The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

You shake your butt at the moon to summon a baboon

I prefer to summon a cat.

Which I shall do by shaking my hat at a rat.

I shall summon the Twins by shaking an eye at the sky.

Oooh, which twins?

The Weasley twins?

The... THINGISH twins?

Retinazer and Spazmatism.

Wait... this is the garbage post thread? I still do not get it. Not one damn bit.

quality posts only

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You mean the girls from The Shining?

Maybe.

Fun fact, fairly recently I had a dream that took place in the Overlook Hotel.

the REALLY weird thing about it is that like... the hotel was just like it is in the movie, and the layout of it actually makes more sense than building layouts usually do in my dreams.

Which is to say none at all. Even the antiques shop gets the "wtf happened to the layout" treatment in my dreams with like... hidden basements and extra rooms and a back building with more booths that can only be accessed through this weird tunnel and stuff.

Also there are probably a lot of sets of thingish twins, depending on the thingcolor in question.

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How do I summon Bellatrix Lestrange?

cant

she's DEAD

Fine then. How do I summon Azula?

gIMMIE GOLD and I'll tell you

(hands you gold) Okay, now what?

Edited by Spottedleaf on Dec 16th 2018 at 8:08:26 AM

Now I take your gold and i SPEND ALL on t h i ngs

sucker

Can you at least teach me how to summon Killer Frost?

I can teach you how to summon the next best thing.

You can summon me!

I'm not entirely sure why you'd want to do that but it isn't too difficult.

To summon an ice cube:

1. Collect the souls of three night creatures and three light creatures.

2. Gather fifty blocks of ice. They must be exact cubes. The size doesn’t matter.

3. Collect the essence of five ice creatures.

4. Forge these items into a key.

5. Find a snowy area, big enough that you can’t see grass in the distance.

6. Drop the key on the ground.

7. Enjoy your ice cube.

I mean I can be pretty thingish, I guess.