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Augustus - The Enigmatic Greek Philosopher
"I sweven an unspeakable regression throughout all of human civilization, it is forsooth a deep, ominous menace. Our phronitestery auspiciously have meticulously assembled a plan to resolve this superfluous, redundant quandary. Now I shall inquire, what is your beloved initiative with regards to how all of us, as homo sapiens, ought to resolutely reconcile this trifling matter?"A Greek philosopher who enjoys analyzing people (particularly the "Western World") and studying in his "phrontistery."
Big-Daddy - The Pimp Daddy Wannabe
"Yo, mothafokas! Big-Daddy is here now, and the ladies b droolin'?"An aspiring rapper who wants to get all the ladies and record a new rap album.
David - The Naive Farmer Boy
"God says the world is a beautiful place…a place with plenty of good people, I don't think anyone here would lie to me or hurt me, but some evil people too…but Momma says all evil people go to Hell, no matter what. Unless they pray for forgiveness, then they get another chance."An Amish farmer boy from Kansas who works harder, but is very naive about the real world.
Felicity - The Faux Sweet Party Animal
"I really hate to see people all sad. Everybody should be like happy and have colorfulness and stuff!"
"Hanging out with those fucking losers was such a waste of my bloody time. I literally wanted to kill myself, no joke. That shithead Jacob is more disgusting then a fucking sewer rat, and he thinks I actually like him. He wishes he'd rub that fucking small cock of his against my big tits. Jazmin is a fucking bitch who needs to get laid, I mean seriously. Her skinny flat-chested black ass thinks she's all that, she's the reason why I fucking hate niggers. These teapots need to be exterminated from the Earth. As for David, he must be mentally retarded or something, and I cannot fucking stand mental retarded people. Retards should all kill themselves. Seriously, I can't stand any of these idiots!"A British party animal who is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet! She is sweeter than bubblegum! She is also a slutty, racist, backstabbing, manipulative bitch who doesn't give a fuck about nobody and would care less if they died.
Genevieve - The Prima Donna
"This is all too easy. I know for fact that the majority are by my side and are willing to kiss up to me. I'm supposed to be kissed up too, hello? I'm a five-star celebrity, the camera, the attention, the devotion. All belongs to me, nilch goes to my foolish followers."A narcissistic celebrity from Hollywood who thinks it's all about her.
Hayley - The Effeminate Drag Queen
"Hey girls and boys! Hayley is here, Hayley the fantastical performer has arrived with such beautiful bliss!"An effeminate crossdresser who aspires to become a Broadway actor and enjoys playing different roles every day.
Jacob - The Perverted Ladies Man
"Dude, when I call a chick hot, that means she's really sexy. Especially Felicity, look at her tits man."A serious pervert who is looking for that special someone.
Jazmin - The Gossip Girl
"Umm, thank you. You seem…interesting? This island is so quiet and boring. What's the matter with you people?"A gossip columnist who seeks the latest dramatic incidents to record them for her school newspaper.
Lois - The No-Nonsense Sarcastic Girl
"Woohoo! I am so excited for another day in Camp Ramshackle and chains! Yeah, no."A lonely, no-nonsense sarcastic girl who wants to stay under-the-radar to avoid drama.
Michele - The Genre-Savvy Surfer Strategist
"My strategy is fifty-percent emotion, fifty-percent pragmatism, and in order to truly survive, you have to balance the two."A surfer strategist who has prior knowledge of reality competition strategy.
Paisley - The Dedicated Environmentalist
"Our world is filled with arrogant people who only care about themselves! They trash nature, cut down our trees and litter the beaches! I opposed this for too long and it is my duty to help the world with team effort and a responsible mindset!"A headstrong environmentalist who clearly wants to make a difference, but can be a bit forceful with her beliefs.
Blake - The Cocky Showoff
"“Psh, I didn't sign up to make friends. I got friends that worship me back home. I already have the ladies drooling over me, point is, I'm winning, and you weirdos can't do shit. I mean, look at you guys. Like that…thing over there.”An overconfident guy who believes that his superior "assets" will help him win easily.
Ethelinda - The Elderly Mage
"My name is Ethelinda von Valmantia. I do not originate from this planet we Ithicans identify as Earth. I am a human being with a soul, like you. The difference is, our worlds are significantly distinctive. Your world relies on the realistic means of solving common problems. Ours rely on what this world consider unreal supernatural abilities."An elderly mage with a gothic appearance who claims that she comes from Ithika, a planet who relies on magic instead of common sense.
Iris - The Macabre Little Red Riding Hood
"I eat owls, and crickets all the time! Muehehehehe! Last week, I ate my dead grandpa's liver! It was so good! That was after I overdosed on cocaine. My dad gives me cocaine when I finish doing my chores! No joke, muehehehe! That stuff is so good for you!"A very disturbing, mentally scarred girl who resembles Little Red Riding Hood.
Kat - The Runaway
"“Being a runaway…both interesting and painful. Only us escapees truly know what it feels like, the counselors and their know-it-all talk, blah blah blah, parents are right all the time, we're the dumbasses. I hear that all the time and it pisses me off, oh well. I just have to live my life now, and try to survive high school without being figured out. That's the hardest part, that and trying to find a place to live."A girl who ran away from her parents and is struggling to survive in the city streets.
Mason - The Marines Cadet
"By the end of the show, I want everyone especially Blake to leave with respect, responsibility and integrity. Basically all the seven core values I was taught. I know deep down they have potential to be good men, they just need more discipline."A military cadet who serves as a benevolent father figure and teach his teammates responsibility and respect.
Nigel - The Mysterious Chillaxed Guy
"I'm more of a listener then a talker."A mysterious, chillaxed silent guy who analyzes people and helps his team out at times.
Seth - The Garage Musician
"I better not hear a single person on this show sing "songs" from Katy Perry, Lady Gaga or LMFAO, or they'll regret that they did it in the first place."An antisocial rock musician who wants to win to help his garage band "The Grudge" out of debt.
Stephanie - The Small Town Girl
" I look at all these independent women who live in the city, with their careers and aspirations in the palm of their hand. I want to be like them, they are my biggest inspiration and motivation to push me to work harder and harder."An ambitious girl who comes from a small town in California who wants to move to the big city to achieve her dreams.
Tania - The Sweet, Quirky Girl
"Being normal is so overrated. It's so boring, you can't ever have fun."A quirky, optimistic girl who loves to be random and wishes to make friends.
Thomas - The Wallflower
"I never could make friends, it's hard. I don't think I'll ever have one, to be honest."A socially awkward guy who is genuinely afraid of other people due to his past experiences.
Zayden - The Lazy Hermit
"Uh, so I had this dream…I was eating pizza with a bunch of people. It was so cool, man. Pepperoni makes you reflect about a bunch of stuff…yeah."A couch potato who likes to chill at home all day.