful not to freely raid for illicit character cameos. Calvin and Hobbes was too good not to. Calvin creator Bill Watterson took these thefts in stride and retaliated in private with devastatingly effective illustrated salvos, hitting me in my most vulnerable places. Bill's sketch is an editorial comment on my addiction to the expensive sport of power boating and the moral compromises needed to fund it. That's me doing the kicking. The chap on the dock represents my cartoon syndicate boss, which says it all, methinks."
- Watterson directed a few Take Thats at Garfield creator Jim Davis over the years. In a rare 1987 interview, he harshly condemned Davis' comic strip U.S. Acres, calling it stupid and badly done. In The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book, Watterson extensively discusses why he hates merchandising, and how it robs a comic strip of its heart and soul. He even writes about how a cartoonist risks becoming a "factory foreman," remarking on how he went into cartooning "to draw cartoons, not to run a corporate empire." He disgustedly remarks on how he would have sold out his own creation if he'd done this. Given the context, it was pretty clear who he was talking about. Granted, since Jim Davis stated that he created Garfield for the purpose of making money, and probably didn't intend there to be much of that deeper significance in which Watterson puts so much stock, it's unlikely that Watterson would have liked it anyway.
- Bill Watterson's foreword to Bill Amend's first FoxTrot book is an extended take that against Jim Davis. For example, Watterson champions Quincy the Iguana for not thinking "the cute thoughts that quickly get most comic strip animals in the greeting card business."
- Watterson had Calvin reading from Chewing, a magazine that rated chewing gums in excruciating detail (e.g., "[T]he top five brands of chewing gum based on flavor retention, elasticity, bubble capacity, and chewing rebound,") offered advice for chewing it, and otherwise was a spot-on parody of every review mag. Specifically, Watterson based Chewing off a lot of bicycling magazines he'd read.
- Watterson made several strips with subtle jabs at his editors and the syndication people.
- There is a Take That related to Calvin and Hobbes, although not in the strip itself. For strips in Bloom County that parodied cartoon cats that featured characters such as Garfield and Hobbes, Bill Watterson retaliated hilariously with this comic◊. In response Berkeley Breathed said this:
- In one comic Calvin talks about wanting to be a talk radio host. It ends with him saying "Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year-old!" The strip in question was published in 1994, right around when Rush Limbaugh was first beginning to attract a wide audience.
- Watterson has very choice words about his disdain for "graphic novels" in the collection books. Given what Watterson says about the term "graphic novel" in the Tenth Anniversary Book, it's possible he had a very cynical viewpoint of the term and had his impressions of comic books too colored by the contemporary examples he had in front of him to listen to anyone talking about it being a legitimate art form.
- In one strip, he also took a jab at comic book collectors of the time, which eventually became vindicated by the comic industry crash of the mid-90's, which was in part caused by the oversaturation of the market with worthless "collectors" comics.
- Watterson makes it clear in the collection books that the appeal of sports is completely lost on him, which is also best summed up by the cruel treatment Calvin goes through during the baseball arc.
- Talking Heads: in one strip, Watterson complains about the prevalence of this in Newspaper Comics. (Because it's Watterson, the strip's art is identical in all four panels, and the character who brings it up is Calvin's curmudgeonly grandfather.)
- Talking Is a Free Action: All of Calvin's fantasies are narrated by himself out loud and no-one else in them notice or care.
- Teachers out of School: At one point Calvin's mom mentions seeing his teacher Ms. Wormwood at the supermarket. Calvin remarks that he just kind of assumed that teachers slept in coffins all summer.
- Technically a Smile: Calvin does a grotesquely awful/hilarious one for a photograph.
- Tell Him I'm Not Speaking to Him: Calvin's mother drifts into this following a terrible camping holiday.Calvin's Mother: Calvin, tell your father that any judge would take this trip as grounds for divorce.
Calvin: Dad, Mom says...
- Thought Aversion Failure:Hobbes: A bee landed on your back!Calvin: A bee?! Acckk! Get it away!!Hobbes: Don't move, and it won't sting you. Just stand still and try not to imagine that it might very well crawl down your shirt and into your pants!(Calvin jumps into the air, screaming)Hobbes: He imagined it.
- That Cloud Looks Like...:
- Calvin once saw a cloud that looked like himself sticking his tongue out.
- Another time, he saw one that did an "impression" of a duck.
- In yet another strip, Susie asks Calvin what a cloud looks like to him. He replies, "a bunch of suspended water and ice particles."
- That's No Moon!: Used in the Spaceman Spiff stories.
- Things That Go "Bump" in the Night: Calvin often has to battle with the monsters under his bed.
- Third-Person Person: Most of Calvin's alter-egos would narrate their own adventures in the third person (and in present tense,) Tracer Bullet being the exception.
