The Ice Queen
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"Good for you! I'm glad to see you pursuing higher education!"
Steve. He's usually on second, but Bob had the day off.
A priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant minister walk into a bar...
Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 18th 2020 at 5:22:33 AM
Semain Calm
And they all have an alcoholic beverage.
What's the deal with airline food?
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 18th 2020 at 9:56:29 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
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I dunno what's so novel about eating food on an airplane either, like you can just as easily eat it on the ground
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand... A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Joyful angel
Because it's owner was there.
What's the difference between marriage and slavery?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
eh
i could list them, but that'd cause this post to be massive, so...
hey pal chum buddy, did you know about this cool thing called LIGMA???
Semain Calm
Yeah, it's a pretty cool game. Bought it on Steam yesterday.
Have you ever read Professor Bofa's work?
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Back by Unpopular Demand
Yeah. It’s a nice cookbook.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women??? Huh? Huh? HUH?
One is snow arranged to look like a man, and one is snow arranged to look like a woman.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
Joyful angel
Being served to me.
What's the capital of Thailand?
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 19th 2020 at 10:02:11 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Ice Queen
Bangkok. It's also known as Thep Maha Nakhon or simply Krung Thep. It is the most populous city in Thailand in addition to being the capital.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish that is either blind, dead, or in agonizing pain.
A man walked into a bar... He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
To drink an alcoholic beverage so that he could forget Martha...the wench...
What do you call a blanket that’s on fire?
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
sick down from the bones to the other side
why are you asking me what I call it?! someone call the fire department! please!
a man with dyslexia walks into... A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Semain Calm
a meeting to work on an alternative learning system that better fits him.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Ice Queen
We all had a good time and we really enjoyed the food. I definitely recommend it.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
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because Going Commando is gross
what's the difference between Alex Trebek and a mallard with a cold? A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Ice Queen
It is very cold. I would advise not trying to invade during winter, or you will probably die.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
Joyful angel
Tomatoes cannot speak.
What's a easy way to get a million dollars?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
my current job
Rob Elon Musk.
Do you know when the bus is coming?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Yeah, it’ll be here in a couple minutes.
What did John Wayne say to Clint Eastwood?
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Joyful angel
You know where the bathroom is?
What's a zombies favorite food?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
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brains. it's pretty much the only thing they can eat.
what did the helicopter pilot say to the astronaut? A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Nothing, they were too far away to see each other.
A duck walked into a store and got some chapstick. He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I'm proud of you.
Who's on first?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"