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"IT'S RAININ' KRAMPUS! HALLELUJAH!"
I tried to kill myself in the Walmart parking lot. It didn't work.
Mr. Telephone Man, there's something wrong with my line.
When I dial my baby's number, I get a "click" every time.
"Surely, you must have once been pure enough to have mastered the Storm Sword. Why did you let yourself become so corrupted by evil?" "Because evil has given me the greatest power!!"
"I am ZUN and I go zoom"
C'mon, let's fly...to Jupiter Island...c'mon, let's fly...to Jupiter Island...
shut mouth and play game
"Do you dig graves?"
"Yeah, yeah, they're alright, yeah"
“They don’t seem to be bored any time I’m on The Arsenio Hall Show, but you don’t want to hear about it.”
The Young Ones
Oh god, I've just taken Viagra... on top of the Andes.
I think I forgot how to laugh
I know how to say “heh”,
That’s just the half of it
Don’t even know if I’m real
I’m just not really feeling up to it.
"Ripped his vertebral column like the Titanic. Predator did this. It's impressive, he knows what he's doing."
IT'S MADE OF DOILIES!
"I'm sorry. I thought it was normal to verbalize one's excitement at such an occasion with w00t w00t."
"CHI-CHAN KILLED THE MOOD!"
Put this hot young man in grandpa shoes and do it NOW!
"Ah, we'll see how hungry you'll get... in the pit."
"She's a frothy little bubble
With a flimsy kind of charm
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm!"
"I'm gonna add sneaky skulls."
I like how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like "Mrs haversham killed me".
"Son, I know you miss your dad, and I know I haven't always been around because...well, empire don't run itself...but do you wanna grab that glove and play some ball with your new old man who gives you way better Christmases?" "Sure, maybe we can play in that mysterious meteor-ravaged field just outside the castle. Wonder what happened there!"
I don't suppose you'll be offered any more cake.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Do do dodododo do
Please come back don't leave me alone
I need more frieeeennndddsss!"
"EVERYBODY LOOK AT BAE, SHE'S SO CUTE! SHE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS!"
"Do you wash your ass, Judy?"
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