- "Also, Calvin the Bold will now refer to himself in the third person."
- Tickertape Parade: In one comic, Calvin has an Imagine Spot where he's thrown a tickertape parade for getting an A.
- Time and Relative Dimensions in Space: All of the 'time-travel' arcs.
- Title Drop: Inverted. The collections were named after quotes from the strips (like "Revenge of the Baby Sat" and "Scientific Progress Goes 'Boink.'")
- Title: The Adaptation: Calvin is given a homework assignment in which he has to write a paragraph on what his father does. He titles it "Dad: The Paragraph.""What does my dad do? Mostly he gets on my nerves. The end."
- Toilet Paper Prank: Calvin remarks on his dad's enjoyment of Halloween. It turns out he likes to "sit in the bushes with the hose and drench potential tp'ers."
- Too Dumb to Live: Day after day, Calvin would announce his return from school at the front door with a loud "I'M HO-OME!" ...Only to realize too late (if he remembered at all) that this was always the signal for Hobbes to violently pounce on him. (The few times he tried to change the outcome, his plan would either not work or would backfire in a horribly unexpected way.)
- Except for one time, Calvin yells "I'm home!" before opening the door. Hobbes instinctively jumps and crashes his head into the door. Calvin happily walks in without injury.
- That's light compared to Calvin's other bone-headed stunts. He once tried to fly with construction paper feathers taped to his arms and had Hobbes throw him off a cliff, where he crashed PAINFULLY. Next he jumped out of his bedroom window using a bed sheet as a make-shift parachute thinking he'll float down. He doesn't, and falls like a rock, right onto ROSE BUSHES.
- To Serve Man:
- Spaceman Spiff sometimes views aliens as this. One time he finds out that a certain planet's McZargald's has served over 75 million Earthlingburgers.
- "Goldilocks and the Three Tigers."Dad (reading Hobbes' story): "The tigers quickly divided Goldilocks into big, medium, and small pieces and dunked them in the porridge—" I'm not finishing this, it's disgusting! Good night!Calvin: He didn't even look at our illustrations.Hobbes: Now I'm all hungry.
- Totem Pole Trench: They try this to sneak into a movie theater on their own. With Hobbes as the head, leading the ticket lady to say "This is a new one."
- To the Batnoun!: In a memorable strip, Calvin wonders out loud why his heroes don't fight realistic villains. Hobbes suggests that the fights would involve writing letters to the editor and so forth. As Calvin says that he sees the problem, Hobbes ends the strip with the line "Quick! To the Bat-Fax!"
- Toxic Waste Can Do Anything: Referenced in a comic where Calvin's dad gets him to eat his Mom's cooking by telling him that it is "toxic waste that will turn [him] into a mutant".
- Trademark Favorite Food: Hobbes loves tuna note , Calvin likes Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
- Mom loves coffee, and it's implied that Dad likes healthy food, if for its benefits if not its taste.
- Trailer Park Tornado Magnet: In one strip where Calvin pretends to be a tornado while messing up his room, the narration reads "The twister searches for a trailer park! Finding one, it touches down!"
- Transformation Ray: The various Transmogrifiers.
- Tree Cover: Calvin does this a lot, mostly to Susie.
- Treehouse of Fun: Calvin and Hobbes hold their G.R.O.S.S. meetings in one.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible:
- One strip about "high" art versus "low" art is a logic train that borders on insanity.
- Watterson mentions that he once read an art book that was so packed with postmodern gibberish that he started underlining passages for later use.
- In-universe, Calvin himself sometimes applies this approach to his snow sculptures.
- Truth in Television: INFP personalities tend to be described as Calvin.INFP children often exhibit this in a 'Calvin and Hobbes' fashion, switching from reality to fantasy and back again. With few exceptions, it is the NF child who readily develops imaginary playmates...
- Tsundere: Word of God attributes traits consistent with the two major subtypes to Calvin (tsun-tsun type) and Susie (dere-dere type.)
- Unnamed Parent: Calvin's parents are just Mom and Dad, or "dear" to each other. Word of God says they have no names, because "as far as the strip is concerned, they are important simply as Calvin's mom and dad." This results in a near-total lack of "on-screen" relatives for Calvin (save one Uncle Max,) since they could never address Calvin's parents by name.
- As the strip went on Watterson broke his own rule, and fleshed Calvin's parents out more and more, sometimes writing strips where Calvin and Hobbes don't appear at all. See A Day in the Limelight. (They still didn't get names, though.)
- Unreliable Narrator: Calvin usually portrays himself as being a victim when there are times he's not, Played for Laughs. It's possible that the Free-Range Children is a case of this; even though Calvin appears to live behind a forest, it looks practically like a national park.
