ITT: We Make Obscure References.

...Vietcrystal?

The episode of SpongeBob where he celebrates Leif Ericsen Day and goes to Squidward's house and there are notes posted on his door?

"That's it, I'm dead. Death by math. Here lies Misako, killed by numbers." "I don't even go to this school."

Transending history and world, a tale of souls and swords eternally retold.

Soulcalibur

"I've dislocated every bone in my body already, where am I supposed to go from here?"

"Children, there is no such thing as a noble fight. When people fight for a cause, all that happens is that different ideals are pitted against each other. All sides will believe they are in the right. And in a battlefield where everyone is prepared to end someone else's life for their own purpose, who's to say that Righteousness exists? So my advice to you is this: If it ever comes to a point where you have to choose what to fight for, be decisive and make that choice consciously. Most of all, steel yourself for what comes after. Because children, those choices will always bear consequences, and you will want to be ready, for when those consequences do come."

People often ask me "What's the most evil thing I've ever done?", aaaaannd it's gotta be that time I ordered delivery during The Purge.

They'll print anything these days.

We smell like fresh cut spring flowers, spewed across a babbling brook, with a hint of lemon.

I wonder when the earth will be taken over by giant spider-butterflies?

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of the street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

"Are you sure that's what they said, sugardove?"

-mockingly- “Are you sure you’re not deaf as a doornail, sugardo-“

-slapped-

“I cannot strike a woman-“

-slapped-

“Let alone if she’s married to a doornail.”

-hit by walking stick-

“HERE’S YOUR DOORNAIL!”

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 18th 2019 at 7:06:26 PM

If you can't harvest your own human skulls, store-bought is fine.

Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 18th 2019 at 3:28:14 PM

""I was a Bishōnen before anchor arms. Now I'm a jerk, and the Americans love me!""

They're shagging, not shaking.

“I still don’t really know how the whole thing works. I mean, for a while, I couldn’t figure out why the hell I was hallucinating a butterfly.”

"You're cute. I like you" "What you see is nothing. I've got a Balinese dancing girl tattooed across my chest"

I can't tell you how many leaders have been taken down by a good chair.

Welcome to "The World."

"As promised, [name] will now lay eggs in your mouth."

"People Are Lego Spaceships"

"Doctor!Turn off my M E M E inhibitors!"

"Zis is madness!"

"THIS.IS.SPARTA!"

May the stars shine upon you until the end of your journey!

"I never want to let you go, Kilala. Does that make me selfish?" "Yes, it makes you selfish. I'm ok with that but where's the ring?" "I am the ring."

Stop making those weird faces, Doc, it's rather unsettling.