Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Really, you didn't know that?

Yeah, Giorno and Trish are the youngest of the gang in Part 5, both being 15. Then Fugo is 16, Narancha is 17, Mista is 18, Bruno is 20, and Abbacchio is 21.

As for Part 6, Jolyne is 19, Ermes is 21, Atroe is 20, Anasui is 25, Weather is 39, and Emporio is 11.

Edited by PushoverMediaCritic on Dec 7th 2021 at 11:30:22 AM

The only ones I was aware of were Giorno and Trish being 15, Narancia being 17, and Mista being 18. I was thinking Fugo was 18, too, considering he always appeared to be more mature than Narancia; even in flashbacks.

Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Dec 7th 2021 at 1:39:55 PM

It ties into their characters. Fugo was always under pressure to succeed, which created his anger issues and that in turn created his obsessively controlling personality, thus making him come across as older and more mature. Narancha skipped school to hang out with his friends. Also, the reason Narancha looks younger than the rest of the group is that he spent some of his teenage years homeless and starving, so he was malnourished and didn't grow properly.

In regards to the Part 6 ages, I was very well aware of Jolyne and Emporio's ages, and Weather's age is kind of a no-brainer since he's twins with Pucci; wasn't aware of the others.

What I wouldn't give to have Stone Ocean's final OP be sung by KOYASU X SEKI...

You know, for as much shit as I give DIO, I think I may be one of the only few people who actually agrees with his idea of Heaven, to a certain extent. Now, don't get me wrong, lacking the ability to experience pleasant surprises would suck, but considering that I'm someone who constantly stresses over what misfortunes will plague me in the future, I would honestly love it if I had the ability to subconsciously predict every bad thing that would happen to me, so that in my mind, I would think, "Alright, I'm gonna be suffering this; let's get it done and over with so I can experience the positives to follow." DIO's actually right; I would feel at peace if I knew every single bad thing that'll happen to me.

Pucci's ultimate plan is essentially to give every human on Earth a passive, constant version of Epitaph.

To be fair nobody would guess Giorno was 15.

I kinda love that Pucci's well-intentioned goal somehow feels differently than that of many other Well-Intentioned Extremist's. I can't determine what it is, maybe it's the fact that Pucci isn't interested (like in he doesn't truly desire to do horrible things) in "destroying world/countries to save something" or ruling the world. There is something geniune about his desire to help people in his evil way.

Edited by VeryVileVillian on Dec 8th 2021 at 12:09:44 PM

Um. C-Moon.

You know, somehow I didn't pick up until now that Anasui's obsessive crush on Jolyne is a huge fucking red flag given his backstory. I thought he was just creepy and stalker-y, somehow I totally forgot that he murdered and dismembered his girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on him with. Yeah, maybe that might be a problem with him being Jolyne's supposed love interest.

Edited by PushoverMediaCritic on Dec 9th 2021 at 5:50:45 AM

Yeah, that was always the main reason why Anasui was hated.

I think the only Jojo team member who is worse is Stroheim. As in the actual fucking Nazi.

At the same time, though. Yukako is adored by the fanbase for being a yandere, but Anasui being one ends up earning him the fandom's ire? ...I feel like that's kind of a double standard. And you're hearing this from someone who absolutely adores yanderes.

Far as we know though, Yukako hadn't actually killed anyone yet.

She came extremely close to killing that girl who she thought was eyeing Koichi with fire. That's liable for attempted manslaughter.

I'm finally starting to watch Stone Ocean. So as for Jolyne's "caught masturbating" bit, I guess you could say...
"The last time she closed her eyes, she woke up feeling so horny!"

That's right, this is a Jo De Ci reference!

Aww, Jolyne's mother is blonde, and thus unlikely to be Anne.

Edited by wanderlustwarrior on Dec 9th 2021 at 8:58:41 AM

That's definitely bad but not quite as bad as actually killing and dismembering two people.

You wanna know a secret? ...Giorno is my personal Escapist Character. Aside from him not aspiring for a job as a writer, he does everything I wish I could do. He denies the will of his less-than-ideal lineage, he attempts to fix corruption of a group from the inside (although, I am actually an Internal Reformist in real life), he puts an end to illicit drug peddling, and best of all, he gives the world's biggest pieces of shit exactly what's coming to them.

Though his initial life decision to join an organized crime outfit isn't exactly ideal.

And talking about fixing corruption in a group when the group is organized crime is also kind of iffy.

What Giorno did in the end was make the organized crime outfit more like the romanticized view of organized crime he had ever since that one gangster in his youth helped him.

Edited by M84 on Dec 9th 2021 at 11:38:13 PM

I know its canonicity is dubious, but being someone who's read Purple Haze Feedback, Giorno ultimately converted Passione into a charitable organization as opposed to a brutal one, even forming an alliance with the Speedwagon Foundation, and Passione's members are overall happy with the changes he's made.

Along with his obsessive attitude towards Jolyne Anasui is also an asshole to others who aren't her. Especially towards F.F., who has a higher civilian body count than him, but people love due to her much more likeable personality. It's notable that the few moments that Anasui is nice to others besides Jolyne is during H.W. when his partner has gone sociopathic and when trying to look good towards his crush's parent.

It prolly helps that Yukako only has a handful of appearances while Anasui is a main character.

part 4 but it's a disney channel sitcom

So, we know that Part 3 music is being reused for Part 6, given that Approach played when Jolyne woke up from Whitesnake's Lotus-Eater Machine. ...If they play Virtuous Pope over Pucci's defeat, I will be over the moon.