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What the frick

I'm not dead, just bored. :P

he hath died horrible

his face slumped on his keyboard,with a knife in his back

who dun it?

ulti, something doesn't add up

that knife is from your kitchen. How'd it end up here? Are you not telling us something?

my kitchen has no knifes how could it be mine?

huh

but then who was knife

Please, you don't understand, I'm still alive, and the knife hurts so much.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 28th 2020 at 3:23:23 PM

Dead people don't snore... or do they?

Aw crap, Puma.

-pulls knife out- I'll get the ambulance for ya! -patches the spot so it stops the bleeding-

(knife is pulled out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Dhiruxide patches wound) Oh... thank you.

I leave for some minutes and you are getting knife wounds?

KNIFE WOUNDS! GET YER KNIFE WOUNDS HEAH!

dont look at me it was that guy with glassess

hey so

what superpower would I have?

nominations are now: OPEN

Petrification. ;)

you have the power to go an hour fast

lmao I have not petrified anyone in a while

but I love that I am still associated with it

blood manipulation, hypnosis, shape-shifting...

wait, we talking stereotypically vampire things or something outside vampire comfort zone?

If the latter, become a lava goddess! or be intangible.

We are talking anything

and ooh lava...

add in molten metal manipulation because earth and metal go well together imo. This includes steel yes

another good superpower is being a Plaguemaster. I find it creepily awesome to be able to manipulate diseases, pathogens, plague, cancer, viruses, etc...

That also sounds interesting.

I like poison-based powers anyway so that could tie in well lol

hmm.

so many interesting ideas :D

I like having paladin powers.

I don't think I am pure enough for paladin powers. Most of the types of powers I tend to like would lend themselves at best to Bad Powers, Good People.

One of the story ideas I’ve been planning on implementing in one of my future books is the first vampire paladin.

That sounds... odd.

Then again I like shit like... well, petrification and poison and controlling swarms of insects and ghostly shadowy powers and stuff so...

like I said I am probably not a good candidate for paladin.