Awesome / Empowered

  • There's usually a Crowning Moment of Awesome at the end of each volume. Emp rescuing ThugBoy, Emp rescuing Ninjette, Emp defeating dWARf! and Emp defeating Deathmonger, and single-handedly rescuing everyone else he had captured.
  • Emp finally manages to take down a super-villain on her own... using nothing but a torn-off scrap of her ultra-clingy super-suit.
  • Not to mention in Volume 3, when Emp saves Ninjette- Ninjette people, the woman who had just single-handedly dropped several powerful ninja while dosed up with sleeping poison- by dropping out of nowhere and blasting them to kingdom come with an insanely powerful blast.
    • Speaking of said sleeping poison, let's not forget Ninjette slaughtering a small army of ninja assassins after being dosed with it and in steadily increasing states of tied up.
    • And, to top Emp's rescue off, ThugBoy shows up and headshots the last one still alive and attempting to attack the two.
  • And in Volume 4, she gets not one, but *three* such moments in the last story. First, she rallies the few people there still capable of fighting to defend the depowered supers. Then, she beats down the traitorous dWARF/Fleshmaster - using a glorious bit of I Am Not Left-Handed in the process, asserting her nature with a Shut Up, Hannibal!/You Suck speech in the process, and finally says that when and if she wins an award, it's going to be a genuine one. All of this despite knowing that she'd been set up for a Carrie-at-the-prom prank.
    Empowered: I do this stupid job because I'm fucking Driven to do it!
    Empowered: Unlike You, I do this stupid, Stupid job because—
    Empowered: Because... This... Is... What... I... AM!!!
  • Volume 6. Deathmonger. "Mong this, motherfucker."
    • "Fehh yourself, asshole," was a perfect send-off for that monster.
    • This particular achievement needs to be enshrined in its proper context: when one of the most feared heavy-hitter supervillains in the world raids the Superhomies' crib and kidnaps a bunch of the superdead, Emp rallies the survivors (Maidman and Rubbernecker), and shakes Sistah Spooky out of her BSOD to track down Deathmonger's hideout, while she single-handedly deduces how Deathmonger found out about Phallik's revival so quickly and threatens his mole into helping lure Deathmonger out of his hideout. She formulates the plan to have Ninjette distract Deathmonger and she leads the assault into his base to rescue the superdead. When Deathmonger returns too early she fights well in the ensuing battle and eventually deals the decisive blow to him herself, before escaping with not only her friends and the superdead she came to rescue, but several other superdead (we at least see her rescuing Strapping Buck and Gooey Samaritan), leaving Deathmonger to be Hoist by His Own Petard. Planning and carrying out the operation to rescue not only the kidnap victims but also a number of other prisoners while taking out one of the biggest villains in the business at the same time? That'd be a good day's work for Superman!
      • How about the fact that Deathmonger actually admits - albeit to himself, not to Emp - that he should have taken her more seriously? That coming from a guy we know to have been previously taken down only by all the Superhomeys at once is pretty impressive.
  • In Vol 7 Ninjette and Oyuki taking on the rest of the Ayamaki clan, starting with counter-ambushing their ambush using Yuki-chan as a decoy-Ninjette (complete with a wig stapled to her head!) along with a bomb to blow the majority of them up. After narrowing it down to just a handful, Oyuki bows out stating she offered to kill "three" of the Ayamaki clan, leaving Ninjette to face Yuki, her boyfriend and his best friend alone. After getting stabbed in the hand, shoulder and tied up in chains Ninjette reveals that Yuki's been cheating on her boyfriend with his best friend for months now, having gotten her drunk and interrogated her. She then uses the confusion to use a jutsu to make Yuki-chan spontaneously combust and then finishes off her boyfriend and his buddy while they're trying to put out the fire.
    • Ninjette getting Oyuki to call her "hime-sama".
    • The Super Dead all get one when the Homies return to find the place trashed from the fight with Deathmonger. After Emp explains the situation and Major Havoc goes on another one of his rants saying how useless she is, both Ninjette and Maidman jump to her defense, but Havoc forces them to admit that they were either unconscious or Bound and Gagged. Then all of the Super Dead chime in saying they witnessed the whole thing and call out the Homies for ignoring their needs and leaving Emp alone in the first place to go to a meeting. They also demand that Emp be their representative for Super Dead issues. After so many of Emp's victories coming back to bite her the next volume, it's great to see a situation where she comes out on top.
  • Emp versus the titular supervillains of the special Animal Style. She not only provided the ultimate deconstruction of the superpowered version of Car Fu (throwing the car) as wasteful (throwing just the engine block does much more damage due to the density of it, and the rest of the car can be used in other ways), but utterly trashed six villains in Power Armor in ways that were not covered by their warranties, and sent their boss in a full blown Villainous Breakdown over losing to her.