- Unsound Effect: Calvin's galoshes going "galosh galosh galosh," for one, which causes him to stop and look up in confusion.
- Inverted in another strip, where he and Hobbes go spelunking... That is, heaving rocks into a pond so they go "spelunk!"
- Unusual Euphemism: Calvin's dad, after dropping a Christmas present on his foot: "Slippin'-rippin'-dang-fang-rotten-zarg-barg-a-ding-dong!" However, this may be Translation Convention from genuine swearing.
- Spaceman Spiff talks like a B-movie hero. "Zounds!"
- "Zounds" is actually a 16th century curse word, abbreviated from "God's wounds!" Much like saying "holy cow" instead of taking the Lord's name in vain, it was a curse that was changed to a less blasphemously offensive form.
- [Verb] This!: In one of Calvin's comics, in response to a character's assertion that he is merely toying with her, Amazon Girl yells: "Toy with this!" and uses a hyper-phase distortion blaster to blast a spine-shattering hole through his torso.
- Viewers Are Geniuses: Though there's quite enough childish humor to balance it out.
- A Villain Named Zrg: Evil aliens encountered by Spaceman Spiff include Zorgs, Zargs, Zorkons, Zogwargs, and Zogs.
- Visual Pun: In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes toast to their friendship... And then chow down on some toast.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Our heroes sometimes come across this way, particularly with the number of fights they get into, the times Hobbes tackles or outright tries to prey on Calvin, the insults they often exchange, and so forth.
- Calvin and Susie are also this. Despite their cycle of Calvin being a smart-aleck or trying to pelt her with snowballs and ending with Susie KO'ing him, they still hang out together very often; for instance, when Calvin is forced outside by his dad after watching Saturday morning TV, he immediately goes to Susie's, who happily invites him in.
- Volleying Insults: Very frequently.
- Volumetric Mouth: Used a fair amount of times, in the vein of the Trope Codifier Peanuts.
- Watterson even noted this when reviewing a biography of Schultz.
- Hobbes asserts during a time travel arc that "Drawing Calvin is easy! You just make a big mouth and add some hair!"
- Wanting Is Better Than Having:
- Invoked by Hobbes when Calvin sent away for a motorized propeller beanie. While he restlessly waits the six weeks for the beanie to arrive, Calvin keeps dreaming about how he'll be able to use it to fly around the neighborhood. When it arrives, it turns out to be an ordinary beanie with a propeller.
- Another has the pair on one of their dangerous wagon-riding adventures while Calvin argues that having is much better than wanting, and he can't think of anything he would rather have later than right away. Hobbes says: "Death comes to mind" as the wagon careens off a cliff.
- In another strip, Calvin muses on the idea that when you get something it's new and exciting, but that when you have something it's old and boring, concluding that it's important to keep getting new things. Hobbes remarks: "I feel like I'm in some advertiser's dream."
- One Sunday strip had Dad try to instill this moral to Calvin while waiting for the charcoal in the grill to get hot. Calvin, being 6 years old and virtually incapable of patience, disagreed.
- Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma: In the story arc where Calvin pushes his mom's car out of the garage, Hobbes says: "I think you're mom's going to be bothered."
- Warrior Poet: Parodied, as Calvin takes his snowball and water balloon fights very seriously. See quote above at Little Miss Snarker.
- Wasteful Wishing: Subverted. Calvin asks Hobbes what he'd wish for; Hobbes says he wants a sandwich. Calvin doesn't understand why and wishes for enormous wealth. Hobbes gets his wish, and Calvin obviously does not.
- Watching the Sunset: And missing lots of great shows.
- To be more specific; Dad loves this trope. Calvin does not.
- Wet Cement Gag: A strip had the duo find some freshly-poured cement and apparently sat in it offscreen, only to find out that it would dry very quickly.
- Wham Line: The infamous burglary storyline starts out seemingly just being about Calvin missing Hobbes when he forgets to being him along to a wedding. Then when the family returns from their trip...
- Dad: Gosh, it's drafty in here...
Calvin: The window's smashed! Look at the glass!
Mom: SOMEBODY BROKE IN!!
- In the baseball storyline, after Calvin is cruelly yelled at by the other kids for making their team lose.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: After the story arc in which there is a break-in to Calvin's house, nothing is ever said of it again. Although the family eventually get a new TV to replace the one that was stolen, it's never mentioned if the burglars were caught.
- When It All Began: The very first strips show how Calvin 'caught' Hobbes in a tiger trap baited with tuna fish. Watterson would mention regretting this in the 10th Anniversery collection, as he had felt the need to "explain" how Calvin met Hobbes when the strip started, but eventually felt it ruined the ambiguity.
