Empowered: Uh... Hello, there! Welcome to my story, okay? It's a story about— well, you'll see what it's about. So, um... enjoy, I guess...?
ThugBoy: Sorry, but I'm not gonna let anyone talk trash about my favorite superhero. Not even my favorite superhero herself.
Ninjette: Can't be a goody-goody superheroine 'cause I don't have a nice, big rack! *urrp*
Major Havoc: 'Scuse me while I cry havoc!
Willy Pete: Then eat a few more pieces of you both... then *** s'more... then keep eatin' an' ***in' an' eatin' an' ***in' 'til you're all gone.
Empowered: Do you seriously expect me to believe that you doofi actually conducted a focus-group test on a bunch of supervillains...? How many of your people died horribly in the process?
