Use Noodle Implements.

We basically try to find some sort of use with Noodle Implements, after one person find use of them, they give Noodle Implements out, rinse, repeat.

Now, try to use A Mega Man Anniversary collection game, Wolverine Comic Book, a piece of ham, and a soda. Take note there is no video game system.

edited 17th Dec '09 5:46:31 PM by Etheru

Enjoy your dinner... Complete with a placemat and a coaster, I see.

Hey, can someone help me out? I'm looking for some hand lotion, a t-shirt cannon, an action figure of Betty Page, and two tickets to Lichtenstein.

Must be Anime night in Germany.

Can you help me? I need a bottle of lubricant, mutated vermin, a mango, spark plugs, Little House on the Prairie DVD, a pregnancy test, a harpoon, a maypole, ten pounds of live electric eels, a rabbi, feather boas, duct tape, six trained goldfish, a metric ton of spaghetti, and a very wanton giraffe.

Have fun building that circus tent!

I'm looking to buy two tractors, the entire Australian military, half of Iran, one ton of peyote, a very depraved dog, several bottles of motor oil, the Grand Canyon, a thousand Boku No Pico DVDs, Benito Mussolini, three dozen Ford Pintos, every Shock Site ever, and a plastic water bottle.

Didn't that one guy already invent the Headache Inducinator-inator?

Um, what was I going to do with a box of rubber bands, twelve rolls of duct tape, and a used toothpick?

I build a Humongous Mecha with a tank, a remote control, and a machine gun.

I build a morpher using a watch, duct tape, and a photovoltaic cell.

Just a morpher? I could build a time machine with those parts!

What if I added a microprocessor and a microscope to a microwave? What would I get then?

You'd get a micromanager. Yes, I could build a time machine, but it's boring.

I put together a slice of pie, a TV dinner, and a can of soda to make... today's meal!

You obviously are not an expensive eater.

I use some scratch paper, a quill, an electric keyboard, a camera, and all my action figures.

edited 18th Dec '09 6:02:05 AM by Nerdspringer

Your action figure rendition of Romeo And Juliet with live music becomes one of the most-watched videos on Youtube.

I've got a bowl of salt, an iron kettle, three glass sheets and a hot furnace.

edited 18th Dec '09 6:36:00 AM by Lemurian

You make Salt on Glass.

I use a hammer, an anvil, and a stirrup.

and you are describing how your ear works.

I'm building a project out of 16d nails, a lightbulb, Cheez-Its, a pocket knife, 2 books of matches, an undercooked steak, and a sculpture of the Cross...what am I building?

Diorama of the executions of various saints, rendered in steak.

Quick, I need a toothbrush, a glass of fat-free milk, and a salad tosser!

You're making a before-bed snack.

Alright, Imma need a box of chaoclates, An extra large trenchcoat, a plush toy, and 3 fedoras.

Christmas gifts.

I need an acoustic guitar, a banjo, a tea chest bass, and a drum set.

Sounds like a bitchin' gig ccoming up.

Alright, I trust alll of you packed your passports, winter clothes, surfboards and LOTS of chocolate.

Going to Finland for vacation.

Bottled water, a blowtorch, and a copy of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Walking with an angry mob while listening to good music.

M'kay, could someone get me a wreath, some oregano, latex gloves, a large clothespin, and some coloring books?

edited 19th Dec '09 6:05:20 AM by QuackorTheFowl

That's your Christmas list!

I need 1 Humvee, a very large cake, a tank of hydrogen and a Tesla coil.

You're trying to deliver a cake to a kid's birthday party using a suped-up car.

I'm going to need a staple remover, an "I Voted" sticker, hedge clippers, a labrador retriever, and a cup of soda.

Participating in this year's Extreme Fetch tournament, are we?

Let's see, we've got a fine-toothed comb, a 9-volt battery, a silver pendant, the complete set of Encyclopædia Britannica, and five egg yolks...

You'll only need the "e" volume to learn about electroplating, you know.

Ooh, here's a large knife, an empty bucket, a bag of polyester fiberfill, several exposed wires, a tin of tuna, and a burlap sack. This could be fun.

About to perform emerceny field surgery.

The other day, someone had bought a small roll of bubble wrap, an ouce of weed and a satellite phone to school.

Craziest smokebomb ever.

Come back once you've got a spoonful of caviar, a horseshoe magnet, and a three-section staff. Oh, and a handful of sawdust. And maybe a bit of moonshine, too.

Making a distillery eh?

I got one box of crayons, 2 ski gloves, a broken fusebox, a neutron initiator (the device that actually sets off a nuke), 2 lbs of concrete, a bag of sugar and an engine for a 1918 Model T Ford.