Not stupid or expendable.
broke: More of The Monkees
woke: Headquarters
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
broke: putting cereal before milk
woke: putting cereal before bowl
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Heya there! I'm West.
Me: *manages to snatch a chocolate mini-muffin* No more to eat :(
Me: *sees a chocolate mini-muffin in the ground* Five Second Rule!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Professional Professionalist
broke: Giorgio Moroder
woke: Giorgio Vanni
(this is just a joke both Giorgios are absolute lads but Moroder is obviously best Giorgio pls don’t kill me)
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
broke: spring-heeled jack
woke: boing-boing betty
dizzy
Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstasy & Alcohol
Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstasy & Alcohol
Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstasy & Alcohol
Oh Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstasy & Alcohol
simple as
Facing the consequences.
haha he say the drug
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Professional Professionalist
Nausea heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! YAY
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
dork: silent assassin
why stop there when you can have TOTAL ORGAN FAILURE
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Professional Professionalist
sometimes I eat spaghetti
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
dizzy
C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE
simple as
Strongest In History
Broke: Geese for Smash
Woke: Geese for King For Another Day
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
w33d
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Professional Professionalist
when good boi Georgie’s birfdai is tomorrow but no one seems to care
[sad synthesizer noises]
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
I'm back, I guess.
I died when I read "sad synthesizer noises"
(Happy church organ noises)
I can't think of a good signature.
Professional Professionalist
Sad synth noises intensify
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
I'm back, I guess.
Sad Synthesizer vs. Happy Church Organ
I can't think of a good signature.
Professional Professionalist
Uh oh sisters here it comes 🎹
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
I'm back, I guess.
(Happy Church Organ suddenly goes crazy and Megaton Punches the sad synthesizer)
I can't think of a good signature.
The Senate
Professional Professionalist
[the sad synthesizer continues to be extremely sad]
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Senate
dork: silent assassin
-The happy church organ reassembles itself into Evil Synth-metal Organ
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Edited by ArmoredFury on Apr 25th 2019 at 8:42:58 PM
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
broke: scps
woke: disrespectoids
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.