What did I do to end up here? I donate to charity! I collect for charity! I'm nice to people! I'm a nice, all-round decent guy!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.This place reminds me of Texas, only colder.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWuuuh... Can't remember... what did I... Is that a statue of me?
-to chainsaw- Hey, weren't that serial killer who raped his victims bodies? In case you were wondering, I'm the former manager of GM.
I didn't rape them, I burned them!... wait, forget I said that!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Looks at sign.
"...God damn it. Where's Beatrice when you need her?"
edited 26th May '10 3:37:47 PM by Katsuun
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -ImcaHey, a hot tub! -gets into a pool of sulfer-
Me: WEEE, HOME SWEET HOME (Flirts with a succubus.,) hey, babe, how you doing?
edited 26th May '10 3:42:39 PM by Demongodofchaos
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?"Wanders into hell and enters The First Circle, where a crapton of non-Chrisitans wander in eternal failure."
Somebody here should be able to help me. Or get me killed.
edited 26th May '10 3:43:28 PM by Katsuun
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -ImcaWell, it seems no one's waiting for us. I don't know whether to be relieved or worried.
I'm not. touching. anything.
I was born with the impulse to kill! The way my brain was wired meant any choice I had was only an illusion! This is so unfair!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Do you ever stop whining?
The punishments of hell always await those who deserve them. Which is why nobody is hurting me.
"Flash frozen and dragged down deeper into hell."
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -ImcaI'm just following this Virgil guy.
edited 26th May '10 3:45:03 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIMe: I'm here with this HOT ASS SUCCUBUS!
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?So thence you came forth to behold the stars?
edited 26th May '10 3:46:39 PM by Katsuun
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca-is tormenting some of the souls- It's a living
Hello again tropersHuh. So saying "Oh my God" IS a sin, then. This place oughtta be pretty crowded, I guess.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Hey guys, I got tickets to see satan in circle nine! Wanna come along?
Almost makes me wished I had fully read the Divine Comedy. Well, if Dante was right then we could escape down through the bottom of Hell. Maybe...
-puts on sunglasses- let's roll.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAwesome! Do you think I can be his head executioner?
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.I have the Divine Comedy open in front of me right now. We can get out to Purgatory. Also, avoid talking to people or you will get bogged down with long monologues in prose.
edited 26th May '10 3:52:54 PM by Katsuun
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -ImcaMe: Mind if I briong a succubus along. She wants to be my girlfriend all of a sudden.
Succubus: hi.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
-on a sign at the entrance- Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Huh, I'd ask "what are you in for", but right now it's too hot to think straight.
Learn your Hell.
edited 26th May '10 3:37:22 PM by Keybreak