- Where the Hell Is Springfield?: We're never told precisely where Calvin and co. reside, but it's presumably an outer suburb (with access to woods, fields, and other more rural areas) near some Midwestern U.S. city. And an hour and a half's drive away from the coast.
In The Essential Calvin and Hobbes, which includes cartoons from the collections Calvin and Hobbes and Something Under the Bed is Drooling, the back cover features a scene of a giant Calvin rampaging through a town. The scene is based on Watterson's home town of Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and Calvin is holding the Chagrin Falls Popcorn Shop, an iconic candy and ice cream shop overlooking the town's namesake falls. More evidence of Ohio is the fact that Calvin's treehouse is in a buckeye tree. Ohio is the Buckeye State.
- In one strip, Calvin and Hobbes determine from an atlas that they live in a big, purple country and their house is right next to the giant letter "E" in the word "States."note
- It's Chagrin Falls, Ohio:
- "Where? Where?": In this strip.
- Wild Take: Both Calvin and Hobbes are prone to these.
- William Telling: In one strip where Calvin tries to knock a snowball off a snowman's head. (He accuses the snowman of flinching when he misses.)
- Wish Fulfillment: If looked at in a certain context (and taking note of the numerous clues sprinkled throughout,) the strip is Bill Watterson wishing he was still a kid growing up in the Sixties.
- A Wizard Did It: Invoked by Calvin's dad when Calvin is curious about how vacuum cleaners and lightbulbs work; Dad tells him, "They're both magic." Calvin is unconvinced and replies, "You just don't KNOW how they work, I'll bet."
- Women Are Wiser:
- Susie includes this in her imaginings of what adult married life would be like. Then again, she imagines herself married to Calvin, so...
- Calvin's mom is also this, especially when dealing with her husband's obsessions such as camping and biking. However, the relationship between Calvin's parents is completely (and hilariously) inverted in one strip where Calvin leaves Hobbes in the woods:Calvin's Mom: Any luck?Calvin's Dad: Of course not! How am I going to find a stuffed tiger in the woods at night? Why can't Calvin keep track of his toys? I must be crazy to be out here...Calvin's Mom: (calling out loud) HO-O-O-BBES!(realizing what she just did, with an extremely embarrassed look on her face)Calvin's Mom: Oops. Heh heh.Calvin's Dad: I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you.
- Word-Salad Humor: The September 1, 1992 strip:Calvin: Hey Dad. Know what I figured out? The meaning of words isn't a fixed thing! Any word can mean anything! By giving words new meanings, ordinary English can become an exclusionary code! Two generations can be divided by the same language! To that end, I'll be inventing new definitions for common words, so we'll be unable to communicate. Don't you think that's totally spam? It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing.Father: (Making the peace sign) Marvy. Fab. Far out.
- "Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words." "Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz."
- The Worf Barrage: As Spaceman Spiff, Calvin's Ray Gun is never effective as a weapon, because the people he's imagining are monsters aren't playing along. At best, he has a water pistol or dart gun in reality, and manages to annoy his "foe."
- World of Snark: Nearly every main character has many sarcastic moments, though some of them more so than others.
- World's Shortest Book:Calvin: On today's agenda, we'll make a list of what girls are good for. Obviously this will be a short meeting!
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Susie pulls this on Calvin after he hits her with a snowball:Calvin: Ha ha! I gotcha, you dumb girl!!Susie: AUGHH! MY EYEBALL! WHERE'S MY EYEBALL?!Calvin: What are you talking about? I hit you in the back.Susie: It knocked my eyeball out! Find it and pack it in snow so they can save it! Ow! Ow!Calvin: (bends over to look for it) Gosh, did you really lose your eyeball? I didn't know they came out! Wow. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to knock it out. Can I see the socket? Boy, where do you suppose it rolled.Susie: (kicking him in the backside) SOMEWHERE OVER THERE, POOP HEAD!!
- Writers Cannot Do Math: Hobbes cites a statistic that claims that by the age of six, the average child has seen a million murders on television. That's over 456 per day.
- That could just as easily be Hobbes being bad at math or making up a statistic.
- Write What You Know: In-universe, this is the reason Calvin gives a bemused Hobbes for his attempt to use "man who flicks through channels with a remote control" as a trope in a story he writes.
- Yes Virginia: Defied. An early strip actually depicts Calvin's parents setting out presents for him on Christmas. Some Imagine Spots depict Santa Claus, but there is never any proof given that Santa Claus might be real.
- There was that time Santa Claus watched him from the North Pole while deciding whether he was "good" or not but this seems to end up being Calvin's imagination. Calvin even hung a lampshade on it once by asking why Santa doesn't just reveal himself, and even compares it to God.
- There's also the strip where Calvin's dad hints that Santa would rather have a beer left out for him than milk and cookies.