Output: A clear liquid that upon drinking, the Class D personnel must be escorted to Gray Havens by sea (sorry, don't really remember the character and haven't even read the book in a while).
Request: A cup of Sandvich
edited 23rd Jun '10 8:06:23 PM by WartysNeryon
Output: The machine dispenses a cup what appears to be liquefied bread, meat, and lettuce.
Input: A cup of the best tea ever.
Celebrian is an INFAMOUS fanfic of Lord of the Rings. Lets just say it is squick, squick, squick and squick.
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Totally Not a Schoolboy
^^ Output: A cup of tea, preparatory method unknown that was apparently quite delicious. Subjects who drank it immediately began requesting more.
Request: A cup of 2-4-5 Trioxin dissolved in water.
edited 23rd Jun '10 9:11:37 PM by CaptainNapalm
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
Crazed Lawrencian
Result: A clear substance in a beaker; When made to drink it, subject [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject was terminated via flamethrower.
Dr. Clef: Do we really need another 008 on our hands?
Request: A cup of the Internet.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Output: A murky gray liquid that caused subjects who drank it to at once spontaneously gain incredible amounts of knowledge, while becoming incredibly profane and anti-social, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Researchers were encouraged to give SCP-294 less broad requests in order to prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.
Request: A cup of G-Virus safely isolated within an aerogel.
edited 23rd Jun '10 10:14:58 PM by CaptainNapalm
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Crazed Lawrencian
[EXPERIMENT HALTED. OUTPUT INCINERATED.]
Dr. Clef: Are you deaf and blind?
Request: A cup of the SCP Foundation's principles.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Mate Griffon To Mare
Result: A cup of a liquid that, when drank, caused the tester to become aware of all SCP activities. Subject was immediately terminated, but not before he began to display signs of madness.
Request: A cup of Yahoo!Answers
edited 24th Jun '10 6:40:22 AM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
A cup that gives you all the answers in the world.
A cup of Yami Marik.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
The Golden Knight
Output: A cup of smelly black liquid. Upon consumption, the subject began displaying signs of [DATA EXPUNGED]. When further questioned, subject identified himself as "Melvin."
Input: "A cup of awesomesauce."
edited 24th Jun '10 12:29:21 PM by randomguy9
Awesomely random and randomly awesome. My anime list.
Black Inches
Output: A cup of red-brown liquid. When consumed, it was stated to taste like extremely well made soy sauce.
Input: A cup of personal reflection.
Escape.
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Output: A cup of molten glass. When the contents cooled, a mirror-like surface formed on the top layer, enabling subjects to view their own reflections.
Request: A cup of Brawndo.
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
The Golden Knight
Output:A cup of the real life brawndo drink.
Input: A cup of toenails.
edited 24th Jun '10 1:05:57 PM by randomguy9
Awesomely random and randomly awesome. My anime list.
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Output: A cup of liquified keratin, researchers confirmed that the keratin in question appeared to be human in origin and contained numerous genetic signatures.
Input: Something that will kill SCP-835.
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
Output: a black liquid that seems to devour all other matter but the matter that contains it. Occasionally, eyes have been seen inside it. Containment procedures are underway.
Request: A cup of the secret of evolution.
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Output: An apparent hodgepodge of various fluids who compete with each other over nearby resources. Only one fluid is left surviving, and for some reason, it is lemonade.
Request: A cup of STFU
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
A cup of a murky grey liquid that tastes faintly of burnt hair. When ingested, the drinker's mouth immediately closed and their lips fused together until there was no orifice. Subject made numerous muffled cries and screams during this time, and attempted to rip open his own face in order to breathe before dying of asphyxiation. Output was immediately destroyed by research staff.
A cup of Sexual Healing.
edited 24th Jun '10 6:18:32 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Result: A flamboyantly fluid which upon consumption, a Class D personnel member was seen singing "Let's Get It On" and "Heard It Through The Grapevine".
Request A cup of Grog.
Not Literally Me
A cup of Grog (the alcoholic drink).
It was a nautical slang term for some alcoholic drink a few centuries ago, IIRC, but I can't remeber quite what it was.
A cup of redacted data.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
The Golden Knight
Output: A cup of white, pulpy liquid. Upon being consumed by Dr. █████, subject became instantly aware of all redacted SCP data. Guards were ordered to shoot anyone else who who orders anything involving redacted SCP Data.
Dr. █████: I have to say, It was a lot scarier just leaving everything up to your imagination.
Input: A cup of magic.
Awesomely random and randomly awesome. My anime list.
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Output: a cup of a glowing, prismatic liquid that sparkled and churned under its own power. Its chemical properties were not fixed, and changed every time researchers took samples for composition analysis. Unpon ingestion by D-Class personnel, said personnel immediately began to tremble violently, uttering nonsensical phrases in what later analysis revealed to be a panoply of different languages, including Latin, several African click languages and Basque. Subject then [DATA EXPUNGED]; after intial confusion and casualties amongst the guards, the creatures were terminated and the [REDACTED] moved to containment. SCP-classification of output and its numerous byproducts pending.
If I get my hands on whoever ordered that experiment, you're going to wish it was Doctor Clef you were dealing with!—Dr. Dawson.
A cup of Heel Turn, please.
The Danse Macabre Codex
PARTY HARD!!!!
Result: A cup of murky fluid that is tasteless and does nothing to class-d subjects. However one researcher took a sip and immediately attempted to request "magic" from 294. He is currently in containment waiting for the effects to wear off.
Request: A cup of non-volatile awesome.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Calendar enthusiast
Output: A bright red liquid, reported by test subjects as tasting 'awesome'. Test subjects became extremely energetic and gregarious, and several departments reported a general increase in morale when one of them was in the area. Termination officers reported an unwillingness to kill subjects, and the monthly termination had to be carried out by Dr. Clef.
Input: A cup of Dr. Alto Clef.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Output: [EXPERIMENT CANCELLED], the researcher making the request was instructed to refer to the last attempt to request a "cup of Dr. Clef" (see post 57), was threatened with termination if he attempted to request a "cup of Dr. Clef" or any variation thereof in the future.
Request: A cup of Slurm.
edited 28th Jun '10 3:15:34 PM by CaptainNapalm
Let's play a game about Pokémon...
output: a curious color changing fluid that explodes with taste and flavor. It also oddly makes people want to say, "We would like to play."
Request: a cup of Celebrian
edited 23rd Jun '10 5:18:42 PM by NickTheSwing
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