  • Also a CMOF: Ninjette once consummated another ninja's marriage disguised as the groom. Oyuki mentions this earned her a status as Memetic Badass: nobody still has any idea on how she was able to pull it off.
  • In volume 8, Emp has literally gone to hell and back with Spooky to try and save MindFuck;, kicking the crap out of Spooky's demonic service provider and successfully defying Spooky's Senseless Sacrifice in the process. According to Spooky, this was impossible... And yet, she did it.
    • It's preceded by Emp's quiet badassery beforehand. Spooky is about to do some career-ending, certain-death shit but can't open the portal without Emp's help. When Spooky explains her reason for going on this insane mission, instead of answering, Emp strides over without hesitation and opens it. She then invites herself along.
    • During all of this in volume 8, Spooky reveals (to the readers but not Emp) that the constant bondage and humiliation Emp suffers every day is because Spooky jealously cast spells driving supervillains to tie up Emp every chance they got. But then the guilt of what she did drove Spooky to try and reverse that spell, only to find out that the bondage urge couldn't go away. Even Spooky can't understand why or how Emp is able to even get up in the morning and do what she does. Essentially meaning that Emp's continued persistence to be a superhero is out of sheer willpower that even magic can't overcome.
  • Volume 9 brings about the culmination of several long-brewing plot points, including Manny's reappearance following the Capeys debacle and his abduction of dWarf!/Fleshmaster and Emp's long-standing issues with her teammates and the incidents making a black mark on her reputation, such as her connections with the Supradead and Deathmonger and the last volume's finale. Threatened with being put on ice because of her problematic status, Emp is instead abducted and put through a day from hell facing off against a veritable horde of supervillains, including a revitalised Fleshmaster and a returned-from-the-dead Deathmonger. The latter actively enacts a truce with Emp, of all things, because Deathmonger's actively friendly with Manny. And once she isn't actively being ambushed, Emp rips through Fleshmaster like he was nothing more than wet tissue paper, with the assistance of alien hardware. With this all recorded, she then takes it back to the same committee who sentenced her to cryogenic imprisonment and uses it to actively prove her innocence in everything going back to the Capeys night, and then demands that she is either made a full member of the team or she quits. This leaves the other bigwigs on the committee suitably impressed that it really looks like Emp's reputation might have reached a turning point. While short and featuring a heartbreaking Bittersweet Ending, Volume 9 has things looking up for Emp, in the end.
    • Also the Super Homeys find out that they've become one of the top-ranked hero groups on the planet due to incredibly accurate and up-to-date intel on villain activity, something they weren't even aware of. Turns out Emp has eidetic memory and good hearing, so that every time she'd been captured and tied up, she overheard every Evil Gloating tirade by her captors and returned to the Homeys' database to plug in what she learned. Emp even uses her incredible memory and attention to detail to consistently undermine and freak out the supervillains' fighting each other over using Emp's access to high-grade alien tech. Including pretending to be possessed by the "ghost" of a supervillain who had died in an abandoned villain lair that Emp recognized to scare one team of captors into fleeing for their lives.
    • The Reveal of the above, complete with Emp finally getting a chance to indulge herself in some Large Ham Evil Gloating over her beaten opponents (complete with Evil Laugh,) is actually made more awesome by the fact that her big speech is an Imagine Spot and she doesn't let her enemy know how badly he and so many other villains have been utterly outmaneouvred. It emphasises the difference between Emp and so many of her enemies and so-called allies that she does not have some pathological need to be feared/admired, and won't waste time or sacrifice an advantage just for the sake of showing off.
    • During their respective hearings before the executive council, both Emp and Sistah Spooky had some awesome moments: as jerks as they were, the members of the council couldn't help but admire how she dealt with the Vorpal Sword in the previous volume, and Spooky... Well, she finally admitted to the world that she and Mind*** were lovers, finally denounced her superjerk peers as the asses they are, reminded that, having resigned, she's not contractually subject to their authority, and then teleported out.
    • Emp's "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Ghost Writer.
  • The seventh special "Pew! Pew! Pew!" has supervillain Tentakle go on a rampage against the bank that gave him a service fee too many... And Emp one-shotting him with a streetlight to the head.
    • The special had multiple supervillains go berserk thanks to their Teknofetish-brand superguns, and at the end one of them literally jumped into Emp's hand (ironically right after she told it to the owner of the gun, that she had just defeated). Of course she became pissed at being a punchline without respect... And then obliterated the gun: she was even more furious at it thinking it could manipulate her...